If You Can't Beat Jezzy, Join Jezzy. (PLZZ READD!)
Blog Entry: If You Can't Beat Jezzy, Join Jezzy. (PLZZ READD!)
Blog Entry: If You Can't Beat Jezzy, Join Jezzy. (PLZZ READD!)
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here: thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Better Ingredients, Better Jezzy.
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Spreads Straight from the Jezzy.
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Be Like Dad, Keep Jezzy.
4. How would you answer a booty call?
Just for the Taste of Jezzy.
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Jezzy Comes to Those Who Wait.
6. To someone you dislike?
Great Jezzy. Great Times.
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself? Give the Dog a Jezzy.
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Simple Impartial Jezzy.
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Jezzy Tested, Mother Approved.
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Jezzy.
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
We're Always Low Jezzy.
12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Do You, uh, Jezzy?
13. What are the best words to describe you?
Don't be an Amber Jezzy.
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Jezzy.
15. Your last words before you die...
You Deserve A Jezzy Today.
16. Your message to a special someone...
Jezzy. It's What's For Dinner.
17. Title of this post will be..
If You Can't Beat Jezzy, Join Jezzy.
Some of these are so messed up and pervertedd. xD Some justt make sense. :]
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Better Ingredients, Better Jezzy.
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Spreads Straight from the Jezzy.
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Be Like Dad, Keep Jezzy.
4. How would you answer a booty call?
Just for the Taste of Jezzy.
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Jezzy Comes to Those Who Wait.
6. To someone you dislike?
Great Jezzy. Great Times.
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself? Give the Dog a Jezzy.
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Simple Impartial Jezzy.
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Jezzy Tested, Mother Approved.
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Jezzy.
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
We're Always Low Jezzy.
12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Do You, uh, Jezzy?
13. What are the best words to describe you?
Don't be an Amber Jezzy.
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Jezzy.
15. Your last words before you die...
You Deserve A Jezzy Today.
16. Your message to a special someone...
Jezzy. It's What's For Dinner.
17. Title of this post will be..
If You Can't Beat Jezzy, Join Jezzy.
Some of these are so messed up and pervertedd. xD Some justt make sense. :]