QUOTES!!!! (updated frequently)
Blog Entry: QUOTES!!!! (updated frequently)
Blog Entry: QUOTES!!!! (updated frequently)
Posted by: chichirifan92
Posted: April 6, 2008, 12:21:39 AM
Updated: January 15, 2009, 10:28:20 PM
Mood: perky
Eating: nada
Drinking: .....nada
Currently: computer stuff
Listening To: upstairs tv
Posted: April 6, 2008, 12:21:39 AM
Updated: January 15, 2009, 10:28:20 PM
Mood: perky
Eating: nada
Drinking: .....nada
Currently: computer stuff
Listening To: upstairs tv
RANDOMNESS BELOW!!!! (if you have a question about anything below, just ask me)
"We only fear what we don't know" ~Mr. Adamo
"The Euphrates is a great river....*pause*...it has lots of water" ~Mr. Adamo
"You may be special, but your not water" ~Mr. Adamo
"We are going to the library......you may notice some books" ~Mr. Adamo
"Learning is like a football game. If you're not paying attention, you're the person on the team who, during a huddle, is walking away from the team like this *walks around front of class with dazed/confused look on face*" ~Mr. Adamo
"Is Great Britain part of Britain?" ~random student
"If you light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. If you light a man ON FIRE, he'll be warm for the rest of his life" ~Rachel D.
"If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean mortality comes from morons?" ~Kenneth M.
"Why is there an 's' in 'lisp' if the people with lisps can't pronounce it?" ~Kenneth M.
"Ok, class. The equation for a single-replacement reaction is 'A + BX --> B + AX'; A is a single person and BX is a married couple. Sometime during the reaction, A kicked B outa his house and mooches on X, so B has to move out and live in a motel. Now, DOUBLE-REPLACEMENT REACTIONS just turns things into 'Desperate Housewives'" ~Mr. Hellman
"Knowledge is power. Power is evil. Study hard, be evil!" ~Megan B.
"People say to me, 'Hello! how are you doing?' i tell them, 'I'm just peachy.' Then they tell me, 'well i'm just strawberry!' and then i'll tell then, 'ok...that just doesn't make any sense...'" ~Kaelynn R.
"Only the insane prosper. Only those who prosper may judge what is sanity"
"victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none"
"Never trust the penguins, but never doubt the ducks"
"Ok! The brown one's going to get pregnent and the green one is going to develop a tumor" ~Mr. Hellman
"too bad we don't have any LIVE ANIMALS....." ~Mr. Hellman
"the beer commercials that show guys playing volleyball in the snow with babes in skimpy outfits proves that men are only interested in sports and sex" ~Mrs. Knorpp
"YOU'RE CHINESE?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASIAN!" ~Katherine G.
"Since everyone knows the force exists, I'm going to become a Jedi Master!" ~Mrs. Knorpp
"have you been sniffing glue before coming to class?" ~Mrs. Knorpp
"are ya still going to give Jack an 'A'?" ~random student
"your girlfriend's photoshopped. you got the pixals all wrong" ~Kevin D.
"Mr. Adamoooooo......he called me a bastard" ~Tony W.
"what a retard" ~Mrs. Knorpp
"Bazerk-ly" (instead of Berkely) ~Mr. Ames
"Look! The leaves on that tree represent new life" ~Mr. Jones
"The Bald Sorority handshake--> *brushes hand over head*" ~mr. Jones
"anything divided by 0 is undefined. For all we know, 1/0 could equal *nerdy-est kid in class* and then *nerdy-est kid in class*/0 could equal this Legless Bridal Barbie doll" ~Mr. Gallardo
"the proper way to remove the legs of a Barbie doll is to PULL and TWIST at the same time" ~Mr. Gallardo
"let's wrap Jerry in sulifane and shoot him out of a cannon to test this formula" ~Mr. Gallardo
"the second one doesn't even sound like an improv. It just sounds like a bunch of random notes put together" ~Eric
"I is a college student" ~Bumper sticker
"There's always free cheese on a mouse trap" ~bumper sticker
"I wanna 'ninja' the locker" ~Kaelynn R.
"RJ-'can i have a piece of paper?' Mr. Jones-'is it 'paper' or 'papi'?' RJ-'is it 'Jones' or 'Joni'?'" ~RJ and Mr. Jones
"There are now NINE deadly sins!!! We have added 'Thou shall not enjoy one's self in Spanish class' and 'Thou shall not have french fries without ketchup'" ~Ben P.
