Condemned Special Comic 2 pt 1

Me: *grins and kicks him off* aww... what's the matter clipsy? dont wanna hurt poor little me?

Eclipse: STOP IT!! I'm not afraid to.... grrrr... but i CAN'T kill you!!!

Me: nope ^^

Eclipse: SHUT!! UP!!!

Me: you pissed?

Eclipse: *darkly growling* damn straight...

Me: you can still beat the living crud outta me ^^

Eclipse: very well... >:D

Me: why did you give him that idea? WHY???

Me: cuz. i know i cant die XD

me: lol.

Eclipse: *pulls a Sonic vs. Condemned*

Me: ooooh.... that HOSPITALIZED Sonic...

Me: *has half my guts ripped out* .....ow. *puts them back and grabs an eraser and erases off the blood and the wounds* ...hey! it worked!!! go magic erasers!!!!

me: lol. If it ripped out half your guts, then Sonic got lucky XD

Eclipse: *sigh*

Me: are you kidding?? if there's anyone in the world who is a master at "sheer dumb luck" it's sonic XD

me: ok, yeah... you have a point...

Eclipse: he won't be so lucky THIS time...

Me: *hisses like a snake* no. you STAY!!! *starts throwing wrenches like crazy* RAAAAAAAA!!!!

Eclipse: *dodges most of them, but messes up on the last one and is hit square in the head. He falls down*

Me:...... pffft.... heheh...HAHAHAHAHA!!! ok that was funny... *sniffle*

Me: *bows* thank you, thank you. i'm here all week! ^^

Eclipse: *BLACK OOUUUUUT*

Me: haha. He fainted.

random announcer dude: ECLIPSE IS UNSABLE TO BATTLE!! EVERYONE ELSE WINS!!!!

Me: shut it! *killz teh announcer dude*

me: woah. you killed teh announcer duuuuude.

SSBB Anouncer Dude: MELEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: why don't you say BRAAAAWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL?

SSBB: because melee means free for all?

Me: no. You lose.

Me: FAIL. *pwns teh ssbb announcer* LUCARIO FINAL SMAAAASH!!!! *fliez in the air and shootz a BEEEEEEEEEAM at everyone* PWNAAAAAAAAGE!!!!

Eclipse: *dodges it until the five seconds are over*

Samus: SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!!! *does*

Fox, Falco, and Wolf: LANDMASTEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Landmasters: *fall down and crush everyone*

Me: SUPER SONEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! *turns yeller and killz everyone XD*

everyone: *flies off screen, then comes back except for Eclipse who stays out*

Me: he was defeated.

Me: okay, time for another PWN move. *pulls out the wrench* SMASH ATTACK!! *whacks falco and wolf offscreen*

Me: PWNED.

Sonic: you may know everything I'm going to do, but that won't help you since I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GOING TO DO! STRANGE, ISN'T IT??? Grrrrrrr!!

Knux: *beats down Sonic*

Knuckles has knocked out Sonic! Ownage!

Me: 8is totally distracted by knux* OMG KNUXYYY!! *GLOMP*

Knux: *beats down Mish*

Knuckles has beat down Mish, level 2! Ownage!

Me: *respawn* okay that was the last straw. *hits him so hard he ends up in angel island*

Me: *sigh* oh boy, i have to explain this again.

you know how lightning's part wolf, right? well, his mind is mostly his hedgehog half, thats my he can be really reckless sometimes. BUT! in a fight, if there is no way he can use his electricity, or if he's running out of power, he lets the wolf side take over. the wolf side is WAY more violent, stronger, and somewhat faster than his normal self. he uses claws and teeth a whole lot more too. two signs he's about to go wolf, he starts taking his gloves off, and his irises have this odd glow.

Me: woooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhh

Eclipse: so it's like with Condemned, except he had it all along.

Me: yeah, but his appearance doesnt change. except his eyes. they turn this odd color.......

me: coolio! But does he have limits to who he kills? Would he hurt his friends?

Me: he wouldnt hurt his friends. he still has enough control over himself to choose his targets. it's just that he mostly uses it when he has a large group of enemies to fight or when he's surrounded.

