Lumi Bot

Acid: *forces himself not to laugh* okayyyy... let's get to it then! *holds his sword out in front of him with both hands* bring it on. >:3

Eclipse: *runs at Acid*

Caliburn: NO NO NO! YOU DON'T JUST RUN AT YOUR ENEMY! YOU NEED TO - *gets swung* AAAAHHH!

Acid: *easily blocks it* listen to the sword, eclipse. look at how good sonic got! >:) *twists eclipse's sword away and takes a swing*

Eclipse: *sidesteps* How Sonic got so good at swordplay in a matter of days astounds me. *Slices upwards at Acid*

Caliburn: hrmph!

Acid: *spins out of the way* he's a quick learner. you should have seen skye when we gave her a sword. i thought we'd all get decapitated or something...... XD *stabs at eclipse*

Eclipse: you gave Skye a SWORD?? *blocks it, and counters*

Caliburn: D: ... ... you, sir, FAIL at being a knight!

Acid: *blocks it again* it was in HERE! after beating the game (which only took us, like, five hours altogether) we all wanted to see how in heck they fought with swords. so we learned in here. skye learned sonic's style FAST. faster than the rest of us XD *slashes up*

Eclipse: but still... *slashes downwards with enough force to knock Acid's sword of track, then turns it, and slashes Acid's arm* ... don't you think it's a little dangerous to allow her to do that?

Caliburn: good job.

Acid: *hisses in pain, and jumps back* not as dangerous as giving YOU a sword........ *jumps into the trees again, holding his sword with his other hand*

Eclipse: *jumps into a tree as well*

Caliburn: are you a monkey, or a knight??

Eclipse: I'm a HEDGEBAT! :D

Caliburn: *eyeroll*

Acid: and i'm a NINJA! :D *cuts down a branch above eclipse so it falls on him* nya nya! :P

Eclipse: *slices the branch in half* and I'm SAMURI JACK! :D

Caliburn: ... who?

Acid: oh pff. you dont have the right sword for it. but III DOOOOO~! *slices a much bigger branch* slice THIS.

Caliburn: I AM NOT SOME WOODSMAN'S AXE!

Eclipse: oh DO shut up... *makes his tenticles engulf Caliburn*

Caliburn: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU - !!?? *turns into a blue, red eyed, cursed-sword version of Caliburn* ...ooo...

Eclipse: *cuts down the whole tree with Caliburn*

Acid: D8>!!! *jumps out of the tree before he gets squished, and lands in another* you've gotta be sh*tting me!!! NEON! can i have some knives, plz?
Neon: sure, whatever.
Acid: *has knives, along with his sword* thank you very much. ^^

Eclipse: hah! Can you believe I just turned a sacred sword into the ultimate tool for destruction? *slams Caliburn dow onto the ground, sending a dark shockwave at the other tree, making the bottom half of it explode into wooden shards, and the tree to fal, and topple over*

DARRRK Caliburn: don't let this power go to your head, knave!

Acid: *while the tree falls* huh, he still has his sense of humor, though. *jumps out of the tree* dont forget i still have this little guy! *chaos controls away, into another tree, farther away*

Eclipse: *makes tenticles shoot out of the end of Caliburn, grabbing Acid, and swinging the green mobian over to the other side, face first into the ground* HAH!

Caliburn: this is mildly uncomfortable.

Acid: *faceplant* *muffled* ........ow. *without lifting his head from the ground, he swings his katana around and slices the tentacle*

both Caliburn and Eclipse: OWWWWAAAAAAAHHH!! *lets go of Acid*

Acid: *stands up* THANK you. *rubs the dirt off* now then, where were we? oh yeah. *chucks three knives at eclipse in quick succession*

Eclipse: *gets stabbed in the chest thrice* OW. Jesus, Acid! *pulls the knives out, leaving three bloody marks*

D.Caliburn: ... aren't you supposed to be dead...?

Eclipse: aren't you not supposed to look evil?

D.Caliburn: ah...

Acid: *hears him coming* shiiiiiiiiiiiit.......... *tries to figure out how not to get ripped to pieces* oh, well duh....... *takes out teh chaos emerald*

C. Eclipse: *still following scent*

Acid: *grins, and waits until eclipse can barely see him before disappearing. he reappears a few hundred feet away, in another tree* >:3

Eclipse: oh I see how your playin' it... well... let's see how you like THIS! *shoves his fist into the ground, and his tenicles enter the ground, and reaches the forest's trees*

The Trees: *come alive, and smack Acid off*

Acid: WHAT THE---- *is smacked off. he grabs another branch of a non-living tree, and swings around onto it* great. eclipse wants to play puppetmaster now. -_-

Eclipse: oh pshah! Trees don't have souls!

More Trees: *try slapping Acid on the @$$*

Eclipse: *insert imhappy face plz*

Me: XDDDDD

Acid: *almost gets hit* YIPES! *jumps over it as it whizzes past* jeez...... *slides down the tree* oh, you'll get yours, eclipse....... *insert evil plot face plz*

Eclipse: >:)

Trees: *smack Acid upside the head*

Eclipse: it's like Great Megalith :D

Acid: *is smacked, and falls on his face. he stand back up, and spits out a mouthful o' dirt, then grins* don'tcha mean dark forest?

Me: WHATEVER that second forest level was......

