Ashura the Glitch (Colored)

*the Tank's left arm is clawed, almost sawed off it's body in an instant. Before it can let out a yell of pain it is cut horizontally in half with a downward slash of two lightsabers, killing it instantly* Nice work. You catch on quick. *sheaths both my lightsabers and sets the black one in my primary sheath and the red one- which look suspiciously like Darth Maul's -on the back of my belt(s)* But the safe house is still aabout a mile from here.

*lands on the floor on my feet, but this is irrelevant as i simply vanished into the ground as if i had jumped into a pool. i stick my head back out* another mile? fuuuun. let's get goin' then. :3

Very well...

*half an hour, 12.8 pint of spilled pressurized blood, 572 dead Infected, one dead Tank, and two witch encounters later*

*gasp gasp* Okay... we're at... they safe house. Just get inside and we're home free.

*the safe house is a small steel-plated house full of supplies, rations and anti-Infected weapons*

*ushers Chris in, and, making sure noone--or nothing--follows them in, she closes the door* pheww..... JEEZ, that was slightly horrifying. *looks at Chris* you okay? D:

*uses the force to disassemble my helmet, taking it off. my left eye has some synthetic skin peeled off, revealing a cybernetic eye* I'm good... but GAWD it's stuffy in that helmet. -_-

i can imagine........ *sighs and melts into a shapeless puddle* i am EXHAUSTED....

Take a break. We both deserve it... *sits with my back against the wall, trying to get some rest*

FFFFFUUUUU-- sinks under the ground and goes towards the Tank, grabbing its leg and pulling it into the ground, slowing it down, and then rushes after Chris*

*the Tank becomes enraged from not being able to move or smash anything*

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! *Force Dashes around the corner and into an large, concrete basketball court, closed off by three other buildings* *stops for only a moment to catch my breath* Each second the Tank stays in place for too long only makes it madder! And if it gets too mad... You'll find out what happens.

*not too far from our location, the sound of concrete breaking and crumbling, along with a feral, enfrenzied roar of madness, is heard*

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, I DON'T PLAY THIS GAME!!! D8<

I DON'T EITHER BUT KNOW ALL THIS AND MORE!! God, I sound like I'm married...

*the Tank comes crashing through the wall effortlessly, blindly smashing anything in it's path*

Get to higher ground so we can attack from a distance!. *force leaps up onto a fire escape, sheathed my lightsaber, and charges up a powerful force lightning*

*moves up the wall in shadow-form* helloooo? ANTI-FORM? no long-range moves??

*unleashes (man, I'm abusing that word...) the force lightning on the Tank, temporarily paralyzing it* Fine, then just kill the damn thing!

*Leaps out of the wall, materializing in the air, and tears through the Tank with her claws*

I DON'T EITHER BUT KNOW ALL THIS AND MORE!! God, I sound like I'm married...

*the Tank comes crashing through the wall effortlessly, blindly smashing anything in it's path*

Get to higher ground so we can attack from a distance!. *force leaps up onto a fire escape, sheathed my lightsaber, and charges up a powerful force lightning.

*guttural, feral roar is heard from an alleyway. Infected are launched out of the darkness, as if they were punched out* Speak of the devil... You want to handle the Tank? *throws a lightsaber at a platoon of Infected, dismembering some and cutting others the rest in half*

*pops head out of the ground* What the hell is a TANK?!

That.

*the Tank comes barging through the alleyway towards our general direction, knocking any common Infected out of its path. all the while yelling and screaming like a banshee*

We can't take it head on... Move to an enclosed area! *force pushes a path for myself and runs through it, headed for the nearest urban backyard*

*grins ferally, withdrawing her hand back into the ground*You won't be disappointed.

... We shall see... *kicks yet another car* *the next wave of Infected is even bigger than the last, averaging a total of at least 300*

Come... Feel the wrath of the Dark Side. *sparks fly from my finger tips to my shoulders as I charge up my force lightning*

*snickers, and slips away somewhere, out of sight*

*unleashes the force lightning of the first row of Infected, killing them after a few seconds. the other 291 come rushing at me.* If you're going to do something, do it now...

*all of a sudden, the dozen Infected closest to Chris look like they fall into the floor, vanishing from view. a few more Infected then start randomly popping out of existence, as if holes were randomly opening up in the ground*

Hm-hmhmhm... Impressive. **takes out a second lightsaber from the collection on my belt and runs practically into the crowd, slashing any and every Infected in my way* We have plenty of time before the special Infected make an appearance...

*mutters to self* lovely... *continues plucking Infected out of existence*

Whoops. Comment didn't go through right ^^;

*knocked head-over-heels by the impact, landing face first on the concrete* ..... oh, by por dose...(my poor nose)

*gets up, nos instantly regenerating oh-so-Deadpool like* hm... time to make like Shadow in Sonic 06!

Or Peter Pan.

