Movie Quotes Game! (UPDATED)

RULES-
Each movie involved in this game has 2 quotes each... whoever can guess 5 quotes right wins something awesome and you'll have your name in the blog!
Example:
"Dave needs a little help from the love doctor!" - Alvin and the Chipmunks, as guessed correctly by waluigiguy22

UPDATE: There are now 16 more epic quotes, guess away! :D

1."Fate is a joke! And as I once read on the wall of a truckstop bathroom, 'The joke is in your hands'.... Oh my god, I just got that! Well, to be more accurate' the joke was in Rajneesh's hands."
2."What you're about to see is top secret.... do not tell my mother..." - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, as guessed correctly by RaeAshleyRodri
3."How do you spell FBI?" - Toy Story 2, as guessed correctly by CreamandPoppufan166
4."I say we start with dessert and go backwards. It's been a backwards kind of day!" - Ponyo, as guessed correctly by CreamandPoppufan166
5."If the boot fits..." - Toy Story 2, as guessed correctly by CreamandPoppufan166
6."Can I keep you?"
7."Let's roll!" - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, as guessed correctly by CreamandPoppufan166
8. "If there's one thing I will not tolerate, it's violence!" "Then why are you hitting me?" "Right, make that two things. Violence and stupid questions!"
9."Gimmie! My! MEAL!!!!!!!" - Casper, as guessed correctly by starhero3
10."There's water coming from your eyes..." - Ponyo, as guessed correctly by CreamandPoppufan166
11."A Long, long time ago, when big dots in sky where even more shiny and great circle real smooth - not Pockety like now. And whole world very different. But then, there were no threehorn, no longneck - not even sharptooth! No, only one type animal, which fill sky with mighty screech and big blubby sound. This most smart, most brave and handsome creature to ever rule world. The fliers!" "What! Hold it right there! That's not even *close* to the way it happens." - The Land Before Time VII: The Stone of Cold Fire, as guessed correctly by TouhouProjectFan22
12."You're holding my hand, Chuck... you sly dog" X3 - A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, as guessed correctly by Anime_Ellie
13."Darren, if your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?"
14."What's this? A piece of toast? A pretzel stick? Popcorn? What blockhead cooked all this?" - A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, as guessed correctly by Anime_Ellie
15."We're not going anywhere with you, melonhead!" - The Master of Disguise, as guessed correctly by starhero3
16."Ah, what can I tell ya? They just really like dessert." - Castle in the Sky, as guessed correctly by starhero3
17."First couple of sips, it's like 'Boy this is really good! I'm glad I did this!' Then you keep drinking, it goes right to your head, and you go 'Ow, Ow, Ooooow! What the hell was I thinking? Someone kill me please!'" "It eventually stops hurting. "Yeah, and then you're stupid enough to take another freakin' sip!" - Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself, as guessed correctly by RaeAshleyRodri
18."Only fools are fearless!" - An American Tail IV: The Mystery of the Night Monster, as guessed correctly by Anime_Ellie
19."You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here." - Rango, as guessed correctly by starhero3
20."Your ears are next... unless you get on your knees and obey me! " - Castle in the Sky, as guessed correctly by Anime_Ellie
21."Yes, dudes and dudettes! Major league butt kicking is back in town!" - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as guessed correctly by starhero3
22."Why does everything I whip leave me? - The Simpsons Movie, as guessed correctly by CreamandPoppufan166
23."Help! My hat's on fire!" - Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie, as guessed correctly by CreamandPoppufan166
24."And remember! Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall... no one really had a clue what he was doing up there in the first place..."
25."Because I am a rich man who wanted to give something back! Not the money, but something!" - The Simpsons Movie, as guessed correctly by CreamandPoppufan166
26."You know... I think she looks like a rat!" "Look Palsy, I am not a rat!"
27."I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some... frozen pizza." "Let's go for it!" "You said the magic word!" - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as guessed correctly by Anime_Ellie
28."I'll take care of that for you... There! all better!"
29."Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your sh*t and get out!" - Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself, as guessed correctly by RaeAshleyRodri
30."As you know, the Planet Freedom is made up of two separate dimensions. The outer dimension - the one you inhabit - is known as the Land of the Sky." "Tell us something we DON'T know." "Shut up! HEED ME!" - Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie, as guessed correctly by Anime_Ellie
WINNERS SO FAR- CreamandPoppufan166, Anime_Ellie, and starhero3! :D


GOOD LUCK
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