Me: well... Great Megalith had all the trees actually coming to life... also, it's "Shrouded Forest"

Eclipse: No, I'm pretty sure it's Great Megalith.

Acid: *snorts* whatever. sh*tty game, anyways. *grins wolfishly*

Me: XD sorry, had to pull a snapple XD dont start.

Eclipse: >:O WAS NOT! Black Knight let you do chaos blast as Lancelot/Dad!

Me: true. XD

Me: would have been better if silver had been an ACTUAL CHARACTER...

Acid: yeah, yeah, whatevur. i found it was fun as hell to fight with a sword, though..... *lightbulb* huh. you know, that WOULD be fun.....

Eclipse: NO STOP. STOP THINKING. SWORDS AREN'T FUN. THEY REQUIRE YEARS OF TRAINING TO PROPERLY USE.

Me: pfff! Do you not know how AWKWARD it would be to see Shadow and Silver be all father-son-y to each other? CAN YOU IMAGINE?

Me: that would actually be kinda awesome....... dude, do you know how many more fangirls silver would get if that relation existed??

Acid: well, yeah. but we're in a VIRTUAL REALITY. this place is like the matrix. you could be a rocket scientist if you wanted to. im sure neon'd give us a coupla' swords if we ask nicely.....

Eclipse: SHPFFFFFFF...

Me: maybe, or it would tear Shadow's fangirls in half.

Acid: aww,come on.... it'l be fuuuuun......

Me: works for me! 8D lol jk. it'd still be AWESOME.

Eclipse: ... ... i dun liek u.

Me: but... but...

Gallasilver: daddy daddy daddy! I wanna kill the hedgehog daddy!

Lanceshadow: ... ...

Gallasilver: DADDYDADDYDADDYDADDYDADDYDADDY - !!

Lanceshadow: ALRIGHT!! Gawd...

Me: XD he wouldn't be THAT much of a kid!!

Acid: i get that all the time. it's either that, or fangirls. OY NEON!!
Neon: *had fallen asleep in his chair, and wakes up abruptly, almost falling off* AAAH! WHAAAT??
Acid: can we have some swords and some skills, plz?
Neon: *yawns* what technique....?
Acid: you know what i want. >:3

Eclipse: I don't need skill. I learn quick.

Me: yes he would XD

Me: hey, both you and i have only been 15 for a shooooort time. i wasnt that whiny at fourteen, and i'm a GIRL.

Acid: ..... fine! don't give me skill either. just gimme a sword.
Neon: sword type, eclipse? broadsword, claymore, longsword, hand-and-a-half......

Me: you should see Matt... XDDDDDD

Eclipse: Critic will provide me with a sword.

Me: yes, I will ^^

Eclipse: right.

Acid: mmh. mish would give me one, but she sucks at drawig swords -_-;
Me: yup.
Acid: *holds a hand out, and a katana materializes in his hand, kh2 prologue-keyblade style* ok, lets get to the fun part, shall we? >:3

Me: i totally wanna draw acid with a sword now...... but icant draw swordzzzzz.....

Me: ;D

Caliburn: *appears in Eclipse's hand*
FOOL!

Eclipse: AAH!!

Acid: *snorts* AHAHAHAHAAA!!! you got the talking sword?! HAAA!XD

Me: i'm evil like that.

Caliburn: You aren't even holding me properly! Tightly grip me! And stand up straight! Also, be nice and neat, and TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT FOR GOODNESS SAKES!

Eclipse: WHAT SHIRT!?

Caliburn: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME, SQUIRE!!

Acid: don't you mean KNAVE? AAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! *wipes a ter* heheh.. you should've let neon give ya a sword.... XD

Eclipse: SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!

Caliburn: ... ...

Eclipse: I'm JUST improvizing!

Caliburn: A TRUE KNIGHT NEVER -

Eclipse: SHUT!!!! ... NOW...

Caliburn: *shuts the hell up*

Me: using the favorites helps with loading speed, ya know :P

Acid: YIPES! *jumps out of a tree into the next one, looking behind him, then he keeps jumping and swinging through branches*

Me: this'd be a hard as hell pic to draw XD

Eclipse: >:) *his razor wings rip out of his back, and he flies through the trees as fast as Sonic can run, slicing them down*

Acid: *jumps down* WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! *dodges a fallling tree*

Eclipse: *shouting down at him* YOU WANT A LIST?? XD

Acid: yeah, right! ok, i know WHAT, just don't know why the hell you're STILL trying to kill me! >:(

Eclipse: Ohhh... I'm not trying to KILL you... maybe maim you a little...

Acid: but WHY?!?!?!?! our argument's over! you win! don't kill me!!

Eclipse: pfff! I WON'T, dummy! :P

Acid: -_- you still haven't answered why.

Eclipse: oh, Acid... just for the hell of it! :)

Acid: *grins broadly, his fangs sticking out* well, why didn't you just say so? >:3 heheheh........ *leaps into the trees again, disappearing from sight*

Eclipse: *continues cutting the trees down* YOU CAN'T HIDE, GREENY!

