the_simon_cowell_of_art

*cracks up* WELL! i was going to say sumthing about u but everyone pretty much sumed it up... couldnt have said it any better, but still i want to speak up as well; show us sum art. lets see if not only if u can talk the talk but actually walk the walk... and whoopy for the fact that uve been drawing for a long time.... so have i... get over urself... its really funny how tough sumone can be when they r using their little computer to make an @$$ of themselves, very mature.

Hey, coward. You still aren't responding. Where is your bravado? Your snottiness? Oh, I know....they disappeared when I called you out. You ran back to your sewer, vermin girl? Most unfortunate.

Let me give you another motive for you to attack me.

So im pretty good and not afraid to admit it.

Really? I don't see any proof...do you???

No, you don't, because your so-called "masterpieces" or "proofs of your l33tness" never existed in the first place.

but unfortuantely i have no scanner so all i can do for now is it criticize all of the otherwise crappy art.

So, what you're saying is that you're jealous because everybody draws better than you? Well, no surprises there. Even a retarded 3-year old can draw better than you.

In conclusion, I anoint you the Empress of Self-Contradiction and Duchess of Hypocrisy. Be proud of your new titles, because those titles are all you'll ever get.

Have a nice day.

Dude, WTF is wrong with you? You flame tutorials saying they are G-A-Y? Grow up dog! Show me your friggin good @$$ pictures and then I'll see if you're as good as you claim to be, but for now do us all a favor and shut the frack up! If you need cash to buy a damned scanner, go suck a dick and charge for it, that way, you my idiotic friend, will be able to amaze us with your art. Oh yeah and just TRY to flame me with your G-A-Y insults dog.
 
One more thing... frack you!
 
Chewbacca13 

its aweful convienant that the dogy queen of artfandom doesn't have a scanner... aww that's okay if my art sucked I wouldn't wanna buy a scanner either... feel free to comment on my pictures any time ud like but don't forget until u put somethin up u've got nothin to show for ur "pretty good" work, dig?

ur so frikken rude. if i were u i would not flame peoples unless they can flame u about ur so called superior pics. u should jus leave every body alone

Oh yeah, almost forgot....


YOU'RE A FAG.

-Dragon_Buster

Not the sharpest knife in the block, are you? You think you're soooo cool, sitting up there and acting like "Snide-y" Simon Cowell, eh? My dear, dear, dumb friend, there is a very fine line between being a good critic and a total asshole. And personally, I think you crossed that line.

If you are going to tell a person that his work is horrid, tell him why so he can learn from his mistakes. You are most certainly NOT- I repeat, so your inferior intellect can understand- NOT Odin's gift to "mortal" artists like us. Art ain't something that you master overnight. It's a passion, a way of life, a burning desire! Flaming someone IS CERTAINLY NOT THE WAY TO MAKE A PERSON IMPROVE! And you wonder why 3/4th of your comments are hatemail? Pathetic doges like you don't deserve to be on this site. So if you don't have anything good to say, frack off and go suck a dick, fag. Or put up some of your shootty works that you are so high and mighty about, and we'll see how you take it. I mean, if you can dish it out, you can take it, right?

Call me a snoop, call me a hypocrite, call me what you want, but I'm doing this for my friend, KazexLisa. So if you're going to call me names, say it right to my face. Nobody has been able to tell me to frack off, because they're way too scared to try. So just try it. Hell, call some allies, have yourself a team, bop me one. I'll even stay still, so you can get a good shot. 'Coz after all, you guys can come up with something if you put your empty heads together, right? Right? Either way, just bring it, and we'll see how much suffering you (and your cronies) can take.

Have a nice day.
(gives you the finger)

-Dragon_Buster

Though I respect your meaness thing going on, but on this site its just too easy. It's like booing the tards at the special olympics.

oh and by the way i find your comment "gay" very offensive seeing as i can relate

you are actually really harsh when you comment!!! "do us all a fovour and stop drawing" is hardly constructive critisism. just because simon cowell is an arse and hurts peoples feelings doesn't mean you have to too. do US all a favour and get lost or put up some of your (probably crud) work you are so confident about and see how it feels when you have it slated. think before you say horrible stuff!

i also have to say that its wrong to say that an artist drew something bad or that the pic is gay because an artist puts true passion in there art. all that really matters in a pic is how much passion is in it.

your the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? because it seems that yor the least sharpest. you shouldn't have made your name the-simon-cowell-of-art because simon didn't tell people they were gay because they suked at singing.you should just find some pics that you like instead of commenting on peoples worss pics.

Ooh, you seem harsh. I was wondering, could you comment on something of mine, please? I'd love someone to be brutally honest for once. People often either ignore the piece or pretend to like it o.o
Thanks a bunch!

Oh yeah. You can't rightfully compare anybody's art with your own until it's up here so we can see how "pretty good" you are. And yes, you are down right rude and you're a b*&%$. If you want to be the Simon of art, go to someplace where people won't be so offended, they destroy all their works!

If you don't have a scanner, you should find another way to show us your "pretty good" art...And before you insult an artist, you should look at all their work!

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MAKE POVERTY HISTORY
Here is your chance to make a difference. What you do:
Draw your original character with your fav character or on their own, but draw them wearing the white bands for Make Poverty History on their wrists. In the space for the comments, put as many facts as you can about poverty.
This only takes about 30 mintues of your time to draw the picture. 5 minutes to upload it. By doing this, you are helping raise awareness and even save the lives of thousands of people. Think about it.
It only takes £1 to buy a band, and that pound will go so far and do so much.
Copy and paste this message onto as many people's profiles as you can.
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Wanna help?