....or when Mr. Inderretta is escaping with a soon-to-be-villain buddy....

Me: OMG NO!!!!!! GAAAH!!! *is totally freaking out*

sorry it had to come to this... when i get a really good idea... it kinda sets in...

AND I MADE ECLIPSE A SEXY COSTUME!!!!

so there! ^^

well, i DO admit his outfit is sexy. but STILL. gaah!! yeesh... im scared for eclipse. not OF, for.

Me: yeah... well...

Eclipse: *chokes me*

Me: ACK!!!

Me: OY!!! no choking!! *wrenches eclipse off critic*

Eclipse: LET GO!!

Me: :D

Eclipse: SHE'S THE ONE WHO FORCES ME INTO ALL THIS CRAP!!!! SHE MUST DIE!!!!!

Me: no she musn't. and you.... you have to control your anger.

Eclipse: *even though he right now doesn't know it, tears start streaming down his cheeks* I CAN'T, OK???? I AM JUST SO PISSED OFF, RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Me: um... wow.

Me: i know, eclipse, i know..... *wipes off a tear*

Eclipse: NO! THAT'S JUST IT! YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU DON'T!!!

Me: wow. Again. For once, he's not trying to kill anything!

Me: thats where you're wrong, eclipse. i DO know how you feel.......................

Eclipse: *wipes his eyes* how!?

Me: uhh.... you'll need be explainin' this one, Mish.

Me: i will. *sits down* i've been so angry i've cried before. actually, i got so angry i got the flu. no joke.

Me: what really? That's weird!

Eclipse: I... can't seem to stop being ANGRY... somethings just not letting me calm DOWN... *fist tightens, and he growls*

Me: no kidding. *Walks over to eclipse and puts a hand on his shoulder* its a chip inderetta putin your brain. it turns all your sadness and sorrow into rage.

Eclipse: *smacks her hand away* you're LYING! The chip is HELPING me!

Me: he's so stubborn -_-;

Me: true, it helps you control condemned, but otherwise, that chip has turned you against us........... *to critic* im gonna try a low blow here.......

*to eclipse* do you remember when Acid turned you against us?

Me: oooohhh... this won't be pretty. *sheilds eyes*

Eclipse: *pauses for a bit, then lets out an audible whisper* yeah....

Me: *softly* .....do you want that to happen again?

Eclipse: *growls* yes. This time i'll do it on PURPOSE...

Me: >:O That's a little violent! That's it! No more TV for you! Go to your room, young man!

Eclipse: *back flips behind me and snaps my neck*

Me: *shakes head* eclipse............ you know what? im not even gonna try. *sits down cross-legged* im just gonna sit here.

Eclipse: great. You can sit there.

Me: :(

Me: *nods* thank you. *crosses her arms with a smug expression*

*there is silence*

Me: So... what?

Eclipse: so now I focus on killing the OC's... trying to find their weaknesses....

Me: *stands up angrily* you will NOT. only I know their weaknesses. and there's no way you're gonna get me to tell you.

Eclipse: *dark smile*

Me: why did you say that? WHY? O_O

Me: *dark grin also* i know what i'm doing, critic...... *opens arms wide* yeah, thats right, eclipse!! i know everything about every one of my OCs, weaknesses, fears, all that good stuff.

Eclipse: *hands turn into claws* so then... why don't i extract it from you?

Me: wtf are you doing, Mish....?

Me: *grins* being myself. *takes out a wrench* i'm ready for you, 'clipsy. BRING IT ON.

Eclipse: don't call me that. *runs up to her, and smashes her to the ground with his claw*

Me: ........ oh....

me: this is pretty anxiety making

angie: panel one=sexy as hell ^^
zuko: hm... 50 huh? i gotta admit, you're making some good progress. thinks: *considering the fact he disbonded with his demakarr*

Eclipse: yeah. Ever since Condemned broke off, I've been able to go to the gym in my spare time ^^

Me: ok yeah. That's hot. DON'T TELL MATT!!!!

zuko: if you like, my sis can teach you some tai-chi. its supposed to be like yoga-ish slow tai-quan-do that provides inner focus and flexibility.
angie: zukie, your getting soft. you big lovable ball of fluff you! *cuddles* ^^
zuko: aww, angie. not in front of the guys. *blushes*

me :my lips are sealed

me: THANK YOU.