Acid: *jumps back and forth on teh falling trees* i so too can hide, Mr. emoness! >8D *spindashes down a falling tree, picking up speed before hitting eclipse head-on*

Eclipse: *throws Acid as he comes as him, down into the dark forest below*

Acid: *bounces on the spindash, and lands on his feet* ow. nice throw. *jumps back into the trees*

Eclipse: *slams his fist down on Acid's head, knocking him back down* Thanks >:P

Acid: *yelps when he gets hit, and hits the ground on his back* owwwwwwwwwwwwwww......... nice punch too..... *gets back up and runs in the other direction*

Me: acid's a sprt of ninja/guerilla fighter. if he can hide from you, he can get you.

Eclipse: ... *chases Acid*

Me: NICE.

Acid: *fwoop, up a tree he goes. he gets out of sight before eclipse catches up with him, and the trees rustle in all different places*

Eclipse: COWARDS HIDE!!

*a big branch falls down above eclipse*

Acid: *somewhere above eclipse, his voice is echoey and boucing off the trees, making it very difficult to pinpoint his location* no, ninjas hide! >:3

Eclipse: *gets pwned by the branch* AH!

Acid: *laughter from the trees* hahaha!! unpredictable, huh? >:3 *more rustling around, a Flicky flies out, startled by the movement*

Far Away

Sonic: I CAN'T STOP SNAPPING FLICKY NECKS!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

back to reality

Eclipse: *throws the branch off* RRRR! *goes into his Condemned form, and starts tracking down Acid*

Me: expected that XD

Acid: *stays completely still, not making a noise, blending in perfectly with the trees* ..........

C. Eclipse: *sniffs around for Acid*

Acid: *is breathing heavily from all the running around, and is getting a bitty bit sweaty* ..........

Me: sniff the sweaty-hog XD

C. Eclipse: *to himself* gotcha... *follows the direction of the odor*

Acid: AAAAAH! D8> ........ fine. you win this one, nephew. but be warned. I WILL GET YOU O_O

Eclipse: TRY IT. My Condemned senses - they will TINGLE. 8C

Me: face. XD

Me: XDDDDD

Acid: *snorts and walks away* pfft. condemned senses, yeah right......

Eclipse: YOU DARE (bring light into my lair) TEST ME?

Acid: *still walking* yup! :P

Eclipse: shoot me. Right now. Find a gun and shoot me.

Acid: unfortunately, i'd have to get into the armory which is OFF-LIMITS at the moment. so so sorry, but i can't fill ya up with lead right now. why do you want me to shoot you anyways? i'm not THAT kind'a guy.

Eclipse: damnit, Acid! Ok then... throw a knife at me - like REALLY hard. Go ahead. *stands there, and opens his arms out wide, as if to say "come on - hit me!"*

Me: lawl Dark Knight reference.

Acid: i'm NOT gonna just randomly throw a knife at you!! what do you think i am, crazy? well, maybe a bit, but NOT THAT MUCH! what are you trying to prove, anyways? i know you're tough, you don't need to prove yourself.

Eclipse: pffft! You think I wouldn't know what I'm doing if I asked you to chuck a knife at my head? Just do it, or I'll have to aggrivate you!

Acid: fffffffff.... FINE! *throws the knife at eclipse*

Eclipse: *sidesteps and catches the knife by the handle so quickly that it's almost as if he never moved* THAT is my Condemned sense.

Acid: wow. impressive. *is actually impressed* now throw it back >:)

Eclipse: *jokingly* I dunno... I might make it go through your head... *plays with the knife a bit, throwing it up in the air and catching it again nonchalontly*

Acid: i'm your dad's brother. try me. *grins*

Eclipse: *grins, and chucks it as hard as he can - which is hard*

Acid: *steps to the side, as if to dodge it, but suddendly snaps forward, catching it with his TEETH*

Me: back. WTF? i go into the bathroom, total silence. i come out and there's a f'ing tornado outside. well, not literally, but you know what i mean. bad storm. hopefully doesnt kill our internet.
Lightning: *FLASH*
Me: im bliiiiiind!!

Me: noes! *smacks you in the face* better? BETTER? :D

Eclipse: *claps* teeth. Nice. Don't cut your tongue.

Me: ow. sure.
Thunder: CRASSSSSSHHHHHHSHSH BOOOOOOOM!!
Me: ...i'm not getting any sleep tonight, am i?

Acid: nyeh. *grabs the knife and puts it away* pwned. XD

Eclipse: pwned my @$$... I can melt into the ground >:P

Acid: I'M IMMORTAL. take THAT. >:P

Me: well, he is. XD

Me: nuh-UH!

Eclipse: you aren't IMMORTAL... you're just AGELESS. If you were immortal, then my dad would be absolete to YOU.

Acid: pfft. you know what i mean :P i still don't die. 'less ya kill me of course. but that's impossible XD don't get any ideas.

Eclipse: *evil smile* you just gave me an idea... >:)

Acid: .....f*ck. *runs like all of HELL is after him* D8>

Eclipse: WHOOP! WHOOP! THE CHASE IS ON! *runs after him* HAHAHAHAHA!

Acid: AAAAAAAAAAH! *throws a knife at him without stopping the running*

Eclipse: *dodges the knife, smile still stretched across his face like a caterpillar*

Acid: rrrr.... *remembers he has a speed advantage over eclipse, and speeds up a bit. he takes a sharp left, then run into the sim room control and types stuff in REALLY FAST then runs into the sim room*

Eclipse: *follows Acid back into the Sim Room* YOU GONNA DIE, PUNK!