..... ok, just no. *draws both of my guns and fires a few test shots at the shadow*

*the shots bounce off the ground*

Tee hee hee... silly Chris, attacking a shadow. >:3 *suddenly speeds toward him, sticking her hands out of the ground just enough to grab his feet and pull them back, effectively tripping him*

GAAAAH!!! *falls on my back* Well, I've still got a lot of tricks up my sleeve. *gets up* Tricks that AREN'T for kids! >:3

*continues a fair distance from him, then emerges from the ground, yellow eyes glinting almost happily* I don't see no kids. bring on the tricks! >:3 *fingers form into sharp claws*

Mmmmmm... HO-KAY! :D *teleports- oshi-I'm above you- and fires a couple of rounds from both pistols* I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHA F***IN' ANTI FORMS IN THIS MUTHA F***IN' ROLEPLAY!!! *sigh* That was lame, even for me.

O_O *is hit* .................OW. THAT HURT. ad that wasn't lame, i've said worse. at least i'm more TERRAFYING than YOU~!

*melts into the ground and avoids the grenade* it make the situation totally Aquard. :3 and you only JUST got the Mansex joke?! XD

Well, at least Critic isn't here to make an interVENtion >:3 And yes, I got it just now XD

*sticks head out of the ground* ....woooooooooooooow. XD

Boop. You're open. *charges at Mish's head, ready to slice it off with a katana blade*

LIES. *ducks back into the ground* :3

*swings at your head, but misses when you turn back into a shadow. the swing sends me off balance and makes me trip on air* I tripped on nothing. Ninja skillz.

fo' sho', foo. X3 *sticks head back out of the ground and razzes you*

*quick draws a pistol and fires a few shots at the head* Blam blam blam! ... Am I making my own sound effects again? >.>

*head now looks like swiss cheese* ...apparently the sound effects help your aim. *sinks back into the ground*

*perks up at the reference of swiss cheese* 8D ... WAIT. I can't eat Mish. >.> And apparently I can read actions now. *eagerly handsprings off the ground, ready for another round of "target practice"*

*tauntingly razzes again* :3

*sits on the floor and pouts* >8C

*RAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* :3

*shoots at the shadow without looking* -___-

*obtains yet another hole* .... meanie. *sinks back in the ground*

.... True. Maybe I should switch to something less violent... >.>

*scoffs* Bah. if it involves killing-slash-hurting me, of COURSE it'll end up violent D:

Weeeee cooooould form a temporary truce? ._.;

*sticks head out* .... that works. *extends a hand towards Chris* truce?

... *a flash of darkness engulfs me for a split second, cladding me in the Sith Stalker Armor again. i shake your hand with mine. it's cold, clammy and slightly creepy* Truce. :)

(is it as cold and clammy as a baing of pure darkness? XD)

awesome. *releases hand* so now what?

(actually, that skin is just plain dead D:)

Well... *gets up* ...Since we're now beings of darkness, doesn't it seem fitting that we dwell in darkness?

*tilts head sideways* what did you have in mind?

*opens a dark portal* I'll show you... But only if you're ready to perfom gruesome deeds to evil beings.

*grins* you had me at "gruesome deeds." lead the way.

Follow me then. *walks through the portal with you*

*After we exit the portal, we're in a wrecked hell hole of a city. The streets are littered with loose papers, used bullets, abandoned cars, and splashes of dried blood. The air smells putrid and the sky is a rusty brown color. It's obvious that the city was abandoned a while ago.* Welcome two Pensylvania. Two weeks after the Infection.

*goes back into the ground after exiting the portal* Infection? Infection of what?

(begin serious rp)

(ho-kay)

*lets out a small spine-chilling laugh that sounds more like a tiny cough under the vocoded sound of the life support system* All in good time, dearest. All I know is either they will kill us, or we will kill them. ... Stay close, but don't touch the cars. One's coming right now.

...Understood... *slowly sinks into the ground, going completely 2D*

*crying and sobbing can be heard in the distance as eerie music plays softly. a young woman with silvery-blonde hair and enlongated, sharpened-to-a-point fingers is walking slowly in our direction, crying her eyes out. the music gets more and more intense as she draws closer*

*tenses up a little* Remain absolutely quiet and don't move a muscle... She won't attack unless she's startled.

*tenses up, if it's possible for a shadow to do that* ..... *whispering* is... is that a Witch?

*the Witch gives out a loud sob, as if to answer Mish's question unintentionally. as she walks right by us, the music is so intense it feels as if something's going to jump out at you.*

*I'd be sweating if it weren't for the fact that most of my organs had been replaced with synthetic ones*

*stays as completely and utterly still as possible, yellow eyes fixed on the Witch as she goes past*

*feels you watching her, and growls as she passes*

*thought speak* -Don't look at her-

*averts gaze to a wrecked building, trying not to tremble...*

*soon the Witch is out of our sight, the music finally died down. only the sound of bullets firing, screams, and animal-like yells remain*

*finally relaxes* Mish... You're sure that you're ready for this?

*comes halfway out of the ground, propping herself up on her elbows* Of course. besides, if we get chased, nothing can touch me when i go 2D. I'm ready.

