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Blog Entry: quotes
Blog Entry: quotes
Earlier today, my sister told me that my cat and I were a perfect match because we are both lazy. I disagreed. Later, I was sitting on the floor near my cat, I tried to reach over and pet him but I couldn't reach. He obviously saw this and proceeded to dig his claws into the carpet and drag himself close enough to me so that I may pet him rather than standing up and walking over. I'm afraid my sister made a valid point. MLIA.
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, I learned that when your gas nozzle does not automatically stop by itself the way its supposed to, they will continue to charge your credit card as the gas overflows out of your tank until someone notices and yells "turn the gas off". FML
I shall call him squishy;
and he shall be my squishy.
Come on squishy,
come on little squishy.
OW! Bad squishy! Bad squishy!
Some People Come Into Our lives
and quickly go, others stay for a while
and leave footprints in out hearts. Each
footprint tells a story, a story that
We Will Cherish Forever
This Conversation
is between the
{{Taco and the burrito}}
NA CHO!!!!!!
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
The pages may crumble, the pictures
may fade, but we'll never forget
the friends that we've made
Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay...
- Stewie
it’s okay waldo;
i ' m t r y i n g t o f i n d m y s e l f , t o o .
It's hard to live alone
[ its hard to choose someone to love ]
but the hardest part of falling
[ is to admit that ]
you have fallen
[ in love with someone ]
you didn't mean
[ to love from the start ] ...
[♥][♥][♥][♥]
Consider the vice president, George Bush, a man so bedeviled by bladder problems that he managed, for the last eight years, to be in the men's room whenever an important illegal decision was made” Barbara Ehrenreich
if markers are toxic if inhaled
why do they make
scented markers?
( they're out to kill us )
(>'_')>#
I was going to give you this waffle...
#<('_'<)
...But then I was like...
(>'#'<)
...I'm hungry...
(>'_'<)
...So I ate it...
(>^_^<)
Hehe
People that don’t know me say
I never talk...
People who do,
wish that was true...
somebody didnt take thier happy pill(:
Are dinos really extinct?
Maybe they are just good hiders.
if it werent for sarcasm, lies,jokes, pranks,hate, manipulation
There could be trust
LOVE IS LIKE A BUTTERFLY
HOLD IT TO TIGHT AND IT'LL CRUSH
HOLD IT TOO LOOES AND
IT WILL FLY AWAY
Im Just Here
for the
Music<3
You never know how
.:STRONG:.
You are...
until being strong is the
(ONLY)
choice you have.
anatidaephobia
fear of somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
<( * ) <( * ) <( * )
( V ) ( V ) ( V )
the best thing about a picture
i s t h a t i t n e v e r c h a n g e s ; e v e n i f t h e p o e p l e i n i t d o
People are like WOW! those girls
are always together . thats cause
we're best friends♥
We weren't sisters by birth,
but we knew from the start...
Fate brought us together to be
sisters by hearta©
EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE DAYS?
when you just want to scream?
when everything seems to go wrong?
when everyone seems to be against you?
when you think that no one else cares?
when you are left alone?
when there is something wrong,
but if someone asked,
you just couldnt tell them.
because you dont know whats wrong.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.
& Yeah, There Are Plenty
of fish in the sea ; but i wanna find my
Nemo ; *
the best memories are the ones
you can't explain.
It's too late to talk to you but it's still too early to say
goodbye. I just want you to know that wherever you
are you're still on my mind. It's never easy to
understand why m e m o r i e s hold our hands but
people let go.
Music is my life - - - - - ,
Lyrics are the story <- - '
yeah;
we're tighter then a fat kid in skinny jeans
bestfriends:
it's not a label, its a promise
A best friend ;;
is someone who knows everything
about you. And still chooses to like you.
I never really understood how much it hurt.
How it feels to miss someone [ this much. ]
This bad.
a good friend
comforts you when you're heartbroken.
a best friend?
they'll come to your house at 3am with
a baseball bat and say, "don't worry.
it's all been taken care of."
don't look down on people,
unless you are
h e l p i n g t h e m u p .
& I know I'm not the only one
who goes to the refrigerator to see if there's something to eat,
finds nothing, then goes back 15 minutes later to see if there
something to eat.
Today I saw a scarecrow in a field;
[He did not sing, dance, or direct me to a wizard.]
MLIA*
Today,
I asked the lady at Burger King
for 3 things of barbecue sauce.
She said she could only give me 2.
I did not have it my way.
Method #5: Cut the onions under running water. This prevents the gas from traveling up into the eyes.