Eclipse: that would be nice ^^

zuko: aweso- wait. "that would be nice ^^"? are you sure you're the real eclipse?

me: that does look like an asteroid though

me: STFU!!!

Eclipse: gah! I'm the real Eclipse!!! You just never seen me without Condemned before! I'M BETTER NOW!!

oh, so that explains the better attitude

Me: yus ^^

Eclipse: i can smile again! Check it out! *does*

the world: *50th comic all over again*

me: omg...
zuko+angie: *come outta closet* WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!
celia: HOLY *beep beep beepity beep beep beeeep* ... *beep*
Jet the Pupertyhawk: EeW...

Eclipse: ok, you guys shut up.

Me: he has Condemned again.

Eclipse: i can't smile anymore.

Me: it's sad.

Eclipse: it is.

angie: *slump*
zuko: WHAT THE CRAP!?!?! HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME!?!?!?

me: nice goin' -_-;

Me: it usually happens with Sonic Unleashed, but it actually started on Losing Control (colored version).

Eclipse: boo-hoo. I am sad and emo now.

Me: Actually, you're evil now

TIME PARADOX #2!!!!!!!

Eclipse: *kills Chris then laughs about it*

Me: boo-hoo... you're so awesome I'm proud of you...

^^ panel six ^^

*looks* roflmao! You're right!

*sticks entire upperbody into panel six and pulls eclipse out* CLIPSY!!!!! *hugglez*

Eclipse: AAAHH!

Me: lol, you suprised him ^^

Me: *still huggling eclipse* that was the point ^^ i saved him from getting meteor-punched in the FACE.

i tried really hard to not make it look like a meteor....

Eclipse: STOP. HUGGING. MEEEEEEEE

Me: *still hugging eclipse* it still looks cool!! oh and... *to eclipse* no. MINE.

roflmao... I think Condemned possessed a hulk-like hybrid... that's the only explination to why i can't identify him...

Eclipse: i am not a pet! *struggles to break grip*

Me: *hugs him tighter* i'm thinking minotaur. NO! eclipse!! stay put!! how tall are you, 3'3"??? you cant get away from 5'4" tall me!!!

me: that's what i thought at first too... and then i realized i didn't give him horns. That would also mean that somewhere, a woman would have to have done it with a cow.

EWWWWWWW....

Eclipse: I'M 3'5!!!! *still struggling*

Me: huh. Pretty tall for a mobian.

Eclipse: *growls in frustrasion*

Me: *hugs him tighter* taller than sonic? miracle. BTW knux is 3'7" ^^

Eclipse: wow! Knux is a giant!

Me: roflmao! I'm, like, 5'6, or 5'7 or something. I'm pretty tall compaired to YOU midgets!

Eclipse: hey! Give us a break, we're Mobians!

Me: no, Eclipse... i shall NEVER give you a break... AHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: meeee neither ^^ *squeezes eclipse* fweee ^^ by the way, Vector is like, 5-something. like almost as tall as you i think. -_- you make me feel vertically challenged.....

who's matt?

Matt is my boyfriend. Who i have. A boyfriend. Yeah.

VECTOR IS ALMOST AS TALL AS ME????

shiiiit... I'm scared of that guy now...

"Hey guys! Lets find the computer room!"

SHUT UP!!!

LOL XD!!! *still huggling eclipse* youre so cUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUte!!!!!!

Eclipse: aagah!

Me: i thiNk Condemned will be coming back soon...

*huge boom*

Condemned with possessed giant thingy: LET ME POSSESS YOU AGAIN!!! YOU NEED ME!!!! I NEED YOU!!!!!

Eclipse: *stares in awe* oh no....

.......s***.

