Really Really Cute

Ocelot: *his only reaction was an amused twitch of his ear* iiiiiii think you just proved me right, Eclipse.

Eclipse: *slowly sits back down in his chair, and covers his face with his hands* I don't want to be here... I don't want to prove my father right...

Ocelot: you don't have to, Eclipse..... if you let me help you, you can learn to control your anger easily.

Eclipse: *with a reluctant sigh* FINE...

Ocelot: *smiles* wouldn't it have ben easier to just accept the help the first time? now, i ask you again. what caused the outburst?

Eclipse: ... he insulted my mother...

Ocelot: in what way? did he insult her species, or her personally?

Eclipse: ... ... called her a slut...

Ocelot: *tail twitches* i see... well, that is enough to make anyone angry. what was yout reaction to this?

Eclipse: ... Tried to attack him... couldn't focus... was blinded with rage...

Ocelot: and there lies the problem. you must find a way to contain this anger, or to channel it out in a different manner.

Eclipse: what other way is there...?

Ocelot: ever heard of a stress ball? *totally joking*

Eclipse: *heavy sigh* you're not helping...

Ocelot: would you please tell me about them?

Eclipse: just one... dealt with a bully... that's all you need to know...

Ocelot: no it's not. what happened?

Eclipse: I'd really rather not tell you... I'm not even supposed to be here... my dad put me up to this...

Ocelot: you're here for a reason. maybe you do need help, maybe you don't. you may as well talk while you're here.

Eclipse: I don't talk to shrinks. I just don't trust 'em... sorry.

Ocelot: don't think of me as a shrink then. *is somewhat young, as in 20's* think of me as more of an acquaintance.

Eclipse: no thanks.

Me: brb

Me: kay.

Ocelot: *tail twitches impatiently* hmm... you're a tougher case than most. tell me then, why don't you like "shrinks"?

Eclipse: they snoop into your lives... go where they shouldn't... don't stay out of people's business... they think that EVERYthing is because of some mental disease. They think THEY can help you...

Me: back.

Ocelot: so your outburst wasn't because of your explosive disorder?

Eclipse: well, yeah, it was but - that's not my point! D:<

Me: lol, poor 'Clipsey...

Me: i'm very tricksy. :3

Ocelot: what is your point then? don't you want to control this disorder?

Eclipse: *through clenched teeth* yes, but I can do that on my own, thanks.

Me: lol, 'Clipsey's gonna have a fit if this keeps up... XD

Me: hey, sometimes it gets worse before it gets better.

Ocelot: it doesn't seem to be working then. *is ready for him*

Eclipse: *completelly explodes* WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ISN'T WORKING??? IT'S WORKING JUST FINE!! *grabs the counseler by the collar of his shirt* IT WAS ONLY THAT ONE TIME, YOU WRINKLY PILE OF S***!! *raises his fist to punch the guy in the face, before realising that he was killing his own point by doing this. He lowers his fist, and lets him go* ...

Twilight: mish is target practice. :3

Eclipse: Critic could kick Mish's @$$ any day B3

Twilight: i'm sure she could. CX

Eclipse: XDDDDD

Me: XDDDDD

Me: ....what? its true!! and twice on thursdays..... >.>;

Twilight: ^^;

Me: ?

Eclipse: my god, we've run out up subjects to talk about...

Me: its a joke. :P

Twilight: emmmm.... emmm... hobbies? ^^;
Acid: ...i dunnoooo.....

Eclipse: eh... Dad's been teaching me martial arts...

Acid: because he totally would. :P

Twilight: oh, eclipse knows how to use it, too! last night, he fought off five hyenas at ONCE.

Everyone: RLY?! 8O

Eclipse: *grins at Twilight in the "you rock" kinda way* yeah, I kinda sorta did.

Acid: dude, not everyone can get away from the hyenas in one piece, much less FIGHT them!
Lightning: that's pretty awesome. i couldn't get away without electrocuting a few. >.> took a piece of me with them, though. *twitches his ear, which is missing a bit from the tip*
Twilight: i taunt them a bit, piss 'em off, stay just out of their reach. it's fun if you're careful. ^^
Mikenno: heheh.... looks like everyone here's tangled with the hyenas.

Eclipse: I don't think anyone should have to tangle with them AGAIN! They need to be stopped for GOOD...

Lightning: we've been trying to find a way to do that, but we haven't come up with anything that doesn't invole killing them. >.>;

Eclipse: *thinks for a minute, then a smile spreads across his face* I have an idea...

