Goryness

Well, originally I was going to do this with words, but I thought it would be better without it. (If you really want words, then tell me and I'll do another one with words)
 
Okay, here Aquamarine is telling one of her gory stories.
Poor Ruby...he fainted after only the first "and I thrust it through his heart"...
 
If you can't tell what the sidewalk is saying, here it is...
Bob loves Bobina!
No, Bobina loves Bubba!
Tough luck, Bob