a few ways to bug people~

i read this book in my english class~they were called "uncle john's bathroom readers" i think~anyways, one of the stories was how to drive people nuts. here are some examples~

go to the airport in a full suit of armor and try to get through the metal detector.

during a traffic jam on a windy day, fill an inflate a buddy with helium and release it down the street. then run after it saying "get back here you tramp!!!"

call the addiction hotline and explain to them how you are hooked on phonics.

call the q-tips corp. and tell them that the fuzzy end of a q-tip got stuck in your right ear. after they say something shout "what? i cant hear you" into the phone.

that's all i remember for now. i might post more later if i remember any more