Lightning: oh?
Mikenno: *hides a grin*
Acid: let's hear it!
Twilight: *interested*

Eclipse: hows'about we scare the CRAP outta these guys... I'm sure they won't try bullying the hybrids again if a special G.U.N. agent just HAPPENED to find out what they were doing, and just HAPPENED to come here, and threaten to put them in jail...

Lightning: *a grin spreads across his face* ....genius.

Twilight: if that doesn't work, nothing will. >:)

Acid: you could bring BOTH your parents. >.>

Mikenno: *nods* i do like this plan very much.

Eclipse: naw, Mom is going to have to vouch for dad, considering if we get him to do this, he'll be a little late for work... besides... without Mom to hold him back, Dad can get pretty freaky...

Lightning: i guess a few of us could come along... just stand in the background. we dont want them to see us, then get us at school >.>

Eclipse: no, you misunderstand... he'll get 'em ON CAMPUS... it'll embarress them beyond belief.

Acid: *applauds happily* you should get an award for that!!! :D

Twilight: XD

Lightning: i know where they meet, too! we,ll do this as soon as possible >:)

Eclipse: alright. I'll tell Dad about it... hopefully we can do this tomorrow... >:)

Twilight: hopefully......

Acid: dude... i still can't believe how much of a genius you are....... XD

Lightning: we could bait the to a more public area... maybe "give" shadow a "reason" to threaten them >:3

Mikenno: haha..... more genius ideas..... i do think this'll work.....

Eclipse: AWESOME! >:D one less pack of bullies in the school...

Bell: *going to ring soon*

Me: wanna be a school counceler? XD

Me: people (ie, family) say i should be a psychologist instead of an artist. is that good enough for you? XD

Twilight: *notices the clock* oops. time to go, bell's gonna ring.

Eclipse: alright. Time to visit the shrink... see you guys tomorrow, yeah?

Me: yes.

Me: i dunno if they're serious, but i'm known at school as the peacemaker. not for fights, but for arguments and stuff. i guess that works :3

Twilight: haha, have fun. yeah, we'll see ya tomorrow ^^

Acid: don't forget to ask your dad!

Eclipse: I won't ^^ *goes to the counceler's office* hoo boy...

*he enters the tiny office*

Eclipse: um... hello...?

Counselor: *is an Ocelot* come in.

Eclipse: hoo boy... *comes in, and sits down in a chair across the desk that the counceler sat at*

Me: lol this'll be fun XD

Me: no kidding. time to practice. :3

Ocelot: let's start at the beginning, shall we, Eclipse? have you had any outbursts since school started?

Eclipse: ... yeah... guess I have... >.>

Me: i swear to GOD, it was almost a dogpile XD

Twilight: andwho would this be?

Eclipse: TheGameArtCritic :3

Fourth Wall: *implodes*

Me: XDDDDD

Twilight: harharhar, bring the artists into this. :P

Everyone: XDDDDD

me: laaaaawl

Eclipse: well, she was good to practice with. :P

Acid: you kidding me? i out-maneuvered Sonic, i can totally catch a slowpoke like you. >:P

Twilight: ouch. XD

Mikenno: *laughs*

Eclipse: not much of an accomplishment, Acid... all you have to do to "out-menuveur" Sonic is to sstop, hold out your leg, and trip him. >:P

Twilight: pffft.... hahahahahaa!!XDDDDD

Mikenno: *snorts, but manages not to rofl* X)

Acid: harharhar, eclipse.....

Eclipse: WHUT? You think I'm JOKING? Swear to god, if you pull that on him, it scrapes off a whole layer of skin on his face. :P

Acid: i know. ow.

Twilight: remind me to watch out for people tripping me >.>

Eclipse: *guilty grin on his face* yeah, he hares when I do that to him... :D

Twilight: D: that's MEEEEEAN!!!!

Mikenno: XDDD *can't keep himself from laughing*

Acid: *head+table from laughter*

Eclipse: yeah, but the guy just can't hold a grudge. One minute, he's swearing your demise, the next, he's offering to buy you ice cream.

Lightning: dude, i wish MY dad was like that. he's more like a drill instructor >.>

Acid: i have no dad. <.<

Twilight: i live alone, hurhurhur.

Mikenno: same here.

Eclipse: Heh... we all live differently, that's for sure... 'cept for Twilight, and Mikenno *takes a bite out of his sandwich*

Twilight: *eats her chips* yep. :3

Eclipse: so... ... ... anyone seen District 9 yet?

Me: WANT TO SEE SO BADLY, YES.

Twilight: yep. :3
Acid: WANT. no time :P
Mikenno: nope. :P
Lightning: alien movie? harhar.....

Me: FFFFFFFF MY PARENTS WENT LAST NIGHT FFFFFFFFFFFFF.....

