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*****Most people would say a guy was a retard if he walked around New York in a Darth Vader suit resiting lines from the STAR WARS movies...it you're one of those people, copy this into your profile in black cuz it's boring...
Less people would say that 'at least he had the guts to do that'...if you're one of them, copy this into ur profile in purple cuz your cool...
I am one of the very few people who would willingly, and actually beg, to walk around New York in a Darth Vader suit...if you're one of those people that would walk around with me, copy this into your profile in red*****

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I was going to give you this waffle...

#<('_'<)
...But then I was like...

(>'#'<)
...I'm hungry...

(>'_'<)
...So I ate it...

(>^_^<)
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you say jonas brothers I say Queen
you say miley cyrus I say Elvis Presley
you say soulja boy I say FORGET THAT I want Black Sabbath!
you say chris brown I say Led Zeppelin
you are rap I am rock.
too many kids listen to crap nowadays If you are still part of the group that loves to rock out copy and paste. I AM PART OF THAT GROUP!!!!!!!!!! Keep Rock Close To Your Soul,
For Those About To Rock I Soloute You.

90% of American teens would have a mental breakdown if Miley Cyrus was on top of a 10 story building.copy this onto ur profile in green if ur one of those 90%. 8% percent would say JUMP ALREADY!!!!!! copy this onto ur profile in purple if ur one of those 8%. 2% would race the body guard up the stairs to push her off. copy this in blue if ur one of those 2%.
i like toast. put this on ur profile if u love toast too
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|..........|Put this on your
|.Pull.....|page if you have
|..........|ever pushed a
|..........|a door that said pull.|.........

fav band: Queen and Red Hot Chilli Pipers( and no i do not mean peppers)
fav singer: Elvis Presley/Roger Taylor
fav song: Bohemian Rhapsody
fav movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
fav show: Monty Python's Flying Circus/ Ghost Hunters
fav fruit: kwango (kiwi and mango)
fav holiday: Kwango Day (every tuesday)
fav commercial: money you could be saving with Geico
fav name: Niko

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luckylace222 on October 13, 2011, 8:44:24 AM

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Join the 2011 Halloween Contest! The prize is putting your winning picture on the site news/main-page!
(This will be an alternative to those who still do not completely qualify for featured pictures or are too new to be popular)[/b]

Deadline: October 31, 2011
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redtail on September 2, 2009, 7:53:42 AM

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redtailToday I realised that if I save my word documents as "the world, Perri", the computer will ask me "Would you like to save the changes you made to the world, Perri?". I stroked my white kitten who was asleep on my lap and cackled evilly. Why yes, yes I would. MLIA

redtail on August 16, 2009, 10:43:22 PM

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redtailToday, I was at "Bed Bath and Beyond." I went up to an employee and asked what the "Beyond" was. He replied with, "you don't want to know." I've never been more frightened in my life. MLIA

redtail on August 16, 2009, 10:42:46 PM

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redtailToday, I got a new backpack. On the back, it had a label saying "If swallowed seek medical advice". I laughed, imagining a person trying to swallow a backpack. MLIA.

redtail on August 16, 2009, 10:41:44 PM

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redtailToday at work we got a new vacuum cleaner. It straps onto your back and has a hand-held nozzle with which to vacuum. I am officially a Ghostbuster. MLIA

redtail on August 16, 2009, 10:41:15 PM

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redtailToday, I got my school schedule. They screwed it up, and gave me two gyms, no math, and one free period instead. I'm sort of considering not telling the school about it. MLIA.

redtail on August 16, 2009, 10:40:28 PM

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redtailToday, I was singing in the shower, my dad knocked on the door and requested a song. MLIA

redtail on August 16, 2009, 10:40:16 PM

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redtailToday, I was bored and messing around on Google. I typed in 'Google is' and 'Google is watching you' popped up. I'm not sure whether to be amused or afraid. MLIA

redtail on August 16, 2009, 3:40:33 AM

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redtailToday, I was at Disneyland. While walking down Main Street, a little boy ran up to me, handed me his Disney autograph book, and said "I can't believe they have Harry Potter here!" My life is absolutely complete. MLIA.

redtail on August 16, 2009, 3:38:10 AM

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redtailToday, I was watching Law & Order SVU with my dad. I had already seen the episode, but I made a bet with him on who the killer was. Easiest 20 bucks I've ever made. MLIA

redtail on August 16, 2009, 3:37:56 AM

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redtailToday, in my highschool physics class I found an eraser with "yes" scratched into one side and "no" into the other. I then proceeded to play "eraser of destiny" - asking yes or no questions and tossing the eraser to learn the answer. It ended up being so much fun that the whole class joined in. My teacher pretended he was annoyed, but the eraser of destiny knows better. MLIA.

redtail on August 16, 2009, 3:26:46 AM

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redtailomg i got 65 favs from witty for a mlia!!!!!!!!

redtail on August 16, 2009, 3:20:33 AM

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redtailToday, I was on the phone with my friend when suddenly I won 10,000 neopoints. I then screamed and told her what happened. She paused and then said "this is why we're not popular". MLIA

redtail on August 16, 2009, 3:20:08 AM

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redtailLast night my cat was sitting on my lap as I watched TV, I'm a little allergic so I sneezed and it unfortunately went on her, she lept off my knee looking disgruntled. This morning I woke to find her sitting on my chest, just as I opened my eyes she sneezed in my face and then walked away. Well played cat. MLIA

redtail on August 14, 2009, 11:36:20 PM

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redtailhttp://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=5722676&l=3774740

redtail on August 14, 2009, 6:29:49 AM

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redtailToday, at the grocery store, I saw a man get out of a Pepsi car. When I went inside I saw the same man buying Coke. Traitor. MLIA

redtail on August 14, 2009, 6:26:49 AM

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redtailToday I went to Starbucks and remembered to say "Thanks a latte". I surprised the barista, but she quickly retorted "Have a grande". I now love this person. MLIA


Today, I found a note in my textbook telling me to go to a certain page. On that page there were instructions to go to another page. This continued for about thirty pages, and the last page was covered in stickers that said "you did it" and "good job." I now love whoever had my textbook before me. MLIA

redtail on August 14, 2009, 6:24:14 AM

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redtailToday, I went to the Steeler game and had really good seats. People all around me were shouting star player's names to get them to look. I shouted to a second string player, he turned and waved to me immediately. I felt special. MLIA

Today, I ate several delicious Dove chocolates. I decided to stop, but the last wrapper told me to go ahead and have another. I did. MLIA.


Today I bought a milkshake and when I got home there were 3 boys in my yard, it made my day. MLIA

redtail on August 14, 2009, 6:22:57 AM

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redtailToday I got the address to a Krispy Kreme and put it into my GPS so it would direct me. When my GPS told me "I had arrived at my destination" I was starring straight at a 24 hour fitness. There was no Krispy Kreme in sight. I think my GPS is sending me a message. MLIA


Today my mom bought me foaming toothpaste. I pretended to have rabies. MLIA

Today, I was at an amusement park. Realizing I had been seperated from my mother I yelled "mom" as loud as I could. At least 10 woman turned around. None of them were my mother, but I'm glad they have good motherly reflexes. MLIA.

Today I was downtown and I really had to go to the bathroom. I passed a mime who was performing and asked him which way to the nearest bathroom. He told me which way to go instead of mimeing it. I felt a little let down. MLIA

Today, my mom bought green toilet paper with pictures of flowers and clouds and bears on it. Needless to say, I will be going to the bathroom more often now. MLIA

redtail on August 14, 2009, 6:21:03 AM

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redtailToday I was outside singing. Out of nowhere a wild rabbit came bounding over to me. I felt like I was the next disney princess. MLIA


Last night I decided that I'd make myself French toast in the morning for breakfast. I was so excited that I couldn't fall asleep and made myself French toast at 2 in the morning. MLIA


Today, I started a new job. One of my coworkers' names is Tom Riddle. I don't trust him in the slightest. MLIA

Today I searched google in yahoo and it said "You could go to Google. Or you could stay here and get straight to your answers." When I typed yahoo in google, nothing like that came up. I'm glad google took the high rode. MLIA

redtail on August 14, 2009, 6:19:33 AM

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redtailA few weeks ago, I wrote under August 14th on my mom's calendar: "DON'T FORGET!!!" for no particular reason. I woke up this morning finding my mom pacing around the dining room table trying to remember. It was the highlight of my summer. MLIA


Today, someone attempted to prank call me from an unknown number while I was watching a Jackie Chan video in Chinese. Instead of ignoring the call I answered and held the phone up to the speaker. I pranked the pranksters. I don't think they expected me to be a Chinese-speaking man. MLIA

Today, the handymen were at my apartment doing a few minor repairs. They are both very very redneck, tough looking guys covered in tattoos. Then one of their phones rang. The ring tone was Miley Cyrus' "The Climb". I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. MLIA

redtail on August 14, 2009, 6:17:50 AM

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redtailToday, I looked my house up on Google Earth. It thinks my house is about 300 yards away from where it actually is. I feel better knowing that if someone ever tried to use Google Earth coordinates to shoot a missile at my house, they would miss. MLIA

Today, I was in a parade. It looked like it was going to start raining. I got excited that it might literally rain on my parade. It rained. I was excited. MLIA.


Today, I was on a subway and someone's watch was ticking quite loudly. I said "Hmm, what is that mysterious ticking noise..." with a fake british accent. Someone began singing the, "snape, snape, severus snape" tune. I yelled "Dumbledore!". We exchanged smiles. I think I've found my soulmate. MLIA

redtail on August 13, 2009, 7:13:38 AM

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redtailToday, I saw a blue jay and a cardinal flying together. I don't know if they were mating or fighting, but I'm keeping my eye out for a purple bird. MLIA.

redtail on August 13, 2009, 7:12:45 AM

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redtailToday, while shopping for school supplies, I heard a girl telling her dad she wanted a Jonas Brothers binder. The dad replied "NO! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE GAY!" I laughed. MLIA

redtail on August 13, 2009, 7:11:40 AM

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redtailToday, while doing work in class I started humming the Mario Brothers theme song. Two other people joined in with me. I eventually had the whole class going, including the teacher. I felt like a leader. MLIA.

redtail on August 13, 2009, 7:09:34 AM

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redtailThe other night I was at the movies and saw a girl wearing Apple Bottom Jeans. I immediately looked to see if she was also wearing boots with the fur. I was disappointed to see that she wasn't. MLIA.

redtail on August 13, 2009, 7:09:00 AM

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redtailToday, I stubbed my toe and said "Jesus!" really loudly. A guy near me hear and said, "Yes, my child?" I laughed for about ten minutes. MLIA

redtail on August 13, 2009, 7:05:13 AM

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redtailToday, I was watching MTV with my cat. When he got up, his paw hit the remote and changed it to the History channel. I'm glad my cat cares about my education. MLIA

redtail on August 13, 2009, 7:03:22 AM

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redtailToday, after setting up speech recognition on my laptop, I asked it to tell me a joke. My computer responded: "Enough jokes, back to work." My computer just owned me. MLIA.

redtail on August 13, 2009, 6:14:24 AM

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redtailToday, during my pilates class we did this stretch that made me feel like a cat. As we continued to do this stretch, I started to meow and make cat noises from the back of the classroom very quietly. After a few minutes the person next to me started to join in. MLIA

redtail on August 13, 2009, 6:13:39 AM

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redtailToday, my mother started fussing at me for not unloading the dishwasher. She asked why I didnt do what I was told, and I started singing "Bad" by Micheal Jackson. Within a few minuetes, my sister started singing back up vocals, with my dad laying down a beat. I never did unload the dishwasher, and I have never been more proud of my family. MLIA

redtail on August 13, 2009, 6:13:17 AM

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redtailToday, I saw a bald man shopping in the shampoo aisle. It made my day. MLIA.

redtail on August 13, 2009, 6:12:56 AM

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redtailToday, as my subway pulled into the station with a screeching halt, 5 people were thrown off balance and fell down. I, however, hooked the handle of my umbrella around the metal bar hanging from the ceiling and glided in gracefully. The entire subway car burst into applause. MLIA.

redtail on August 13, 2009, 6:10:49 AM

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redtailToday, I was shopping at Good Will when I came across a familiar pair of jeans. They were a pair my mom had given away several months ago without my permission. I bought them again. It felt like a reunion. MLIA.

redtail on August 13, 2009, 6:09:48 AM

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redtailA problem went wrong with my iPod touch, so I proceeded to call Apple Customer Service. The guy on the other line asked me "Have you touched it?" and I told him I have been touching it all day. He then said to me "That's what she said." I love Apple. MLIA.

redtail on August 13, 2009, 6:08:34 AM

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redtailToday, I was filling milk at work (supermarket) when I noticed a lady looking at the milk. I knew that she didnt know I was behind there I said "pick me" in a high voice. The lady then grabed a milk quickly and walked away looking back several times in fright. I love scaring people. MLIA

redtail on August 13, 2009, 6:07:23 AM

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redtailToday,I noticed that Macs have a Trash Bin but PC's have a Recycle Bin. I am now convinced that Microsoft is more environmentally friendly then Apple. MLIA

redtail on August 13, 2009, 6:07:00 AM

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redtailToday, I got in a fight with my dad. I used my itouch application that makes it sound like your shooting a gun and shot him. He then pretended to die dramatically on the floor. Needless to say, we're not fighting anymore. MLIA

redtail on August 13, 2009, 6:02:18 AM

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redtailI have a friend that I met online who types in all CAPS no matter what he's saying. Today, I met him in real life for the first time. I expected him to scream everything he was saying. He didn't. MLIA.



i read the verizon and the other one too. the coke was cool iv never heard it b4

Gety on August 10, 2009, 1:28:47 AM

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redtail on August 8, 2009, 8:17:27 AM

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redtailToday, I texted a random number "I love you. With the passion of a thousand burning suns." They texted back, "burn in hell." MLIA

redtail on August 8, 2009, 8:14:30 AM

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redtailToday, I was watching a recorded Oprah. It was about extremely obese people. I was eating chocolate cake. I then preceded to only eat it when it went to commercial, because Oprah couldn't see me. MLIA

redtail on August 8, 2009, 8:12:41 AM

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redtailToday, I was outside and I saw a mosquito. I took off my shoe to kill it, but then decided it should get a chance to live. I named it Gordon. Five minutes later, Gordon was on my leg, sucking my blood. Gordon is in a better place now. MLIA.

redtail on August 8, 2009, 5:36:12 AM

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redtailToday I went to Ben & Jerry's and ordered a milkshake. I asked the cashier if it would bring all the boys to the yard and he answered "if its better than yours." It was easily the highlight of my year. MLIA

redtail on August 8, 2009, 5:32:12 AM

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redtailToday, I gave my cat some catnip. She looked at it, meowed, and then walked away. I applauded her for being above the influence and then apologized for trying to give her drugs. MLIA.

redtail on July 27, 2009, 3:46:34 AM

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redtailToday, I learned that when your gas nozzle does not automatically stop by itself the way its supposed to, they will continue to charge your credit card as the gas overflows out of your tank until someone notices and yells "turn the gas off". FML

redtail on July 27, 2009, 3:39:12 AM

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redtailToday, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

redtail on July 26, 2009, 7:57:33 AM

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redtailEarlier today, my sister told me that my cat and I were a perfect match because we are both lazy. I disagreed. Later, I was sitting on the floor near my cat, I tried to reach over and pet him but I couldn't reach. He obviously saw this and proceeded to dig his claws into the carpet and drag himself close enough to me so that I may pet him rather than standing up and walking over. I'm afraid my sister made a valid point. MLIA.

redtail on July 19, 2009, 11:48:14 PM

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redtailyes quite

redtail on July 18, 2009, 4:16:46 AM

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redtailhttp://www.fanart-central.net/pic-760322.html

icestorm on July 17, 2009, 5:14:14 AM

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icestormNew member of IAC- Badgerclaw

redtail on July 17, 2009, 3:17:17 AM

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redtailSeven Days ago I watched The Ring. I am still alive. MLIA.

redtail on July 17, 2009, 3:15:52 AM

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redtailToday I went to the drive thru at taco bell and asked for my food to go. The cashier hesitated, then said yes. MLIA

redtail on July 17, 2009, 3:14:28 AM

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redtailToday I saw that my cat had puked on the floor. I pretended not to see it so I wouldn't have to clean it up. MLIA.

redtail on July 17, 2009, 3:14:03 AM

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redtailToday, I ate a "fun size" Milky Way. I fail to see how less candy is more fun. I ate the candy anyway. MLIA

redtail on July 17, 2009, 3:12:16 AM

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redtailToday I was talking to a person on Facebook chat and realized I was saying "lol" too frequently and decided to switch it up a bit. Next time I said "lmao"--despite the fact that I didn't laugh nor did my @$$ fall off. MLIA.

redtail on July 16, 2009, 2:37:05 AM

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redtailCONTEST!!!!CONTEST!!!!CONTEST!!!!

whoever can draw the best picture of a dragon or you can draw whatever you want


1st place winner:3 requests 2 first pick adoptions

2nd place: 2requests and a first pick adoption

3rd place: 1 request and a pick a type of adoption

redtail on July 14, 2009, 8:10:32 AM

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redtail10 ways to be annoying in a
b o w l i n g a l l e y

1. Apologize to the pins vehemently, and explain you will have to sacrifice them to your bowling God

2. Every time you roll the ball, even if you miss completely, yell at the top of your lungs, "STRIIIIIKE!"

3. Name your ball a funny name, like "Killer", and ask random people if they want to pet it.

4. Rent all the lanes but don't bowl.

5. Hide behind the pins and cackle.

6. Run around the building shouting and cackling, then go back to your lane like nothing happened. If people stare at you, give them dirty looks and ask what they are looking at.

7. Bring a foghorn and let it blow when people are just about to release their ball.

8. Superglue police whistles to the hand driers in the bathrooms. Leave the alley.

9. Bring a dart gun. Be inventive.

10. Run around sprinkling flour on everybody. When they yell at you, tell them innocently it is magical fairy dust.


Today, I was in a crowded place and was really bored so I decided to see if anyone could read my mind . I thought "if you can hear this, cough twice." Two people coughed twice. I was scared .


MLIA.

everything in this room is eatable.
even I am eatable.
but that, my dear children, is called
Cannibalism
and is frowned upon in most cultures


&+ the other day
My brother went
to Taco Bell
and ordered a taco.
and they said....
"Sorry, we're out
of taco shells."
WTF?


Today, I shushed someone at the movies, they weren't loud after that, I felt like I was the boss of that movie theater.
:)
MLIA


today i was bored...

so I changed my cursor to a banana. Then
I made people on youtube videos eat the
banana. I think they enjoyed it. MLIA.


bop it → flick it → turn it → spin it → pull it
that's what she said!



i hate it when..
you run into something
and someone near by says
"oh my gosh, did that hurt?"
[ nah, it felt amazing. ]


they never suspect the short one
:]

redtail on July 14, 2009, 7:57:07 AM

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redtailKids Today
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What in the world are you talking about?
DONALD: Well, yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIE: Probably because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


I Didn't Trip
i just said hello to the wall
with my face.

redtail on July 14, 2009, 7:49:14 AM

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redtailmay i please borrow your pen
i need to poke your eye out


*&has
-->anyone<--
else ever
(noticed),
how at
resturants
it says
_________
| No Shirt |
| No Shoes |
| No Service |
|_________|
but it
n e v e r says
a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g
about
_no pants_
so if you
walk in
with no pants
theres really
-nothing- they
can do about it.

Today,

I was on a boat.

T-Pain wasn't there.

MLIA

remember when we played barbies outside for hours,
then my mom made us sandwiches and lemonade,
then we watched blues clues. remember that?
'- - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - - -o h y e s ,
we had fun last thursday

Today, while waiting at a red
light, a man and his friend in the car next to
mine were dancing. They saw me watching
them so they both stopped. I started dancing
too. Soon enough we were all dancing.
I felt like I made friends.

MLIA.


Today...
Dora The Explora
was on the tv. i lost the remote &&
i was looking for it through out the whole episode
finally, i found it at the end when
"we did it! " was playing.
i felt that me & dora had a connection.