Well, if you truely think that... *kicks the front bumper of a car, setting of its alarm. yelling and screaming can be heard in the distance. and it's getting louder*

Keh-keh-keh-keh. I hope you're ready for this... *draws the signature black-bladed lightsaber, already holding it in reverse grip*

oh, i am... *sinks into the ground completely*

*a huge hoad of Infected comes pouring in from every corner you can imagine. some are yelling, some are screaming, stumbling, tripping, crawling, anything you can imagine... they're after us, regardless*

Stay down... I take care of the first wave... but you"ll be my first line of protection afterwords.
*charges up a huges Force Malestrom, even more intense than my first one* Starkilers powers... tripled... since the last game... Seen the trailer?

*grins, sharp white teeth visible even in shadow form* Yep. I squeed.

*the Infected are all around us, clawing to get through the crowd and be the first one to get us. when suddenly...*

GYAAAAAH!!! *the force malestrom is unleashed blowing back many of the Infected and completely incinerating everyone of them within a 20 yard radius. as the smoke clears, most of the Infected are un-undead (can you actually "kill" zombies? they're already dead! D:) and I've collapsed, shakily trying to get back up and regain my energy* Gah... now I'm more exhausted than before... *has just been to the gym IRL*

*places a clawed hand on your arm, attempting to pass some extra energy onto you* don't black out on me, now.

*The dark energy you feed me charges me back up quickly. Completely embracing the Dark Side, my eyes-under the helmet-turn a golden yellow with a reddish tint around them*

I'll be perfectly fine. Lets see how long anything else lasts... But it'll be your turn to shine next time around.

*falls off the edge*

KNDFNVEJKRNAVHPIa:GVUORF;SewI meant to say "to", lawl

*movez collidez and they asplodes*

*growls in frustration* okay FINE! *fades out of limit break* if you wanna go the hard way.... *puts up a hood that shades her face so darkly that you can only see her muzzle* let's go, then. *the keyblades flash, and she grins* beware the zero gear, Chris. >:3

if you insist. *switches first lightsaber to front grip and pulls out a dark red-bladed one* duel-wielding seems appropriate, yes?

i guess it even things out. sort of. *casts curaga on both of them, fully healing them* let's try this again, shall we?

yes. lets. and thanks for the heal. *unleashed stance*

*Roxas keyblade flourish-- 1:27-1:33* let's do this.

yes. lets. *force dash+up-swing*

*backstep+homing fira*

*holds the spell in a force grip, then sends it back to Mish*

(Starkiller did that to Boba Fett in the alternate universe :3)

!!! *crosses the keyblades in an X in front of her and it dissipates around her. she swings the blades back out* nice trick. try dodging THIS. *swings a oblivion up in the air, and spikes of ice start shooting out of the ground, going straight for Chris*

*sheaths the saber, and does a triple backflip to avoid the first wave of spikes, then does a force leap onto a random ledge* i just did. oh. what now?

*warp snipe--holy shiznits i'm right behind you* this. >:3 *sparta-kicks you aff the ledge and sends a homing firaga after you, ice spikes still waiting at the bottom*

!!?! *force repulses the spell and force dashes away from the spikes* aren't you the squirrely one? -w-

hey, blame the reaction commands. triangle button FTW! >:D *twirls the keyblades around* you gonna get offensive now or what? :3

damn right i am! >:3 but first, a change of wardrobe *out of the suit comes a red goo which covers me and basically turns me into a Carnage rip-off but i guess that's okay since we've ripped off almost everything popular in this rp already* Carnage rules! >:3

ooh, crossing over are we? fine, let's amp this up a bit >:) *stands back, and holds both keyblades out to my sides. after pausing there, a glyph appears on the ground under me and orbs of light shoot out into the sky, and converge high above. a bright light flashes, and something seems to meteor out of the light. when it comes near, it opens it's wings and lands near me* i summon, VALEFOR! >:D

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6rOScQ2-Fg )

this is gunna get interesting! >:D *forms two axes out of my hands* DINNER TIME!! *lunges at Valefore*

*swings a keyblade up in the air*

Valefor: *rises into the air with a powerful flap of its wings, dodging Chris. he flies around in a circle, then stops, and flaps its wings hard at chris, sending a sonic wave in his direction*

*cringes at the sound of the waves, seeming to shrink before it when...* KIDDING!! >8D *detaches a bladed part of the suit and throws it a Valefore like a discus*

(In case you haven't read the comics, Carnage built up an immunity to sonics. But he's still vulnerable to fire and heat. *cough*Ifrit!*cough cough*)

Valefor: SCREE!! *is hit, and thrown back, crashing into a building*

Me: dammit. okay, new plan. Valefor, you can go!

Valefor: *pushes itself off the building, and flies off*

Me: mmm.... *spins the keyblades around in a circle in front of me while flames gather onto the blades. i point one at the ground, and a small ember leaves the blade and goes into the ground. i kneel, and a glyph flashes on the ground, and it suddenly rises. the pillar of earth contains Ifrit in a red-hot bubble*

Ifrit: *breaks free, sending me flying, but he catches me gently on his shoulder and lands, then sets me down, and roars ferally at Chris*

MAN, I love his intro!! XD well, lets get things started! *shoots out some goo at his face to temporarily blind him, then leaps at him*

Ifrit: SNAAARRGH!! *is temporarily blinded, but he can still hear him coming, and shoots a fireball in his direction*

*is thrown back and takes a bit to recover, but shakes it off and runs on all fours at him again*

Ifrit: *shakes off the goo, and starts casting fira spells all over the place*

*jumps up to avoid the lower attacks, then widens my jaw like "HOLY SH*T THAT'S BIG!" and races down towards Ifrit*

Me: *points a keyblade at the air* HELLFIRE!

