Now I really feel like Dib.

Oh,god now I really feel like Dib.:( You see,at first today was going fine.My parents were off to work,(as always)I was on here,while my sister was watching t.v,when I asked her to make me lunch.(I'm really bad at cooking.XD)I was just waiting for my food to be ready while surfing the net when Skyler screamed "T-BONE!!!!NOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"In her usual loud scream.(Btw,T-Bone is our American Bulldog)When I got out there,she started crying stupidly like she cut her arm off.(She didn't even pick up her spilled Banquet meal!!!>:()I kindly asked her what happened,when she acted like a brat and said,"Just go!Get out of my way!Leave me alone!!!"and punched me in the arm.(She's a DEMON I SAY,DEMON!!!!!!!)And ran in our room to pout. I just gave her a evil glare and shood T-bone out till' my hand hurt from all the bites he gave me.(He was trying to eat all the corn bits off the floor.)After that,I had to literally block the enterance to the kitchen and sweep up all the slobbery corn pieces that smelled like dog food.Anyway,I'll tell you the rest later,but before I leave,I was just trying to kill this super tiny black beetle in the house when every single time I dropped a thick book on the bug,it was STILL alive!!!Then it got away.:(