Oh, Wow !

Please refrain from calling pictures gay, crappy etc... It's fine to be a critic, just try not to be rude. We'll be checking up on your comment activity once a week to make sure you are respecting our wishes.

I
Love
You.

But don't comment on my pictures that I have right now, cuz I submitted them last year and that was when I made quick pictures because I didn't have any on me to scan.
Comment sometime in August.

hmmm. . . .

Yeah, you were so mean when you commented How to draw cute eye's. o.o

MEANIE!

GO SUCK A BOOK D:

Look- it's ok to critisize a picture, but don't tell people that they "suck." You haven't posted any stories, or any pictures. I mean, even the real Simon Cowell says positive things!

Yo asshole! You can't just critisize everything you find! These people put time and effort and love into their pics just so people could see them! If you can't appreciate good are then frack OFF!

Serena Wheeler

"thanks i really needed this help.
yeah. help to be GAY."

ok well i guess that it did help you to be gay you godforsaken asshole! do you undrestand that the person put actual time and effort into her picture. so what if it's not to 'your standrads'? you need to recognize that some people haven't exactly been drawing forever! and critisizm is fine but it is supposed to be constructive! critisim in the art world is so that an artist can learn from their mistakes. they can't learn if you don't tell them what their mistake was and what they did right, and don't tell me that they didn't do anything right, asshole! and simon cowell at least tells the person WHY he didn't like it. and you wonder why half of your comments are hatemail? people like you don't deserve to have a place in the world.
i do expect that you apologize or i will make sure that you will continue to get flamed!
here is the artist and where you can find the picture. you disgust me!
By: Eclipse_Wolf
Rating: G
category:Tutorials

yeah, i read one of ur comments and i didnt think it was very nice. not everyone may be as good as you are, and you have to remember that when you go on a site like this. it helps me because peeps will tell mewhat i need to improve on. just wanted to let ya know, bibi

Please remember that there's a fine line between criticism and disrespectful behavior. I'm not going to tell you to "F*** off" or something because that's just plain rude. I just don't work that way.

This site isn't an offical "totally spectacular art" thing. It's just a place where artists around the world can just post their art, and see what other people say about it. At least, that's what I think it is.

Please, if you have nothing good to say, just don't say anything at all and leave the artist all mad over one comment.

I don't really think it matters about how long you've been drawing. Everyone has been drawing since they were little, didn't they? So it kind of annoys me when people boast about that. Art doesn't come from how long you did it. It comes from how hard you put your heart into it.

I'd also like to apoligize for the very rude comments people had given to you. No one deserves comments like that, no matter what you said to them. Some people just ranted to you on how upset they were, but then they had to pull out the cussing.

So, to decrease the amount of 'outraged comments' on your profile, why don't you try to find out the right way of criticism? Seems like Yuske_SprtDtctv is on the right track.

Hopefully the people on this site will someday act their age and wash their mouths with soap. I am really, really sad about how people react to comments that shouldn't, really, hurt that much.

There's a difference between tough critisism and just telling people their work is crap.

hey just becuase you dont have a scanner doesnt mean you cnt put pics up, you could take photos of them and put the photos up, if you have a digital camera or w/e , there are loads of ppl on here who do that, becuase i rele wanna see some of your work, because the only comments i have seen of yours a flames, so we'll judge whos good at art and whos pics are crap when we all get to see your work wont we !!!

You don't need a scanner! Use a digi cam like i did, all my pics turned out fine. Don't have a camera you say? Borrow one.

Hey there. I read you're biography and I think this is an interesting idea you have going on here. However, if you are going to refer to yourself as a "critic" you had better learn the rules of the game. So let me offer you a little critique and "show you how its done" as it were... Criticism is when you state the problem you see, backup your facts and explain how you can correct the problem. You do NOT say things such as "you're gay" afterwards. That is just flat out inappropriate and immature. If you ever want to be taken seriously as an art critic and make any difference in this community you will have to learn where to draw the line between constructive critism and senseless insults.

Your just plain rude, my thing wasn't a oh great art it was a quick doodle. You haven't even got any art of your own up so don't go crittising people.

I haven't seen any of your comments (since there's no way that <i>I</i> can track them or whatever)<br>I'm just here to let you know that we've gotten a report about you. Tough criticism is more than allowed (we like to see that, actually) and we support it. <P>Just keep in mind that it is all constructive criticism. You don't have to be "Simon" and tell people they "suck". Tell them what's wrong, etc in a dignified, civil manner.<P>Again, I haven't seen any of your comments, so I don't know how you word things. This is just a reminder.<P>Thank you!

hahah lol! nice name! i love simon, he is the best judge in american idol and also he doesnt lie...he is always straightforward and if u get a good comment from him it means that its really great. and u say that ur a good artist..GET A SCANNER!! i want to c ur pics. lol^^

Thanks for the comment...I was surprised that it was that good a picture to get one from you. How long have you really been drawing? Five or more years?

Oops, gonna double comment... anything in the first quarter/third of my gallery is at least 2 if not three years old. So I know it's crap. I leave it up because it makes it look like I've got a lot of stuff when only a small fraction of it is my highest quality. :p Thank you, though.

wow, thank you for the comment on my Kurt drawing. I based it off a picture I found on the internet (I think it was also on the cover of or in a magazine once). Quite an honor to receive such praise from the simon cowell of art! :)