Ifrit: *its eyes light up, and it seems to grin. it charges up a fireball in its mouth*

*ttly over confident and keeps charging down*

Ifrit: *leaps into the air and takes the fireball in it's hands, splits it in two, and flings them at Chris*

*misses due to Ifrit jumping, but is too late to avoid the fireballs* Oh, mother fu-! *BOOM*

*Chris is now trapped in an epic column of fire, omfg*

Ifrit: *pulls out a massive slab of the ground and chucks it at Chris*

Me: O_O; i forgot how epic ifrit's overdrive is...

*symbiote is burning away under the intense heat* FIRE BAD FIRE BAD FIRE BAD FIRE BAD!!! DDD8

Me: OKAY THATS ENOUGH IFRIT.

Ifrit: bawwwwwwww. D:> *leaves*

Me: *the ends of both keyblades glow with a bluish-white light, and she spins around, leaving an icy shockwave. it impacts Chris, immadiately putting out the flames*

Me: painful... *cuts himself and more of the symbiote pours out and completes the suit again* but completely unnecessary! >:3

D8>

you JERK! *STYLE CHANGE! goes into fire blazer mode, looking like her and her keyblades are literally on fire* have it your way, then!

i didnt mean to be one :<

*COSTUME CHANGE. the symbiote shrinks into him, still leaving red along his body, with the black focused along my eyes and sides in a Deadpool=esque (damn, i really need a new word for that) suit* Ninjas! :D

i forgive you. *smirks* dual-weilding's the way to go, though. *spins in a quick circle, sending a wave of flames at Chris*

and so iiiiiiis *teleports away from the flames and pulls out two .45 pistols* DUEL-WIELDING GUNS MOTHA F***A!!!! >8D *boombangshoot*

*pulls an ACC Cloud and deflects the bullets with both blades* OY! YOU JUST RIPPED OFF SAZH! D8< YOU DO NOT RIP OFF THE GUY WITH THE AFRO. *flings one flaming keyblade in a Flame Raid attack, then rapid-fires fira spells*

*jumps over the keyblade to avoid it, pulls out two blades, and rapidly spins them to deflect the flames in mid air, making a perfect 10 landing* could a guy with an afro honestly do THAT? i mean, it's bad enough that im doing a bad deadpool impression, but then i have to rip off ANOTHER guy!? oh well... *sheathes the blades* *EPIC FINGER POINT* NINJAS!! >:D *after a few seconds, a stampede of ninjas comes from the side rushing to trample you*

Oh shi--- *does a one-bladed Reflega, and a spherical wall of magic surrounds me. ninjas bounce off and go around me, and my second keyblade lands on the ground a bit away with a loud clatter* damnit. i need that.

... well, TWO can play at this game! CHIMICHANGA!! >83 *a gigantic chimichanga walls from the sky and lands on you*

*looks up* oh shi--- *is smushed*

*dusts hands off*Well, my good friend, I believe our work here is done.

???:Even if this is still going on?

Hey, am I getting those little yellow speech bubbles form inside Deadpool's head now? ._. FREAKING SWEET! 8D

*the chimichanga's shadow begins to move, then a piece of detaches and oh-so-very-sneakily sneaks up behind chris*

*totally doesn't notice*

of course, I don't get to use as many pop culture references, but...

*Hey.*

Yeah?

Did you ever get the feeling you're being watched?

Or that you're about to do a double take?

RAWR. *a shadow version of Mish emerges from the shadow and tackles Chris to the floor. the anit-Mish laughs* nraahahah~! i snuck up on you~!

(responded up thar)

*would show a cat face if it weren't for the stupid helmet*

Me: *does a kick-up and is back on her feet* naw, i watch my dad play force unleashed all the time XD now... how's about this? *glows with a blue aura* this is what happens when a keyweilder gets low on HP.... >:3

well then i guess il just do- *activates Dark Rage* THIS! >:3 you SHOULD know what this does >:3

Me: *is on Limit Break* this'll be very fun. VERY fun. *dashes forward at an insane speed, slashing quickly and precisely with both keyblades*

oh yes it will. *take a defensive stance, blocking and parrying each slash with expert timing*

Me: nrrrrrrrrrrr.... *lessens the force of the attacks and instead makes them almost rain down on chris*

*channels the force into the lightsaber to form a shield of lightning around it to widen my range of defensive blows while still blocking the keyblades, but with less speed*

*gets past the mid-point of the limit break and goes into final limit* >:) *suddenly starts shooting off vertical beams of light in many directions simultaneously* dodge THIS!

i think i wont and do THIS!!! *a huge thing of force lightning rains down on me and dons me in a suit of armor. the Sith Stalker* *Vader-like voice+shaky and forced breathing* then again... *shields myself with an orb of lightning around me*

OH NO YOU DON'T! *the light beams become taller and wider-- stronger, though the effort is showing*