MLIA

icestorm on July 14, 2009, 7:42:30 AM

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icestormNew member of the IAC- Angelfox

redtail on July 11, 2009, 7:10:51 AM

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redtailhi how r u

icestorm on July 9, 2009, 3:01:32 AM

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icestormNew member of IAC- Jackismyman

icestorm on July 8, 2009, 11:50:14 PM

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icestormIAC ADOPTION- www.fanart-central.net/pic-759563.html

icestorm on July 8, 2009, 7:16:04 AM

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icestormNEW MEMBER OF THE IAC- Twilightfan

redtail on July 8, 2009, 6:45:08 AM

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redtailCONTEST!!!!CONTEST!!!!CONTEST!!!!

whoever can draw the best picture of a dragon or you can draw whatever you want


1st place winner:3 requests 2 first pick adoptions

2nd place: 2requests and a first pick adoption

3rd place: 1 request and a pick a type of adoption

Dragonia on July 5, 2009, 6:28:38 AM

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Dragoniaim fine ^^
soooo wht u doing then

Dragonia on July 5, 2009, 6:17:18 AM

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Dragoniahey ^^
how r u

icestorm on July 5, 2009, 2:58:36 AM

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icestormIAC adoption- www.fanart-central.net/pic-758878.html

redtail on July 5, 2009, 2:18:52 AM

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redtailidk whatever you want

elvisfan123 on July 5, 2009, 2:16:05 AM

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elvisfan123suprise me. what do u want me to draw

redtail on July 5, 2009, 2:15:49 AM

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redtailhello?

redtail on July 5, 2009, 1:58:04 AM

redtail on
redtailwhat do you want me to draw

elvisfan123 on July 5, 2009, 1:51:25 AM

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elvisfan123kool

redtail on July 5, 2009, 1:53:57 AM

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redtailyep

redtail on July 5, 2009, 1:50:36 AM

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redtailhttp://queen.shanemcdonald.org/images/Queen_Greatest_Hits_III.jpg

elvisfan123 on July 5, 2009, 1:47:17 AM

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elvisfan123o ok lets talk on here

redtail on July 5, 2009, 1:48:25 AM

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redtailalrite heres some old ones but i think you adopted them all so could you paste it to random pples?

old adoptions that no one adopted

www.fanart-central.net/pic-711797.html

www.fanart-central.net/pic-726409.html

www.fanart-central.net/pic-710913.html

www.fanart-central.net/pic-711492.html

www.fanart-central.net/pic-711798.html

www.fanart-central.net/pic-711799.html

www.fanart-central.net/pic-712605.html

www.fanart-central.net/pic-737777.html

www.fanart-central.net/pic-737778.html

www.fanart-central.net/pic-745845.html

redtail on July 5, 2009, 1:46:49 AM

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redtaili draw somethin for you and u draw somethin for me

redtail on July 5, 2009, 12:25:07 AM

redtail on
redtailwant to do a art trade

redtail on July 3, 2009, 1:45:01 PM

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redtailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJpT6tKVDg

dont stand behind me

redtail on July 3, 2009, 4:34:42 AM

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redtailto my page

redtail on July 3, 2009, 4:32:37 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

icestorm on June 29, 2009, 11:29:02 AM

icestorm on
icestormIAC ADOPTION: www.fanart-central.net/pic-758317.html

redtail on June 29, 2009, 4:05:41 AM

redtail on
redtailsea kangroo

redtail on June 29, 2009, 4:05:10 AM

redtail on
redtailsea kangroo!

redtail on June 29, 2009, 4:05:23 AM

redtail on
redtailuhhhhhhhhh why wont it work

redtail on June 29, 2009, 4:04:39 AM

redtail on
redtailsea kangroo!

redtail on June 29, 2009, 4:04:52 AM

redtail on
redtailwait wait hang on

redtail on June 24, 2009, 9:36:33 AM

redtail on
redtailtrue true

redtail on June 24, 2009, 5:00:17 AM

redtail on
redtailshouldnt i b king arthur?

redtail on June 23, 2009, 9:02:36 AM

redtail on
redtailwho are the britian?

icestorm on June 23, 2009, 4:23:32 AM

icestorm on
icestormNEW MEMBER OF THE IAC- RoxxanneOfNarnia1234

ajkharrypotter3 on June 23, 2009, 12:48:34 AM

ajkharrypotter3 on
ajkharrypotter3same

redtail on June 22, 2009, 7:10:05 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/hes_barack_obama

redtail on June 23, 2009, 9:02:22 AM

redtail on
redtailhes barack obama!!!!!!!!!!

Dragonia on June 17, 2009, 3:50:55 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniahi ^^
how r u

redtail on June 16, 2009, 2:41:46 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.fanart-central.net/pic-756520.html

ajkharrypotter3 on June 15, 2009, 11:02:11 PM

ajkharrypotter3 on
ajkharrypotter3watz up????

icestorm on June 13, 2009, 12:44:22 PM

icestorm on
icestormThanks- I'll tell the other members! ^^

icestorm on June 13, 2009, 9:52:35 AM

icestorm on
icestormIAC Adoption- www.fanart-central.net/pic-756215.html

icestorm on June 13, 2009, 7:16:15 AM

icestorm on
icestormIAC Adoption- http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-756193.html

fuzzyavalanchefob on June 13, 2009, 3:06:49 AM

fuzzyavalanchefob on
fuzzyavalanchefobThe picture of Queen is done - I'm really sorry it took so long! >_< Thank god for summer or else I'd probably never have gotten the time. Rock on :]

icestorm on June 13, 2009, 2:41:39 AM

icestorm on
icestormNEW MEMBER TO THE IAC- Coldfire9

~ Thanks Icestorm

icestorm on June 12, 2009, 10:47:24 AM

icestorm on
icestormIAC adoption- www.fanart-central.net/pic-756094.html

redtail on June 12, 2009, 8:02:49 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.wireless.att.com/cell-phone-service/cell-phone-details/?device=LG+Neon(TM)&q_sku=sku3790232

redtail on June 12, 2009, 8:17:18 AM

redtail on
redtailsearch for lg neon

icestorm on June 12, 2009, 3:40:28 AM

icestorm on
icestormATTENTION members of the IAC (Icestorm's adoption center)READ THIS BLOG FOR INFO ABOUT THE CURRENT CLUB EVENT!!!! (click link)


www.fanart-central.net/blog_entry-6645.php

icestorm on June 11, 2009, 12:40:56 AM

icestorm on
icestormIAC adoption- www.fanart-central.net/pic-755892.html

ajkharrypotter3 on June 10, 2009, 9:39:48 PM

ajkharrypotter3 on
ajkharrypotter3nm

Dragonia on June 10, 2009, 5:14:50 AM

Dragonia on
DragoniaXD

Dragonia on June 10, 2009, 5:07:41 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniacool im listen 2 the pussycatdoles

lumbeelove on June 10, 2009, 5:05:12 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeelovelol

Dragonia on June 10, 2009, 5:04:09 AM

Dragonia on
Dragonialol so wat u doing

lumbeelove on June 10, 2009, 5:02:28 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveMy sister has like 4 Queen shirts lol

Dragonia on June 10, 2009, 5:01:19 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniaim fine thanx XD

Dragonia on June 10, 2009, 4:59:40 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniahow r u X3

lumbeelove on June 10, 2009, 4:57:34 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveYAY

Dragonia on June 10, 2009, 4:54:15 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniahi ^^

lumbeelove on June 10, 2009, 4:06:36 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI love your profile picture :D

lumbeelove on June 10, 2009, 2:55:12 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveHi

ajkharrypotter3 on June 9, 2009, 10:44:04 PM

ajkharrypotter3 on
ajkharrypotter3watz up

Dragonia on June 9, 2009, 7:20:57 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniagood look umm i got 2 go bye

Dragonia on June 9, 2009, 5:30:10 AM

Dragonia on
Dragonialol how r u

Dragonia on June 9, 2009, 4:35:41 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniahi hi hi ^^ no time no talk

icestorm on June 9, 2009, 12:05:10 AM

icestorm on
icestormThis is to notify all members or special members of Icestorm's adoption center that The adopt like crazy event starts tomorrow, June 10th ( For Icestorm's adoption center) To learn more check out my CLUB EVENTS blog! ^^

ajkharrypotter3 on June 2, 2009, 10:40:50 PM

ajkharrypotter3 on
ajkharrypotter3tell meh about it...
it really suckz

ajkharrypotter3 on June 2, 2009, 10:29:04 PM

ajkharrypotter3 on
ajkharrypotter3yea

ajkharrypotter3 on June 2, 2009, 9:42:48 PM

ajkharrypotter3 on
ajkharrypotter3lucky i'm not out till the 16th.

ajkharrypotter3 on June 1, 2009, 10:31:23 PM

ajkharrypotter3 on
ajkharrypotter3hey watz up?

ajkharrypotter3 on May 31, 2009, 9:39:27 PM

ajkharrypotter3 on
ajkharrypotter3yea

Wishsayer on May 30, 2009, 6:23:53 AM

Wishsayer on
Wishsayeri finished your cat http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-754191.html hope you like him

ajkharrypotter3 on May 28, 2009, 9:38:34 PM

ajkharrypotter3 on
ajkharrypotter3nm bored

ajkharrypotter3 on May 27, 2009, 9:43:00 PM

ajkharrypotter3 on
ajkharrypotter3no prob watz up

Dragonia on May 27, 2009, 8:23:11 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniahow r u

Dragonia on May 27, 2009, 8:12:50 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniahi hi hi ^^

lumbeelove on May 26, 2009, 10:34:19 PM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveBye :3

lumbeelove on May 26, 2009, 10:30:33 PM

lumbeelove on
lumbeelovelol okay

lumbeelove on May 26, 2009, 10:25:55 PM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI'm good you?

lumbeelove on May 26, 2009, 10:20:18 PM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveHi :3

redtail on May 25, 2009, 5:12:17 AM

redtail on
redtailIm Just Here
for the
Music<3

redtail on May 25, 2009, 5:11:51 AM

redtail on
redtailanatidaephobia
fear of somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

<( * ) <( * ) <( * )
( V ) ( V ) ( V )

redtail on May 25, 2009, 5:11:34 AM

redtail on
redtailIts the Weird people you always remember..

redtail on May 25, 2009, 5:11:11 AM

redtail on
redtailPeople that don’t know me say
I never talk...
People who do,
wish that was true...

redtail on May 25, 2009, 5:10:59 AM

redtail on
redtailsomebody didnt take thier happy pill(:

redtail on May 25, 2009, 5:10:48 AM

redtail on
redtailAre dinos really extinct?
Maybe they are just good hiders.

redtail on May 25, 2009, 5:10:32 AM

redtail on
redtailI am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

redtail on May 25, 2009, 5:10:21 AM

redtail on
redtailUh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay...

- Stewie

redtail on May 25, 2009, 5:09:33 AM

redtail on
redtailo rlly yes rlly

redtail on May 25, 2009, 5:09:17 AM

redtail on
redtail“Consider the vice president, George Bush, a man so bedeviled by bladder problems that he managed, for the last eight years, to be in the men's room whenever an important illegal decision was made” Barbara Ehrenreich

redtail on May 25, 2009, 1:56:06 AM

redtail on
redtailIn Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays

redtail on May 24, 2009, 12:41:22 PM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.naturallycurly.com/images/articles/0108/taylorswift.jpg

caitlyn should get her hair like this

redtail on May 24, 2009, 10:36:45 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDvaPYGfBPU

roger taylor

Dragonia on May 24, 2009, 2:20:55 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniaok bye

Dragonia on May 24, 2009, 2:16:09 AM

Dragonia on
Dragonialol when i go 2 florida its alwats sunny

Dragonia on May 24, 2009, 2:10:32 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniaoh sweet :)

Dragonia on May 24, 2009, 2:07:52 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniaits on the 3 of august

Dragonia on May 24, 2009, 2:05:33 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniaim 13 soon

Dragonia on May 24, 2009, 2:01:01 AM

Dragonia on
Dragonialol ok im 12 :)

Dragonia on May 24, 2009, 1:58:02 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniacoolio how old r u

Dragonia on May 24, 2009, 1:44:40 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniaoh so u got school this week

Dragonia on May 24, 2009, 1:41:08 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniahay how r u

Dragonia on May 13, 2009, 2:11:25 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniaoh i c ok ^^

rockon295 on May 12, 2009, 6:28:25 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295betcha jackz gunna die

Dragonia on May 12, 2009, 2:42:16 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniaim fine so wht u doing

rockon295 on May 11, 2009, 11:27:20 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295HAVE U WATCHED DA NEWEST 24 EP

redtail on May 10, 2009, 10:13:46 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/jalopnik/1201510457/

new fav car
sorry el camino

Dragonia on May 9, 2009, 6:07:17 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniahi ^^
how r u

starwarsgeek on May 7, 2009, 11:26:06 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekhehehe thnkz!!
it makes me smile!!! ^_^

redtail on May 6, 2009, 9:12:16 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

starwarsgeek on May 6, 2009, 5:10:18 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekyay for waffles!!!

starwarsgeek on May 4, 2009, 12:09:58 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekgoing good...you??

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 8:48:26 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniaoh ok

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 8:45:42 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniacolouring a pic that i mite put up ^^

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 8:44:02 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniaso wht u doing

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 8:41:43 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniayh that would not work out lol ^^

Hamstar27 on May 3, 2009, 8:39:00 AM

Hamstar27 on
Hamstar27cool!

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 8:37:11 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniathanx ^^
my dad dont live with me and he never sow us today :)

Hamstar27 on May 3, 2009, 8:33:36 AM

Hamstar27 on
Hamstar27*laughs* what are you drawing?

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 8:33:25 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniathanx :) i fill much better :D

Hamstar27 on May 3, 2009, 8:31:58 AM

Hamstar27 on
Hamstar27im supposed to be working on it, but im on paint instead!

Hamstar27 on May 3, 2009, 8:30:08 AM

Hamstar27 on
Hamstar27i meant to put hw(homework)

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 8:29:46 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniayes plz ^^

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 8:27:43 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniabecause i mis my dad :(
*crying*

Hamstar27 on May 3, 2009, 8:25:56 AM

Hamstar27 on
Hamstar27i have So much hm!

Hamstar27 on May 3, 2009, 8:19:38 AM

Hamstar27 on
Hamstar27hi!

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 3:30:53 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniaim sad :(

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 3:29:18 AM

Dragonia on
Dragonialol ^^
thanx 4 thinking 4 a pic :)

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 3:25:41 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniai was drawing but dont know wht 2 draw ^^

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 12:15:43 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniaso wht u doing :D

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 12:12:45 AM

Dragonia on
Dragonialol that sounds nice ^^

Dragonia on May 3, 2009, 12:08:43 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniastarberry or pears :)
u

Dragonia on May 2, 2009, 11:23:30 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniamine is all light colours and gold ^^

Dragonia on May 2, 2009, 2:49:28 AM

Dragonia on
Dragonianotdoing that much so whts your fav colour ^^

rockon295 on May 2, 2009, 1:18:20 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295YIP DATS WUT I SAWD I GOOGLED IT <(*_*)>

rockon295 on May 2, 2009, 1:14:52 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295thayed be awsome w/ KISS

rockon295 on May 2, 2009, 1:14:26 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295thay may be touring in november w/ KISS it said thay werent sure

rockon295 on May 2, 2009, 1:11:47 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295i can probably check

rockon295 on May 2, 2009, 1:11:34 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295oh srry i misread

rockon295 on May 2, 2009, 1:03:49 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295realy cewl

Hamstar27 on May 1, 2009, 9:22:16 AM

Hamstar27 on
Hamstar27Thank you for faving me!! =D

rockon295 on May 1, 2009, 9:11:11 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295yo

starwarsgeek on April 30, 2009, 9:51:41 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeeki'll have to remember that!!
every april 30th is happy trip over an orange day...that could be fun!!!

starwarsgeek on April 30, 2009, 9:40:28 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekwhat in the flippin crap is that???

starwarsgeek on April 30, 2009, 9:37:22 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekoh...joy...XD

starwarsgeek on April 30, 2009, 9:34:17 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekhaha i laughed again!!
ur just makin me happier and happier!!!

starwarsgeek on April 30, 2009, 9:31:00 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekelvisfan123 has left the building...

starwarsgeek on April 30, 2009, 9:27:48 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekyou should be so proud of yourself!!!!!!!!!
XDDDD

starwarsgeek on April 30, 2009, 9:18:49 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekhey you made me laugh!!
i was feelin a little sucky today and that made me feel better!! you right!! look on the bright side!! yay waffles!!

357 on April 29, 2009, 11:20:45 PM

357 on
357Hi, thanks for the comment! =D

starwarsgeek on April 29, 2009, 10:34:07 PM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeektryin to figure out something to draw and really mad that i'm not going to the no doubt-paramore tour this summer!!!!

starwarsgeek on April 29, 2009, 9:16:17 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekyo, wat up???

starwarsgeek on April 28, 2009, 9:20:47 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekya i was getting tired of watching clumsy d. vader...even though i is hilarious...

rockon295 on April 28, 2009, 2:25:56 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295didja see tha new 24

Dragonia on April 26, 2009, 7:21:54 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniagreat so what u doing

redtail on April 26, 2009, 3:58:30 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

redtail on April 23, 2009, 7:15:39 AM

redtail on
redtailIn the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

redtail on April 21, 2009, 9:46:45 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

Dragonia on April 21, 2009, 3:06:29 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniahi :D

lumbeelove on April 20, 2009, 9:24:33 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveCool

lumbeelove on April 19, 2009, 9:53:22 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveHello there. :3

Why yes I did!!

Dragonia on April 18, 2009, 8:36:38 AM

Dragonia on
Dragoniahi :)

redtail on April 18, 2009, 4:44:09 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ

starwarsgeek on April 17, 2009, 11:03:10 PM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekgreetings

starwarsgeek on April 17, 2009, 10:17:22 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekya...i hate hard classes...their so hard!!

redtail on April 17, 2009, 9:37:43 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDeDQpIQFD0

starwarsgeek on April 17, 2009, 8:23:21 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekohhhhhhhh.....sorry about that!!

starwarsgeek on April 17, 2009, 8:01:41 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeeknot much...just studying for testing cuz i'm gonna fail...

redtail on April 17, 2009, 7:00:27 AM

redtail on
redtailcoolio pic thingy-mic-bobber

starwarsdood on April 16, 2009, 9:41:25 PM

starwarsdood on
starwarsdoodThankz for addin my pic as a fav!!

redtail on April 16, 2009, 10:02:32 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.ehow.com/video_4439664_russian-tortoises-species-history.html

rockon295 on April 15, 2009, 10:59:39 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295i dont like how he betrayed again its kinda corny plus tonys cool

starwarsdood on April 15, 2009, 8:56:10 AM

starwarsdood on
starwarsdoodThankz for favin me...
YOU ROCK!!

rockon295 on April 15, 2009, 7:56:49 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295power to rock ha u listen 2 good music ELVIS LED ZEPPLEN
BLACK SABBATH QUEEN ROCK ON

rockon295 on April 15, 2009, 7:54:43 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295kinda sucks tho i cant believe jack gets infected hope this isnt tha last season

rockon295 on April 15, 2009, 7:51:58 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295you call this a waffle theres no syrup!!!!

rockon295 on April 15, 2009, 7:51:19 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295kay i watched it it wuz a bit of a dissapointment tho youll never guess y hahaha

rockon295 on April 15, 2009, 7:47:20 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295you like jack bauer sweet 24 kicks butt especially this season

rockon295 on April 15, 2009, 7:46:35 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295MY WAFFLE!!! NOOOOOOO

fuzzyavalanchefob on April 14, 2009, 10:17:24 AM

fuzzyavalanchefob on
fuzzyavalanchefobSure :] Just to warn though, it may take a while, like a week or so. I don't exactly know how long it will take, but i'll happily do it.
I salute you! Keep rockin'!

redtail on April 14, 2009, 8:11:39 AM

redtail on
redtailhow are you online?

