emerald comix part6

yea that sounds good ill wait for that

then i shall post them as written work probably this weekend though when I have more time

i like them... sounds fun to hear more... id like that

i'm glad you like it
my dad teaches me them, they are long there called shaggiey dog stories because you can make them go on forever like a shaggy dogs hair
my favorite I actually longger than this one
i'll post that on as a written peice
but i like typing in small joilts like this, but not realy long thoes jokes like that upper one

hehehe funny
very very long wow.... thanks though

here it goes, coution realy bad punch line ahead

One day a man gos into an old church, the man walks right up to the preacher and says," excuse me father but are you in need of a bell ringer?"
the preacher thinks for a moment then says, " well we havent had a bell ringer for a long while, but i'll have to interview you, *ahem* , what makes you qualified to be this churches bell ringer?"
"well", begins the man, " I come from a realy long line Of bell ringers, my father was a bell ringer, as was his father, and so on"
well the preacher is thuroghly impressed " great you start on sunday!"
the man is over joyed and then asks," Im sorry father but could you let me see the bell?"
"I see why not" says the preacher
and so the climb the stairs up to the open steeple and there the giant brass bell, the man carefuly inspecects the bell like an artist about to carve into marbel
say fater" begins the man, " may I ring the bell?"
sure go ahead" says the preacher
so the man stares a the bell and backs up and runns twards the bell an head butts the bell the bell swings up clannnnnnnnnnnng goes the clapperin the bell and it swings back *wham* hits the man clear of the the tower, annnnnd wham! right in the center of the cort yard below
the preacher of course is in shock and horror, he runs down the stairs, by the time he makes it down a small crowd has gatherd around the body
the preacher pushes his way through to the mans body, he checks the pulse... "he's dead!! "
the croud gasps and so,e where in the back somone yells out " hey fater, who was that guy?
the prweacher answers: " i dont know, but his face sure rings a bell!"


LOL

they shall wait for you:)

sounds good... i dunno how long i can be on the pc tonight though :(

Aww Im sorry this your day was bad hey i know some jokes If you wnt to hear them
there kinda long though.. but funny:)

lol :)
funny... good i need a good laugh today.... today was bad
thank you!!!