OH YES, I DO! *summons up some seriously powerful force lightning to counter the pillar headed towards me managing to counter its force through some serious effort*

lets get some epic fight music in here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-fxfDHoDAI

y not, boi? >:3 <3

The fanfic Mish was reading centers around Zack, Cloud and Aerith pre-KH1, but it includes all the other FF characters as well, such as Leon (COUGHSQUALLCOUGH) and Yuffie etc. Mish enjoyed reading it, though it got rather..... awkward..... in later chapters....

yeah, kinda sucks. at least i won't get distracted by forums while I'm trying to draw ^^;

you went there. i TOLD ya not to go there >:3 <3

Chris doesn't like awkward things.

i never tried the forums D:

well too bad, i'm there. WHUT NAO? >:3 <3

eww, not THAT awkward.... sort of.... it's the pairing that throws you off, it's unexpected, and i THOUGHT it would gross me out, but strangely enough.... it.... didn't. DAMN YOU, CRAZY FRIENDS! *shakes fist* gawwwwd. just one year ago i'd be grossed out at the thought of a mutual three-way...... WHATS HAPPENING TO MEEEE?!?!?!?

not THESE/JUST forums. mostly KH insider + deviantart. and here. and fanfiction.

id have to kill you, but i dont hit girls >83 <3

oooh. whoops. hanging out with Critic has taken its toll on me. and you too it seems XD

ah. never really got into forums. never bother to reply

haha, so you can't kill me even if i go that way >83 ha!

BUT ITS NOT CRITIC IT MY CRAZY YAOI-LOVING FRIENDS, AAAAH! they've corrupted me so much that now i'm not fazed by the thought of a threesome! D8 GAAAAARGH!

ffffff i think someone put a virus on KHInsider, cuz my computer won't let me into the forums because it found 22 threats DX

Me: *pulls out a lightsaber* orly? >:3

do you mean threesome as in "lovey-dovey" or threesome as in "awkwooooooord~"?

D:

Me: *pulls out oathkeeper and oblivion* yarly >83

errr... both. ^^; mostly lovey-dovey, tho. it's implied that they... do things.... but it doesn't show it at ALL. so that's probably why i'm totally cool with it. XD then again, since i've seen pairings for all 3 of the characters with each other, i guess..... wow i can't talk today. it's ZackxAerithxCloud. XP

i can only look on there in my DSi. i'm sad.

Me: two words for ya, chica... *pulls out the BADASS sith stalker lightsaber w/ a black blade* *PSHEEERR* bring. it. on. >:3

wow, you're reeeeeeally pervy, Mish XD no jk. lol. i know what you mean. i dont mind it at all as long as it stays cleeeeeeean. raaaah... DX

Mish needs some cheering up :c

Me: with pleasure. >:3 *dashes at you and takes a right-handed swing with oblivion*

no! that's not-- argh, the story didn't start that way, GAWD.... as soon as i get on a computer, i'll drop you a link. it's really good. i think they're cycling through all the genres or literature. it's gone friendship>adventure>tragedy>romance>drama. all we need is some horror x3

Mish is fine now. ^^

Me: *blocks the right swing in reverse grip* your too slow~ >83

I'm sure masked guys laughing when they're down is horror enough >.>

Chris is happy you're happy :D But now he can't decide on which last Pokemon he should choose for his team D:

Me: you forgot my other friend. *swings Oathkeeper downwards at Chris*

no, i mean in the fanfic :P speaking of which, i have to see if they added a new chapter :P

Mish is... not happy anymore (& it has nothing to do w/ snapple) She wonders what pokemon you're considering.

Me: *has to break the lock and jump away to avoid the swing* ooh-hoohoo, tricky

im wondering if i should post the flash instead of just making it an icon >.>

Chris is concerned about Mish and asks her what the matter is. Chrism has already on Mewtwo instead of his (legit) Deoxys. 1. It's easier to get. 2. It's the second highest base stats pokemon, rivaling Rayquaza and Giratina and topped by Arceus (vs Deoxy's very unbalanced 600 base) and 3. I won't be accused of hax by Pokemon extremists

Me: *backflips back, landing easily on her feet, and goes into a battle pose* i'm not the ninja of our group for nothing >:3

POST THE FLASH.

school just hates Mish. there's something wrong when the only times you've failed a test it's with the same teacher. Mish has a LEGIT Arceus. and a shiny lugia. although she's not sure whether it's hacked or not ._.

Me: then just call me the adrenaline junkie *flashy lightsaber twirl* >83

D8

Chris the teacher is doing something wrong. *cough*healsothinksitshacked*cough*

Me: is that a challenge? >83

DO IT. O_O

Mish agrees. with both. oh well. Mish can tell the only thing that'd be hacked about it is the color. the stats are normal.

Me: i dunno, whadda YOU think!? >83

*on the internet channel*

Chris would only hack a pokemon if he couldnt find it in the wild. but only in the area it`s found in.

Me: I SAY IT IS! >8D *throws oblivion at you and rushes behind it with oathkeeper*

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. O_O

Mish doesn't hack anymore. she USED to have an action replay, but after a bad experience with fire-red, she's scared of it now.