redtail on April 13, 2009, 10:47:33 AM

redtail on
redtailWould you like to check out these 320 useless facts?
1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley's Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.
2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.
3. The "57" on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.
4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person.
5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.
6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn't digest itself.
7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.
9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
10. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.
13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number.
14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately).
16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
17. The ZIP in "ZIP code" means Zoning Improvement Plan.
18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
19. A "2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
20. It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk.
21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar
22. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print.
24. The "spot" on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
25. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.
27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively).
28. Camel's have three eyelids.
29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
30. John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son.
31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.
32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system.
33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.
34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.
35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.
36. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name "soyce".
39. Slugs have four noses.
40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
41. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).
42. India has a Bill of Rights for cows.
43. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON'T TRY IT, DUMBASS)
44. During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing.
45. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.
46. About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States.
47. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
48. Over a course of about eleven years, the sun's magnetic poles switch places. This cycle is called "Solarmax".
49. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.
50. Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters.
51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
52. The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That's more than sharks.
54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.
55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.
56. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
57. The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
58. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour.
59. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original.
60. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
61. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.
62. The largest amount of money you can have without having change for a dollar is $1.19 (3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies cannot be divided into a dollar).
63. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".
64. IBM's motto is "Think". Apple later made their motto "Think different".
65. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white, due to low budget.
66. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
67. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
68. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is.
69. The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.
70. When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived.
71. In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In South Africa, someone dies due to HIV or AIDS every 10 minutes.
72. Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald's.
73. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, which Motorola got their name from.
74. In the US, about 127 million adults are overweight or obese; worldwide, 750 million are overweight and 300 million more are obese. In the US, 15% of children in elementary school are overweight; 20% are worldwide.
75. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward).
76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, "Red Vineyard at Arles".
77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
78. One in ten people live on an island.
79. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
80. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%.
81. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
82. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
83. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek.
84. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
85. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model.
86. The sound you here when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head.
87. More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).
88. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
89. There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas.
90. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
91. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
92. Back in the mid to late '80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.
93. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
94. Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public).
95. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
96. Jim Henson first coined the word "Muppet". It is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet."
97. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words "North" and "South).
98. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company's first ads in 1896.
99. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity.
100. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.
102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome".
103. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
104. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.
105. China has more English speakers than the United States.
106. Finnish folklore says that when Santa comes to Finland to deliver gifts, he leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko instead. According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols, who visits homes on New Year's Eve after everyone is asleep, and if a plate is set out for him, he fills it with cookies and cakes.
107. One in every 9000 people is an albino.
108. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
109. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
110. Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.
111. Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.
112. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.
113. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
114. In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.
115. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
116. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
117. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
118. Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity.
119. About 55% of all movies are rated R.
120. About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.
121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.
122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.
123. The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
124. The Pentagon in Arlington Virginia has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
125. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.
126. The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
127. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
128. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
129. There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world.
130. The word "maverick" came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle. Eventually any unbranded calf became known as a Maverick.
131. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
132. For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse's legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
133. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building.
134. An American urologist bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000.
135. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
136. Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT".
137. $283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.
138. Almonds are members of the peach family.
139. Rats and horses can't vomit.
140. The penguin is the only bird that can't fly but can swim.
141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
144. There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
145. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
146. Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
147. "101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie.
148. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
149. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.
150. Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.
151. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
152. Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21.
153. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
154. All polar bears are left-handed.
155. The catfish has over 27000 taste buds (more than any other animal)
156. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
157. Butterflies taste with their feet.
158. Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.
159. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
160. Starfish have no brains.
161. 11% of the world is left-handed.
162. John Hancock and Charles Thomson were the only people to sign the Declaration of independence on July 4th, 1776. The last signature came five years later.
163. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
164. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
165. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
166. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
167. A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
168. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
169. Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months.
170. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.
171. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
172. A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.
173. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
174. A "jiffy" is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
175. The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.
176. The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.
177. The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.
178. One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured.
179. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
180. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs melted into it.
181. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
182. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
183. Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link."
184. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
185. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother.
186. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
187. Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.
188. Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
189. There are a million ants for every person on Earth.
190. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
191. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
192. The name Jeep comes from "GP", the army abbreviation for General Purpose.
193. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
194. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
195. Cats' urine glows under a black light.
196. A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
197. The first US Patent was for manufacturing potassium carbonate (used in glass and gunpowder). It was issued to Samuel Hopkins on July 31, 1970.
198. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items.
199. In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.
200. 25% of a human's bones are in its feet.
201. David Sarnoff received the Titanic's distress signal and saved hundreds of passengers. He later became the head of the first radio network, the National Broadcasting Company (NBC).
202. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
203. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than every Nike factory worker in Malaysia combined.
204. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers (they saw it as competition).
205. "Canada" is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
206. Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.
207. If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
208. Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S.
209. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet.
210. A jellyfish is 95% water.
211. Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001).
212. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
213. Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.
214. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
215. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle)
216. In golf, a 'Bo Derek' is a score of 10.
217. In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined.
218. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
219. If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.
220. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
221. The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.
222. There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France.
223. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home the stadium becomes Nebraska's third largest city.
224. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life".
225. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
226. In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50.
227. Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers.
228. Newborn babies have about 350 bones. They gradually merge and disappear until there are about 206 by age 5.
229. There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal.
230. In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand.
231. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
232. On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand "1" and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner.
233. Judy Scheindlin ("Judge Judy") has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.
234. The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z.
235. Andorra, a tiny country on the border between France and Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years.
236. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
237. Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.
238. In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.
239. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
240. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
241. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
242. "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
243. There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.
244. The Toltecs (a 7th century tribe) used wooden swords so they wouldn't kill their enemies.
245. "Duff" is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.
246. The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.
247. There have been over 600 lawsuits against Alexander Grahm Bell over rights to the patent of the telephone, the most valuable patent in U.S. history.
248. Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world).
249. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.
250. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
251. At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.
252. Julius Caesar's autograph is worth about $2,000,000.
253. The tool doctors wrap around a patient's arm to measure blood pressure is called a sphygmomanometer.
254. People say "bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.
255. US gold coins used to say "In Gold We Trust".
256. In "Silence of the Lambs", Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.
257. A shrimp's heart is in its head.
258. In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion.
259. The bestselling books of all time are The Bible (6billion+), Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung (900million+), and The Lord of the Rings (100million+)
260. Pearls melt in vinegar.
261. "Lassie" was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.
262. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself.
263. Nepal is the only country that doesn't have a rectangular flag. Switzerland is the only country with a square flag.
264. Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible.
265. Tiger Woods' real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname "Tiger" in honor of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War.
266. Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.
267. Abraham Lincoln's ghost is said to haunt the White House.
268. God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther.
269. The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.
270. Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.
271. There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment.
272. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.
273. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed.
274. The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice.
275. For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen.
276. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
277. Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.
278. Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people.
279. The "if" and "then" parts of conditional ("if P then Q") statement are called the protasis (P) and apodosis (Q).
280. Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech.
281. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.
282. Only female mosquitoes bite.
283. The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world's mail.
284. Most household dust is made of dead skin cells.
285. One in about eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age.
286. The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female.
287. The "countdown" (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called "Die Frau Im Monde" (The Girl in the Moon).
288. Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.
289. There are seven suicides in the Bible: Abimelech. Samson, Saul, Saul's armor-bearer, Ahithophel, Zimri, Judas.
290. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel.
291. Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died.
292. Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator. Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit.
293. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives."
294. The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth, not Babe Ruth the baseball player.
295. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open.
296. The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person).
297. There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today.
298. While many treaties have been signed at or near Paris, France (including many after WWI and WWII), nine are actually known as the "Treaty of Paris": Seven Years' War (1763), American Revolutionary War (1783), French-Swede War (1810), France vs Sixth Coalition (1814), Battle of Waterloo (1815), Crimean War (1856), Spanish-American War (1898), union of Bessarabia and Romania (1920), establishment of European Coal and Steel Community (1951).
299. Robert Todd Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln's oldest son) was in Washington DC during his father's assassination as well as during President Garfield's assassination, and he was in Buffalo NY when President McKinley was assassinated.
300. The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands.
301. The past-tense of the English word "dare" is "durst".
302. Don Mac Lean's song "American Pie" was written about Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper), who all died in the same plane crash.
303. The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard.
304. Hummingbirds can't walk.
305. When movie directors do not want their names to be seen in the credits, they use the pseudonym "Allen Smithee" instead. It has been used over 50 times, starting with "Death of a Gunfighter" (1969).
306. Four different people played the part of Darth Vader (body, face, voice, and breathing).
307. Pamela Lee-Anderson was the first to be born in Canada on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence (7/1/1967).
308. There is about 200 times more gold in the oceans than has been mined throughout history.
309. William Shatner is credited for being the first person on TV to say "hell" as well as to have the first inter-racial kiss (with Nichelle Nichols), both in episodes of Star Trek.
310. While the US government's supply of gold is kept at Fort Knox, its supply of silver is kept at the Military Academy at West Point, NY.
311. Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf.
312. Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works.
313. In the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men.
314. Attila the Hun (invader of Europe; 406-453), Felix Faure (French President; 1841-1899), Pope Leo VII (936-939), Pope John VII (955-964), Pope Leo VIII (963-965), Pope John XIII (965-72), Pope Paul II (1467-1471), Lord Palmerston (British Prime Minister, 1784-1865), Nelson Rockefeller (US Vice President, 1908-1979), and John Entwistle (The Who's bassist, 1944-2002) all died while having sex.
315. Humans and dolphins are the only animals known to have sex for pleasure.
316. Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P".
317. Shakespeare and Cervantes died on the same day, April 23, 1616.
318. There are about 7.7 million millionaires in the world (more than 1/1000th of the population).
319. The youngest mother on record was a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. She gave birth to a boy by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 (which happened to be Mother's Day), at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days.
320. The "middle finger" gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play "The Clouds".

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rockon295 on April 12, 2009, 10:39:33 AM

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redtail on April 12, 2009, 4:45:47 AM

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redtailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0gfCyeiyM

WinterRose19 on April 12, 2009, 4:35:28 AM

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MariahJoeJonas on April 12, 2009, 4:23:47 AM

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MariahJoeJonas on April 12, 2009, 4:22:18 AM

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redtail on April 12, 2009, 12:43:54 AM

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redtailYou, my friend;
are slower than a herd of turtles
stampeding through a puddle of tar.

redtail on April 12, 2009, 12:42:08 AM

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redtailHilarious Things to Do at a Sleepover
What do you do when your hyper and someone falls asleep...?

> Make your friend a human gingerbreadman (my personal favorite is the twizzlers up nose and the grapes in ears)
> Peanut butter the pillow of the first person who falls asleep.
>Wedge marshmallows between their toes.
>Wet their bra/socks/underwear in cold water and then put it in the freezer for a few hours, and then back in their back (or for socks, on their feet!)
> Have one person wake them up while another calls a random person and says "It's for you!"
>Put clear wrap under the toilet seat so anything going in goes back up (ewww!)
>Slip a mini tape recorder in your pocket and record a ghostly noise, then play the tape, wake up your friend, and act scared.
>Put a warm Kit-Kat bar down someones pants
>Tie their feet together then wake them up screaming "FIRE! FIRE!"
>Draw beards, mustaches, etc on their face or even write "STUPID" on their forehead while they are asleep. Avoid mirrors when they wake up.
>Put vaseline on the toilet.
>Drag the person outside and leave them there.
>Duck tape them to where they are sleeping.
>Put a puddle of warm water around their sleeping bag
> Put shaving cream on their hands and then tickle their nose.

redtail on April 12, 2009, 12:33:43 AM

redtail on
redtailWhen life gives you lemons....
find an annoying kid with a papercut

redtail on April 12, 2009, 12:33:29 AM

redtail on
redtailEVERYONE is entitled
to be stupid
but you abuse the privilege*
[♥]

redtail on April 12, 2009, 12:32:11 AM

redtail on
redtail(>'_')>#
I was going to give you this waffle...

#<('_'<)
...But then I was like...

(>'#'<)
...I'm hungry...

(>'_'<)
...So I ate it...

(>^_^<)
Hehe

lumbeelove on April 10, 2009, 5:07:04 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI love that song...

lumbeelove on April 10, 2009, 4:51:37 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeelovelol

lumbeelove on April 10, 2009, 4:45:20 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeelove*gasp* HOW DARE YOU SPELL THEIR NAME WRONG?!

...I'm just kidding!

lumbeelove on April 10, 2009, 4:40:05 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveLol Yeah!

lumbeelove on April 10, 2009, 4:34:25 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveMy sister got that!

starwarsgeek on April 10, 2009, 4:26:43 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeeki luv that poster!!! it is amazing!! i have a postcard just like that!!!

lumbeelove on April 10, 2009, 4:26:35 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveHello :D

WinterRose19 on April 10, 2009, 4:18:10 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Thats cool. ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 10, 2009, 4:02:47 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19I would be devistated! ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 10, 2009, 3:53:58 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Really?
Thats sad!!!!!

WinterRose19 on April 10, 2009, 3:47:42 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Not much.

You?

WinterRose19 on April 10, 2009, 3:43:20 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Howdy!!!

starwarsgeek on April 8, 2009, 9:34:05 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekthat's hilarious!!!

starwarsgeek on April 8, 2009, 8:03:58 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeeki'll never turn!!

starwarsgeek on April 8, 2009, 7:59:39 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekNO STINKIN FAIR!!!
J/K

starwarsgeek on April 8, 2009, 7:52:44 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekYESH THAT IS SOOO AWESOME!!

...now i just need to buy a D. Vader suit...

starwarsgeek on April 8, 2009, 7:50:37 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekaloha! i see you copied my darth vader saying/thing...AWESOME!!

starwarsgeek on April 7, 2009, 9:17:34 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekthat used to be my desktop background for a long time!!
XD!

WinterRose19 on April 6, 2009, 8:34:40 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*rolls down hill* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saaaaaaaaaaaaave MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe!!!!!!

WinterRose19 on April 6, 2009, 8:30:31 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19LOL!!! *rolls around laughing* This is Funn!!!!!

WinterRose19 on April 6, 2009, 8:25:51 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Thats cool. ^-^ *watches you on the ground* looks like fun! *falls over and joins you*

WinterRose19 on April 6, 2009, 8:22:32 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19LOL!!!!XD POOR FISHY!!!C:

WinterRose19 on April 6, 2009, 8:17:20 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Really? Poor fishy. ^-^ LOL!

WinterRose19 on April 6, 2009, 8:11:24 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19I is not a stalker! Its just me. *puts arm around your shoulder* How's everything?

WinterRose19 on April 6, 2009, 7:57:36 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*comes up behind you* Hi!! How's it go'in?

starwarsgeek on April 6, 2009, 7:44:10 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekya, well...all i kinda have is a hill-billy accent, although i am part english and german and irish and scottish!!
AWOOOGA!!

welp...anyway friend, i gots ta go!! i'm in the middle of working on a new picture!! time to rock out to metallica and draw my heart out!!
*smiles till i pass out*

see-ya!

starwarsgeek on April 6, 2009, 7:38:15 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeeki have a friend that is obsessed with chewy whenever we watch a movie that he's in, she runs up and pets the screen...it's kinda creepy, but yet hilarious all at the same time...XD!

starwarsgeek on April 6, 2009, 7:36:59 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekYAY!!
i wish i had an awesome accent...unfortunately...i don't which stinks!!

starwarsgeek on April 6, 2009, 7:34:14 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekdood, who doesn't??? chewbacca is SWEEEET!!

starwarsgeek on April 6, 2009, 7:33:14 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeeki know that cracks me up!
but i also luv obi-wans scottisk accent..me and my friend go crazy when we here it...

*we're a tad obsessed with obi and lukee*

starwarsgeek on April 6, 2009, 7:29:55 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekdefinitely LUKE SKYWALKER!!!

AND OBI-WAN KENOBI IS A REALLY CLOSE SECOND!!

but my fav non-force user is probably....Han solo...
but i do luv r2-d2 and c-3po...they crack me up!!

starwarsgeek on April 6, 2009, 7:22:58 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeeki wouldn't say i LIKE jarjar....but i LIKE to laugh at him!!! XD

starwarsgeek on April 6, 2009, 7:19:48 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekMesa finden yousa lack of faith disturbin!!

starwarsgeek on April 6, 2009, 7:14:40 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekbring it, you will!!

*karate kicks and falls on butt*

Advil, i need...

lumbeelove on April 6, 2009, 7:14:00 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveYeah...

starwarsgeek on April 6, 2009, 7:10:21 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekand may the force be with you my very young apprentice...J/K!!

starwarsgeek on April 6, 2009, 6:58:41 AM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekyesh!!! another star wars fan on this site!! i'm sooooo excited!!

lumbeelove on April 6, 2009, 5:15:18 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveMy sister got that one!

starwarsgeek on April 5, 2009, 11:01:52 PM

starwarsgeek on
starwarsgeekoh i LUV that episode!! that's hilarious!!
ya it's like my favorite show...it kills me how stupid micheal is...but sometimes his stupidness pays off in the end...XD!

lumbeelove on April 5, 2009, 8:10:34 PM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveHooray!!
Which one?

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 9:18:57 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveYes.

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 9:12:07 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveLol

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 9:04:06 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveHe told the whole world Freddie's secrets!!

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 8:57:01 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveHe's stupid...

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:56:55 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Oh, I don't think I want to know.

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:51:04 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19huh? *looks at you in awareness*

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:49:04 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Ha ha! I guess not. ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:46:20 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19LOL!!! Your not evil. ^-^

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 8:44:16 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI hate Jim...

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:43:01 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*tilts head to side* Really?

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 8:41:37 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI love that song.

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:39:25 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Oh, don't worry I'm the same way. ^-^ Your go'in back to school, Noooooooo! Don't go!!!!!!!!!!!!1

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:36:46 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Yeah, thats cool. ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:32:04 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Oh, your welcome. *eats chocolate*

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 8:29:00 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveYeah... My kitty is on my lap now! :D

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:28:36 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*looks at you with candy bar* I'll give you some if you say please. *breaks it in half and smiles at you*

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:25:22 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19I....want.....chocolate! *looks around* Wheres my chocolate? Oh....I know where it is. Its up in my room. ^-^

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 8:22:23 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveThat's a good song for me and my sister.

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:20:58 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*can't speak very well* Sorry, its just funny. I'm one to laugh at anything. ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:17:52 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*giggling* A lollypop! Poor fishy. ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:15:09 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19OMG!!! Now that is funny! *starts to laugh really hard* yeah, poor fishy! ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:09:02 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Uh.... I guess. *still giggleing* I'm sorry, today is one of those days where if I start laughing or something I can't stop. ^-^

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 8:08:58 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveThat song is soooo sweet!

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 8:03:22 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI also like You're my best friend.

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 8:03:13 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*giggles alittle* What other matters? *still giggling*

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 7:59:47 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19LOL!! *starts to giggle*

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 7:59:35 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveMy sister likes that video cause they're in drag.

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 7:56:36 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*still trying to calm down* Oh ho, its ok. I needed a good laugh. ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 7:52:55 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*laughs even harder* Your....puff....making....puff...it worse....puff. *still laughing*XD

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 7:51:18 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeelovelol I bet that was funny!

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 7:49:52 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19XD <-*still laughing* ------>XD

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 7:47:37 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*laughing* I never thought about that! *still laughing* Sorry, can't help it! *keeps laughing, can't breath*

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 7:46:03 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI absolutely LOVE that video!

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 7:45:14 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Ha ha ha. ^-^ Its funny. ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 7:42:10 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Yes poor, poor fishy. Oh did you know that fish have a memorie spand of 3 seconds. ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 7:40:45 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Oh....scary. ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 7:38:31 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Ha Ha! Good one. ^-^

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 7:37:47 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveIn I Want To Break Free he's a pretty girl!

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 7:33:16 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19LOL! Don't you just love cats. ^-^

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 7:32:44 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveOf course I have! Every Queen fan must have listened to Bohemian Rhapsody at least once. Roger's voice was all girlish in the 70's.

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 7:28:43 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Ouch! Yeah I heard that noise again but thats when that comic poped in my head. ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 4, 2009, 7:24:05 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Heh heh, thanks. ^-^

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 2:13:54 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI know!

lumbeelove on April 4, 2009, 12:17:46 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveBrian's never changed.

lumbeelove on April 3, 2009, 10:14:34 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeelovelol

lumbeelove on April 3, 2009, 6:12:32 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI know right?!

lumbeelove on April 3, 2009, 5:49:40 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveHe's absolutely adorable! :D

redtail on April 3, 2009, 5:46:35 AM

redtail on
redtailhello?

lumbeelove on April 3, 2009, 5:44:41 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI like Brian! :D

redtail on April 3, 2009, 5:41:06 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

lumbeelove on April 3, 2009, 5:36:12 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveWho's your favorite member of Queen?

lumbeelove on April 3, 2009, 5:27:07 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI had a dream I was on Next and Queen was the contestants.
It was funny.

lumbeelove on April 3, 2009, 5:24:00 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveSame here...
But now he's singing with the angels.

lumbeelove on April 3, 2009, 5:17:21 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI like Killer Queen too.

lumbeelove on April 3, 2009, 4:39:58 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveI absolutely adore Queen!
My favorite song is Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy.
Yours?

redtail on April 2, 2009, 9:15:15 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFwrTwPiK_k

redtail on April 2, 2009, 9:11:45 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgqlfbxfeH8&feature=related

redtail on April 2, 2009, 8:22:16 AM

redtail on
redtailThey don't need to eat live food, so don't feel you have to throw little screaming daphnia to the triops (but it is fun).

redtail on April 2, 2009, 8:09:41 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

WinterRose19 on April 1, 2009, 7:02:19 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Ha HA! I'm sure it must have been. ^-^

WinterRose19 on April 1, 2009, 6:58:20 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*singing* AWSOME!!!!

WinterRose19 on April 1, 2009, 6:53:58 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*steaches arms up* I'm great!!! How's your day?

WinterRose19 on April 1, 2009, 6:50:05 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Thats great! I'm glad. ^-^ Sounds fun!

WinterRose19 on April 1, 2009, 6:45:22 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*tips cowboy hat so I can see you* HOWDY!!! *smiles* How's it go'in?

WinterRose19 on April 1, 2009, 2:59:54 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Really?? Fun!! X3

WinterRose19 on March 31, 2009, 10:41:41 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Whats it like in Nickalodeon Hotel???? What did you do there??? Did you swim? X3

WinterRose19 on March 31, 2009, 9:16:08 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Yeah!!!! So, how's everything?

WinterRose19 on March 31, 2009, 9:08:16 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Cool! I'm listening to Broken. ^-^

WinterRose19 on March 31, 2009, 9:01:10 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Ha ha! XD Yesh. ^-^

WinterRose19 on March 31, 2009, 8:41:39 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Ha HA! Thats funny! Good point.