Acid: *is nowhere in sight*

*the environment has changed from a cityscape into a dark forest. green. duh.*

Eclipse: D: dah.

Me: note, 'tis a forest with big big trees.

Acid: *is standing in a tree, grinning. he has an idea* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *echoes around, so it's hard to locate him* YOU CANT FIND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *climbs farther up the tree*

Eclipse: *turns quickly in the direction of the noise* SAYS YOU! *starts climbing up the tree uber-fast*

Strike+Skye: XD

Acid: hahaha! you can drive a tentacle in my brain, but you can't keep your balance! XD *holds a hand out to help him up*

Eclipse: *reluctantly lets Acid help him up* hmph.

Vorace: *snickers*

Acid: hey it's ok, dude. strike trips oh his feet all the time XD

Strike: OY.
Skye: XDDDD it's truuuuuuuuue XD

Eclipse: eh-hrm.

Vorace: ok?

Eclipse: satisfying fight. I be going now.

Acid: *clears throat loudly* AHEM. forgetting something?

Eclipse: ... ... NOPE! 8D *melts into the ground*

Vorace: wow.

Acid: GODDAMMIT!!! *runs out the door*

Skye: and there they go again......
Strike: *dramatically* WILL IT EVER END?! XD

Me: this would make a funny as hell comic XD

Me: unfortunatally, though, I am busy with my OWN comic...

Eclipse: *still in hiding*

Vorace: If you will be needing me, I will be in my room.

Me: i know ^^ i wanna read the script, btw. have you typed it up yet?

Acid: *still gone*

Skye: go nuts ^^
Strike: dude, i wanna have i fight in the sim room now XD
Skye: bring it on. >:3

Vorace: *walks out*

Eclipse: *locks himself in his own room*

Acid: here, batty, batty, batty....... *tracks him to his room* awww, batty-'clipsey went to hide in his roooooom~

Eclipse: *through the door* Actually I have a computer in my room - And the camera. I'm loading it onto Youtube :P

Acid: *ears flatten against his head* you know i can get neon to take it down, right? either that, or i break the door down.

Me: ugh, uploading stuff into youtube takes sooooo loooong.....

Me: I know :P

Eclipse: now WHY would Neon take down the door? As for you, if Lightning caught you busting down the door, he'd be on your case - do you know how expensive it is to fix doors nowadays?

Acid: i can put it right back. and neon WOULD take it down because he's a nice guy. he owes me one, anyways. :P

Me: holy CRAP. if you set the DS into column mode, it loads CRAZY faster O_O

Me: but what are the side effects?

Eclipse: psh! The video's already in que! >:P

Me: harder to find the last comment. it has a scrollbar, though. no horizontal scrolling, either.

Acid: !!!!! ECLIIIIIIIPSE! come on, man, don't do this to your poor old uncle! D:>

Eclipse: OLD? A minute ago, you were chucking knives at me and running up walls!

Acid: i AM old! i'm 86 YEARS OLD, dammit! D:<

Eclipse: ah, but you act like a first grader. XD

(posted page three for you)

Me: whoa-kay.

Acid: pfft. it's not MY fault that gerald stopped my growth at NINETEEN. it kept my teenager-ness intact :P now will you plz be nice and un-post that video? *halo*

Eclipse: *pretends to think about it super duper hard* hmmmm errrrrrr ummmmmmmm NO. How's THAT for an answer, Green and Grim?

Me: XD

Acid: *picks the lock with his awesome thief skillz and opens the door* i say you should rethink that answer, kid. >:3

Eclipse: O_O ... ... *points* LOOK, A DISTRACTION!! *turns off the computer*

Acid: AAAAH! *barely dodges it. it came so close it scratched his ear* hey! the point isnt to KILL each other, eclipse!!!

Eclipse: you certainly wanted to kill ME before... :P

Acid: figuratively, at least. i was never aiming at'cha, ya know. 'sides, even if i WAS trying to kill you, the sim wouldn't let me, remember? sheesh, i cant believe an argument turned into a death match. *facepalm*

Strike: wait, wait, wait. acid's being the voice of REASON?
Skye: i'm just as surprised as you are.

Eclipse: hah! Glad you understand! Now I don't have to keep jumping around, hiding, and throwing stuff at you like some coward!

meanwhile

Vorace: ... I just figured out right now that Eclipse was not even fighting, but rather, taking a defensive style/ running away. There was not a drop of offence.

Acid: *annoyed* so you ripped up my favorite shirt for nothiiiing? D:<

Skye: *bursts out laughing* XDDDDD
Strike: heh.... you know, believe it or not, that's acid's defensive style too. chase ya around, throw stuff at ya. if he had gone offensive he would have pulled a gun. XD

Eclipse: *beams* yup ^^

Meanwhile

Vorace: is it not that chasing one down counts as offensive?

Strike: naaah. he's only offensive when he's cornered. if eclipse had ever gotten acid's back against a wall,he would have been SCREWED～♪

Acid: *pouts* hmph. FINE Mr Grunpy McEmoness Jr. :P

Eclipse: don't call me that! I'm NOT emo!

Condemned: yes you are.

Eclipse: SHUT UP!

meanwhile

Vorace: We should set off the sim room.

Neon: right. *types some stuff in, and the room goes blank* *over mic* ok guys, fun's over ^^

Acid: hooray.