Eclipse: Alien movie with a special ending. :P

Me: My dad's going to take me :P

Twilight: yyep. :3
Mikenno: i hear the mothership leaves at the end?
Acid: no, i haven't seen it yeeeet! D:

Eclipse: gee, THANKS, Mikenno XC

Mikenno: hey, i might be wrong, ok? i haven't seen it either. i hear it's gruesome.

Twilight: it IS. :3

Lightning: and you enjoy this.... why?

Acid: 'cuz she's a weirdo. :P

Everyone: *LOL*

Eclipse: *slowly raises hand* I like gruesome... :C does that mean I'M weird...?

Acid: you're a guy, it's different. :P

Twilight: mhmm. and i'm sure you can beat me on a ten-stock brawl match. :3

Acid: you beat me ONE. TIME.

Twilight: that means i killed you ten. =^^=

Everyone: *applause*

Acid: ...hrmph...............

Eclipse: I should play against you sometime XD

Me: I can beat you most of the time :P

Me: i know. it'll be one thing to impress her. :3 we had this epic fight last night: Sonic, Kirby, Ike, and Pit. i have to send u this screenshot i took, its total chaos XD

Twilight: you're on. :3
Lightning: you're SCREWED. XD

Eclipse: says you - I practiced with a true master :P

Me: XDD

Mikenno: he whapped me on the arm 'cuz he thought i was spacing out. *holds out his arm, which still has a red mark on it*

Acid: ouch.....

Mikenno: yeah. NOW'S when it stings.... >.>

Eclipse: already told Twilight - I get to see the counceler for my anger problems.

Mikenno: anger problem?

Twilight: intermittent explosive disorder.

Mikenno: ah. that bad?

Eclipse: yeeaaaauup. I attack people for minor things. Not nice.

Mikenno: oh. well, i wish you luck, then. ^^

Acid: i'm sure you'll do fine. :)

Eclipse: well... hopefully it won't be like my other school... it was like they were JUDGING you over there... >.>

Twilight: it's not like they don't judge here..... you're a hybrid, you're automatically a tier lower than everyone else!!

Acid: some of us can get by.... but most hybrids are obvious....

Eclipse: maybe if they don't question my ears, I'll be fine... *ears fold back*

Lightning: hopefully. 'least you dont have a fuzzy tail. -_-

Twilight: no kidding....

Acid: *has no discernible snake features other than his fangs* ^^;

Eclipse: *lightly punches Acid in the arm* lucky.

Acid: hey don't blame me, blame Gerald. :P

Mikenno: .....? *pretends to be confused* Gerald?

Eclipse: you wanna tell him the story, you tell the story, Acid... I'll just sit here and sulk about therapy...

Twilight: *lightly elbows eclipse* stop being so emooooo.....

Acid: ok, i'll tell you, but you gotta promise you won't tell.... *blablablah tells the story*

Eclipse: I can't - it's part of my alien blood, remember? XD

Twilight: harharhar. :P

Acid: *rolls his eyes, telling mikki the story*

Eclipse: Acid's just jealous 'cuz he doesn't have alien blood... >_>

Acid: *to mikki* hang on. *turns to eclipse* dont make me bite you. >:/

Twilight: XDD

Mikenno: *smiles*

Eclipse: you wouldn't DARE... Dad would have your head - besides, that's IF you're successful... >:)

Me: *grumbles something about americans and their inconsistent measuring systems*

Twilight: *makes sure not to show any hint of falling asleep* o_o

Eclipse: *completelly wide awake now* O_O

Mr. Miller: *yapyapyap*

Me: we have cleaner toilets, and In and Out burger :]

Me: other countries dont have to work as hard in chemistry. which i SUCKED at. other countries also have yummier food. :3

Twilight: o_o.........

Me: we don't have LIFE-ENDING-DISEASES. Also, skip?

Eclipse: o_o .....

Mr. Miller: *YAAAAAAP*

Me: to lunch, plzthnx.

LATER, AT LUNCH

Eclipse: *to Twilight* I dunno if I can do that every other day...

Twilight: yeah, no kidding. it feels like he might come up behind you out of nowhere and knock you out with a RULER. DX

Lightning: Mr. Miller?

Twilight: *head+table* yessss....

Eclipse: how the hell can someone so violent teach at this school...?

Lightning: probably to *air quotes* "keep the kids in line" or some stupid thing like that.

Eclipse: *facepalm* great... wonderful... excellent... ! Oh god... after this, I get to hang out with the school counseler for a whole PERIOD! *head+table* aaaaarrrrgh!

Twilight: *head still on the table, she turns it sideways to look at him* why?