"walter Ray- 'I didn't think I'd have to worry about my ball hooking too much.' Chris-'If you had been throwing a 'manly weight' maybe it wouldn't have deflected so much!' Walter Ray- 'touche'" ~Walter Ray Williams Jr. and Chris Barnes (Pro bowlers)
"Mr. Adamo- '...cortur' Student-'It's Catour' Josh-'COW MAN!!!'" ~Mr. Adamo, Student and Josh C.
"woooooow.......it's the world's first Playdough condom....." ~Mr. Hellman
"Mein psychic powers tell me that i am PSYCHIC" ~Kaelynn R.
"*gasp* i can read my own mind" ~Derek M.
"I shall levitate this juice pouch using only *Sam slowly picks up juice pack*...Sam?) ~Kaelynn R.
"Instead of 'April showers bring May flowers,' it's 'PRAY FOR THE SNOW TO STOP, SO WE CAN HAVE FLOWERS BY AUGUST!!!'" ~firephantom24
Me-"you were robbed" Ben-"no...i was peter-ed" Ben P. and Jackie M.
Kaela-"Why do you have three lightbulbs?" Mr. Hellman-"'cause it's cooler than two" Kaela-"ok....but why would you have two lightbulbs?" Mr.Hellman-"'cause it's cooler than one" ~Kaela C and Mr. Hellman
"It's a world's future sexual preditor!!!" ~Kaelynn R.
"and Ronnie chokes again =D" ~Will
"Mmmmmmm.....dirty pee (easy way to remember the Ideal Gas Law, M=DRT/P, or Molar mass equals Density (D) times the constant (R) times the Temperature (T) all over Pressure (P)) ~Mr. Hellman
"A bottle of hair gel can last me, like, five years." ~Mr. Jones
"I like 'Thumbelina' 'cause I like small people." ~Caty W.
derek-"if my calculations are correct-" Sam-"WE'LL HAVE A BABY IF WEE DO IT THIS WAY!" Derek M. and Sam G.
"Proud parent of Inmate of the Month at CCC Jail" ~Bumper sticker
Joey-"You duel like a dairy farmer!" Kaiba-"how appropriete! you duel like a cow!" ~Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged
"I'm here for my ballet classes. I should warn you that i look damn good in a tutu!" ~Yami Yugi (YGO! Abridged)
Joey-"Let this be a lesson for ya, Yug. Never under any circumstances, leave your beaver exposed." Yugi-"You're right Joey. My beaver was a full display. Next time, i'll take better care of my beaver." YGO! Abridged
Para-"Against our Gate Guardian, you stand no chance!" Dox-"I'm not wearing any underpants" P-"Is that true, Brother, or are you just rhyming?" D-"I didn't want to throw off our timing! (and yes it's true)" YGO! Abridged
Yugi-"Joey, it's time for a surprise attack!" Joey-"Don't worry, Yug! I got your back." Y-"Hang on a second! are we rhyming too?" J-"Don't ask me! I ain't got a clue." Y-"This is like something from Dr. Seus!" Tea-"I can't stop staring at Yugi's caboose." Bakura-"Everyone seem to have gone all rhyme-ee!" Tristan-"Shut the hell up, you stupid limey!" YGO! Abridged
"CAT!!!! K-A-T! i'm outa here!!!! *laughs* yeah, i knew there were two T's in there =P" ~Brian Reagan
"Brian, what's the plurel for MOOSE? .........MOOSE-EN!!!! i saw a flock of MOOSE-EN!!! there were many of them. Many much MOOSE-EN!!! Out in the woods. In the wood-es! in the WODDS-EN! The meese wanted food. FOOD-ES to EATEN-ES-EN. The meese wanted FOOD-EN in the WOOD-EN-ES-EN!!! and the food in the WOOD-EN-ES-EN!!!! ........Brian........you're an imbecile......IMBECILE-EN!!!!! What?! are you trying to speak German? Germain!!! germain JACKSON!!! Jackson FIVE!! TITO!!!!!! ~Brian Reagan
Tea-*singing* "There's something sweet, and almost kind. But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined. But now he's dear and so...unsure. I don't know why i didn't see it there before" Yami-*singing* F***ing birds. this date is lame. It's such a bore. I'd rather be home playing card games more and more. If you ask me, Tea's a whore. but then that's nothing new; she was like that before." YGO! Abridged
"You damned water heater!!! you're so white and short and ugly and...." ~Mr. Budge
"NASCAR- a bunch of rednecks going 500 mph in a circle." ~Mr. Budge
"When I become Ruler of the Universe, I shall make the currency Adamos. 'That'll be 4 Adamos, please.' 'How much are 4 Adamos worth?' 'About 4 cents. Nah! Less than that. Adamo doesn't make much sense.'" ~Hilary G.