Me: and i said- *force pushes oblivion back and follows it with a homing ball of force lightning. aka: Sith Seeker* ONE OF US IS GOIN DOWN!!! >8D

*on the computer* :D

Chris wants to know what happened now

Me: *catches oblivion as it comes back and x-slashes the force lightning* and that'll be YOU goin' down! *swings both keyblades up*

yai!!

Well, mish tried to get pokemon to appear in places her game glitched up and it kept freezing and making highpitched noises and then it died. :(

awwww D: Chris had a fixed version of that on Pokemon DX. It still froze ):

Mish realized that Chris totally skipped both the fight AND other other conversaion.

OH, GOD DAMMIT!!! *shoots self three times*

Me: *jumps to avoid the swing and swings the lightsaber strait down, using the momentum to come crashing down lightsaber first*

*Procrastinating+CAHSEE*

Chris is very sorry.

Me: *R+x+backwardstilt=backstep* finally learned how to dodge in dissidia. >:3 *takes the opening and stabs forward with both blades*

Mish says it's okay, but she wonders what CAHSEE is.

Me: *has barely enough time to parry the first blow and avoid the second blow* thanks for the tip :3

Me: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr. *THUNDARA! various bolts of lightning come erratically from the sky in your general direction*

Me: OSHI-! *counters the spell with double-handed force lightning* whew! didnt wanna get my clothes singed. then I'd REALLY be the stripper >.>

Me: that only works with DUR hurhur! XD *shoots a homing fire spell followed by an aero*

Me: *the spells stop almost in front of me and start swirling around me along with anything else near me a i charge up force energy* you do it... *huff* to me... *huff* all the time... *huff* regardless... *huff* what's your excuse?

Me: i dunno. school's rotting my brain. i just went through three notebook pages worth of Trig. *casts magnera-- you AN the spells start becoming drawn to it*

Me: owch... *finally releases the energy into "Force Malestrom" which is a really powerful force push with a 360 range pushing you back a ways* HUAAAGH!!

Me: !!!!!!!!!! *crosses the keyblades in an X to block the move, but is still thrown back really far* AAAAAAAAAAAAH! *lands on her back* OOF!

Me: *stands still a while to re-charge my force energy* didn't see that coming, huh? -v-

lol <3

Mish now understands, and wonders why chris made such a video.

it looks ok, but i gotta photoshop it for it to look good. i'm basically granting Zack's wish and giving him wings <3 it upsets me that Zack was the only 1st class to never get wings.... Genesis, Angeal and Sephiroth had wings...

hee <3

Chris did it for teh lulz.

baw, you're so sweet to fictional characters <3 yeah, except sephiroth's a (bad-@$$) psycho, genesis is, well, genesis and angeal's... well... angeal's okay i guess >.>

hee hee <3

Mish laughs.

i try to be nice to real people but they never let me </3 Angeal was awesome, i was sad when Zack had to kill him... and Zack was pretty upset too, he nearly burst into tears right then and there.... he managed to hold it in until he got back to the church where Aerith was..... TT-TT

ironically enough, the only one who wanted wings never got them....

*rolls eyes* <3

Chris smiles.

i did ): well, i suppose i would burst into tears if it was one of my friends/fatherly figures

aww, what was that for? <3

Mish wonders what to discuss next...

yeah... and the fluff-filled moment with Zack and Aerith didn't help my sadness D:> she's tending to her flowers in the church, and she says something to Zack. when she gets no response, she turns around to look at him. he's sitting on the ground, facing away from her, slouched over and staring at the ground. when she approaches him, she can hear him crying; so she comes up behind him, and she wraps her arms around his neck and rests her head on his shoulder in what has to be one of the most BAWWWWW-ful videogame hugs ever. i'd link you but I DONT HAVE A COMPUTER NOW, GRRRR....

this new running gag we've got going <3 the 4th one so far, i think <3

Chris says that we could discuss how good looking, dashing, handsome and overall full-of-himself he is.

bawww ); ill just look it up *after looking it up* note to self..... that scene+ "free fallin" dont mix well......... *emo*

oh yeah, this <3 this is fun <3

hahah XD

didn't i leave a link on your profile? :/ if not, i know i left them on critic's....

yus, tis <3

c-c-c-combo breaker!!

saw it already.....

heheh <3

Mish covers her mouth and apologizes. somehow she knew she'd be the first one to mess up...

ah. wasn't that hug utterly bawful? D:>

hee <3

Chris says not to worry about it as she`s not the only one with that problem. it happened to Chris today as well

ikr...? );

hahaha! <3

Mish is still sorry. Mish ttly almost beat a guy in a race at the skating rink. Mish's FEELIN' GOOD! XD

that one's getting a nice PS sketch from me--- AGH, THE SONG FOR THAT SCENE JUST STARTED PLAYING NOW IM ALL SAD AND--- awwwwww........ *sniffle*

hahaHA! <3

Chris shouts "WHOO!" and high fives Mish.

does Mishy need a hug? :c

hahaHAha! <3

Mish high fives Chris. Mish thinks that her newwww Cloud cell phone charm must've had something to do with it, since she's never placed in a skating race in her LIFE until she had it (and her phone, mind you) in her pocket.

after watching Terra and Ven's ending, too? yeah. i kinda need it.