Everyone else: *getting lunch*

Eclipse: Dad thinks I need extra help for my illness, since there's no medication out there that can help intermittent explosive disorder... the counceler's going to do a little therapy session on me every other day...

Twilight: oh. *sits back up again* well, you have fun with that....

Acid: *gets there with his tray* hai guys! :D

Eclipse: Hullo Acid ^^

Acid: ^^

Twilight: so how was history?

Acid: easyyy~♪ :D

Eclipse: unfortunetally, Dad couldn't help me when I took history before... stupid containment pod... ffff...

Acid: hahaha! XD

Mikenno: *gets to the table with his tray* .... *sits*

Eclipse: Hi, Mikenno! How was your day? ^^ *being very friendly to him since everyone else rejected him before he came to this school*

Mikenno: okay, i guess...... Mr. Miller first hour..... :P

Twilight: oh, i'm sorry.

Acid: who that violent guy?

Mikenno: yes. >.>

Eclipse: that's rather special. We JUST had him. Did he threaten you guys with a ruler?

Twilight: why do you say that? it's not like i can stand up and tell jokes, or something. come on, we better get going before you're late. :P see ya Acid.
Acid: bai gais! ^^ *leaves*

Eclipse: *waves at Acid* ^^ *to Twilight while he starts walking* well... it's better to go to a boring class with a friend, then a boring class WITHOUT one. It's the presence of a friend that raises the mood. :)

Twilight: mmm, you make a good point there. last it keeps you from banging your head on the desk repeatedly. XD

Eclipse: haha! Yeah... what's worse is that in bio, you get to learn how babies are made for the third time in your life. *shudders*

Twilight: aw GAWD... i totally forgot about that......

Me: we have to take bio @ the same time we take health, so we only get it TWICE in our lives! :D

Me: >:C ...

Eclipse: that's gonna be an awkword class.

Me: :D

Twilight: yeah, no kidding.... >.>

Me: ......especially with Ivy around.... XD

Me: lol ikr?

*they reach the classroom*

Eclipse: well... let's go learn about life, or whatever...

Twilight: yeah, i know, right? whoohoo..... *totally unenthusiastic* hey look *points to some desks near the back* teacher can't see us if we fall asleep during a lecture. XD

Ivy: *not there yet*

Eclipse: AWESOME. *goes, and sits in a back desk*

Twilight: *sits next to him* yeah, we'll be safe back here. XD *eartwitch* oh! here comes Ivy! quick, hide behind a book or something! XD

Eclipse: jeebus! Well... she was kidding, right? No need to hide from her...?

Twilight: i said she MIGHT have been messing around. XD

Ivy: *walks into the room*

Eclipse: *facepalm*

Ivy: *somehow doesn't notice them, and sits near the front*

Twilight: looks like you got lucky this time, eclipse ^^;

Eclipse: heh... guess I did...

Twilight: haha.... ^^

Me: you be teacher, plz.

Me: ima gurna model him after my 8th grade science teacher. :P

The teacher: *comes in wearing a Hiawii (?) button-down shirt and jeans* hello, class my name is Mr. Miller. Let me point out a few classroom rules - I want your hands where I can see them so I don't have any texters. The only drinks allowed in this room is water. Raise your hand. Be polite. If anyone disobeys these rules... *smacks a ruler into his palm* there WILL be consequenses.

Eclipse: ...

Me: my teacher was a NUT CASE.

Me: ....wowwwwwwwwwwwww....

Twilight: *immediately puts her hands up on the desk* >.>;

Ivy: *does the same*

Eclipse: *already has his hands on his desk* ho hum...

Mr. Miller: NO TALKING!! *eyetwitch*

Eclipse: O_O;

Me: yup, that's Mr. Miller. He's actually a BIT nicer than that... but he was still violent. And bald. He was bald. He didn't used USED to be bald... until he shaved his own head. It was a full head of hair, too.

Me: weirrrrrrrrrd...... i havent had psycho teachers yet. >.> hopefully i wont this year......

Twilight: <.<; *raises her eyebrows t eclipse, in the "are you serious??" way*

Eclipse: *manages to not get caught wheen he whispers to Twilight...* ... I'm scared, Twilight...

Me: in that "omg srsly?" way.

Twilight: *in super quiet whisper also* ....me too. O_O;

Mr. Miller: *begins teachers, occasionally whacking the board with the ruler, then going off ranting about how he used to be an elephant trainer*

Eclipse: *half-paying attention*

Twilight: *has to rest her head on her hand to keep from putting her head down and falling asleep*

Mr. Miller: *suddenly smacks the ruler down so hard on the desk in front of him, it makes a loud sound*

Everyone: !!!!

