Inside the Crane Game

You've seen those crane machines with the claw, that grabs candy, or stuffed animals? Here's something completely different, but still inside one of those.

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Optimus Prime(ok. cheesy drawing, not meant to be accurate): Nananana Nananana Nananana Nananana Nananana Batman! (classic Batman theme song)

Balloon creature tied to the tree : Haah...Haah...*
*(meaning) must...eat...forbidden...DONUT!!!

Stickman : OH my God! They killed Jimmy!

Bipedal alien : Omicheez! I'm being abducted! By aliens!!!

Cereal Box : Fishy O'S

Fish on cereal box : They're fishy-licious!

Side panel fo cereal box : Nutrition information. Nobody cares about this trash, so we're not putting it on the box! Mohahahaha!

Truck thingy : Double roadkill time!

Apple Ninja : Hoo! Waah! The Apple Ninja strikes again!

Stick freak with scissors : Wahahahaha!

Spider : there goes another one.

Voice inside prize chute : Nooooo! AAAGGH!

1st pic on this site.