Ok, So this is what my health teacher said . . .

"ok, everyone, touch your finger to your nose. Thats what your cervix feels like" about every boy except a few went eww and ripped their hand from their noses. -________________- A couple went on molesting their nose. Ok a couple of days later, my nose was itchy, so distracted by itchiness I yelled aggravated, MY GOD-DAMN CERVIX IS ITCHY!