WinterRose19 on March 31, 2009, 7:42:34 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19How's it go'in??

WinterRose19 on March 31, 2009, 5:10:55 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Randome hello!! X3

redtail on March 31, 2009, 3:55:21 AM

redtail on
redtailok? y

redtail on March 30, 2009, 12:21:45 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=4656506&l=4418225

redtail on March 28, 2009, 6:51:06 AM

redtail on
redtailDO YOU THINK NORMAL?
-Not my quote-

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




Answer: If you answered that you are first,



then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?



Answer:If you answered that you are second to last,



then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?


Third Question:

Very tricky math!

Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20.

Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.







Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters:

1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu?







NO!Of course not.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again


Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.

By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?


He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

redtail on March 27, 2009, 1:39:20 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wtGbJa0k7k
hhahaha..

moonstar12345 on March 26, 2009, 7:59:05 AM

moonstar12345 on
moonstar12345sure ya can adopt her!

redtail on March 25, 2009, 8:03:16 AM

redtail on
redtailpoof, be gone. your breath is too strong. i dont want to be mean but you need listerene. not a sip not a swallow, but the whole freaking bottle!

redtail on March 25, 2009, 6:35:41 AM

redtail on
redtailBicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my

Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

elvisfan123 on March 23, 2009, 10:16:21 PM

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redtail on March 23, 2009, 9:46:10 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

elvisfan123 on March 23, 2009, 7:22:46 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123(o)(o)
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redtail on March 22, 2009, 10:08:44 AM

redtail on
redtailplease go away...
im allergic to losers [:

redtail on March 22, 2009, 10:08:26 AM

redtail on
redtailFunny Things To Do In An Elevator; #4
On a long ride, sway side to side at
the natural frequency of the elevator.

redtail on March 22, 2009, 10:06:01 AM

redtail on
redtailA boy asks his teacher "would you punish me for something i havent done?"
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good because i havent done my homework!

redtail on March 22, 2009, 10:05:37 AM

redtail on
redtailI was barely sitting down, when i heard a voice from the next stall saying, "Hi, How are you?"
Now i'm not the type to get in to a restroom conversation so i don't know what made me answer, but i did somewhat embarrassed: "Doing just fine."
And the other person says:"What are you doing?"
What kind of question is that? At this point i'm thinking this is just to bizarre. but i say: "Uhh...just taking care of business."
Now i'm just trying to get out of these are fast as i can, when i hear another question: "Can i come over?"
Wow! this is getting way to weird for me! To politely end the conversation i say: "No...i'm a litte busy right now!!!"
Then i hear the person nervously say:"Listen, i'll have to call you back. There's some idiot in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

redtail on March 22, 2009, 10:04:05 AM

redtail on
redtailFunny Things To Do In An Elevator; #5
Crack open your briefcase or purse,
and while peering inside ask:
'Got enough air in there?'
Funny Things To Do In An Elevator; #2
Whistle the first seven notes of
'It's a Small World' incessantly.

redtail on March 22, 2009, 10:03:17 AM

redtail on
redtailand now here's some vital information for your everyday life...


"If you're afraid of heights, don't climb a ladder. If you're afraid of marshmallows, don't climb a ladder made of marshmallows."

redtail on March 22, 2009, 10:02:09 AM

redtail on
redtail10 Ways to have >insane< fun in a hospital
1. Walk around the halls with your robe tied in the front :)
2. Run out of the room screaming, "Where's my purple MONKEY?!"
3. You know your little beeper to get the nurse? Send a message in morse code to an old buddy :)
4. Stare at a self opening door for a while. When someone approaches you, tell them your looking for the handle.
5. When someone walks by your room, start screaming, "What do you MEAN Barbie broke up with Ken?!"
6. If you're having a regular conversation with someone, and a nurse comes, simply say, "But I don't feel dead."
7. If you're using the public bathroom and you hear someone walk in, scream, "OHHH! So I ate CORN last night!"
8. In the middle of the night, start singing Thriller.
9. When someone asks what you're "in for," start telling a complex story involving a whale and a praying mantis.
10. If the nurse asks if you need anything, tell her to get you some cereal with milk. When she returns, ask her where the milk came from. If she says a fridge, ask her what animal. If she says cow, tell her you don't drink cow milk. If she asks what type of milk you drink, tell her cat milk. If she tells you cats don't produce milk, raise your eyebrows and say, "That's not what life was like back on the farm!"

redtail on March 22, 2009, 10:00:00 AM

redtail on
redtailSome actual product warning labels:

On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!)

On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM
UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Make sense...except these instructions we're IN THE BOX!)

In some countries (like W. Virginia:), on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.

On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
( Now THAT I'd like to see! )

On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
(And that would be how?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on BOTTOM of the box)
* DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(oops...Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
( Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to what...use in outer space?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
(I'm sure glad they cleared that up.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

On a child's superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

redtail on March 22, 2009, 9:58:11 AM

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redtailWhat men say & what it "really means"!


"I'm going fishing."
Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately."
Really means...."The batteries in the remote are dead."

"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
Really means...."I forgot our anniversary again."

"You expect too much of me."
Really means...."You want me to stay awake?"

"That's women's work."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You know how bad my memory is."
Really means...."I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means...."I have severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"I do help around the house."
Really means...."I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means...."I sure hope I think of some reasons pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
Really means...."It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
Really means...."What did you catch me doing?"

"I heard you."
Really means...."I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"You look terrific."
Really means...."Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I missed you."
Really means...."I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means...."I'm lost. I have no idea where we are, and no one will ever see us alive again.

"We share the housework."
Really means...."I make the messes, you clean them up."

"This relationship is getting too serious."
Really means...."You're cutting into the time I spend with my truck."

"I don't need to read the instructions."
Really means...."I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

redtail on March 22, 2009, 9:57:54 AM

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redtailull feel like you have a time machine a dvr and friends

redtail on March 22, 2009, 9:53:57 AM

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redtail10 Great Things To Do At The Movies;;
1] "Accidentally" drop your all of your popcorn on the peson in the isle seat when entering the movie
2] Randomly get up and dance in the middle of the movie
3] touch some random persons head, run up and down the main isles, and scream "TAG YOUR IT!!"
4] Every time someone says a certian word (eg. "and" or "of") yell ''EWWWWW" at the top of your lungs
5] When a worker comes to see if nobody is sneaking in, ask him if he has a ticket stub and when he says no scream "TRESSPASSER!"
6] Listen to your iPod at top volume during the movie
7] When the screen says "please silence your cell phones", hold yours in the air and say "OMG im not doing it! Im such a daredevil! booyah! whatchya' gonna do about THAT?? BWAHAHAH!"
8] Throw rubber insects at people (Popcorn Buckets=Extra Points!)
9] Make farting noises and tell the person next to you that "this is not the proper place to do that"
10] When someone asks you if the seat next to you is taken, (even though its empty) say "i dont know, do you see someone sitting there?" and when they sit down scream "YOUR SITTING ON ETHAN!!!!"

redtail on March 22, 2009, 9:52:35 AM

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redtailBrick Wall]
Water Fall
Girl Yew Think u kno it all
But u Dont
i do
So *Poof* With The Attitude
Peace
Punch
Capt'n Crunch
iv Got Sumthin
Yew Cant Touch
~!BaNg BaNg!~
~*ChOo ChOo TrAiN*~
Wind me Up
i'll Do My Thing
Reeses Peices*
7 Up*
Mess With me...
--->I'll Mess u Up

redtail on March 22, 2009, 9:51:36 AM

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redtailDO YOU THINK NORMAL?
-Not my quote-

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




Answer: If you answered that you are first,



then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?



Answer:If you answered that you are second to last,



then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?


Third Question:

Very tricky math!

Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20.

Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.







Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters:

1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu?







NO!Of course not.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again


Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.

By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?


He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

redtail on March 22, 2009, 9:49:06 AM

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redtail20 things to do if you want to just be weird!
1. When your friends are talking make random faces at anyone who is listening.
2. when someone is telling you a long story, at the end say "im sorry what did you say?"
3. go up to somebody random and hug them. if they ask why say "everyone needs a hug"
4. become friends with a 4 year old
5. yell at someone you dont know
6. talk in an accent for the rest of the day
7. tell someone you have to tell them a secret and spit in their ear
8. tell someone that your hungry and want to eat there arm.
9. when u are at the store tell the cashier to get a life
10. when you see someone ugly make yourself cry
11. if you hear someone speaking another language, speak gibberish and pretend you no what your doing
12. go lay down outside in the rain
13. to a public place and start screeming
14. slap/punch someone for no reason
15. suddenly start kicking a tree, pole or something like that
16. fall down then get up and spin in circles
17. when someones writing take there pen/pencil and throw it
18. say that you have rabies
19. laugh at everything your best friends say, even when its no funny
20. eat something at random

redtail on March 20, 2009, 10:27:54 AM

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redtailhow to stay up all nite(my version)
1. make sure uve got plenty to do
2. drink water and eat snacks
3. walk around if u feel tired
4.wash face with ice cold water
5. random dancing
6.watch the sun rise

redtail on March 20, 2009, 10:26:19 AM

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redtailhow to stay up all nite (ehow version)

Step1Make sure you are determined enough to pull off an all-nighter and have tasks that really need to be accomplished. A clear purpose will keep you focused. Write out a schedule in advance. Try to do the most boring tasks first, while you still have energy.
Step2Recruit others to stay up with you. It's easier to stay up if you have someone to talk to occasionally.
Step3Spend the night in a place that is not very comfortable. The nearer you are to your own bed, the more likely you are to want to lie down.
Step4Take frequent walks to other rooms or outdoors. Do jumping jacks or run in place to give yourself a boost of energy.
Step5Eat light snacks, but stay away from sugar, starches and heavy meals. Drink plenty of water. Caffeinated drinks or energy drinks are an option, but they might make you jittery and cause stomach upset.
Step6Keep the room bright and cool. Add some stimulating background noise, like a television show or fast-paced music.

WinterRose19 on March 19, 2009, 10:25:45 AM

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WinterRose19XD Sorry I got distracted.

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WinterRose19 on March 19, 2009, 9:50:36 AM

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WinterRose19Theres five books? Wow!

WinterRose19 on March 19, 2009, 9:46:53 AM

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WinterRose19 on March 19, 2009, 9:40:34 AM

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WinterRose19Actually. I haven't read the book. But I'm reading the comics. ^-^

WinterRose19 on March 19, 2009, 9:39:53 AM

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WinterRose19 on March 19, 2009, 9:35:13 AM

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No hoes allowed!

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redtail on March 15, 2009, 2:18:27 AM

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WinterRose19 on March 14, 2009, 10:27:10 AM

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redtail on March 10, 2009, 7:21:19 AM

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ones that can count,
others that
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WinterRose19 on March 9, 2009, 7:32:36 AM

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redtail on March 7, 2009, 3:50:02 AM

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redtail--->&And who hasn't Wondered<----

Do they bury people with their braces on?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

On Spongebob, why is there water in the water of the ocean?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

Does the postman deliver his own mail?

Why is it that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

If there's a speed for light, what's the speed of dark?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why do we sing ''Take me out to the ballgame'' when we are already there?

redtail on March 7, 2009, 3:44:38 AM

redtail on
redtailI think they named oranges before
they named carrots

redtail on March 7, 2009, 3:41:27 AM

redtail on
redtailim not RANDOM.
My genius is just too much for you

redtail on March 7, 2009, 3:19:10 AM

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redtailthis is kind of weird but......
there is a bird that keeps running into
my window, i think it's d r u n k.

redtail on March 7, 2009, 3:18:48 AM

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redtail on March 6, 2009, 10:21:29 PM

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animespring on March 6, 2009, 9:02:51 PM

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animespringI have a cousin caled Elvis
he's 6 and so cute!!!
u probably don't care about that
hehe

redtail on March 6, 2009, 9:40:59 AM

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redtailomgoimgomgomgomg preview of the new max book!!!!!!!


MAX

Prologue

THE MADNESS NEVER STOPS



Near Los Angeles Basin, California

THERE.

Devin raised his right arm and focused directly over his wrist. It took less than a millisecond to calculate the trajectory — he didn’t have a built- in computer, but his 220
IQ served him well.

He slowly breathed in and out, getting ready to squeeze the trigger between breaths, between heartbeats. His sensitive nose wrinkled as the ever- present smog that hovered over the Los Angeles Basin filled his lungs. He hated to think what the pollutants were doing to his brain cells but accepted that some things were necessary evils.

There.

His light eyes expertly tracked the objects flying overhead: one, two, three, four, five, six. Seven? There was a small seventh object, unexpected but quickly determined to be unimportant. Actually, all of them were unimportant. All but one. The one in front.

He knew they had raptor vision. He merely had extraordinary eyesight. It was good enough. All the same, the crosshairs in the gun sight attached to his wrist made missing an impossibility. He never missed.

That’s why they saved him for extraspecial missions like this one.

Many, many others had already failed at this task. Devin felt utter disdain for them. To kill one bird kid — how hard could it be? They were flesh and blood, ridiculously fragile. It wasn’t like bullets bounced off them.

Once more Devin raised his arm and observed his prey, catching her neatly in the crosshairs, as if they could pin her to the sky. The flock flew, perfectly spaced, in a large arc overhead, the one called Maximum in front, flanked by the two large males. Then a smaller female. Then a smaller male, and the smallest female after him.

A little black object, not bird kid shaped, struggled to keep up. Devin couldn’t identify it — it hadn’t been in his dossier. The closest thing he could imagine was if someone grafted wings onto a small dog or something, as unlikely as that was.

But Max was the only one he was concerned with. It was Max he was supposed to kill, Max whom he kept catching in his sights.

Devin sighed and lowered his arm. This was almost too easy. It wasn’t sporting. He loved the chase, the hunt, the split- second intersection of luck and skill that allowed him to exercise his perfection, his inability to miss.

He looked down at what used to be his right hand. One could get used to having no right hand. It was surprisingly easy. And it was so superior to have this lovely weapon instead.

It wasn’t as crude as simply having a Glock 18 grafted to the stump of an amputated limb. It was so much more elegant than that, so much more a miracle of design and ingenuity. This weapon was a part of him physically, responsive to his slightest thought, triggered by almost imperceptible nerve firings in the interface between his arm and the weapon.

He was a living work of art. Unlike the bird kids flying in traceable patterns overhead.

Devin had seen the posters, the advertisements. Those naive, do-gooder idiots at the Coalition to Stop the Madness had organized this whole thing, this air show, this demonstration of supposedly “evolved” humans.

Wrong. The bird kids were ill- conceived accidents. He, Devin, was truly an evolved human.

The CSM zealots were wasting their time — and everyone else’s. Using the bird kids to promote their own agenda was a typically selfish, shortsighted thing to do. Manipulating and taking advantage of lesser creatures in order to “save” even lesser creatures? It was a joke.

A joke that could not be perpetrated without this flock of examples. And the flock could not survive without its leader.

Once again Devin raised his arm and closed his left eye to focus through the gun sight on his wrist. He angled the Glock a millimeter to the left and smoothly tracked his target as she arced across the sky.

One breath in, one breath out. One heartbeat, two heartbeats, and here we go . . .

/09 1:35:29 PM

Part One

FREAKS AND M- GEEKS
1

“AND A- ONE, and a- two —” Nudge said, leaning into a perfect forty-five-degree angle. Her tawny russet wings glowed warmly in the afternoon sunlight.

Behind her, the Gasman made squealing- brakes sounds as he dropped his feet down and slowed drastically. “Hey! Watch gravity in action!” he yelled, folding his wings back to create an unaerodynamic eight- year- old, his blond hair blown straight up by the wind.

I rolled my eyes. “Gazzy, stick to the choreography!” He was sinking fast, and I had to bellow to make sure he heard me. “This is a paying job! Don’t blow it!” Okay, they were paying us mostly in doughnuts, but let’s not quibble.

Even from this high up, I could hear the exclamations of surprise, the indrawn gasps that told me our captive audience below had noticed one of us dropping like a rock.

I’d give him five seconds, and then I’d swoop down after him. One . . . two . . .

I wasn’t sure about this whole air- show thing to begin with, but how could I refuse my own mom? After our last “working vacation” in Ant- freaking- arctica, my mom and a bunch of scientists had created an organization called the Coalition to Stop the Madness, or CSM. Basically, they were trying to tell the whole world about the dangers of pollution, greenhouse gases, dependence on foreign oil — you get the picture.

Already, more than a thousand scientists, teachers, senators, and regular people had joined the CSM. One of the teacher- members had come up with the traveling air- show idea to really get the message out. I mean, Blue Angels, Schmue Angels, but flying mutant bird kids? Come on! Who’s gonna pass that up?

So here we were, flying perfect formations, doing tricks, air dancing, la la la, the six of us and Total, whose wings by now had pretty much finished developing. He could fly, at least, but he wasn’t exactly Baryshnikov. If Baryshnikov had been a small, black, Scottie dog with wings, that is.

By the time I’d counted to four, the Gasman had ended his free fall and was soaring upward again, happiness on his relatively clean face.

Hanging out with the CSM folks had some benefits, chiefly food and decent places to sleep. And, of course, seeing my mom, which I’d never be able to get enough of, after living the first fourteen years of my life not even knowing she existed. (I explained all this in earlier books, if you want to go get caught up.)

“Yo,” said Fang, hovering next to me.

My heart gave a little kick as I saw how the sun glinted off his deeply black feathers. Which matched his eyes. And his hair. “You enjoying being a spokesfreak?” I asked him casually, looking away.

One side of his mouth moved: the Fang version of unbridled chortling.

He shrugged. “It’s a job.”

“Yep. So long as they don’t worry about pesky child labor laws,” I agreed. We’re an odd little band, my fellow flock members and I. Fang, Iggy, and I are all fourteen, give or take. So officially, technically, legally, we’re minors. But we’ve been living on our own for years, and regular child protection laws just don’t seem to apply to us. Come to think of it, many regular grown- up laws don’t seem to apply to us either.

Nudge is eleven, roughly. The Gasman is eightish. Angel is somewhere in the six range. I don’t know how old Total is, and frankly, what with the calculations of dog years into human years, I don’t care.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Angel dropped down onto me with all her forty- one pounds of feathery fun.

“Oof! What are you doing, goofball?” I exclaimed, dipping about a foot. Then I heard it: the high- pitched, all- too- familiar whine of a bullet streaking past my ear, close enough to knock some of my hair aside.

In the next second, Total yelped piercingly, spinning in midair, his small black wings flapping frantically. Angel’s quick instincts had saved my life. But Total had taken the hit.





2

IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, I rolled a full 360, spinning in the air, swooping to catch Total and also performing evasive maneuvers that, sadly, I’ve had way too much practice doing.

“Scatter!” I shouted. “Get out of firing range!”

We all peeled away, our wings moving fast and powerfully, gaining altitude like rockets. I heard applause floating up to me — they thought this was part of the act. Then, I looked down at the limp black dog in my arms.

“Total!” I said, holding his chunky little body. “Total!”

He blinked and moaned. “I’m hit, Max. They got me. I guess I’m gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?”

Okay. In my experience, if you’re really hit or seriously hurt, you don’t say much. Maybe a few bad words. Maybe grunting sounds. You don’t manage pithy quotes.

Quickly I shifted him this way and that, scanning for wounds. He had both ears, and his face was fine. I patted along his wings, which still looked too short to keep him aloft. Bright red blood stained my sleeve, but so far he seemed to be in one unperforated piece.

“Tell Akila,” Total gasped, eyelids fl uttering, “tell her she’s always been the only one.” Akila is the Alaskan Malamute Total had fallen for back on the Wendy K., the boat where we lived with a bunch of scientists on our way to Antarctica.

“Shh,” I said. “I’m still looking for holes.”

“I don’t have many regrets,” Total rambled weakly. “True, I thought about a career in the theater, once our adventures waned. I know it’s just a crazy dream, but I always hoped for just one chance to play the Dane before I died.”

“Play the huh?” I said absently, feeling his ribs. Nothing broken. “Is that a game?”

Total moaned and closed his eyes.

Then I found it: the source of the blood, the place where he’d been shot.

“Total?” I said, and got a slight whimper. “You have a boo- boo on your tail.”

“What?” He opened his eyes and curled to peer at his short tail. He wagged it experimentally, outrage appearing on his face as he realized a tiny chunk of flesh was missing near the tip. “I’m hit! I’m bleeding! Those scoundrels will pay for this!”

“I think a Band- Aid is probably all you need.” I struggled to keep a straight face.

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings.

Oh, God. I’m so stupid. Forget I just said that.

“How’s he doing?” Fang asked, nodding at Total.

“He needs a Band- Aid,” I said. A look passed between me and Fang, full of suppressed humor, relief, understanding, love —

Forget I said that too. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

“Got your sniper,” Fang went on, pointing downward. I shifted into battle mode. “One sniper or a whole flotilla of baddies?”

“Only see the one.”