BWA-HAHAHA!!! >8D <3

Chris has those moments too, like the time he found that shark tooth just lying around and he`s been a bit luckier ever since.

*hugs* what you need is a relaxing song. try Nostalgia by Yanni. he`s a Greek pianist :3

._.; <3

Mish is happy she has a lucky charm, she kind of needed it.

*hug* unfortunately im on my DSi and all the relaxing songs i have are either KH or Crisis Core DX

^^; <3

Chris is happy too. His friends are all the good luck he'll need.

then get on the computer, silly :P

:D <3

Mish agrees, though it doesn't hurt to have a bit of extra luck.

can't. sneaking.

:3 <3

Chris says that you and Critic are enough for him.

dammit DX

XD <3

Mish feels loved.

IMA GIT ON THE COMP SOON, GAWSH.

X3 <3

Mish is loved not like that

... now are u on? ..>

^^ <3

Mish knows what you mean.

....nope. LLEXI STOLE ALL MY TIME, GAWD! and photoshop was being stupid and kept randomly turning off the pressure sensitivity DX

:D <3

Chris knows you know.

its called taking a break. all artists need it D:

:) <3

Mish wonders what the next conversation topic will be.

neeeeeeeeeh. i like drawing too much TT_TT

^^ <3

Chris is too upset.

even more than my vids? );

:D <3

Mish wonders if he's upset for the same reason she is.

NRAAAAAAAAAARGH MY COMPUTER WON'T PLAY IT BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T REINSTALLED QUICKTIME YET GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

8D <3

Chis says yes, but he's slightly cooled down now. Only a little.

D:>

XDDDD

Mish is glad. She doesn't want you getting sucked into all this crap.

i just gotta finish cleaning up my disaster-zone of a room and then that computer'll be ALLLLL MIIIINE....... *WORKS HER BUTT OFF*

:3

As much as Chris wants to do something about it, he doesn't want you to worry so he won't.

mission accomplished? D:

^^ <3

Mish is relieved. Mish knows for a fact that if you fall into his trap, you never get out.

nope DX and i'm going to a museum today, so that's not getting done either---- AND I DON'T GET ANY INTERNET?! WHAAAAT?!?! bawwww!!!!!!

:) <3

Chris thanks Mish for warning him of his so called trap. He'll never fall into it.

well, at least you'll have fun there ri- wait, HUH!?!? DDD8>

C: <3

Mish is glad.

YEAH, I KNOW!!! at least i can use PS + write my fanfictions without getting interrupted :/

:3 <3

Chris is glad she's glad.

on your dsi? or you still have computer? >.>

>:3 <3

Mish feels this conversation's goin' 'round in circles. Then, Mish remembers the fanfic she was reading last night. that AH-MAH-ZING 61-chapters-and-counting-KH-fanfic......

i wont get internet on the computer in my room, but i can still tap.

dun you go there w/ me, grl >:3 <3

Chris agrees. Chris remembers the thing Critic showed him where Sonic's an evil jack-hole which comes complete with art and an EM-AZ-ING story as well.

:(

hee <3

Chris did it for teh lulz.

baw, you're so sweet to fictional characters <3 yeah, except sephiroth's a (bad-@$$) psycho, genesis is, well, genesis and angeal's... well... angeal's okay i guess ..>

Vanitas is freaking INSANE!! i mean, LOOK at the guy! eerily enough, he looks like Riku in his dark suit..... WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?!??!

mish rolls her eyes but laughs, obviously remembering the joke.

ikr!? D8 i have a few theorys about him, but i dont remember who he was in kh 1&2. and you GOTTA tell me how to link using words XD

Chris smiles knowing he`s done his job

who's the theory about, Riku or Vanitas?

OKAY, so you gotta copy the url, type [url=] INSERT THE TEXT YOU WANT TO BE THE LINK TEXT HERE [/ url]

Mish smiles gratefully, happy she has a friend like you.[/url]

ventas

DANKE :3

Chris is flattered and slightly red by Nish`s compliment and is happy they both met.

Vanitas. XD you mixed Ventus and Vanitas, lolol...

np <3

Mish snickers at the spelling error, but feels the same.

two screw-ups in 1 comment; its a new record! :D

huuuuuuuuuuur <3

Chris facepalms at himself and laughs

lololol... XD you know what they say, if you're gonna make a mistake, make a big one XD well, thats what we say i theater at least >.>

STRIPPER?! WHERE?! D8> DO NOT WANT!!

Mish rubs the back of her head, just grinning.

wana know what WE say? :3

there`s no "dur" anywheeeeeeeere~ <3

Chris assures that she`ll never find it since she rarely goes on my minor pics

what what what? :D

oh goooood~ <3

Mish is relieved; she believes that once was enough. Mish turns red as she remembers the "incident."

"THE STAGE IS YOUR dog!!"

so therefore your statement in null and void <3

Chris tries not to remember but also turns red.