Student-"mr. adamo, i'm freezing!" Mr. Adamo-"aren't you wearing your long Johns today?" ~student and Mr. Adamo
"We only fear what we don't know" ~Mr. Adamo
"The Euphrates is a great river....*pause*...it has lots of water" ~Mr. Adamo
"You may be special, but your not water" ~Mr. Adamo
"We are going to the library......you may notice some books" ~Mr. Adamo
"Learning is like a football game. If you're not paying attention, you're the person on the team who, during a huddle, is walking away from the team like this *walks around front of class with dazed/confused look on face*" ~Mr. Adamo
"Is Great Britain part of Britain?" ~random student
"If you light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. If you light a man ON FIRE, he'll be warm for the rest of his life" ~Rachel D.
"If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean mortality comes from morons?" ~Kenneth M.
"Why is there an 's' in 'lisp' if the people with lisps can't pronounce it?" ~Kenneth M.
"Ok, class. The equation for a single-replacement reaction is 'A + BX --> B + AX'; A is a single person and BX is a married couple. Sometime during the reaction, A kicked B outa his house and mooches on X, so B has to move out and live in a motel. Now, DOUBLE-REPLACEMENT REACTIONS just turns things into 'Desperate Housewives'" ~Mr. Hellman
"Knowledge is power. Power is evil. Study hard, be evil!" ~Megan B.
"People say to me, 'Hello! how are you doing?' i tell them, 'I'm just peachy.' Then they tell me, 'well i'm just strawberry!' and then i'll tell then, 'ok...that just doesn't make any sense...'" ~Kaelynn R.
"Only the insane prosper. Only those who prosper may judge what is sanity"
"victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none"
"Never trust the penguins, but never doubt the ducks"
"Ok! The brown one's going to get pregnent and the green one is going to develop a tumor" ~Mr. Hellman
"too bad we don't have any LIVE ANIMALS....." ~Mr. Hellman
"the beer commercials that show guys playing volleyball in the snow with babes in skimpy outfits proves that men are only interested in sports and sex" ~Mrs. Knorpp
"YOU'RE CHINESE?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASIAN!" ~Katherine G.
"Since everyone knows the force exists, I'm going to become a Jedi Master!" ~Mrs. Knorpp
"have you been sniffing glue before coming to class?" ~Mrs. Knorpp
"are ya still going to give Jack an 'A'?" ~random student
"your girlfriend's photoshopped. you got the pixals all wrong" ~Kevin D.
"Mr. Adamoooooo......he called me a bastard" ~Tony W.
"what a retard" ~Mrs. Knorpp
"Bazerk-ly" (instead of Berkely) ~Mr. Ames
"Look! The leaves on that tree represent new life" ~Mr. Jones
"The Bald Sorority handshake--> *brushes hand over head*" ~mr. Jones
"anything divided by 0 is undefined. For all we know, 1/0 could equal *nerdy-est kid in class* and then *nerdy-est kid in class*/0 could equal this Legless Bridal Barbie doll" ~Mr. Gallardo
"the proper way to remove the legs of a Barbie doll is to PULL and TWIST at the same time" ~Mr. Gallardo
"let's wrap Jerry in sulifane and shoot him out of a cannon to test this formula" ~Mr. Gallardo
"the second one doesn't even sound like an improv. It just sounds like a bunch of random notes put together" ~Eric
"I is a college student" ~Bumper sticker
"There's always free cheese on a mouse trap" ~bumper sticker
"I wanna 'ninja' the locker" ~Kaelynn R.
"RJ-'can i have a piece of paper?' Mr. Jones-'is it 'paper' or 'papi'?' RJ-'is it 'Jones' or 'Joni'?'" ~RJ and Mr. Jones
"There are now NINE deadly sins!!! We have added 'Thou shall not enjoy one's self in Spanish class' and 'Thou shall not have french fries without ketchup'" ~Ben P.
"walter Ray- 'I didn't think I'd have to worry about my ball hooking too much.' Chris-'If you had been throwing a 'manly weight' maybe it wouldn't have deflected so much!' Walter Ray- 'touche'" ~Walter Ray Williams Jr. and Chris Barnes (Pro bowlers)
"Mr. Adamo- '...cortur' Student-'It's Catour' Josh-'COW MAN!!!'" ~Mr. Adamo, Student and Josh C.