I raised an eyebrow. “So, what, we’re not worth a whole flotilla anymore?” I looked down at Total. “Wings out, spud. You gotta fly on your own.”

Total gathered himself with dignity, extended his wings, and jumped awkwardly out of my arms. He flapped frantically, then with more confidence, and rose to keep up with us.

“What’s up?” Iggy had coasted on an updraft for a while, but now he and the others were forming a bird-kid sandwich around me.

“Total’s okay,” I reported. “One sniper below. Now we gotta go take him out.”

Angel’s pure- white wing brushed against me. She gave me a sweet smile that melted my heart, and I tried to remember that this kid had many layers, not all of them made of gumdrops and roses.

“Thanks, lamby,” I said, and she grinned.

“I felt something bad about to happen,” she explained. “Can we go get that guy now?”

“Let’s do it,” I said, and we angled ourselves downward. Among the many genetic enhancements we sport, the mad scientists who created us had thoughtfully included raptor vision. I raked the land below, almost a mile down, and traced the area where Fang pointed.

I saw him: a lone guy in the window of a building close to the air base. He was tracking us, and we began our evasive actions, dropping suddenly, swerving, angling different ways, trying to be as unpredictable as possible. We’re fairly good at being unpredictable.

“Mass zoom?” Fang asked, and I nodded.

“Ig, mass zoom, angle down about thirty- five degrees. Then aim for six o’clock,” I instructed. And why was I only giving Iggy instructions? Because Iggy’s the only blind one, that’s why.

We were moving fast, really fast, dropping at a trajectory that would smash us into the sniper’s window in about eight seconds. We’d practiced racing feet- first through open windows a thousand times, one right after the other, bam bam bam. So this was more of a fun challenge than a scary, death- defying act of desperation.

The two things often look very similar in our world.

Seven, six, five, I counted silently.

When I got to four, the window exploded outward, knocking me head over heels.





3

THREE DAYS LATER . . .

Here, in no particular order, is a massively incomplete list of things that make me twitchy:

1) Being indoors, almost anywhere
2) Places with no easy exits
3) People who promise me tons of “benefits” and assume that I don’t see right through the crapola to the stark truth that actually they want me to do a bunch of stuff for them
4) Being dressed up

So it won’t take a lot of imagination on your part to guess how
I reacted to our appointment at a Hollywood talent agency.

“Come in, guys,” said the most gorgeous woman I’ve ever seen. She flashed glowing white teeth and tossed back her perfect, auburn hair as she ushered us through the heavy wooden door. “I’m Sharon. Welcome!”

I could see her trying to avoid looking at our various bruises, scrapes, and cuts. Well, if you’re six feet away from a building when it explodes at you, you’re gonna get a little banged up. Fact of life.

We were in a big office building in Hollywood. If you’ve been keeping up with our nutty, action- packed shenanigans, you’ll remember how many incredibly bad experiences we’ve had inside office buildings. They’re pretty much my least favorite place to be, right after dungeons and hospitals, but before dog crates and science labs. Call me quirky.

A member of the CSM had a friend who had a friend who had a cousin who was married to someone who knew someone at this huge, important Hollywood talent agency and volunteered us for an interview, without asking us. The CSM thought we spokesbirds were doing a bang-up job of getting their message out. Emphasis on bang, given the suicide sniper. But more on that later.

“Come in! Come in!” A short, balding guy in a flashy suit waved us in, big smile in place. I ratcheted up my DEFCON level to orange. “I’m Steve Blackman.”

There were four of them altogether, three guys and Sharon with the great hair. She blinked when Total trotted in after us, a small white bandage still covering the tip of his tail. He’d gotten more mileage out of that weensy flesh wound than I’ve gotten out of broken ribs.

“Good God,” I heard Total mutter as he looked at the woman. “She can’t be real.”

“Max!” said Steve, holding out his hand. “May I call you Max?”

“No.” I frowned and looked at his hand until he pulled it back.

The other two guys introduced themselves, and we just stood there, unsmiling. Actually, Nudge smiled a little. She loves stuff like this. She’d even worn a skirt. Angel was wearing a pink tutu over her jeans. My clothes were at least clean and not blood- spattered, which is about as good as it ever gets with me.

“Well!” said Steve, rubbing his hands together. “Let’s sit down and get to know each other, huh? Can we get you something to drink? You kids hungry?”

“We’re always hungry,” said the Gasman seriously.

Steve looked taken aback. “Ah, yes, of course! Growing kids!” He was trying hard not to look at our wings, with limited success. He reached over and tapped a button on his desk, which was so big you could practically land a chopper on it. “Jeff? How about some drinks and snacks in here? Thanks.”

“Please, sit down,” Sharon said, with another hair toss. I made a mental note to practice doing that in a mirror the next time I saw one. It seemed a useful skill, right up there with roundhouse kicks.

We sat, making sure no one was in back of us or could sneak up on us. I was wound so tight I was about to break out in hives.

A young guy in a purple- striped shirt came in with a tray of sodas, glasses of ice, and little nibbly things on several plates. “They’re tapas,” he explained. “This one’s calamari,
and this one’s —”

“Thanks a million, Jeff.” Steve cut in with a smile. Jeff straightened and left, closing the door quietly behind him. Then, as we fell on the food like hyenas, Steve turned to us again, looking so dang enthusiastic that I wondered how much coffee he’d had this morning. “So! You kids want to be big stars, eh?”

“God, no!” I said, almost spewing crumbs. “No way!”

Oddly, this seemed to throw a petite wrench into the convo.



4

SHARON AND STEVE and the other two agents went silent, looking at us in surprise.

Steve recovered quickly. “Models?” he suggested, his eyes noting that we were all tall and skinny for our age.

I almost snorted Sprite through my nose. “Yeah. ‘Wings are being worn wide this year,’ ” I pretended to quote. “ ‘With the primary feathers tinted fun shades of pink and green for a party look.’ I don’t think so.” I tried not to notice Nudge’s momentary disappointment.

“Actors?” Sharon said.

Total perked up, chewing busily on calamari, which, if you’re interested, is Italian for rubber bands.

“Nope.” I could see this interview was going south, so I started inhaling food while I could.

“Max, I mean — Max,” Steve said, with no idea what else to call me. “You’re selling yourself short. You guys could do anything, be anything. You want your own movie? You want flock action figures? You want to be on T- shirts? You name it, kid — I can make it happen.”

“I want to be an action figure!” Gazzy said, wolfing down some mini- enchilada thingies.

“Oh, yeah!” Iggy said, holding up his hand for a high five. The Gasman slapped it.

Steve smiled and seemed to relax. “Hey, I didn’t catch everyone’s names. You, sweetheart,” he said to Angel. “What’s your name?”

“Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild,” said Angel, absently picking something out of her teeth. She’d lost one of her front ones recently, so her grin had a black hole in it. “You got your shoes on eBay,” she told Sharon, whose eyes widened about as far as they could. “But you’re right — it doesn’t make sense to go retail, not on what Skinflint Steve pays you.”

Yep, that’s my little mind- readin’ darlin’!

There was dead silence for a few moments. Sharon blushed hotly and looked anywhere but at Steve. One of the other agents coughed.

“Ah, huh,” Steve said, then turned to Gazzy. “How about you, son? You want to be an action figure, right? What’s your name?”

Gazzy nodded eagerly, and I promised myself I’d kick his butt later. “They call me the Sharkalator.”

“The Sharkalator,” Steve repeated, his enthusiasm waning. What can I say? We have that effect on grown-ups. Even on other kids. Well, okay, on pretty much everyone. We were created to survive, not to be the life of the party.

“I’m Cinnamon,” said Nudge, licking her fingers. “Cinnamon Allspice La Fever. This shrimp is awesome.”

Steve started to look depressed.

“They call me the White Knight,” said Iggy, expertly finding the remaining food on the trays with his sensitive fingers.

“Oh?” Sharon said, trying to salvage the situation. “Why is that?”

Iggy looked in her general direction. He gestured to his pale blond hair, pale skin, unseeing blue eyes. “They’re not gonna call me the Black Knight.”

Fang had sat silently this whole time, so still that he was practically blending into the modern tufted sofa. He had drunk four Cokes in about four minutes and steadily worked his way through a plate of fried something- or others. Now he felt all eyes turn to him, and he looked up, the expression on his face making me shiver.

No one looks like Fang — dark and still and dangerous, like he’s daring you to set him off. But I’d seen him rocking Angel when she’d hurt herself; I’d seen him smile in his sleep; I’d seen the deep, dark light in his eyes as he leaned over me . . .

I blinked several times and chugged the rest of my Sprite.

Fang sighed and wiped his fingers on his black jeans. He looked around the whole room, at the four agents, at the younger kids having a ball with this, at Total slurping Fanta out of a bowl, at me, sitting tensely on the edge of my chair.

“My name is Fang,” he said, standing up. “And I’m outta here.” He walked to the sliding glass doors that led to a landscaped balcony, twenty- two stories above the ground.

I nodded at the flock and reached over to tap the back of Iggy’s hand twice. He stood up and followed Fang’s almost silent footsteps, weaving unerringly around tables and large potted plants.

Fang slid the door open. It was windy on the balcony, and he raised his face to the sun. I hustled the rest of the flock outside, then turned and waved lamely at the four open-mouthed, big- shot Hollywood agents.

“Thanks,” I said, balancing on the balcony edge as my family took off one by one, leaping and unfurling their wings like soft, rough- edged sails, “but no thanks.”

Then I threw myself out into the open air, feeling it rush through my hair, my feathers; feeling my wings buoy me up, every stroke lifting me twelve feet higher.

We’re just not cut out for all this media circus crap.

But then, you already knew that.



5

ALL I’M SAYING IS, would going on Oprah just once be the end of the entire world?” Nudge crossed her arms over her chest, glaring at me. Since Nudge is about the sweetest, easiest- going recombinant- DNA life- form I’ve ever known, this was serious.

“No,” I said carefully. “But the end of the entire world would be the end of the entire world, and that’s what we’re still trying to stop.” For those of you who are still catching up, I’ve been told that my mission in life is to save the world. No pressure or anything.

“I want to be an action figure,” said Gazzy.

“Guys,” I said, rubbing my temples, “remember four days ago? The bullets whizzing past, the sniper, the exploding building?”

“I certainly haven’t forgotten.” Total huffed, looking at his tail.

My pool of patience, never deep on the best of days, became yet shallower. “My point is,” I went on tightly, “that clearly, someone is still after us, still wants us dead. Yes, our air shows for the CSM are big hits; there are people who are sort of accepting us as being . . . different, but we’re still in danger. We’ll always be in danger.”

“I’m tired of being in danger!” Nudge cried. “I hate this! I just want to —”

She stopped, because there was no point in going on. Trying not to cry, she flopped down on the hotel bed. I sat down next to her and rubbed her back, between her wings.

“We all hate this,” I said quietly. “But until someone can prove to me beyond a doubt that we’re safe, I have to make decisions that will keep us more or less in one piece. I know it sucks.”

“Speaking of things sucking,” said Fang, “I say we ditch the air shows completely.”

“I like the air shows,” said Gazzy. He was lying on the floor, half beneath our coffee table. My mom had gotten him some little Transformer cars, and he was rolling them around, making engine noises. Yes, he could best most grown men in hand-to-hand combat and make an explosive device out of virtually anything, but he was still eight years old. Or so.

I always seemed to forget that.

“I like the air shows too,” said Nudge, her tangly hair fanned out around her head. “They make me feel like a famous movie star.”

“They’re not safe,” Fang said flatly.

I was torn. The sniper who had shot at me had turned out to be a new form of cyborg/human — or at least that’s what we’d figured after we found part of one arm. Instead of a hand, he’d had an automatic pistol connected directly to his muscles and nerves. It hadn’t actually been the building that exploded when we were close — it had been the sniper himself. He’d blown himself up rather than let us catch him or really see him.

That’s dedication for ya.

That thing hadn’t grafted that gun to his arm by himself. Someone had made him. That someone was still out there and possibly had made more things like him.

On the other hand . . . the CSM was really counting on us to continue the air shows. These shows were taking place in some of the most polluted cities in the world: Los
Angeles, Sao Paulo, Moscow, Beijing. So far they’d been big successes, and the CSM had been able to hand out tons of cards and leaflets educating people about pollution and greenhouse gases.

My mom was a member of the CSM. She’d never want to put us in danger, but . . . I hated to let her down. She’d saved my life a bunch of times. She was helping the flock any way she could. This was the only thing she’d ever asked me to do. How could I tell her that I wanted to bail?

“Maybe if we just do the air shows but have them way step up security,” I said slowly.

“No,” said Fang.

Okay. I may be fabulous in a lot of ways, but I know I have a couple tiny flaws. One of them is a really bad knee-jerk reaction whenever anyone tells me no about anything.

You’d think Fang would have picked up on that by now.

I raised my chin and looked him in the eye. The flock, being smarter than the average gang of winged bears, went still.

Slowly, I stood up and walked closer to Fang. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Total slither beneath a bed, saw Gazzy quickly pull Iggy into the boys’ room next door.

Until last year, I’d been taller than both Fang and Iggy. They’d not only caught up but had shot several inches past me, which I hated. Now Fang looked down at me, his eyes so dark I couldn’t see where his pupils were.

“What?” I asked, deceptively mildly. I saw a flash of pink tutu as Angel and Nudge crawled with quick, silent efficiency into the boys’ room.

“The air shows are too dangerous,” Fang said equally mildly. I heard the connecting door between the two rooms ease shut with the caution of prey trying hard not to attract its predator.

“I can’t let my mom down.” This close, I could see his thick eyelashes, the weird glints of gold in his eyes.

He let out a breath slowly and clenched his hands.

“One more show,” I offered.

His hands unclenched as he weighed his options. “All right,” he said, surprising me. “You’re right — we don’t want to let the CSM down.”

I looked at him in narrow- eyed suspicion, and then it hit me: Dr. Brigid Dwyer, the eighth wonder of the world, was part of the CSM. She’d planned on meeting us in Mexico City, our next show.

That was why Fang had agreed to just one more — so he could get all caught up with his favorite brilliant, underage scientist.

I walked stiffly to the bathroom, locked the door, and turned on the shower as hard as it could go. Then I buried my face in a fluffy towel and shrieked like a banshee.

redtail on March 6, 2009, 8:53:15 AM

redtail on
redtailA good friend will call 911 when your house is on fire,
but a best friend will be sitting outside toasting marshmellows

A good friend will bail you out of jail saying, "it's okay you made a mistake"
but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dude that was awesome!"

A good friend will be sitting with a box of tissues when your boy friend dumps you
But a best friend will wreck his car and spray paint 'loser' all over it over it

A good friend will buy you a pregneancy test and say "we'll figure it out it will be okay"
But a best friend will be screaming "name it after me!"

A good friend will say "don't listen to her" when you find out some brat spread rumors about you
But a best friend will be calling that brat all night saying "seven days"

A good friend will drink tea with you when you grow old
But a best friend will be play tag with you in your motorized wheel chairs

WinterRose19 on March 6, 2009, 8:30:30 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Yeah me too!^^

WinterRose19 on March 6, 2009, 5:59:45 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Well I hope I'm back to stay. Oh and our modem is go'in to turn on the 11th this month, So Exited! ^^ Oh and were using our neibores internet. hehehehehe!

redtail on March 3, 2009, 9:55:30 AM

redtail on
redtailif the grass is greener on the other side, than what is it over here? Blue?

redtail on March 3, 2009, 9:39:31 AM

redtail on
redtaili am who i am,

your approvel isn't needed

redtail on March 3, 2009, 9:38:39 AM

redtail on
redtailBob: Brain, theres a message in my alphabits! It says "ooooo"

Brian: Those are cheerios.

redtail on March 3, 2009, 9:36:09 AM

redtail on
redtailSlugs have four noses.
A bee has five eyes.
The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
A hummingbird weighs less then a penny.
The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.
Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower.
Children grow faster in the spring.
A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
You share your birthday with nine million others in the world.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
Fish can drown.
You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum
Smelling apples and/or bananas can help you lose weight.
Licking a stamp burns 10 calories.
You burn more calories sleeping then watching TV.
Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

redtail on March 3, 2009, 9:29:53 AM

redtail on
redtailThink about it...

what would you do if a 400 pound pitcher

of Koolade

burst through your door

screaming Oh Yeah?!

redtail on March 3, 2009, 9:08:20 AM

redtail on
redtail"you little crappy crap."

redtail on March 3, 2009, 9:07:12 AM

redtail on
redtailSome random Person: Do you have any siccors?

Me: Yep, I got two pair in my back pocket along with razors, a couple of butcher knives, and a CHAIN SAW!

redtail on March 3, 2009, 9:06:28 AM

redtail on
redtailGo have a spaz attack on a CHIPMUNCK!

redtail on March 3, 2009, 9:06:15 AM

redtail on
redtailGirls
are like
phones.
We love to be
held, talked too
but if you press the wrong button
you'll be
disconnected!

elvisfan123 on March 3, 2009, 8:49:54 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123uh...

redtail on March 3, 2009, 9:06:57 AM

redtail on
redtailstephen colbert said it

redtail on March 3, 2009, 8:24:19 AM

redtail on
redtailBaby carrots are trying to turn me gay.

redtail on March 1, 2009, 9:25:37 AM

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redtail on March 1, 2009, 7:29:55 AM

redtail on
redtailzoe:ur hairs pretty
me: thanks?......
zoe:.....can i lick it?
me:no!

redtail on February 28, 2009, 11:52:53 PM

redtail on
redtailThere were these 3 brothers named, Shut Up, Poop, and Manners.

And the 3 boys were building a club house, and when they were making the clubhouse they dropped a wrench down the sewer.

So Poop offered to go down the sewer to look for the wrench.

And a couple hours passed and Poop didn't come up, so Manners went down to go look for Poop.

And a couple minutes a police came over and said, "Hey son, What's your name?".

"Shut up," Shut up replied.

"Excuse me?!" the Officer replied with anger.

"Shut Up!!!" said Shut Up.

"Where are your manners?!" the Officer asked.

"Down the sewer looking for Poop!".

redtail on February 28, 2009, 11:51:20 PM

redtail on
redtailu left!

redtail on February 28, 2009, 11:50:28 PM

redtail on
redtaildo u think its reasonable what i asked

redtail on February 28, 2009, 11:49:38 PM

redtail on
redtailhello.ill still talk to u i just wont rly add any pics

redtail on February 28, 2009, 9:42:58 AM

redtail on
redtailyou've really made him happy.

i know what ive done.

redtail on February 28, 2009, 9:42:47 AM

redtail on
redtailim simon the invisible unicorn in a cigar box under john mccains bed

redtail on February 28, 2009, 8:12:20 AM

redtail on
redtailIt's ok Pluto...

[Im Not a Planet either]

redtail on February 28, 2009, 8:10:50 AM

redtail on
redtaili had lunch with a llama sliding down a hill b/c the voices told me too.
> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
> July-----------I did the Macarena With
> August--------I had lunch with
> September----I danced with
> October-------I sang to
> November-----I yelled at
> December-----I ran over
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1-------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a snowman
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------my mobile phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbour
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19------ - a Smurf
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------Chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an iPod
> 29-------a surfer
> 30-------a homeless guy
> 31-------a llama
>
> What is the last number of the year you were born:
> 1--------- In my car
> 2 --------- On your car
> 3 ----------- In a hole
> 4 ----------- Under your bed
> 5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
> 6 --------- sliding down a hill
> 7 --------- in an elevator
> 8---------- at the dinner table
> 9 -------- In20line at the bank
> 0 -------- in your bathroom
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> White---------because I'm cool like that
> Black---------because that's how I roll.
> Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
> Red-----------because the voices told me to..
> Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
> Brown---------because I can.
> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
> None----------because I can't control myself!

redtail on February 28, 2009, 8:04:39 AM

redtail on
redtailI Think I'll Go Anti-Love. . .
I mean really, butterflies in the tummy
& hearts skipping beats - that can't be to safe...

redtail on February 28, 2009, 8:03:06 AM

redtail on
redtailIM the NINJA
your parents have been
WARNING you about

redtail on February 28, 2009, 8:02:50 AM

redtail on
redtailHow to annoy Edward Cullen
1.)Go in his room, break all his cd's, then wait till he walks into his room to say "LOOK! SHINEY!!!"
Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen:
2.)Tell him your looking for poeple to donate blood and ask him if he'd be so kind as to donate.
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen:
5.) Go up to him singing "I'm A Vampire" by Antsy PAnts at the top of your lungs!
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen:
9.) Tell him that he needs a tan and then take him to a tanning solon.
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen:
15.) Ask him why everyone else in his family has bigger muscles than him.
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen:
16.) Run around with a lighter threatning to set him on fire if he comes any closer.
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen:
17.) Show him a picture of Robert Pattison and laugh at the resembelence.
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen:
18.) Tell him Bella went to Italy to have Aro turn her into a vampire. When's he's in Italy, go up to him and say,"Just Kidding."

redtail on February 28, 2009, 7:58:32 AM

redtail on
redtailit's funny how hello is always
accompanied with goodbye.
it's funny how good memories
can start to make you cry.
it's funny how forever
never seems to really last.
it's funny how much you'd lose
if you forgot about your past.
it's funny how 'friends' can just
leave you when your down.
it's funny how when you need someone
they're never around.
it's funny how people change
and think they're so much better.
it's funny how many lies
can be packed in one 'love letter'.
it's funny how one night
can contain so much regret.
it's funny how ironic life turns out to be.
but the funniest part of all,
is that none of this is funny to me.

redtail on February 28, 2009, 7:57:39 AM

redtail on
redtailANNOYING THINGS TO DO AT SCHOOL!

