How to draw when you can't draw: Special Edition

Well, here ya go. Requested by a good friend of mine, all you ever wanted to know about making slipshod (thank you, Legendaryfrog) comics on the computer. The idea actually came to me while thinking about Pienemien’s comic, “Pienemien’s Ray", which you should go check out right now. Heaven help me, she's one trillion times better than I could ever dream of being.<br />
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Time wasted: 0.0003805% of my life (Or three hours, whichever one comes first)<br />
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Picture credits go to the following sites: <br />
http://www.bridgernet.com/~thefamilycenter/lightbulb.gif (Lightbulb)<br />
http://www.pikecountypa.com/ (Kitty)<br />
http://www.fdu.edu/images/ (Earth)<br />
http://www.it.wce.wwu.edu/344/ manual/glossary/ (Computer)<br />
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~ewinter/arch222/assign02/pepsi.gif (Pepsi)<br />
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If your FAC name is ILUVKITTIES, Good-Artist99 or mAnWaLkSiNtObArSuX, I'm sorry. I just needed some *cough* generic names to work with. Forgive me, please? *Does cute cat face from Shrek 2*<br />
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Yeah. If you love it, comment. If you hate it, comment. If you are just looking at it and really don't feel like commenting, comment anyways. Maybe then I'll actually work on uploading Part III...*shifty eyes*