Join My Slave Union

<font color=gray><b>J</b>oin my slave union. The union begins this winter. Ok, this is quite the deal fellas! You become my dog for enternity (or until you die) and you get paid minimum wage AND college credit! Is that a deal or is that a deal!? Well anyway, there will be more sure to be updated, I'll write a union
constitution (or whatever the hell you call those things) at a later time. No this is not a joke, and yes, you WILL get real college credit.<br><br>
<b>O</b>k, I did this out of spite because I was feeling evil this morning. That's the new me, with my haircut ^_^ My friends wanted me to get rid of my stubble but I wouldn't let them. Well, that's the unoriginal me, sportin' the all black outfit and the turtle neck ^_^ Well, technically it's not a turtle neck, but it's comfy! Really tight fit for maximum exposure to my weak little sticks I call arms.<br><br>

<b>O</b>h, and by the way: Join my Slave Union.</font>