THE EVIL DUCKY!!!

LEMME EXPLAIN!! Kay, I went hyper at skool once! I MEAn , run-round-the-playground-screaming-at-evryone-even-boyz hyper! ah...gewd times...*daydreams* *gets shot* CHICKEN SALAD SANDWHICH!...I mean, er...O_O...

He sorta one day waddled up and sucked half my brain out from my ear...I still ave the scar to prove it! *shows scar* *audience gasp, laff, puke and stuff*

er, well...ENJOY!!!!!!

NO FLAMES!!!!!

i put mild violence fur the plain fact that it is devouring my brain slowly and painfully...