Eclipse: I went waaayyy too easy on you, Scaley. *he's refering to Acid's snake genetics*

Vorace: no more fighting, please.

Eclipse: you worry too much, Vorace...

Me: i know ^^

Acid: you're batty if ya think i gave it my all, kid. *referring to his bat genetics*

Skye: *grabs the mic* guyyyyyyys.... get your tails back up here! XD

Eclipse: shpfff! Hybrid puns... *walks out of the sim room*

Vorace: hullo.

Acid: *grabs his still-existent knives and his ripped-up shirt off the sim room floor, then walks out* pff.

Skye: omg you're not confetti! XD

Acid: nice to see ya too.

Eclipse: *whispers to Skye* I could have made him confetti if I wanted to...

Vorace: Be silent.

Skye: ecliiiiipse!! don't say thaaaat! acid never hurt you!
Acid: *coughyesididcough* ^^;
Skye: you're not helping your own case, acid -_-;

Eclipse: pffft! It WAS a good fight, even if we weren't giving it our all... :)

Vorace: the moods between you two change so quickly...

Acid: heheh! imagine if we HAD.....
Skye: like i said before, *points at acid* you'd be confetti, *points at eclipse* and you'd be dying a slow, inevitable death! :D
Strike: XDDDDDDDDDD

Neon: *facepalm* teens.....

Eclipse: *rolls his eyes* as if he could bite ME...

Acid: oh yeah? *grabs eclipse's arm and holds it close to his open mouth* i could if i wanted to >:3

Skye: whoa there, acid......

Eclipse: ah, don't worry, Skye... he's only bluffing... *snickers* you thought you could scare me, Acid? Even if you WERE to try and bite me, I can send a tenticle up your throat, and through your BRAIN...

Vorace: true. We can create a tenticle out of anywhere (NO PENIS JOKES PLZTHX)

Me: *fingersnap* darn.

Strike: *snickers*
Skye: *smacks strike upside the head* go be a perv somewhere else.
Strike: what? all i did was laugh XD

Acid: *lets go of his arm* then we'd both be dead. :P

Eclipse: *falls to the ground, because he was about to tug his arm away* AH - OOF!!

Vorace: XD

Acid: *gets bashed into* AAH! *is knocked to the ground* fffff!

Skye: OOOOOH. NOW he's miffed.
Strike: *under his reath* dont let him bite, dont let him bite, dont let him BITE!
Skye: you KNOW he doesn't bite anymore, strike!!

C. Eclipse: having fun, Acid? I sure am. *punches him in the face*

Acid: *is fighting the urge to bite eclipse, and kicks him off with both legs* not yet! >:3

Skye: NOW it gets fun......
Strike: *watches intently*

C. Eclipse: *lands on his butt* off! Tu est stupide! *burrows a hand into the ground*

Tenticles: *embrace Acid in a very very tight huuuuuuuug*

Acid: *is hugged* nein, ich bin NICHT blÖd, DU bist blÖd!!! *had an extra knife. he manages to get it out, and cuts one of the tentacles (CUTS not cuts OFF)*

Skye: *facepalm* he's been talkin' to ulrich again, isnt he?
Strike and where did eclipse learn FRENCH?! *confused*

Vorace: methinks from one of his old gangs.

meanwhile

Eclipse: AAH!! *lets go* Qui-esc-que tu mal dans la tête??

Me: he just said "is it that you sick in the head??" as in, "are you crazy??"

Me: shoot it didnt post the last time D:>

Acid: *jumps away from him* du magst das nicht, eh?

Me: "you didn't like that, eh?"

Eclipse: NON!! *charges at Acid*

Me: I think "non" is a little obvious.

meanwhile

Vorace: *cracking up*

Acid: *using eclipse's head as a vault, he flips over him* whee! XD *lands on his feet, and whirls around, throwing his knife at eclipse*

Skye: heheheh... i think it's more of a "what the hell lets beat each other up for the heck of it" fight than a "OMFG I WANNA KILL YOUUUUU" fight now XD
Strike: well put XD

Eclipse: *ducks from the knife* SWEET JEEBUS!

meanwhile

Vorace: *rubbing the back of his head* er... let us hope it does not lead to THAT...

Acid: *snaps his fingers as if in disappointment* aww, i missed! XDDDDD sorry 'clipse! :3

SKye: no i mean, it diminished from a death match to a just for fun type thing. i think.
Strike: i HOPE.

Vorace: They may still feel anger towards each other...

meanwhile

Eclipse: *turns back* sorry for not slicing my head off? *gets out his own pocket knife*

Acid: it was a joke, dude. *searches pockets for another knife, but finds none* aww, come ON! *sees one of his knives by the back wall* .............. *makes a dash for it*

Skye: mmh....

Eclipse: *runs at Acid, and slices his arm* payback for the building stunt you did >:)

Me: so... if, in the future, I were to make a Condemned video-game, I have the perfect idea for it... :P

Me: SPEAK O_O i have a neato idea for the whole hybrids thing too ^^

Acid: YEOWCH! oy!! *grabs his knife and points it at eclipse* okay, i guess i earned that. now we're even.