Walk backwards and when you bump into someone yell, “Watch where you're going! Geez!”
Choose a "unique" teacher and impersonate him/her the whole day.
Run into walls and apologize to them.
Every time you see one of your friends, shout, “Hello!” really loudly from across the room.
Walk up to students you don't know at all and say "hi" or "hello" repeatedly.
When the teacher walks out of the room, walk to the board and start "teaching" the class.
Say serious things in a sarcastic tone and sarcastic things in a serious tone.
Hug your friends randomly and say, “I'm going to miss you sooooo much!” and start bawling loudly.
Bring in a metal cup with some change in it and start clanging it around as if you're a beggar.
Put up school election posters after the election is over.
Write a letter to the guidance counselor telling him/her how he/she has caused more problems than he/she has fixed.
Tell your teacher that your imaginary friend Bob ate your homework.
If there is an empty seat next to you, start whispering and passing notes. When someone asks you what you are doing, tell them that it was Bob's fault.
Gossip about yourself.
Gossip about Bob.
Keep talking as if you're talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn't talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
Run down the halls.
Yell at yourself, “The halls are not a race track!” Then walk away and pretend nothing happened.
Zone out whenever anyone speaks to you.
Grin broadly and say, “I didn't take my medication today!”
Bring a straitjacket to school and say, “See? My mommy uses this when she forgets to give me my medication.”
Start sneezing and hacking all over the place, wipe your nose, and then say, “It's (insert made-up illness here). *cough* Very *hack* contagious *cough*”
Make up a word and ask your CA teacher what it means.
Give a present to your locker and start singing “Happy Birthday” to it.

Act like the opposite of your normal self.
Apologize for every little thing you do.
Have conversations with yourself.
Have conversations with Bob.
Wear something really formal and when people ask you why you're wearing it say, “Why? Isn't it picture day today?”
Randomly start banging on a computer and exclaim, “Why won't this thing work?”
Dance to your classes.
Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don't get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
Pretend you're in a secret organization and sneak around to your classes.
Look up five difficult words in the dictionary and use them as much as you can all day.
Randomly shout, “Are we there yet?”
Every time someone says something to you, act like you're deaf and scream, “What?!”
Run down the halls screaming, “Bob is coming! BOB IS COMING!”
Randomly hyperventilate.
Scribble everything down in the worst handwriting imaginable.
Try to decipher it.
Walk up to people having a conversation, laugh really loudly and then walk away.
Answer all questions with two words… "no comment"
Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

redtail on February 28, 2009, 7:56:04 AM

redtail on
redtail20 ANNOYING THINGS TO DO ON AN AIRPLANE!

1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim you are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe you but DONT give up, see how far you can get ( WARNING, may result in you being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when you are the only one laughing.

4. when the plane is still on the ground, Rock back and forth in your seat and say aloud "THIS TURBULANCE SURE IS ROUGH!!"

5. Wear rags and a headscarf, claim that your name is Svetolafoson Frojhkyhkjuhjdj and that you are being deported back to Estonia, look pleased when your told that this plane is not going there. say "Really?!, u haf not met me if zey ask zen, ok?!"

6. As the plane is landing, adopt the 'Duck and Cover' position as you scream "WE ARE GOING TO CRASH! ONLY DEATH AWAITS US ALL NOW! DEATH I TELLS YA!!!!" when you land safely, stand up and leave the plane normally, thank the stewardess for a lovely flight.

7. Go in to the toilet and make loud vomiting noises, keep going for a few minutes, then come out and announce to the plane that the toilet is blocked, act like its not your fault.

8. Stand up and ask the passengers if anyone " wants to join the mile high club with you?" wink suggestively at various people...of both sexes.

9. Get the pilot to show you round the cockpit, come out afterwards and say "YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGH HE COULD FLY THE PLANE AFTER SO MUCH VODKA BUT IT JUST SHOWS, THEY REALLY ARE TRUE PROFESIONALS!".

10. Delight your fellow passengers with your impression of a plane crashing in to the sea, complete with sound effects.

11. Enthrall your companions on the plane by telling them that you knew the pilot of Buddy Holly's plane and you're pretty sure he trained at the same place as your current pilot.

12. Give a fact filled guide of the area you are flying over, this can include " And if you look to your right you will see the wreckage of our sister plane, after she was shot at and subsequently crashed in to that mountain side which, as you can see, her burnt out hull remains embedded in, the bodies were never found.'

13. Streak.

14. Occasionally scream........loudly.

15. Get up and announce that you are going to hi-jack the plane, make to get out a gun, but act like its not there, check all your pockets and then say " OH CRAP, I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN THE OTHER COAT, OK, NEVER MIND!" Sit down like nothing has happened.

16. From the second you take off, every ten seconds say in the same voice "are we there yet?"

17. Keep sniffing around and eventually say in a loud voice "CAN YOU SMELL BURNING?"

18. Go to the cockpit, wait a few second, then come back and say in a loud voice, "UMM SHOULD'NT THERE BE...LIKE....A PILOT?"

19. When your on a small, ten person plane, Inform everyone that you used to be an aerodynamic engineer and this plane is VERY badly built.

20. As you get of the plane, look worried and announce loudly" VAIT A MINUTE, VOT IZ ZIS PLACE?! ZIS IZ NOT POLAND, VERE ZE HELL IZ ZIS?!?!?!?"

redtail on February 28, 2009, 7:49:33 AM

redtail on
redtaili think my fork has issues. . .
whenever im eatin at a nice restaurant, my fork [tries to fly.] so he'll
JUMP out of my hands, and do a couple flips. then he falls [as usual] and lands on the ground...

&&for some crazy reason, my mom then says,
"quit dropping your fork"................

i like my theory better

redtail on February 27, 2009, 9:00:08 PM

redtail on
redtailill b bak later

redtail on February 27, 2009, 8:34:05 PM

redtail on
redtailAll Wars of US
French and Indian War (7 Years War)--while we were colony of Gt. Britain
American Revolution
War of 1812
Indian Wars (1817-1898) --not all officially declared by Congress
Mexican War
Civil War
Spanish-American War
World War I (The Great War)
World War II
Korean War---a UN Police Action
Vietnam War--not officially declared by Congress
Grenada Invasion 1983
Persian Gulf (Desert Storm)
Current War with Iraq - Iraqi Freedom

We have engaged in several undeclared wars, such as the undeclared Naval War with France, under Adams, and the War with the Barbary Pirates under Jefferson.

redtail on February 27, 2009, 8:30:56 PM

redtail on
redtailno the cars there arent safe the back seats dont hav seat belts. its only 5 wars. brb im going to see how many us has

WinterRose19 on February 27, 2009, 9:05:16 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Thanks so much for all of the comments. I'll be gone for a while, so See you till then. ^^

redtail on February 27, 2009, 7:26:05 AM

redtail on
redtailA little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

redtail on February 27, 2009, 7:25:36 AM

redtail on
redtailOpinions are like armpits,
everyone has them,
and they all stink.

redtail on February 27, 2009, 7:21:08 AM

redtail on
redtailSTUPID QUOTES

"Please provide the date of your death."
-from an IRS letter

"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."
-Samuel Goldwyn "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman costume warning label

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush

"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others."
-Gerry Brown

"We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover."
-Parish Magazine

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
-- Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
-- Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

You can't just let nature run wild.
-- Wally Hickel, former governor of Alaska

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment,
it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Dan Quayle

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that
is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well,
all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."
-Dan Quayle

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind.
Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
-Dan Quayle

redtail on February 27, 2009, 7:18:31 AM

redtail on
redtail" Candy is dandy,
but liquor is quicker. "


~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

redtail on February 27, 2009, 7:17:30 AM

redtail on
redtailHey, wanna buy a box?
What's in the box?
Nothing, just a box.
No.
Wanna buy a box?
No, I already told you.
Wanna buy a-
NO!!!!!
Wanna buy a box?
FINE!! I'll buy your stupid box!!!!!!!!
Not for sale

redtail on February 27, 2009, 6:13:55 AM

redtail on
redtailCheese Itz-

Get your own freakin box

redtail on February 27, 2009, 6:06:37 AM

redtail on
redtailBe nice to nerds.
Chances are, you'll end up working for one.

-Bill Gates

redtail on February 27, 2009, 6:06:18 AM

redtail on
redtailPsshh...
i'm not clumsy,
everytime I fall I'm just testing if gravity is [still working.]

redtail on February 27, 2009, 6:04:52 AM

redtail on
redtailA day without the sun is like,
you know, night.

redtail on February 27, 2009, 6:04:30 AM

redtail on
redtailI didn't say it was your fault.
I said i was going to blame
you.

redtail on February 27, 2009, 6:03:10 AM

redtail on
redtailA computer once beat me at
chess, but it was no match
for at kickboxing.

redtail on February 27, 2009, 6:00:43 AM

redtail on
redtailI hate it when
you're in a fight with someone and they say
"I'm not afraid to say it to her face!"
Well if you're not afraid then come say it to myface!

redtail on February 27, 2009, 5:59:58 AM

redtail on
redtaili hate it when.........

People say "Is it your birthday!?"
No buddy, I just like walking around the school with Birthday balloons.


Or......

People say "Did you get glasses?!"
No, I just woke up with these things in front of my eyes that were glued to my head.

redtail on February 27, 2009, 5:50:51 AM

redtail on
redtailWe're Only Young Once So Let's
Mess This Up Right .

redtail on February 27, 2009, 5:50:33 AM

redtail on
redtailI run with scissors
it makes me feel dangerous

redtail on February 27, 2009, 5:48:29 AM

redtail on
redtailCanada has been in five wars: The South African War (Boer War) in support of Great Britian, World War I (Allied), World War II (Allied), the Korean War (part of UN forces), and the current War on Terrorism.

redtail on February 26, 2009, 9:26:41 AM

redtail on
redtailreeses peices buttercup
mess with me ill mess you up
peace punch captain crunch
i got sumthinn you cant touch

redtail on February 26, 2009, 9:25:37 AM

redtail on
redtailthe fortune you seek is in another cookie.
then why'd you give me this one???

redtail on February 26, 2009, 9:13:41 AM

redtail on
redtailYou're only young once
[So let's screw this up right]

redtail on February 26, 2009, 9:12:13 AM

redtail on
redtailNick: Uhm, You broke, like, all of the rules! You drink, you smoke, and I'm pretty sure you do drugs!

Gary:Uhm, first of all, I thought that those rules were optional! Second of all, I was pretty high when you told me them!

redtail on February 26, 2009, 9:11:25 AM

redtail on
redtailSigns of stupidity:
Sign in a Rome laundry: Ladies, please leave your clothes here and
spend the rest of the day having a good time.
Sign outside a hair salon: Welcome to Curl up 'n Dry Hair Salon!
Sign advertising donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride
on your own @$$?
Tag (still a sign) on the front of a microwave oven: Do not use for
drying pets.
Sign on a restroom door at a restaraunt: Sorry, these toilets are out of
order. Please use the ___ floor. (the open space was intended to give
directions for the nearest open restroom but the staff had forgotten to
fill in the blank. haha!)
Tag (again, still a sign) on a baby stroller: Caution: Remove infant before
folding appliance.
Sign at the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies:
If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes,
beware of the machinist.
Sign on a rack of " I only love you" Valentines Day cards: Comes in multi-packs.
Sign on the door of a Japaneese Hotel room: You are invited to take
advantage of the chambermaid.
Sign at the dry cleaners in Bangkok: Drop Trousers here for best results
Sign above a diner/gas station in New Jersey: Eat here get gas.
Sign at a bayside restaraunt in New Jersey: All unattended children will be
used as fish bait.
Sign outside a country store in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell anitiques.

redtail on February 26, 2009, 9:09:51 AM

redtail on
redtailoh guess who it is,
its your butt.
hey butt.
oh okay...
i'll tell him.
your butt said to get rid of that phone your sitting on.
and get one of these.
its the new black berry. it flips closed.
it flips closed...
so no more butt dialing.
yaay.
oh really?
-beep-
my butt just hung up on you.
sorry.

redtail on February 26, 2009, 9:09:06 AM

redtail on
redtaili HATe WHEn PeOpLE ASk
Did You get a haircut?
No my hair just shrunk.
Seriously.

or

i HaTE WhEN PeOple ASK
Did You get Braces?
No. These things just appeared on my teeth.

redtail on February 26, 2009, 9:08:18 AM

redtail on
redtailHedonophobia-
Fear of feeling pleasure.

redtail on February 26, 2009, 9:01:11 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

WinterRose19 on February 26, 2009, 8:58:46 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Ok. By! ** *waves*

WinterRose19 on February 26, 2009, 8:56:08 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Really. Thats cool. I know that if you sometimes feel a presence, you can say, Jesus Crist I command you to leave. Well I've got to go so I'll talk to you later then. By! ^^

redtail on February 26, 2009, 8:55:11 AM

redtail on
redtailThere was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

WinterRose19 on February 26, 2009, 8:52:14 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Oh, I've heard of that show. But I think the spirits that they find are eather earthbound spirits or they haven't gone to the other side yet. ^^ Well Thats what I think. ^^

redtail on February 26, 2009, 8:51:14 AM

redtail on
redtailI love you
you love me
lets go out and kill Barney
with a 2 by 4
we smaked him on the floor
( WHOOO HOOO!)
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSOUR!!!

redtail on February 26, 2009, 8:50:46 AM

redtail on
redtailme and my girls are so
cool we make the other
side of the pillow jelous!

redtail on February 26, 2009, 8:50:26 AM

redtail on
redtailmy hair is going to be curly tomorrow

redtail on February 26, 2009, 8:49:44 AM

redtail on
redtailwittyprofiles

WinterRose19 on February 26, 2009, 8:48:59 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Oooooh! Well, I should be do'in my farm chores soon, so I've got a little bit. I'm a bad wittle goyal. *giggle* ^^

WinterRose19 on February 26, 2009, 8:44:51 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19*sigh* I'm not! What do you like to do for fun?

WinterRose19 on February 26, 2009, 8:40:26 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19That is Funny!! >o< ALOL! Good one! Now you have one. ^^ I'm happy for you.

WinterRose19 on February 26, 2009, 8:34:20 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Really. Thats fun. Me and my sister say "You Crap" Its funny. But if you just say radome things, I'm sure you can come up with something. ^^

WinterRose19 on February 26, 2009, 8:29:22 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Oh Holy Crap! <---- Theres one. *giggle*

WinterRose19 on February 26, 2009, 8:25:04 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19I got it done. Hmmm... Are you ok? You seem kinda down? -_-

WinterRose19 on February 26, 2009, 8:20:29 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Let me put you on my friends list, Ok. ^^

WinterRose19 on February 26, 2009, 8:19:02 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Oh thank you so much. Hey, do you want to be friends? ^-^

WinterRose19 on February 25, 2009, 11:39:18 AM

WinterRose19 on
WinterRose19Thank you soo much for the faves! ^^

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:57:44 AM

redtail on
redtail"Senator McCain, stop taking away are right to do it 'cause it doesn't exist. It's like licensing unicorns or ending Leprechaun Wednesdays." --Stephen Colbert,

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:51:52 AM

redtail on
redtailsorry metro station....

only edward cullen will be seventeen forever

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:49:55 AM

redtail on
redtailPeople who dont know me;;
think i'm quiet
People who do;;
wish i was

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:47:06 AM

redtail on
redtailheres a brain teaser for you. . .

your brain is UGLY.


~stephen colbert

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:44:29 AM

redtail on
redtailOh Mi Cheese!!

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:42:19 AM

redtail on
redtailThe Best Friend Test

1. When is her birthday?
2. What makes her really mad?
3. What is her favorite food?
4. When was she born?
5. What's her middle name?
6. If she could be an animal what kind would she be?
7. What's her blood type? (JK)
8. Who does she want to marry?
9. What does she wanna be when she grows up?
10. How many pairs of socks does she own?

Scoring:
0-3 correct: LIAR! you don't even know her!
4-6 correct: You might be her good friend, but is she your BEST friend?
7-9 correct: Your ARE her best friend!
10 correct: You are either a genius or a total stalker!

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:41:00 AM

redtail on
redtailI was signing the receipt for something that I paid for using my credit card. The clerk noticed that i never signed the back of my credit card. She said I couldn't pay unless it was signed. When I asked why she said so that people could see if they matched. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. And shocker they matched.

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:38:58 AM

redtail on
redtailBlonde Joke #1
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:38:20 AM

redtail on
redtailBlonde Joke #3
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:36:56 AM

redtail on
redtailIf it's tourist season,
are we allowed to
shoot them?

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:36:42 AM

redtail on
redtailLisp.
seriously? what cruel person invented that word?!

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:35:07 AM

redtail on
redtaileywgiqhgiukhjwegkvjbw
I like to dance on my key board

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:32:57 AM

redtail on
redtailSome vegetarians
eat animal crackers
shhhhh dont tell anyone

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:32:15 AM

redtail on
redtailyou got a problem with me,
i got a racket in my hand,
you see how this is gonna turn out?

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:28:16 AM

redtail on
redtailWELL, I HAVE A GOLDFISH, BUT HE AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS.

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:27:08 AM

redtail on
redtaili kissed a toothbrush because i like shoelaces.

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:24:35 AM

redtail on
redtailNEVA LOST MY MIND I JUST SOLD IT ON EBAY

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:23:24 AM

redtail on
redtaili wonder how bacon pizza was invented maybe the pig exploded on the pizza and then some one cooked it...........
the world may never no

redtail on February 25, 2009, 8:21:40 AM

redtail on
redtailif u get a mnm without the m it means the astronauts licked off.

redtail on February 25, 2009, 6:55:44 AM

redtail on
redtailAlways be a sweet pickle!

redtail on February 25, 2009, 6:55:27 AM

redtail on
redtailThe Cat With Rabbies bit Kevin!!!

redtail on February 25, 2009, 6:55:06 AM

redtail on
redtailEveryone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

redtail on February 25, 2009, 6:54:37 AM

redtail on
redtailBirth Of A CandyBar:
One Payday Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey
so he took Miss Hersey's downtown
next to the car of main and 5th Avenue.
He began to feel her Mounds with his Butterfinger.
That was pure Almond Joy, it made her Tootsie Roll
and he let out a Snickers and she screamed "Oh Henry,
You are even better than the 3 Musketeers."
Soon she became Chunky
and 9 months later, Baby Ruthwas born!

redtail on February 24, 2009, 9:05:18 AM

redtail on
redtailMorris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars." One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." To this, Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars." The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!" Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars."

redtail on February 24, 2009, 8:58:10 AM

redtail on
redtailI went to pick you a flower
but it was a Venus Fly trap and it bit my finger, so I killed it and got you a piece of grass instead

redtail on February 24, 2009, 8:55:15 AM

redtail on
redtailhello?

redtail on February 24, 2009, 8:51:48 AM

redtail on
redtailmy cousins's
daddys
lil brothers
best friends wife
uncle's ex-wife
boyfriends mama's
next door neighbors
sister-in-laws
moms
brothers
great great grandma
said...
hi

redtail on February 24, 2009, 8:46:51 AM

redtail on
redtailSoo;;
Cry me a [[river]]
Build me a b.r.i.d.g.e.
and
g e t o v e r it!

redtail on February 24, 2009, 8:45:52 AM

redtail on
redtailA blind man went into a mall with his dog,
and walked into a store. All of a sudden he
starts swinging the dogs leash above his head,
taking the dog along with it.Mall securtiy gaurds
came over and asked "What are you doing?" he replied..
"Just taking a look around the place."

redtail on February 24, 2009, 8:45:26 AM

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redtailDon't Worry Penguins;;
I C A N T F L Y E I T H E R

redtail on February 24, 2009, 8:45:11 AM

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redtailIM SO HOT
i make fire
stop. drop. & roll.

redtail on February 24, 2009, 8:43:25 AM

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redtail"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window" - Gerard Way

redtail on February 24, 2009, 8:43:07 AM

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redtailit's not my fault
that when i was a baby
i was dropped in a box of
GLITTER
And I've
Been shinin ever since

icestorm on February 23, 2009, 10:22:59 AM

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icestormCheck out my 'ICESTORM'S ADOPTION CENTER' blog it gives you all the info!

icestorm on February 23, 2009, 9:00:04 AM

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icestormThanks for adopting!

redtail on February 23, 2009, 8:42:53 AM

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redtailomg so when i was at ur house my mom said that the front door opened and closed. like it sounded exactly som1 had come in. but no1 had

elvisfan123 on February 23, 2009, 8:42:40 AM

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elvisfan123lets talk on ur page

elvisfan123 on February 23, 2009, 8:40:52 AM

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(oo)
(uu)

elvisfan123 on February 23, 2009, 8:40:11 AM

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elvisfan123() ()
(..)
'(uu)

redtail on February 23, 2009, 8:40:00 AM

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redtailhi.

redtail on February 23, 2009, 8:39:42 AM

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redtailDon't Worry Penguins;;
I C A N T F L Y E I T H E R

redtail on February 22, 2009, 9:49:02 AM

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redtailI most sertanly did not
Slap you! I simply
Highfived your face!

redtail on February 22, 2009, 9:34:31 AM

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redtailhmmm. .
NORMAL?
[whats that...]
o yeah
its something i tried
|once|
and didnt understand it

elvisfan123 on February 21, 2009, 12:37:54 PM

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elvisfan123*sigh* THE COMPUTER HATES ME!!!!!!!!!

elvisfan123 on February 21, 2009, 12:37:27 PM

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elvisfan123 on February 21, 2009, 12:36:11 PM

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elvisfan123*sigh* it's just not working

elvisfan123 on February 21, 2009, 12:35:43 PM

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elvisfan123 on February 21, 2009, 12:24:21 PM

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elvisfan123cool it worked

elvisfan123 on February 21, 2009, 12:24:05 PM

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elvisfan123

elvisfan123 on February 21, 2009, 12:20:18 PM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123*sigh* it got messed up

elvisfan123 on February 21, 2009, 12:19:54 PM

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redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:33:55 AM

redtail on
redtailSHUT UP
VOICES
or i'll poke you with a Q-tip again

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:33:22 AM

redtail on
redtail10 things to say for excuses when you are late to class
1. say that you saw a butterfly and had to stop and pet it

2. say you got hit by a truck and just got auto surgery ( if they wanna see anything say it waz an instant perfect repair)

3. say you saw a cat on top of a 20 story building and the elevator was broken so you had to climb the stairs to save it

4. say your moms car had a flat and you had to hitch hike and the ppl that were driving were sing showtunes the whole way and the keep hitting all the lights and got pulled over by the cops twice

5. say a meteor was hurdling right towards your house last night and you had to flee the state and come back in the morning and it took you 3 hours to get ready

6. say you were running to school & you didnt notice you shoelace was untied so you fell every half a second

7.say your dog was supposed to fly you to school but had to many burritos last night and got totally sick so your cat had to FLY you and she only flys 3mph

8. say last nite ur dad chocked on a meatball and now he is in the hospital and you had to say goodmorning to him and help him get ready for work

9.say the mayor asked you to help him to prepare for the national cranberry parade

10.say you really had to go to the bathroom and you dont have bathrooms in your house so you had to visit your uncle in the bahamas

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:32:32 AM

redtail on
redtailso stick that
in your
juice box &&
SUCK IT!