Condemned: *ears perk up* ohh... oh-ho-ho... heheheh... I do know what shall happen... oh yes i do... *dissappears*

Eclipse: w-what? What was THAT all about?

Me: *sad look of sadness*

Me: *look of horror on my face as i realize* oh no. no. no. no. no. no. NO! BAD CRITIC!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO HIM!!! NOT AFTER WHAT IT PUT ECLIPSE THROUGH!!! NOT AFTER WHAT IT PUT LIGHTNING THROUGH!!!!

Me: not my fault. I go by this rule for my characters: Nothing too good can ever happen, and lots of bad stuff must happen. I need to keep them emo, and hateful...

Eclipse: WHAT????

Me: but that's cruel.......... i mean...... yeah...... but then again, all artist-authors have their ways.......

me: exactly. Unlike most who work with Sonic stories, i go for a darker, scarier type genre. I WANT to make my characters suffer for the sake of making the world they live in evil, and twisted. No one knows how it will turn out in the end... an example in Eclipse dying.

Eclipse: do NOT remind me of that...

Me: woah! Hey! You're not turning into Condemned!

Eclipse: i'm not...? *expression brightens up* I'M NOT!

Me: I guess this thing is safe...

Me: oh phew........... im more of an "start out good, go horribly wrong but then end up good again" type of person........ example being twilight discovering the daemon in the middle of fanfic 1 and lightning almost dying in fanfic 2..............

yuppers! ^^

Eclipse: the other twenty-or something me's like, fell over.

Me: O.O whoa you're right. why didnt you?

Eclipse: because Condemned didn't do enough to make me exhausted.

Me: POINT!

Me: AWESOME.

Me: yes, but he must still feel off, considering he was thisclose to fully transforming.

Eclipse: yeah...

Me: i can imagine....... just like lightning when he's about to go into "instinct mode"........

me: insinct mode? What?

Eclipse: huh?

This is cool… by the way…

If you ever want to use Aria or 'me' in a comic feel free. Mish has a fanart of Aria up, and I drew what I looked like… being the presumptuous witch I am, I made myself be a Kitsune…

But anyways, this is interesting… I hate bench press… old greivance, but this looks awesome. Better than what I could have done. I really like the style.

ty ty ty!

Unfortunately, these ultra serious comics don't normally get guest appearances, but you guys are mentioned a lot.

Just saying if anything happens and you want to use 'em, feel free…

Though I do enjoy reading these… could never do something on this magnitude, I'm simply not good enough. Or patient enough.

i'm not patient either, but i always get sucked into these things....

glad you enjoy them ^^

A metoerite fist?
Lol I'm most definitely wrong, but that's what it looks like to me :D THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MANGA STYLE DAMMIT. I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I TRIED...Just pick up a marvel comic and japan one, panels look nearly identical XD

no, there's a difference. It's why manga takes less time to do then American, or Europian comics..... there's actually less detail, but in a pointier style (except the chibis)!

I learned it in my Comic Book Illustration class! XD

Damn I wished I had that class! Now I feel stupid for mocking your intelligence...
I AM NOT THE WORTHYZ *bows*

:D!!!
You know for a long time I wondered what 'ty' was...
Then it just slapped in the face!
"oooh, it means thank you...." I'm so silly...

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!

I'M LAUGHING WITH YOU, NOT AT YOU!!!!!

u make meh blush agaiiiiin!!! *smacks you* STOOOOP IIIIIIT!!!

roflmao, ty....

wow you're really good at detail work and--- OMG ECLIPSE!!!!! *runs off to the other comic*

o rly? I am?

I thought it SUCKED!

-_- you LOVE to underestimate yourself, dont you?

oh yes. It's a big time hobby - right up there next to breathing!

XD

LOL XD well, dont!! you're better than you know. ^^

dawww... thx....

^^ no prob, cuz it's true!! *reads comic again* ok, i know i already said this somwhere else, but DAMN ECLIPSE IS HAWT!!!

i think it too, but i don't understand why!

AAAHHH!! *smashes head into a wall*

wow this is awesome