Mickey and Sharon: Suggestion from Master_Tails

*Inside the bedroom*
Mina: Aaron?
Aaron: Um, What?
Mina: I love you
Aaron: I love you too.
Ace: I love Colin Mochrie
Aaron and Mina: GO AWAY!
Ace: okay, okay...
Mina: Aaron, have you ever considered going-to the "next level?"
Aaron: I don't have the password yet.
Mina: NOT IN VIDEO GAMES!
Aaron: Oh
Aaron: *Turns red* OHHHHHHHHHHH.
Mina: *smiles*
Aaron: Mina?
Mina: Yes, Aaron?
Aaron: *Remembers song* "I'm too sexy for my gun, too sexy for my gun. I'm too sexy for the rabbit, too sexy for the rabbit. I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat"
Mina: You're not wearing a hat. Or much else, for that matter. But you are sexy.
Aaron: Yay! wait -- what? O_O
Mina: *Kisses Aaron*
Aaron: *Faints*
Aaron: *Wakes up*
Mina: *Crying over him*
Aaron: *looks around*
Aaron: I'M IN THE HOSPITAL?
Mina: Well, um, yes. You passed out.
Doctor: We found traces of cocaine in his system
Mina: Really?
Doctor: No. But you're on ER, and they pay me $100 every time I say that.
Wes: *Walks in*
Wes: OH, SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE!
Wes: *Walks out*
Aaron: Um... Wait -- WHAT THE--
Mina: Their names are Sharon and Mickey.
Doctor: It tested negitave though. It's not your baby
Mina: Uh-oh. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BLOW MY COVER?
Doctor: Kidding, Kidding. They pay me $1000 every time I say THAT.
Aaron: That Michael Crichton has a sick mind
Doctor: ER's creator? Yeah, prettey sick. He pays me though, so I won't complain.
Mina: *Runs away without babies*

It's been over four years since you typed that, and just now I came back to find that is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Mina: Nick, isnt it obvious what was taking us so long? we were having sex! your such a dumbass, Nick!
Rouge: geez, Mina...did the sex make you angry?
Mina: waddaya think? if were banging, then do you think were gonna be calm about it?
Nick: no?
Mina: good job
Rouge: i guess she has a reason...im mean...we were angry after sex, Nick..
NIck: yeah...i ripped off that one guys head...

*Later*
Nick: They're STILL in there? Even WE didn't take that long. Ugh.
Wes: *Walks in* ABSOLUT! *Walks out*
Rouge: I still don't get that child.
Aaron: *Walks out sweating* well, we're going to have a child.
Mina: *Walks out after Aaron* Yep. I'm so happy! *Hugs Aaron*
Ace: What took you?
Everybody but Ace: LEAVE!
Ace: Ok, Ok... What's the big deal? *Leaves*
Nick: What DID tke you?
Aaron: Nunya
Nick: What?
Aaron: Nunya dang business!

(aaron...in this RP story...we are 15 years in the future)

Mina: comon, Aaron!!! it'd be fun!! ;D if u can catch my drift!!
Aaron: =O_O=
Mina: ill take that as a yes!! ^^
NIck: wOOt!!! go Aaron!
Rouge: *hugs Nick from behind* and how our children?
Nick: happy ^^ they arent crying for once ^^
Rouge: thats nice to know!!

Aaron: O_O I musta been asleep 4 longer than i thot...

Mina: hmmmmm...How does Mindy sound? hmmmmm...

Aaron: Mina, we're WAY too young 2 start thinkin about this, we still have decades B4 then Cant we adopt someone? PLEASE?

Mina: Aaron..ive been thinking...
Aaron: about what?
Mina:..maybe we should have kids together...
Aaron: errhhh...
MIna: awww..comon..*hugs aaron* it'd be so fun to have a family ^^
Aaron: hmmm..if u say so Mina ^^
Nick: *rushes into the door* me and Rouge have a family now!!!!!
Aaron: umm..okay...
Nick: we had 2 girls and 1 boy...their anmes are Rebbecca, Kelsey, and Jack!!!
MIna: thats nice!!

Aaron: Mina, wake up. It's Saturday.

Mina: Do we start celebrating now?

Aaron: One sec....*pulls out huge megaphone* HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MAKEOUT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, NOW we start celebrating.

Aaron: Life is Good (Yawn) I had the strangest dream, I was 40 years old and i wuz in the hospital...

Mina: ?

Mina: *hugs Aaron in bed*
Aaron: yay! more hugs!
Mina: sshhhhh *puts finger over mouth*
Aaron: thats ma girl *kisses Mina*
MIna: awwww...your so sweet Aaron...*returenes the kiss and falls asleep*

Aaron: (groan) approximately 1 hour and 40 minutes 'til international makeout day...

Mina: Aaron?

Aaron: Yah?

Mina: Go to sleep...