"woooooow.......it's the world's first Playdough condom....." ~Mr. Hellman
"Mein psychic powers tell me that i am PSYCHIC" ~Kaelynn R.
"*gasp* i can read my own mind" ~Derek M.
"I shall levitate this juice pouch using only *Sam slowly picks up juice pack*...Sam?) ~Kaelynn R.
"Instead of 'April showers bring May flowers,' it's 'PRAY FOR THE SNOW TO STOP, SO WE CAN HAVE FLOWERS BY AUGUST!!!'" ~firephantom24
Me-"you were robbed" Ben-"no...i was peter-ed" Ben P. and Jackie M.
Kaela-"Why do you have three lightbulbs?" Mr. Hellman-"'cause it's cooler than two" Kaela-"ok....but why would you have two lightbulbs?" Mr.Hellman-"'cause it's cooler than one" ~Kaela C and Mr. Hellman
"It's a world's future sexual preditor!!!" ~Kaelynn R.
"and Ronnie chokes again =D" ~Will
"Mmmmmmm.....dirty pee (easy way to remember the Ideal Gas Law, M=DRT/P, or Molar mass equals Density (D) times the constant (R) times the Temperature (T) all over Pressure (P)) ~Mr. Hellman
"A bottle of hair gel can last me, like, five years." ~Mr. Jones
"I like 'Thumbelina' 'cause I like small people." ~Caty W.
derek-"if my calculations are correct-" Sam-"WE'LL HAVE A BABY IF WEE DO IT THIS WAY!" Derek M. and Sam G.
"Proud parent of Inmate of the Month at CCC Jail" ~Bumper sticker
Joey-"You duel like a dairy farmer!" Kaiba-"how appropriete! you duel like a cow!" ~Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged
"I'm here for my ballet classes. I should warn you that i look damn good in a tutu!" ~Yami Yugi (YGO! Abridged)
Joey-"Let this be a lesson for ya, Yug. Never under any circumstances, leave your beaver exposed." Yugi-"You're right Joey. My beaver was a full display. Next time, i'll take better care of my beaver." YGO! Abridged
Para-"Against our Gate Guardian, you stand no chance!" Dox-"I'm not wearing any underpants" P-"Is that true, Brother, or are you just rhyming?" D-"I didn't want to throw off our timing! (and yes it's true)" YGO! Abridged
Yugi-"Joey, it's time for a surprise attack!" Joey-"Don't worry, Yug! I got your back." Y-"Hang on a second! are we rhyming too?" J-"Don't ask me! I ain't got a clue." Y-"This is like something from Dr. Seus!" Tea-"I can't stop staring at Yugi's caboose." Bakura-"Everyone seem to have gone all rhyme-ee!" Tristan-"Shut the hell up, you stupid limey!" YGO! Abridged
"CAT!!!! K-A-T! i'm outa here!!!! *laughs* yeah, i knew there were two T's in there =P" ~Brian Reagan
"Brian, what's the plurel for MOOSE? .........MOOSE-EN!!!! i saw a flock of MOOSE-EN!!! there were many of them. Many much MOOSE-EN!!! Out in the woods. In the wood-es! in the WODDS-EN! The meese wanted food. FOOD-ES to EATEN-ES-EN. The meese wanted FOOD-EN in the WOOD-EN-ES-EN!!! and the food in the WOOD-EN-ES-EN!!!! ........Brian........you're an imbecile......IMBECILE-EN!!!!! What?! are you trying to speak German? Germain!!! germain JACKSON!!! Jackson FIVE!! TITO!!!!!! ~Brian Reagan
Tea-*singing* "There's something sweet, and almost kind. But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined. But now he's dear and so...unsure. I don't know why i didn't see it there before" Yami-*singing* F***ing birds. this date is lame. It's such a bore. I'd rather be home playing card games more and more. If you ask me, Tea's a whore. but then that's nothing new; she was like that before." YGO! Abridged
"You damned water heater!!! you're so white and short and ugly and...." ~Mr. Budge
"NASCAR- a bunch of rednecks going 500 mph in a circle." ~Mr. Budge
"When I become Ruler of the Universe, I shall make the currency Adamos. 'That'll be 4 Adamos, please.' 'How much are 4 Adamos worth?' 'About 4 cents. Nah! Less than that. Adamo doesn't make much sense.'" ~Hilary G.
Student-"mr. adamo, i'm freezing!" Mr. Adamo-"aren't you wearing your long Johns today?" ~student and Mr. Adamo