me (DP style)

Why in the frack would you make this fracking retarded picture of yourself being a wannabe goth dog? Ohh look at me my name is Max. I like to cut myself, have sex, and watch a show that has an ugly @$$ guy who cares too much about his @$$ and popular doges asses.
I want to be an artist and have ugly @$$ drawing that will boo'd at by all except my biggest fan me. I dislike pink even though it looks like I used pink for a color or two. I unlike you as in some one who looks at my art. I am I bisexual at 14. I am in grade nine with my bastard @$$ in the damn sky. If some one you knew and hate saw this they could make your profile as: I'm Max. I'm Bi. I cut myself, have sex, like Danny Phantom, want to be an anime artist. I dislike Pink, you, and I'm in grade nine. Wow Gothic Slut you might have made one of the awesomely horrible drawing in history.

ok shut the frack up Touzoku-joou! I do these things because I like to do them, you can't judge me because you don't know me. You can't just say that I'm a poser just becauseof what you read or see on a picture that I draw. If you accually knew me, if you took the time to talk to me and listen to what I have to say, you'll understand why I am the way I am. I don't judge you by what I see or hear so you have no fracking reason to judge me!

You go to hot topic (let alone force your friends to go there) and you call yourself a 'goth'?

OMG I love this.

You caputured perfectly every reason why teens these days are pathetic! The cutting, the whoring, the anger, everything!

This is soOoOoOoOo funny!

I just love when teens think they have problems, and then cut themselves so that their "Goth" (Most people do not even know anything about the origins of the word lol) friends will think that they are "hard core".

This is one of the funniest pieces of satire on the net.

I commend you. ;)

U PEOPLE R SUCH DUDS!I LUV CUTTING!TIS AWSOME AND I FEEL SO HAPPY WHEN I DO IT!DE PAIN IS SO GOOD!SO SHUT UP AND START LOVING PICS LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go gothic_slut u tell Missdeblau dont be a hater(to Missdeblau)no flames ok its her art!not urs.oh yeah love the pic and saying i have to use "shut up fracker"allt he time!gagain great pic!props!its a littel late but yeah i just joined

Wholy frack! I want your shirt! Maybe i should just go goth... Nah...
That is one awsome pic! *faves*

HA HA HA THATS AWSOME!!

nicely done! I want ur shirt...its awesome. You like cutting? WOO! I enjoy it enough to continue...really doesnt bug me all that much. Jeez Im annoying...anyways awesome job.
-gets run over-..AHH!! MY SQUEEDLY SPOOCH!!!!