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:31:17 AM

redtail on
redtailSo there i was,
Spiting on my goldfish,
trying to keep it alive

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:29:41 AM

redtail on
redtailbanks leave all their doors open,
yet chain their pens to the counter

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:29:14 AM

redtail on
redtailBe A ReBeL
step on the cracks in the sidewalk

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:29:00 AM

redtail on
redtailGUY: Did you like the football game?
BLONDE GIRL: Oh it was great, I loves watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand.
GUY: What is it?
BLONDE GIRL: Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:27:45 AM

redtail on
redtail--> I'llsneezeonyou.

...I swear to god, ill do it xD

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:27:34 AM

redtail on
redtailm♥u♥f♥f♥i♥n♥s
are just ugly cupcakes
but we love them anyways♥

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:25:34 AM

redtail on
redtailThe policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.

The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car.

Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.

Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot.

Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away.

Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing.

The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed.

When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "How can this be?"

To which the man replied, "Because tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:23:11 AM

redtail on
redtailRawr.
Fear Me
[[ LOTS ]]

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:19:36 AM

redtail on
redtail&+ you,
my dear,
are the reason that
god gave us
middle fingers.

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:19:20 AM

redtail on
redtailA friend....
Will put on a Band-Aid for you

But a best friend....
will be screaming at a Band-Aid saying
Make her feel better!

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:18:54 AM

redtail on
redtailYou laugh because I'm different
I l a u g h because I just farted

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:18:29 AM

redtail on
redtailPress Alt + F4

[[it's AWES0ME]]

redtail on February 21, 2009, 3:16:26 AM

redtail on
redtailChuck Norris:
'Can make onions cry
'Knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
'Can un-pop a balloon
'Counted to infinity. twice.
'Can pass an eye exam with his eyes closed
'The boogie man checks under his bed for him
'Knows the muffin man
'Can lick his elbows
'Can sneeze with his eyes open
'Is unsearchle on google "I'm Feeling Lucky"
'Can slam a revolving door
'Doesn't have to stop at stop signs
'Can beat Micheal Phelps without getting wet
'God said "let there be light" Chuck Norris replied "say please"
'Is the cure for the common cold
'Knows where Waldo is
'Can eat just one Pringle
'Can make a word rhyme with orange
'Scares Ozzy Osbourne
'Can belive its not butter
'Knows the man in the moon
'His tears can cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't cry
'Can ride his bike with no handlebars...no handlebars....no handlebars
'Can eat soup with a fork
'Can carry a purse, but yet get manlier
'If a tree fell in the forest, he would hear it
'He knows that the chicken came before the egg
'Uses pepper spray to add flavor to his steaks
'Uses hot sauce for eye drops
'Has the devil's soul
'Eats a knuckle sandwich for lunch

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:54:59 AM

redtail on
redtail&+ I Dream of the day
the chicken can cross the road without being
->questioned<-

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:54:13 AM

redtail on
redtailGoogle won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you
Try a different person

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:52:08 AM

redtail on
redtaili'm not random
i just have many thoughts

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:45:57 AM

redtail on
redtailWhat
do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him he's never gonna come.

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:45:14 AM

redtail on
redtailHard Work
never killed anybody
but why take chances?

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:42:06 AM

redtail on
redtailR etards
A ttempting
P oetry

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:41:48 AM

redtail on
redtailFun Things to Do at the Supermarket
*Run through the aisles screaming "the british are coming! the british are coming!"
*Stand at the clothing section and when someone picks something up reply "Oh no, that color does not go well with your hair honey, try this one"
*Ride a display bicycle through the store
*Take along a fishing rod and see what you can catch from the aisles
*Go up to a display and pick up something someone else has already picked up and go "*Gasp!* You cloned it!!"
*Walk up to complete stranger and go "Oh my gosh I haven't seen you in soooo long!"
*Open up a loaf of bread and make yourself a sandwich. Take it up to the cashier and ask how much they charge for it. Tell them you added extra mayo.
*Try to purchase one grape
*Pay In Pennies
*Bring your own items without barcodes and when the cashier can't can them, ask him to bring you another cashier who isn't stupid.
*Go to the Service Desk and ask them to put a bag of M&ms on hold.
*change accents every couple minutes

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:41:28 AM

redtail on
redtailIf you're going to
Judge someone
you should first walk a mile
in their shoes.
That way, when you judge them,
you're a mile away,
And you have their shoes.

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:38:34 AM

redtail on
redtailWhen i play
[rock][paper][scissors]
I always choose rock.
Because when someone claims
that they have beaten me with
their paper, i use my rock to
punch them in the face and say
"Oh, sorry. I thought your
paper would protect you."

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:37:32 AM

redtail on
redtailTeacher: If you had $1.00 and you asked your Dad for $3.50 How much money would you have?
Student: $1!
Teacher: you obviously can't add.
Student: you obviously don't know my dad.

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:35:34 AM

redtail on
redtailif miley fell down the stairs everyone would say

"h
__o
____edown!!!!!"

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:33:55 AM

redtail on
redtailFriendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:20:29 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://icanhascheezburger.com/

rockon295 on February 21, 2009, 2:19:35 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295HALLOWEENS A LONG WAY OF THO

rockon295 on February 21, 2009, 2:16:59 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295BBC IS THA ONLY PLACE TO WATCH AND THEY STILL NEVER SHOW IT

rockon295 on February 21, 2009, 2:16:31 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295LUCKY I WANT IT

rockon295 on February 21, 2009, 2:13:09 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295what is ur name

SIR GALLAHAD

what is ur quest

TO SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL

what is ur favorite color!

BLUE

all right go on

*next*

what is ur name

SIR LEO

what is ur quest

TO SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL

what is the capital of syberia!

WELL I DONT KNOW THAT!

*PLUNGED INTO THE PIT OF DESPAIR*

what is ur name

KING AUTHER

what is ur quest

TO SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL

what is the air velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut

ENGLISH SWALLOW OR AFRICAN SWALLOW

i dont know that

*PLUNGED INTO THE PIT OF DESPAIR*


THIS MOVIE ROCKS IF U WASTED UR TIME READING THE DIALOUGE EITHER PUT THIS ON UR PROFILE OR WATCH THE MOVIE

elvisfan123 on February 21, 2009, 2:05:42 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123who's watchin tell me who's watchin

redtail on February 21, 2009, 2:05:11 AM

redtail on
redtailalways feel like somebodys watchin me!

rockon295 on February 21, 2009, 2:03:29 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295I LOVE MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

rockon295 on February 21, 2009, 2:01:42 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295T..H..A..Y.. G..O..T.. M.....E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

rockon295 on February 21, 2009, 2:00:28 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295WHATS UR FAV ELVIS SONG I LIKE LONG TALL SALLY

rockon295 on February 21, 2009, 1:58:53 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295DIE U LIL PERIOD *BANG* * . . . . . . ... ...
GOT THA FRONT ONE

rockon295 on February 21, 2009, 1:53:18 AM

rockon295 on
rockon295NO NO HERE THAY COME AAAAAAAAAAHHH .... .. . . .. . .. . ..
HOLY NO AHH THE PERIODS!! .... . .. . . .. . . .. .

moonstar12345 on February 21, 2009, 1:41:44 AM

moonstar12345 on
moonstar12345yes i did

moonstar12345 on February 21, 2009, 12:52:48 AM

moonstar12345 on
moonstar12345ello

elvisfan123 on February 20, 2009, 10:35:53 PM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123OH YEAH!!!!!!!!

rockon295 on February 20, 2009, 10:09:20 PM

rockon295 on
rockon295woot GO ELVIS KING OF ROCK N ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!

elvisfan123 on February 20, 2009, 9:59:54 PM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkf95onRgcc

redtail on February 20, 2009, 8:38:45 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://search.barnesandnoble.com/Maximum-Ride/James-Patterson/e/9780316002899

redtail on February 20, 2009, 7:48:53 AM

redtail on
redtail1 submission found in the approval queue.
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redtail on February 20, 2009, 7:36:53 AM

redtail on
redtailBlocking oneself is not permitted (failed sanity test).

elvisfan123 on February 19, 2009, 8:10:35 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123lol george w. bush and florida state football coach. XD

redtail on February 19, 2009, 7:52:29 AM

redtail on
redtailA few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:

1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
8. Send random drawings. For example:
() ()
(oo)
(uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
9. Keep changing your font color.
10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
18. Start bursting out in song.
19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
21. Ignore them for awhile.
22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.

redtail on February 19, 2009, 7:43:55 AM

redtail on
redtail"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)

"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

"I think war is a dangerous place."
- George W. Bush

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
— Britney Spears

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

redtail on February 17, 2009, 5:41:03 AM

redtail on
redtailFunny Things To Say While Ordering A Takeout Pizza
**Ask what the order taker is wearing.

**Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

**Answer their questions with questions.

**Ask to see a menu.

**Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

**Change your accent every three seconds.

**Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"

**Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up

**If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

**If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

**Imitate the order taker's voice.

**Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

**Order using lines from different movies (Luke, I am your "customer"-Darth Vader)

**Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

**Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!

**Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

**Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

**Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

**If they ask you if you want a drink, sigh and say "im sorry but i do not wish to become an alcohalic"

**Do not name the toppings you want. Spell them out instead

redtail on February 15, 2009, 2:23:32 AM

redtail on
redtailIs there another word for synonym?

If convinent stores are open 24 hours a day 365 days a year how come they have locks on the doors?

Why is it when you transfer something by car its called shipment but when you transfer something by ship its called cargo?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?

Why are softballs so hard?

I will leave you to ponder.

redtail on February 15, 2009, 1:28:17 AM

redtail on
redtaili got a haircut just a trim and the lady cut off like 2in and i was like do u know how long it tooke to grow that? then we went to publix and i saw briana f.

elvisfan123 on February 14, 2009, 9:11:24 PM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123HI

redtail on February 14, 2009, 9:08:55 PM

redtail on
redtailhi

elvisfan123 on February 14, 2009, 10:12:18 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123flick me
ILL PUNCH U IN DA FACE

redtail on February 14, 2009, 9:19:16 AM

redtail on
redtailJudge Me,
I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG.
Tell Me What To Do,
I'LL TELL YOU OFF.
Say I'm Not Worth It,
WATCH WHERE I END UP.
Screw Me Over,
I'LL MAKE SURE I GET REVENGE.
Call Me Crazy,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

redtail on February 14, 2009, 9:14:27 AM

redtail on
redtailRules for Dating
My Daughter...
Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off your hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are idiots. Still, I want to be fair. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants 10 sizes to big, and I will not object. However, to ensure that your pants do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place at your waist.
Rule Two: I'm sure that you have been told that in today's world sex without a barrier can be deadly. Let me elaborate: When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you.
Rule Three: I have no doubt the you are a popular fellow, with many oppurtunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my daughter, you will continue to date no one but her until she is through with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Four: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not fidget and complain. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup -- a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there why don't you do something useful, like change the oil in my car?
Rule Five: The following places are not approporiate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are sofas, beds or anything softer than a wooden stool or folding chair; places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight; places where there is darkness; places where the ambient temperature would induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts or anything other than overalls, a sweater and a goose down parka, zipped up to her chin. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule 6: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been, but on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule 7: Be careful, be very careful. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When the flashbacks start, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean my guns as I sit at home waiting for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway, you should exit your car, with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safetly and early, then return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. The camoflauged face in the window is mine.

elvisfan123 on February 14, 2009, 8:18:01 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123at nite

redtail on February 12, 2009, 7:18:38 AM

redtail on
redtailAUTOMATIC DOORS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A JEDI.

redtail on February 12, 2009, 7:12:35 AM

redtail on
redtail<font face="Wingdings"> <span style="font-family: Webdings">! </span></font></span><span style="font-family: Webdings"><span style="font-family: Arial">spiders

redtail on February 12, 2009, 7:05:33 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnR3Rln5qzc

redtail on February 11, 2009, 8:10:05 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnR3Rln5qzc

redtail on February 11, 2009, 7:03:15 AM

redtail on
redtailheres mine:
boo
mirror
halloween
booegyman
texas chainsaw massacre
white noise

elvisfan123 on February 11, 2009, 7:00:26 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123get atleast 1 funny movie. i gotta go

redtail on February 11, 2009, 7:00:52 AM

redtail on
redtailfine

redtail on February 11, 2009, 6:59:34 AM

redtail on
redtailwrite a list of movies you wanna see

elvisfan123 on February 11, 2009, 6:55:20 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123How could a children's movie sneak onto this list, you ask? What about the Oompa Loompas? What about all the whimsical sets and family-friendly ending? Apparently you haven't seen this film in a while. The scene on the freaky ferry boat is ridiculously scary — especially if you are a kid. We still can't eat chocolate without crying hysterically.

redtail on February 11, 2009, 6:57:41 AM

redtail on
redtailXD

elvisfan123 on February 11, 2009, 6:51:46 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123uh i guess im not a scary movie person

redtail on February 11, 2009, 6:49:46 AM

redtail on
redtailIn New York, the former NYPD detective Ben Carson is hired to work as night watch of the remains of the Mayflower Department Store that was partially destroyed by fire many years ago. Ben became alcoholic and was retired from the police force after killing a man in a shooting. His marriage was also destroyed and now he is living in the apartment of his younger sister Angie. However he has not been drinking for three months and sees the employment as a chance to rebuild his life. When he goes to the rounds in his first night, he finds that the mirrors are impeccably clean and his colleague explains that the former night watch was obsessed by the mirrors. After a couple of nights, Ben sees weird images in the mirrors, but due to the lack of credibility of his past, his ex-wife Amy believes he has hallucinations as a side effect of his medication. When Angie is found brutally murdered in her bathtub, Ben discovers that there is an evil force in the mirror that is chasing him and jeopardizing his family.



sound cool?

elvisfan123 on February 11, 2009, 6:49:16 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123willy wonka!!!!!!XD hahahahaha

redtail on February 11, 2009, 6:46:35 AM

redtail on
redtailbut i havent seen it

redtail on February 11, 2009, 6:41:35 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.boston.com/ae/movies/gallery/top_50_scary_movies/

moonstar12345 on February 8, 2009, 7:59:32 AM

moonstar12345 on
moonstar12345yay!!!!!!! thanks!!!!

moonstar12345 on February 8, 2009, 7:49:48 AM

moonstar12345 on
moonstar12345huh?

redtail on February 8, 2009, 7:01:19 AM

redtail on
redtail• Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
• After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
• If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
• If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
• Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
• Flick pieces of paper around the class.
• When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
• Don’t do your Homework.
• When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
• When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
• During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” XD
• When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
• 5 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
• Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
• Hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you! That's payback for that F!” >D
• Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
• When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds and the bottom.
• When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
• Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
• Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
• Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
• When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, yaoi, butsecks, manwhore, jashin, pepto bismol, etc.) and mess everyone up.
• Walk into class dancing the Macarena XD
• Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
• During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
• When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
• When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

redtail on February 8, 2009, 1:37:08 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.oldstuffonly.com/images/kwangorum.jpg

redtail on February 7, 2009, 9:53:17 PM

redtail on
redtail&+
if you see me
smiling after
something goes
wrong, watch out;
the smile means
that i have figured
out who i'm
blaming it on.

redtail on February 7, 2009, 8:07:10 AM

redtail on
redtailDon't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall
Sorry Miley i wouldn't like to be the fly looking at your ugly face[b/]
A creepy little, sneaky little fly on the wall
So your comparing flies to you now? You got the creepy part right.
All my precious secrets, yeah
What secret? Are you Hannah Montana? POOH! BAD VOICE!
You'd know them all
Does anybody really want to know??
Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall
I ALREADY TOLD YOU! NO WAY I WOULD NEVER WANT TOO!
You'd love to know, the things I do
All your schedule says is cheat on my boyfriend and write lame songs.
When I'm with my friends, and not with you
OMG YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!
You always second guess, wonder if
Wonder if what?! Cat got your tongue? you may sound good for once
There's other guys I'm flirting with
So your cheating on your bf? Which is illegal cause he's an adult!
You should know by now
You do know he's using you right? hahaha

redtail on February 7, 2009, 1:45:32 AM

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128 days!!!!!!!!!!!!

elvisfan123 on February 5, 2009, 5:58:21 AM

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elvisfan123can u read this

redtail on February 5, 2009, 6:11:42 AM

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redtailyes i can

elvisfan123 on February 5, 2009, 5:57:15 AM

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elvisfan123hi check ur page

redtail on February 5, 2009, 5:54:51 AM

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redtailhi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elvisfan123 on February 5, 2009, 5:47:16 AM

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elvisfan123well if you didnt want me to read it why did you put it on my page

redtail on February 1, 2009, 9:51:11 AM

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redtailhttp://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=217086 3:00min

redtail on January 29, 2009, 8:16:09 AM

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redtaili was mugged... by raccoons... they took it...

redtail on January 29, 2009, 8:15:55 AM

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redtail(arrives coated in blue and yellow sugary goop)
An evil army of Marshmallow Peeps and Marshmallow Peep Bunnies beat me up and stole it from me.

redtail on January 29, 2009, 8:15:04 AM

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redtailI am going to be straight forward with ya... -point at some random classmate-HE TOOK IT!

redtail on January 29, 2009, 8:14:33 AM

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redtailmy homework ate my dog and now its sitting in my room thinking about what it has done!

redtail on January 29, 2009, 8:13:24 AM

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redtailZ last night as i lay in my bed looking up at the stars. Z
i thought to my self
where the hell is my ceiling

redtail on January 29, 2009, 6:30:14 AM

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redtail30 Ways to Annoy Your Teacher
warning: may cause detention, suspension, or anything else ending in -ion

• Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
• After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
• If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
• If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
• Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
• Flick pieces of paper around the class.
• When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
• Don’t do your Homework.
• When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
• When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
• During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” XD
• When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
• 5 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
• Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
• Hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you! That's payback for that F!” >D
• Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
• When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds and the bottom.
• When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
• Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
• Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
• Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
• When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, yaoi, butsecks, manwhore, jashin, pepto bismol, etc.) and mess everyone up.
• Walk into class dancing the Macarena XD
• Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
• During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
• When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
• When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

elvisfan123 on January 28, 2009, 5:55:33 AM

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elvisfan123o......m.......g i think my dad just won tickets to the fair

redtail on January 28, 2009, 5:39:24 AM

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redtailI went to a party Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you were always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road
the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,
the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom. I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is he drank and I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

elvisfan123 on January 27, 2009, 9:19:51 PM

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elvisfan123chocolate

elvisfan123 on January 27, 2009, 9:18:15 PM

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elvisfan123jump dog jump

redtail on January 25, 2009, 7:23:16 AM

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redtail9 Things I Hate About Everyone



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T..V. remote because they refuse to walk to the TV. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".. Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumby?

redtail on January 25, 2009, 7:12:32 AM

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redtail<div style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style=""><span style="font-size: x-large"><span style="font-family: Impact">9</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="font-size: x-large"><span style="font-family: Impact">0</span></span></span><span style="color: #ff9900"><span style="font-size: x-large"><span style="font-family: Impact">%</span></span></span><span style="font-size: x-large"><span style="font-family: Impact"> <span style="color: #ffff00">o</span><span style="color: #00ff00">f</span> <span style="color: #99cc00">a</span><span style="color: #00ffff">m</span><span style="color: #33cccc">e</span><span style="color: #00ccff">r</span><span style="color: #3366ff">i</span><span style="color: #008080">c</span><span style="color: #0000ff">a</span><span style="color: #993366">n <span style="color: #800080">t</span></span><span style="color: #666699">e</span><span style="color: #ff99cc">e</span><span style="color: #ff00ff">n</span><span style="color: #c0c0c0">s</span><span style="color: #999999">.</span></span><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: Impact">.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia">would have an emotional meltdown if miley cyrus was at the edge of a 6 story building.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Century Gothic"><span style="color: #ff9900">rate high if you would be that 10% yelling " JUMP dog JUMP! "</span></span><br />
</div>
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<span style="font-size: xx-small"><span style="font-family: Arial">haha not mine got it in a text, rate.</span></span>

redtail on January 24, 2009, 7:09:50 AM

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redtailhi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

biteme2468 on January 24, 2009, 7:04:59 AM

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biteme2468ok den dats real weird u know dat rite but i will admit it is funnies but wats wit da bleach??

biteme2468 on January 24, 2009, 6:58:48 AM

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biteme2468watz wit ur avatar?

biteme2468 on January 24, 2009, 6:54:27 AM

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biteme2468ur weird!

redtail on January 24, 2009, 3:29:31 AM

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redtail on January 24, 2009, 2:31:24 AM

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redtailRoses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
But what the hell did he do to you?

redtail on January 24, 2009, 1:47:21 AM

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redtailI went to a party Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you were always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road
the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,
the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom. I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is he drank and I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

redtail on January 23, 2009, 11:52:21 PM

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redtaili wrote all about kwango day on this other site and they rated it -10! theyre mean!

redtail on January 23, 2009, 11:38:33 PM

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redtailstop uhhhing all over my page XD

elvisfan123 on January 22, 2009, 9:12:08 PM

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elvisfan123i hate u

redtail on January 23, 2009, 6:27:30 AM

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redtailXD

redtail on January 22, 2009, 9:06:04 AM

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redtailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BmSORpEqE8

elvisfan123 on January 22, 2009, 7:00:19 AM

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elvisfan123what is it

redtail on January 22, 2009, 7:28:37 AM

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redtailhannah montana

redtail on January 22, 2009, 6:52:45 AM

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redtailomg i hav da worst song in my head

redtail on January 22, 2009, 6:52:14 AM

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redtailhi

redtail on January 22, 2009, 6:43:12 AM

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redtail on January 22, 2009, 6:33:37 AM

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redtailhi

redtail on January 22, 2009, 3:34:45 AM

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redtail on January 22, 2009, 3:32:01 AM

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redtail"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet. (oh well too late)

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron. (damn thats why my eyes always hurt after i put my curling iron in them)

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant. (but i dont want my eyes to smell bad)

"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow. (now how am i supposed to get anywhere)

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray. (why else would i buy it)

"Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box. (but i like cold pizza)

"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup. (so thats why they call them hot beverages?)

"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter." (no way!)

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife. (but thats my little brothers favorite thing to play with)

"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener. (i guess i gotta call in the professionals everytime someone takes a shoot)

"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers. (how come good breath cant make me skinnier?)

"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate. (isnt theft of anything a crime?)

"Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck. (cause every mailman drives with his eyes closed if he doesnt have this reminder)

"Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine. (yup i see 7 year olds driving all the time)

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station. (if im already dead how can you prosecute me?)

"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice. (they look so yummy though)

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts. (well what else would it contain)

"Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain. (so how do i get it to work then?)

"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack. (hmm but the plastics the best part!)

"Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone. (well how else am i supposed to see my phone in the dark?)

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch. (oops)

"No stopping or standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere. (so what else am i supposed to do)

"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos. (so now its ok for me to steal)

"Payment is due by the due date." -- On a credit card statement. (omg really?)

"Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge. (hmm that could be a bit of a problem)

"Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts. (well thanks for the advice)

"Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap. (and that is how?)

songpetal on January 21, 2009, 7:29:28 PM

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redtail on January 21, 2009, 9:21:11 AM

redtail on
redtailSome People Say;;
The Glass is Half Full
Others Say;;
It's Half Empty
I say;;
Who the hell drank my soda?!?

redtail on January 21, 2009, 9:07:28 AM

redtail on
redtailWHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP ORSOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME ISSUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDEHAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. IAM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKEFROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONEDARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTINGIT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILLU. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILLHAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MOREPAGES.

redtail on January 21, 2009, 8:49:24 AM

redtail on
redtailyou wanna read my poem? its 199 words long and i ryhmed orange

shadowpiplup on January 20, 2009, 5:51:31 AM

shadowpiplup on
shadowpipluphi there

redtail on January 19, 2009, 3:09:43 AM

redtail on
redtailGo to google
look up
Find Chuck Norris
and click im feeling lucky

redtail on January 19, 2009, 3:04:21 AM

redtail on
redtailI fear that one day, I will meet God
He will sneeze
And I will have no idea
What to say

redtail on January 19, 2009, 3:01:53 AM

redtail on
redtailI dare you...
to buy a bag of S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S
and throw them at random people saying
TASTE THE RAINBOW

i called your boyfriend gay and,
he hit me with his purse

Dont follow [.M.Y.] footprints......

I walk into [Walls].

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia-
Fear of long words

I like gummy bears,
because they dont fight back when ....
you bite there heads off

redtail on January 19, 2009, 3:00:11 AM

redtail on
redtailI like gummy bears,
because they dont fight back when ....
you bite there heads off.

redtail on January 19, 2009, 2:58:41 AM

redtail on
redtailDont follow [.M.Y.] footprints......

I walk into [Walls].

redtail on January 19, 2009, 2:54:29 AM

redtail on
redtailHippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia-
Fear of long words

redtail on January 19, 2009, 2:32:23 AM

redtail on
redtailMy teacher asked me what is the difference between:
A Good Friend & A Best Friend.
I said:

A good friend would bail me out of jail;
But a best friend would be sitting there saying DUDE THAT WAS AWESOME!



she said "yes....but...we dont encourage jail"

redtail on January 18, 2009, 8:48:59 AM

redtail on
redtailon afv this kid is sitting there and the dad says john mccain is going to be prez and the kid starts cryin and says "no!!!!! i want obama!!!!!!!!!" and continues crying

redtail on January 18, 2009, 8:31:38 AM

redtail on
redtaili called your boyfriend gay and,
he hit me with his purse

redtail on January 18, 2009, 8:28:11 AM

redtail on
redtailI dare you...
to buy a bag of S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S
and throw them at random people saying
TASTE THE RAINBOW

redtail on January 18, 2009, 8:07:21 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IKcMl_a9A

redtail on January 16, 2009, 11:56:54 PM

redtail on
redtailMy friends are the type of girls that,
Go right to the snack cabinet for food,
Instead of asking.
But thats why were best friends.

llol

elvisfan123 on January 15, 2009, 9:22:49 PM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxVZi1-kUvM&NR=1


WATCH THIS!!!

redtail on January 15, 2009, 7:43:52 AM

redtail on
redtailwatch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I

redtail on January 13, 2009, 8:22:45 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

redtail on January 4, 2009, 9:48:03 AM

redtail on
redtail<a href="http://www.fodey.com/generators/animated/wizard.asp"><img src="http://r9.fodey.com/2035/4629fabc6453429ba0969d00d8c59558.0.gif" border=0 width="402" height="75" alt=""></a>

elvisfan123 on January 2, 2009, 11:03:46 PM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1DZPtRIMYM&feature=related


Lol must watch so funny

elvisfan123 on January 2, 2009, 10:30:16 PM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123

elvisfan123 on January 1, 2009, 2:39:05 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123<a href=http://www.neopets.com/~xXxKenny_McCormicxXx><img src=http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/seven_days/NapoleonIcon.gif></a>

redtail on January 1, 2009, 11:35:49 PM

redtail on
redtailXD vote for pedro

elvisfan123 on January 1, 2009, 2:34:42 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123<a href="http://petpages.neopets.com/~lord_x_fluffy"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/watersprite__/Meep/Icons/ththth238652-109804448817720.gif"></a>hi

elvisfan123 on January 1, 2009, 2:30:12 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123<a href="http://petpages.neopets.com/~lord_x_fluffy"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/watersprite__/Meep/Icons/thllama2.gif"></a>

redtail on January 1, 2009, 1:31:08 AM

redtail on
redtail<a href="http://petpages.neopets.com/~lord_x_fluffy"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/watersprite__/Meep/Icons/SporkPoke.gif"></a>

redtail on December 30, 2008, 5:56:58 AM

redtail on
redtailit woulda been a lot easier to just put that on the page

redtail on December 30, 2008, 5:56:21 AM

redtail on
redtailk.

elvisfan123 on December 30, 2008, 5:55:08 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123ond for the first one i want #3

elvisfan123 on December 30, 2008, 5:53:29 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123ok for the second one i want #5

elvisfan123 on December 30, 2008, 4:29:23 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123first one:#4
second one:#1
third one:#5
fourth one:the yellow one
fith one:#3
sixth one:the pink one
7th one:#1
8th one:#2
9th one:#2
10th one: the grey one with red eyes
11th one:the top right one
12th one:the grey one
13th one:the yellow one
14th one:little black one

redtail on December 30, 2008, 4:12:51 AM

redtail on
redtailwhich one of each of these do u want?/draw the one u already adopted

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-710752.html

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-710913.html

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-711492.html

only one left for this one

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-711540.html

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-711797.html

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-711798.html

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-711799.html

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-712575.html

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-712605.html

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-715090.html

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-715239.html

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-724833.html

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-726409.html

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-731259.html

redtail on December 30, 2008, 4:02:01 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

elvisfan123 on December 29, 2008, 1:57:09 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123lol did u take da test

elvisfan123 on December 29, 2008, 12:15:06 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123someone check out me new blog

redtail on December 29, 2008, 12:46:14 AM

redtail on
redtailso true

snowieXchan on December 29, 2008, 12:03:35 AM

snowieXchan on
snowieXchanxD
okay! :D

songpetal on December 28, 2008, 1:06:36 AM

songpetal on
songpetalOk, good

songpetal on December 28, 2008, 12:57:20 AM

songpetal on
songpetalHi...

icestorm on December 25, 2008, 5:21:10 AM

icestorm on
icestormNice cheez-it adoption! XD

elvisfan123 on December 23, 2008, 9:46:25 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123I mean no *cough cough*

redtail on December 24, 2008, 3:23:23 AM

redtail on
redtailXD *cough*

elvisfan123 on December 23, 2008, 9:37:26 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123yes

elvisfan123 on December 22, 2008, 10:13:34 PM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123LOL

elvisfan123 on December 5, 2008, 12:05:36 PM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123hello

RoseLovesReziel on November 23, 2008, 3:29:22 AM

RoseLovesReziel on
RoseLovesRezielHey!

redtail on November 21, 2008, 11:01:07 PM

redtail on
redtailhey um ur pics were rejected u have to put them in the right catogory it should tell u which one. when u click on pending itll say nothing pending unless u put somthing else in then click on the down arrow and then click rejected or itll say somthing like that

redtail on November 21, 2008, 6:11:35 AM

redtail on
redtailhello?

redtail on November 21, 2008, 6:04:59 AM

redtail on
redtailthe latest one cause thats the only one that u can adopt from

elvisfan123 on November 21, 2008, 6:04:32 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123meet me on the first adoption

redtail on November 21, 2008, 6:03:07 AM

redtail on
redtailsure which one tell me on the adoption page

elvisfan123 on November 21, 2008, 6:02:40 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123no but can i adopt some of ur animals????????!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!

redtail on November 21, 2008, 6:01:23 AM

redtail on
redtaildid u comment on bob and steve part two yet?

elvisfan123 on November 21, 2008, 6:01:21 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123i know that and BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP

redtail on November 21, 2008, 6:01:40 AM

redtail on
redtailBLLLLLPPPPPPP XP

redtail on November 21, 2008, 5:59:24 AM

redtail on
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this is from funart

elvisfan123 on November 21, 2008, 5:59:22 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123???????????????????????????????!?????????????????????????????????????!?????????????????????????????!??????????????

redtail on November 21, 2008, 6:00:03 AM

redtail on
redtailbe right back

redtail on November 21, 2008, 5:58:34 AM

redtail on
redtailbrb

elvisfan123 on November 21, 2008, 5:58:00 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123oh it will get worse

redtail on November 21, 2008, 5:57:00 AM

redtail on
redtailnot bad

elvisfan123 on November 21, 2008, 5:56:32 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan1233 days

redtail on November 21, 2008, 5:56:01 AM

redtail on
redtailXD so how long have ur pics been in the pending thingy mic-bober

elvisfan123 on November 21, 2008, 5:55:11 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123I never said it wouldnt i just said( in a british accent) your a loony

redtail on November 21, 2008, 5:53:40 AM

redtail on
redtailwell it hurts

elvisfan123 on November 21, 2008, 5:53:07 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123well!

redtail on November 21, 2008, 5:52:36 AM

redtail on
redtailidk maybe the fact that its swollen, blood red and extremley dry and has a burning sensation MIGHT have something to do with it

elvisfan123 on November 21, 2008, 5:49:54 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123why

redtail on November 21, 2008, 5:49:34 AM

redtail on
redtailowww my lips hurt

elvisfan123 on November 21, 2008, 5:48:17 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123HI!!!!!!!!!!!

redtail on November 21, 2008, 5:45:05 AM

redtail on
redtailhola

songpetal on November 20, 2008, 8:15:22 PM

songpetal on
songpetalXD Did you see my pictures yet? I hope there goog...

redtail on November 20, 2008, 9:53:38 AM

redtail on
redtailtheres a britishs 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bye

elvisfan123 on November 20, 2008, 9:52:31 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123I have 2 go bi

redtail on November 20, 2008, 9:52:20 AM

redtail on
redtailhave u shown ur mom the rejection hotline?

redtail on November 20, 2008, 9:51:52 AM

redtail on
redtailXD creepy weirdo stalker vibe!!!!!!

elvisfan123 on November 20, 2008, 9:51:19 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123what

redtail on November 20, 2008, 9:50:59 AM

redtail on
redtailur faces mom

elvisfan123 on November 20, 2008, 9:49:06 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123ur moms face

redtail on November 20, 2008, 9:48:22 AM

redtail on
redtailur face

elvisfan123 on November 20, 2008, 9:47:02 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123what???

redtail on November 20, 2008, 9:46:48 AM

redtail on
redtailMWHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

redtail on November 20, 2008, 9:46:33 AM

redtail on
redtailXD so... oh um if random pple come up to u and say stuff like hey! ur stealing redtails ocs!!!! say were besteds buddies and we came up with the idea together

elvisfan123 on November 20, 2008, 9:44:20 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123lol HAHAHAHAHAHA

elvisfan123 on November 20, 2008, 9:42:49 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123or a nasty combination of the 2

redtail on November 20, 2008, 9:43:56 AM

redtail on
redtailXD this sucks mayber u just gave off that creepy weirdo stalker vibe!

elvisfan123 on November 20, 2008, 9:41:26 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123i allready did it was funny

redtail on November 20, 2008, 9:41:50 AM

redtail on
redtailu did? isnt it sooooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnyyyyyyyyy

redtail on November 20, 2008, 9:40:55 AM

redtail on
redtailok ok call this # : 813-792-4079

elvisfan123 on November 20, 2008, 9:39:56 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123hey whats up!!!!!!

redtail on November 20, 2008, 9:39:27 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

songpetal on November 19, 2008, 10:51:26 PM

songpetal on
songpetalNo problem, Hi! again... XD

elvisfan123 on November 19, 2008, 8:33:17 PM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lumbeelove on November 19, 2008, 7:31:45 PM

lumbeelove on
lumbeeloveyay!

thingy on November 19, 2008, 10:05:09 AM

thingy on
thingyme to but thats how i type

thingy on November 19, 2008, 9:37:49 AM

thingy on
thingygoodmorning and welcome to FAC

songpetal on November 19, 2008, 7:11:28 AM

songpetal on
songpetalHey, paige! its Christie, I'll add you to my favorites list. Oh, and adorable new avatar. ^_^

redtail on November 19, 2008, 7:01:54 AM

redtail on
redtailfine log off

redtail on November 19, 2008, 6:59:49 AM

redtail on
redtailyo steve!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where r u???????

lumbeelove on November 19, 2008, 6:56:05 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeelovewanna be friends?

redtail on November 19, 2008, 6:56:01 AM

redtail on
redtailYEAH UR ON!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW ADD SOME PICS!!!!!!!

redtail on November 19, 2008, 6:55:02 AM

redtail on
redtailtold ja. obtw ill be on here at 5:30 on fridays and any other day i dont feel like going to flag football. i dont know if i still wanna go. i just knew this would happen. all the boys complain that we're on there team. its so unfair and they never pass it to us. *sigh*

shadowfan on November 19, 2008, 6:50:33 AM

shadowfan on
shadowfanwelcome

lumbeelove on November 19, 2008, 6:45:09 AM

lumbeelove on
lumbeelovewelcome to FAC!

elvisfan123 on November 18, 2008, 9:00:10 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123bye

elvisfan123 on November 18, 2008, 8:59:54 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123i can and u can leave if u want

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:59:47 AM

redtail on
redtailbye

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:59:02 AM

redtail on
redtailcan u not see my comments or somthin?

elvisfan123 on November 18, 2008, 8:58:50 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123u can go. see you tommorrow

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:59:35 AM

redtail on
redtailk. after school come on here

elvisfan123 on November 18, 2008, 8:58:23 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123r u responding??????

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:58:42 AM

redtail on
redtailc below

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:58:15 AM

redtail on
redtailhow long can u stay on the computer cause i have to take a shower

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:57:36 AM

redtail on
redtailoh and feathershadow is amy and shortbread/songpetal is christi. every1 else is random pple. and soon random pple will come and say stuff like welcome to fac and stuff like that so dont be alarmed about random pple

elvisfan123 on November 18, 2008, 8:57:07 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123hello

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:57:53 AM

redtail on
redtaili was typing somthin long.

elvisfan123 on November 18, 2008, 8:56:23 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123its funny

elvisfan123 on November 18, 2008, 8:55:54 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123all the rabbits r movin at the same time

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:56:12 AM

redtail on
redtail....what?

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:54:46 AM

redtail on
redtailhello?

elvisfan123 on November 18, 2008, 8:54:44 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123i did their cool

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:55:25 AM

redtail on
redtaildo u want a rabbit and how come it takes u so long to respond u need to learn to type faster

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:54:07 AM

redtail on
redtailgo to my page to look at all my prettiful pics

elvisfan123 on November 18, 2008, 8:53:24 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123i dont know

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:53:43 AM

redtail on
redtail.......

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:52:53 AM

redtail on
redtail.....why is ur comment deleted?

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:51:43 AM

redtail on
redtailhttp://www.fanart-central.net/pic-724833.html


want 1?

elvisfan123 on November 18, 2008, 8:52:59 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123want 1 what?

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:53:20 AM

redtail on
redtailclick on the link

elvisfan123 on November 18, 2008, 8:52:29 AM

elvisfan123 on
elvisfan123Hey i like pie

elvisfan123 on November 18, 2008, 8:51:40 AM

elvisfan123 on
Comment Deleted

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:52:26 AM

redtail on
redtailfine. oh btw u cant put pics up here only drawn pics and u cant steal any1s art. those r the basic rules

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:50:29 AM

redtail on
redtailsteve?

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:50:08 AM

redtail on
redtaildid u get it?

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:48:52 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:46:33 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:44:10 AM

redtail on
redtailhi

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:42:35 AM

redtail on
redtailhola

redtail on November 18, 2008, 8:40:11 AM

redtail on
redtailhi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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