Result: An onion in the sink is a hard onion to cut. I think Confucius said that. My leaky Brita filter is spraying me in the face and I’m terrified I’m going to cut myself, but I’m certainly not crying
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, I learned that when your gas nozzle does not automatically stop by itself the way its supposed to, they will continue to charge your credit card as the gas overflows out of your tank until someone notices and yells "turn the gas off". FML
I shall call him squishy;
and he shall be my squishy.
Come on squishy,
come on little squishy.
OW! Bad squishy! Bad squishy!
Some People Come Into Our lives
and quickly go, others stay for a while
and leave footprints in out hearts. Each
footprint tells a story, a story that
We Will Cherish Forever
This Conversation
is between the
{{Taco and the burrito}}
NA CHO!!!!!!
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
The pages may crumble, the pictures
may fade, but we'll never forget
the friends that we've made
Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay...
- Stewie
it’s okay waldo;
i ' m t r y i n g t o f i n d m y s e l f , t o o .
It's hard to live alone
[ its hard to choose someone to love ]
but the hardest part of falling
[ is to admit that ]
you have fallen
[ in love with someone ]
you didn't mean
[ to love from the start ] ...
[♥][♥][♥][♥]
Consider the vice president, George Bush, a man so bedeviled by bladder problems that he managed, for the last eight years, to be in the men's room whenever an important illegal decision was made” Barbara Ehrenreich
if markers are toxic if inhaled
why do they make
scented markers?
( they're out to kill us )
(>'_')>#
I was going to give you this waffle...
#<('_'<)
...But then I was like...
(>'#'<)
...I'm hungry...
(>'_'<)
...So I ate it...
(>^_^<)
Hehe
People that don’t know me say
I never talk...
People who do,
wish that was true...
somebody didnt take thier happy pill(:
Are dinos really extinct?
Maybe they are just good hiders.
if it werent for sarcasm, lies,jokes, pranks,hate, manipulation
There could be trust
LOVE IS LIKE A BUTTERFLY
HOLD IT TO TIGHT AND IT'LL CRUSH
HOLD IT TOO LOOES AND
IT WILL FLY AWAY
Im Just Here
for the
Music<3
You never know how
.:STRONG:.
You are...
until being strong is the
(ONLY)
choice you have.
anatidaephobia
fear of somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
<( * ) <( * ) <( * )
( V ) ( V ) ( V )
the best thing about a picture
i s t h a t i t n e v e r c h a n g e s ; e v e n i f t h e p o e p l e i n i t d o
People are like WOW! those girls
are always together . thats cause
we're best friends♥
We weren't sisters by birth,
but we knew from the start...
Fate brought us together to be
sisters by hearta©
EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE DAYS?
when you just want to scream?
when everything seems to go wrong?
when everyone seems to be against you?
when you think that no one else cares?
when you are left alone?
when there is something wrong,
but if someone asked,
you just couldnt tell them.
because you dont know whats wrong.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.
& Yeah, There Are Plenty
of fish in the sea ; but i wanna find my
Nemo ; *
the best memories are the ones
you can't explain.
It's too late to talk to you but it's still too early to say
goodbye. I just want you to know that wherever you
are you're still on my mind. It's never easy to
understand why m e m o r i e s hold our hands but
people let go.
Music is my life - - - - - ,
Lyrics are the story <- - '
yeah;
we're tighter then a fat kid in skinny jeans
bestfriends:
it's not a label, its a promise
A best friend ;;
is someone who knows everything
about you. And still chooses to like you.
I never really understood how much it hurt.
How it feels to miss someone [ this much. ]
This bad.
a good friend
comforts you when you're heartbroken.
a best friend?
they'll come to your house at 3am with
a baseball bat and say, "don't worry.
it's all been taken care of."
don't look down on people,
unless you are
h e l p i n g t h e m u p .
& I know I'm not the only one
who goes to the refrigerator to see if there's something to eat,
finds nothing, then goes back 15 minutes later to see if there
something to eat.
Today I saw a scarecrow in a field;
[He did not sing, dance, or direct me to a wizard.]
MLIA*
Today,
I asked the lady at Burger King
for 3 things of barbecue sauce.
She said she could only give me 2.
I did not have it my way.
Method #5: Cut the onions under running water. This prevents the gas from traveling up into the eyes.
Result: An onion in the sink is a hard onion to cut. I think Confucius said that. My leaky Brita filter is spraying me in the face and I’m terrified I’m going to cut myself, but I’m certainly not crying