HELL YES!! our theater has a ghost.

awesome~ <3

Mish wanted to kill Critic that day.

i lurv ghosts :D

tee hee <3

Chris wanted to gut and roast her like a Christmas turkey.

yeah. i remember, on the last night of West Side Story, during the last scene, a box fell backstage. EVERYONE WAS ONSTAGE AND THE CREW WAS NOWHERE NEAR IT.

lol <3

Mish would've helped you, but was content with arguing with her about it on the phone.

freakyyyyyyyy~ >.> i always love ghost stories. im even planning on getting a bunch of friends together for next halloween and.... oh, thats a secret still <3

Chris is curious to what Critic's defense was.

ooh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuun <3

Mish thinks that she said it was just for fun and she didn't mean it.

yyyyyyyyyyyup <3

Chris says that`s Critic for ya.

lolllll <3

Mish shrugs. Mish wishes she would'nt do that-- mish's friend wants her to stop talking in third person....

tee hee hee <3

Chris asks if Mish agrees.

heeeeeeeee... <3

Mish is confused as to what she's agreeing with. mish enjoys speaking in third person.

Mree hee hee <3

Chris says that he wondered if Mish wanted to stop speaking in the 3rd person. Chris enjoys it too.

iron queen laugh, lol <3

Mish likes the third person. She finds it very amusing.

lawl i just remembered that <3

Chris point's out that Mish used the second person to identify Mish and that if Mish was really using 3rd person Mish would use Mish and Chris in every sentence and Mish would make it really long.

hahaha.. <3

Mish would like to point out that "she" is also a third person term, thus, mish can use it at any time.

ha <3

Chris says DAMMIT.

ha HA <3

Mish laughs, then grins, having proven her case.

ha ha HA. <3

Chris loses his case.

ha HA HA ha. <3

Mish pokes chris and says it'll be ok.

omg..... Vanitas has gold eyes..... and apparently, black hair...... D8 *WANTS TO KNOWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT HE LOOKS LIIIIIIIKE*

HA. HA. HA.

Chris knows.

attraction or curiosity? >.>

YOU FORGOT THE HEART!!! <3

Mish knows that Chris knows.

EPIC. CURIOSITY. DUDE. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT VANITAS LOOKS LIKE. all the scans show is a sliver of his face: one half-open golden eye, and a piece of a black eyebrow. that's IT. and the creator of the game said that you don't get to see his face until the end of the game D8>

i ish sowwy <3

Chris knows you know. He knows what you did~ Yet he foooound oooout~ So grateful, so- Chris is shot.

well, jeez THATS a rip off. worst villain cameo since venom in spider-man 3 -_-

its ok <3

Mish is now confused. she hurt herself in her confusion.

well, no.... i mean, if Vanitas' face hasn't been revealed, then there must be a really good reason for it; one being that he resembles an existing character, like how Ven and Roxas are identical. a lot of people look at that picture of that bit f his face, and keep saying "Xion"..... i mean, yeah black hair, and the eyes look a TEEEEEENSY bit girly cosidering how long the eyelashes are, but.... the voice is already cast as a male, and he's referred to as "boy" and "he" so.... unless he pulls a Xion at the end, then no.

yai <3

Chris says that it's a reference to bentley jones song ~FINAL NIGHT~. Chris says he's also doing the theme for Sega All Stars Racing.

well, knowing square, i suppose you're right. sorry, wasnt feeling too optomistical :(

w00t <3

Mish is.... still confused....

well, idk. we'll have to wait and seeeeee......

hee <3

Chris asks why. Why. Tell em that it's human nature *too awesome to be shot*

lawl <3

Mish's mind isn't running well. Mish needs more sleep.

.....what? ._. *SLOW*

huuuuuuuur NOWHERE <3

Chris face palms and tells her that it was Michael Jackson's song.

you need to get off at night and GO TO BED.

lol <3

Mish's mouth forms into an "o" as she understands.

it's not MY fault i apparently have insomnia!! and that crisis core is so awesome.... and sad.....

mree hee <3

Chris' mouth also forms an o and points a finger up, imitating the King

and addicting? XD same with me and platinum...

iron queen, lawl <3

Mish laughs.

D8> .....i-i beat it....... g-g-GAAAAAH!! ZAAAAAAAACK!! WHYYYYYY?? WHY LIKE THAAAAT?? the b-blood... and the rain..... a-and CLOUD.... nyaaah.... i never thought i'd hear a scream like that out of him.... DDDDDX

iron who nao? ._.;

Chris made a video about that

iiiiiiii thought you already saw it but OMG IKR!?!?!? DDDDD:> but it DID push the graphics to the limit. as expected from square :3

archie comics <3

Mish wants to see it.

i never saw all of it, i freaked out when i saw the blood ._. and... playing the game made me understand the ending a lot better. like for example, the person that comes to get Zack's soul after he dies is A-Angeal.... *sniffle* this line inspired a pic, you'll see it when i photoshop it: "Those wings... I want them too." -Zack

O <3

Chris disagrees. Chris says it's a video playing all the songs from Sonic Battle at once, ear raep.

i lyk blood though :D so THAT'S who it was! i was confuzzled at that part >.> I WANNA SEE IT. O_O

Mish sweatdrops as she realizes that if critic found this, she would never let it go.