Me: ok - so... Here's the thing. Let's say there were two types of missions. There would be Eclipse missions and Condemned missions, one good, one bad. You get to play Light and Dark side, both. As Eclipse, you're doing missions like filler escort-the-woman-out-of-the-burning-building-maze, and adventure missions that further the story, such as a fight with Inderretta to understand WHAT'S GOING ON WITH DEMEKARRS EVERYWHERE IN THE CITY LIKE A ZOMBIE TAKEOVER... as Condemned, you get a whole new perspective. He gets things called "Mayhem Missions" In which you have to brutilly slaughter a certain amount of mobians, or blow up the police station, or something - or in some cases, have a fight with Sonic, where, because of his light aura, your hp is always slowly draining, and you need to quickly eat people to keep it up, like Venom in Ultimate Spider-Man...

Eclipse: not yet. I wanna cut your ears off.

Acid: *ears fold back against his head. he keeps the knife pointed at eclipse* aaaaaand, why would you wanna do THAT? in any case, I should be the one wanting to cut YOUR ears off! D:<

Eclipse: why is THAT, hmm? >:3

meanwhile

Vorace: *watches* ooh...

Acid: you're the one who took that stupid video! its the reason we're in here. >:(

Strike: i think the death match is about to start.
Skye: oops.

Eclipse: love ya too, Uncy. *playful grin* come get me, greeny! *climbs up the wall super fast, and goes on the roof of the building, leaping off of each roof to the next one*

meanwhile

Vorace: he is a Spider-Man/Superman hybrid. XD

Skye+Strike: XDDDDDDDDD

Acid: nrf. *takes out teh emerald* acid, ya lazy bum. *chaos control* *ends up a few buildings behind eclipse* don't look behind ya, kid!!! *starts to follow*

Eclipse: *his ears pick up Acid's voice, and he locates how close Acid is to him* FFFFF! *continues leaping*

Acid: heard me, huh? *chaos controls onto the building eclipse is about to jump onto* NINJAPOOF!! >:D

Skye: XDDDDDDDD
Strike: *facepalm*

Eclipse: *screeches to a panicked halt. He stays on the building that he was going to jump from* DAMN YOU!

Acid: i love ya too, nephew ^^ heheh, one thing i could do as good as your dad (or, i should say, he did as well as ME) is chaos control. ya comin', mr. mcEmoness Jr? >:3

Eclipse: ... ... SHUT UP! *jumps off the building, into the alley below, then runs for the park*

Acid: *suspicious* oy! where ya' goin'?! *slides down the side of the building and follows him*

Eclipse: *rips a whole slide off it's hinges, and throws it at Acid*

Acid: *walks next t him, arms crossed* sooooo...... no limits? >:3

Eclipse: If there were no limits, I might kill you >;3

Acid: pfft. as if you COULD. Neon'd probly set the limits ANYWAYS...... lets see...... real injuries or simulated? >:3

Eclipse; it depends - are you a wimp about getting a boo-boo? >:D

Acid: so THATS how you wanna play it, huh? fine by me. i've been drowned once, got shot full o' bullets, AND had a practice fight against vorace. i think i can take whatever you can dish out. >:3

Eclipse: alright... *cracks his knuckles* bring it on, tiny! *goes to the sim room control, and plays with the settings until it's just right - he presses the button to activate it*

Neon: *hadnt noticed them coming in, and turns around* whoa there, fellas! you can't go in there without someone watching you! sim room rules. >:(

Acid: okay, now you're here, now you can watch ^^

Neon: -_-; ....... fine. what are you doing in there anyways? *looks over the settings*

Acid: i'm gonna kick his @$$ =^^=

Eclipse: says you. >:P Neon, we need you to start the place up. Please? *goes to the sim part of the sim room*

Neon: alright..... but if this goes too far, i'm turning it off.

Acid: yeah yeah, we hear ya. *follows eclipse*

Neon: *over the speaker* ok guys. environment plz?

Acid: how does a city sound to you, eclipse? >:3

Eclipse: it sounds just fine... >:) *gets in a fighting stance, ready for when the fake city loads*

Neon: all right, *types stuff into the computer* city scape, minimal limits, anything goes. *hits the load button* get ready guys!

Acid: heheh. anything goes, 'clipsey. >:) may the best freak win.

Me: ooh, ooh, ooh! should we have skye strike and vorace come in and watch?

Me: i dunno. You wanna do that?

City: *loads*

Eclipse: *as soon as the city loads, he slams himself head-first into Acid*

Acid: *takes the hit, and flips backwards. he takes a pocket knife out, but doesn't open it* don't think i'll need it, but may as well have it. *jumps up onto the side of a building and runs up it ninja-style* you know you can go condemned whenevuh you want, riiiiiight? >:3

Me: yeah, let's do it!

Strike: *walks into teh computer room*
Vector: FIND THE COMPUTER ROO---- *shot*
Skye: ...okay then. hey neon, are eclipse and acid in here?
Neon: yep.
Skye+Strike: *run up to a monitor: >8D

Vorace: *slowly ambles in behind them* snrk.

SIM

Eclipse: I won't do that until you're tired so I can beat you senseless >:) *his fingers turn into claws, and he climbs up the building like spider-man* BECAUSE SPIDER-MAN IS COOL!