Twilight: !!!! *IMMEDIATELY AWAKE*

Mr. Miller: just seeing if everyone is paying attention. ^^ *goes back to teaching*

Ruler: *now cracked*

Eclipse: O_O

Me: my teacher did that also. I think it was in the middle of the year that the ruler finally broke, though.

Twilight: >.>; *super quiet whisper* get me out of here...!!

Me: wwas it a, uh, meterstick?

Eclipse: *nods with an expression of terror on his face*

Me: it was a yardstick. :P

Acid: *EPIC FACEPALM* oh JEEZ. i should've known.....
Twilight: *to acid* wait, Ivy, as in Vera's SISTER Ivy?
Acid: that's the one......

Eclipse: who? What? Huh?

Twilight: Vera is Acid's girlfriend. her SISTER is the was who was "hitting on you." more likely she was just messing around.

Acid: she tends to do that. ^^;

Eclipse: aww... and here I thought I had actually attracted someone XD

Me: though Eclipse is the serious type, it doesn't stop him from also being funny.

Acid: hahaha! don't worry, kiddo, you'll find your girl. you've got all year!

Twilight: and a thousand girls to choose from XD

Me: my school has OVER 2000 students.

Me: mine is WAAAYYYY over that amount XD

Eclipse: yeeaahhh... well, noooo... I don't really think I'll find anyone. :P

Me: showoff. :P

Twilight: don't be so sure. *looks at a clock* whoopsies, time for second block. whats your next class?
Acid: history. piece of cake, i saw it all. XD
Twilight: har har. i've got bio.

Eclipse: hey, same here! :D Hopefully this'll make the class less... BORING...

Me: yursssss...... and rather awesomely, i might add.

Ivy: *SCRIBBLE DRAW SKETCH---*

Bell: RIIIIIIING!

Ivy: !! *slams her sketchbook closed*

Mr.Martin: alright, class! please turn your assignment in at the front desk! i do NOT take late work!

Eclipse: *turns his picture in, then takes his backback*

Me: you guys still get backpacks?! .....no fair........

Ivy: *grabs her messenger bag, stuffs her sketchbook in it, then goes to turn her paper in*

Me: brb shower.

Eclipse: *walks out of the classroom. It is time for brunch*

Ivy: *leaves the classroom and catches up with eclipse* hey! so... what's your next class?

Eclipse: *over-dramatic sigh* bioligy... a shame that it's a requirement...

Ivy: whoa, weird..... i have that too......

Me: i'm not kidding, i was thinking biology for her next class. i swear to god.

Me: wweeeiiiiiird.

Eclipse: that's a coincidence! ^^ ... 'scuse me... I've been accepted into a group, and I wanna get to them...

Ivy: you go right ahead, i have to be somewhere too. see you in a bit! ^^ *takes a turn down a different hallway*

Eclipse: bye! ^^ *heads to where the group was yesterday, hoping they might be there today*

Twilly+Acid: *are there talking*

Eclipse: *waves, and runs over to them*, hey, guys! :D

Acid: heyo! :D

Twilight: hey, eclipse! ^^ so how was your first class?

Eclipse: I drew a pretty cartoon flower. I wanted to give it a cigar, a mobster suit, and make it go "nyeehhh, see? Nyeeehhh...", but I don't think that would have been apporpriate. :P

Acid: dude, that would have been AWESOME. XD
Twilight: it would have. XD dont think the teacher would have approved though. ^^;

Me: i uh...... just read that uh.... discussion...... on tegaki........ umm...... yeah. if i had had a computer, i would have gotten in there, because it got a bit out of hand.......

Me: when? With Vinn?

Eclipse: yup... too bad... maybe I'll draw another flower, but this time as a mobster on my free time. :)

Me: i dunno, it just did....... i'm posting there tomorrow. oh, question, in the game over RP, did feraligatr just grab absol's face?

Twilight: i'd want to see that. XD i can't draw a stick figure to save my life!

Acid: i can't draw a STRAIGHT LINE to save my life. XDDDD

Eclipse: I'm sure you guys are better than you say XD

Me: yes he did.

Me: kay.

Twilight+Acid: *look at each other, then back at eclipse* NO. XD

Eclipse: oh ok. XD

Everyone: *lols*

Me: omg i got the admins to (try to) fix something! they're working on the out-of-order gallery thing.

Me: OWSOME!

Eclipse: oh, this girl I was sitting to actually hit on me... I think...

Both: ?

Acid: who was she, what'd she look like? you know her name?

Eclipse: um... she's some kind of snake. Her name is Ivy.