ORKS! WAAAAGH! (warning strong language)
Blog Entry: ORKS! WAAAAGH! (warning strong language)
Blog Entry: ORKS! WAAAAGH! (warning strong language)
Posted by: tailsdareaper
Posted: February 3, 2010, 8:01:00 AM
Eating: PIG
Drinking: PIG
Currently: SWEDENS PIG FARM
Listening To: PIG
Posted: February 3, 2010, 8:01:00 AM
Eating: PIG
Drinking: PIG
Currently: SWEDENS PIG FARM
Listening To: PIG
warhammer 40k
taken from another site
i play orks in the wh40k tabletop games XD
AHEM quote XD
Orks
Orks are the most barbaric race in the whole universe with a stupidity level that's over 9,000. They spend most of their time sucking each other off.
The Orks are the greenest niggers that don't know how to do anything except for fight. They are, as a rule comic relief degenerates who can't even speak correctly and are a waste of society's resources. Much like niggers they spend alot of their time pimping their rides and fighting eachother
Orks are the only army in the game to use proper guns. While Eldar use ninja-star guns and Imperial Guard use playstation-guncons, and Tau use energy weapons, Orks stick with American guns.However, they are all shoot-heads who don't know how to build shoot, so they have psychic powers that makes things work the way they want them to work. So yeah, they cheat. Despite this, they like nothing more (and are good for nothing more) than punching some noob in the face. Which only proves how retarded they are.
Orks also have a special term called a "WAAAAAGH" for their version of crusades, where the different clans gather under one warlord to pwn surrounding worlds. This was derived from the cries of your average 13 year old boy in reflection of the IQ rating of players dumb enough to drop $300 USD for stacks of plastic and green paint.
You may have noticed that Orks seem to talk sort of funny. This is because many denizens of the internetz are Orks, or have the IQ thereof at least, as demonstrated by their conversations.
ORK Conversation
* ORK 1 - HEY! GETZ OVAH DERES!
* ORK 2 - IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!!!
* ORK 1 - I SAIDZ GO UPZ DERE!
* ORK 2 - STOPZ BEFORE I CALLZ THE DAKKAZ ON YOUZ!!!
* ORK 1 - WAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
(Gunfire)
It should be noted that, unlike all the other races in Warhammer, the Orks don't take life seriously. They fight because they want to have fun. Truly, internetz dwellers and Orks are just brothers from different mothers. Similarly, there are no ork females. They produce via fungus spores. Srsly. They don't even masturbate Of course they fracking masturbate, everybody masturbates.
taken from another site
i play orks in the wh40k tabletop games XD
AHEM quote XD
Orks
Orks are the most barbaric race in the whole universe with a stupidity level that's over 9,000. They spend most of their time sucking each other off.
The Orks are the greenest niggers that don't know how to do anything except for fight. They are, as a rule comic relief degenerates who can't even speak correctly and are a waste of society's resources. Much like niggers they spend alot of their time pimping their rides and fighting eachother
Orks are the only army in the game to use proper guns. While Eldar use ninja-star guns and Imperial Guard use playstation-guncons, and Tau use energy weapons, Orks stick with American guns.However, they are all shoot-heads who don't know how to build shoot, so they have psychic powers that makes things work the way they want them to work. So yeah, they cheat. Despite this, they like nothing more (and are good for nothing more) than punching some noob in the face. Which only proves how retarded they are.
Orks also have a special term called a "WAAAAAGH" for their version of crusades, where the different clans gather under one warlord to pwn surrounding worlds. This was derived from the cries of your average 13 year old boy in reflection of the IQ rating of players dumb enough to drop $300 USD for stacks of plastic and green paint.
You may have noticed that Orks seem to talk sort of funny. This is because many denizens of the internetz are Orks, or have the IQ thereof at least, as demonstrated by their conversations.
ORK Conversation
* ORK 1 - HEY! GETZ OVAH DERES!
* ORK 2 - IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!!!
* ORK 1 - I SAIDZ GO UPZ DERE!
* ORK 2 - STOPZ BEFORE I CALLZ THE DAKKAZ ON YOUZ!!!
* ORK 1 - WAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
(Gunfire)
It should be noted that, unlike all the other races in Warhammer, the Orks don't take life seriously. They fight because they want to have fun. Truly, internetz dwellers and Orks are just brothers from different mothers. Similarly, there are no ork females. They produce via fungus spores. Srsly. They don't even masturbate Of course they fracking masturbate, everybody masturbates.