Acid: *snorts, then flips out his knife. suddenly, he slows down, enough so that it seems he's going to fall off the side, and turns around, running DOWN the building* catch me if you can! *holds the knife out, and lightly cuts eclipse's arm, and continues running*

Eclipse: ah! Damnit Acid! *lets go, and just drops like a rock. As soon as he gets near Acid, he grabs him. Eclipse then throws Acid beneath him so that HE would get all of the impact*

Acid: bad, bad, bad, bad, BAD! oh. *pulls out a chaos emerald* >:3 chaos control, plz =^^= *poofs a few feet to the left, just far enough away from eclipse so he can't grab him. he can't, however, stop himself from falling, and can only try to grab onto the wall to slow himself down before landing clumsily on his feet* owwwwwwwwwww..........

COMPUTER ROOM

Skye: i didnt know acid could chaos control.....
Strike: maybe cuz all the chaos emeralds are stored where no one can get them?
Skye: .....oh.
Neon: they DID say "anything goes".... anything can happen.......

Eclipse: OH FU - *crashes into the ground with a huge THWOOMP!* *arms shaking, he pulls himself out of the cement-crater* DAMN YOU, ACID! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! *slinks away into a sim-ally, allowing the fake-shadows the consume his shape, and hide Eclipse well*

Acid: oh crap, not again. *runs out of the alley and stands under a streetlamp* here, demon, demon, demon....... *watches, litens, and waits for eclipse*

COMPUTER ROOM

Skye: smart. he stands there so he can see eclipse coming.
Strike: that also makes him a sitting duck :P

Me: rawr. btw, i dunno if you remember, but acid's part taipan. snake. soooooo..... he has a good sense of smell and hearing, but not especially good eyesight. i think he deserves a warning, at least XD

Me: oh ok :P

*a small clitter of something hard against brick breaks the silence - it's coming from the left wall*

meanwhile

Vorace: because he has an extremelly frightening form as a demon, doing the "look out it is behind you" trick is a good way to cause a victim to freeze up.

Acid: *whirls around and throws his knife at the noise, ninja style*

Skye: whoa, nice reflex.
Strike: hopefully he didn't impale eclipse O_O

*the noice of a knife clinking up against brick, and falling to cold, hard ground is heard*

C. Eclipse: *suddenly pounces at Acid from behind, and scratches his back with his claws lightly* Sup.

meanwhile

Vorace: :P

Acid: YIPES! *eclipse's claws only rip his jacket-vest-thing, and he turns around* okay, maybe you DO have SOME ninja skills....... *looks at his torn clothes* aww, come on, that was my favorite vest!!! D:< *takes it off* fine, if that's how you wanna play it. *jumps up on the streetlamp* come and get meh! >:3

SKye: XD he couldn't resist taking his shirt off, could he? XDDDDDDDD
Strike: that's acid for ya...... XP

C. Eclipse: *uses tenticles to bring the whole streetlamp down*

meanwhile

Vorace: *golfclap*

Me: ok, ok, i just had the most hilarious idea EVER, but i need to confirm something. is eclipse pulling it down by the front, making it bend, or is he like, ripping it out of the ground?

Me: he's snapping the thing like a twig

Me: damn.

Acid: *jumps off the streetlamp before it comes down, bouncing off eclipse's head in the process* whee! *lands behind him* thanks for the lift! ^^ *before he has time to let go of the streetlamp, acid runs off*

C. Eclipse: *chucks the streetlamp at Acid while he's running*

meanwhile

Vorace: well now he is just throwing a fit.

Acid: *hears something flying towards him and looks behind him* what the..? OH SHI---! *dodges to the side, barely dodging the streetlamp* OY! what the HELL was that?!

Skye: XDDDDD
Strike: heheh. now he's miffed.

C. Eclipse: *rams into Acid when he dodges the streetlamp*

meanwhile

Vorace: tactic. Coming up from behind the streetlamp.

Acid: dude, i'm not kidding. hand it over >:(

Strike: *in between laughs* i... would either run... like HELL..... or ........GIVE IT UP!! XDDDDD
Skyye: if i were you, i'd give it to him XDDDDDD

Eclipse: *looks left, than right, then melts into the ground with the camera* NYEH NY - *cut off when he fully goes into the ground*

Vorace: *lmao*

Acid: RAAAAH!!!! I'LL GET YOU, ECLIPSE!!!! *runs out of the room*

Skye: XD
Strike: XD

Eclipse: *nowhere in sight*

meanwhile

Vorace: I fear thatfighting will insue.

Strike: ♪when you see my face, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell...♪
Skye: ♪when you walk my way hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you heeeell....♪ *puts her guitar down andturns the game off*
Strike: heh. they'll only fight if eclipse doesnt give him the camera XD

Vorace: my half-father is stubborn, though...

Skye+Strike: *looks at each other* DOOOOOOOOM! XD

meanwhile

Acid: *looks for eclipse* come out and fight like a MAN, eclipse! >:(

C. Eclipse: *reshapes behind Acid, cameraless* DO I LOOK LIKE A MAN TO YOU? *grins evilly*

Acid: *whirls around to face him* WHERE'S THE CAMERA?

C. Eclipse: not telling ;P

Acid: i will BEAT the answer out of you. *grins* and don't think that just 'cause you're shad's kid doesnt mean you automatically win. >:)

C. Eclipse: pffft! You think I win my fights cuz' I happen to be the kid of the so-called ultimate lifeform? Yeah, RIGHT. I win because I'm 100% badass.

Acid: PFFFT. yeah RIGHT. you don't have enough SKILLZ to beat me >:D

Eclipse: Nuh-UH!

Acid: YEAH-HUH.

Me: XDDDDDDDDDD

Eclipse: *without any hesitation, he succesfully trips Acid* how's THAT, "UNCLE ACID"?

Acid: *as he falls, he flips around and successfully punches eclipse right in the face, and lands on his hands and feet* how's THAT, NEPHEW? >:3 *pushes himself back up on his feet* *totally making fun of him* you don't have supah ninja skilzzz... >:D

Eclipse: I don't need super ninja skillzzz to kick your @$$. *smerk*

Acid: pffft. FINE THEN. how 'bout we settle this a different way, hmm? how does a fight in the sim room sound? *fanged grin* it'll be WAY more fun there...... and we can tear the place up without really tearing it up. >:3

Eclipse: BRILLIANT >:3 *walks to the sim room*

Evryone: *facepalm* XP

Me: well, IM working on a PAPER. (sort of XP) i have an EXCUSE. GO TO BED, MISSY! *points to your room* >:(

Eclipse: uh...

Vorace: NOT MY FAULT! *dives behind a chair*

Eclipse: XD

Me: well, now I'm fully awake - also, I was in my bed, tapping before.

Acid: *jokingly* oh, thats ok. that was the "spontaneous deconstruction" guitar XDDDDDDD
Strike: pfffft... XD
SKye: XD okay, maybe guitar isnt for you.....

Vorace: no, not really.

Eclipse: this is a riot. I need to videotape this.

Strike: *tosses him a camera* go nuts ^^

Skye: .....drums? *hands him the drumsticks*

Acid: 8waits for something else to explode, a grin on his face*

Vorace: *decides to reduce his normal strength by 10* ok. *lightly taps it, testing it out* So I tap the colored circle to match what is on the screen?

Eclipse: yes.

Skye: it's easy. if you can follow the beat---
Acid: and not break the drums
Skye: *ignoring* ---you'll do just fine, vorace ^^

Strike: XDDDDDDDDDDD

Eclipse: *presses record*

Vorace: alright. I will be trying my best...

Eclipse: put him on easy.

Strike: will do ^^ skye, pick.
Skye: hmm......... *picks eye of the tiger* easy as it gets. ^^

Game: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 8D

Me: lawl - I hate that song... XD

Vorace: *gets ready*

Eclipse: *snickering*

Song: *starts*

Strike: *pwns the easy n00bness*
Acid: *waitssssssss.....*
Skye: *had picked up the other guitar and waits for her part*

Me: dude, i just got called a n00b by a VIDEOGAME CHARACTER. WTF?! and a pokemon trainer, no less!!! WTF?!

Me: WTF???

Vorace: *waits*

Eclipse: *still filming* I wonder if Vorace will break the stick...

Song: *not starts for everyone but acid*

Acid: *WAITSSSS*
Strike: *nananana pwn, cuz its so easy*
Skye: *see strike's entry*

Me: i KNOWWWWW!!! and i beat him using JUST CHARMELEON O_O WTF?!??!

Me: WTF? WHAT VERSION/GAME WERE YOU PLAYING??

Vorace: *finally gets to drum a bit - he misses the first few beats, but manages to get into it*

Eclipse: tch. *still filming*

Me: platinum ^^ dude, it's pissing me off, i beat diamond in less than 15 hours, and i've got 24 on this one, and i don't even have the sixth badge!!! D8>

Skye: yeah, vorace, you're doing good! :) *still pwn*
Strike: XD
Acid: *decides to just be totally ridiculous* ♪♫RISIN' UUUUUUP~ STRAIGHT TO THE TOOOOOOOP~!♫♪
Strike: XDDDDDDD *thinking* he doesnt know eclipse has a camera XDDDDDD

Eclipse: *thinking* Oh, I am SO putting this on YouTube...

Vorace: :D *keeping to teh rythm, yo*

Acid: *still singing ridiculously*

Strike: XDDDDD
Skye: *realizes eclipse has a camera* XDDDDDDD

Me: XDDDDD

Eclipse: *tries REALLY HARD not to burst out laughing* :S

Vorace: *still focusing*

Acid: *STILL SINGIIIIIIIIING XD*

Skye: *is resisting the urge to tell acid he's being recorded*
Strike: *see eclipse's post*

Me: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Eclipse: wow, Acid! You're doing GREAT... *knows that Acid can't turn around to thank him because he needs to focus on the screen. On the inside, Eclipse is cracking up* I'm sure Dad wouldn't stand a chance against you.

Vorace: *snrk* XD *keeps playing*

Acid: *suspicious, he looks behind him during a break in the lyrics. at seeing the camera, he becomes furious* YOUUUUUUUUU!!! D8<

Strike: *can't take it anymore and cracks up, almost falling over* XDDDDDD
Skye: *can't take it either and laughs as well* XDDDDDDDDD

Eclipse: Hahaha! Hey, Acid, shouldn't you be focusing on the screen? XD

Vorace: *turns his head, cracks up, and misses a few*

Acid: SCREW THE GAME!! GIMME THAAAAAAAAT!! *drops the mike and tries to take the camera from eclipse*

Strike: *cracking up so hard he can't breathe*
Skye: XDDDDDDDDDD

Eclipse: *presses the "stop" button, still laughing, and backs away from Acid*

Vorace: *cracks up*