Cruddy Dib

and:
(i'm still pretending to be johnny)

me: knock knock

lena: who's there?

me: knife.

lena: No thanks i don't want to buy a knife.

me: it's free.

lena: OKAY! *stab with imaginary knife*

one what? i went to a concert at lena's church. as a joke lena asked to to tell her a story *we always do that*

my story *it's plagurized :D*
I'm gonna tell ya the story of Johnny the Homocidal Maniac.
(tells story)
And squee was really you (points at lena)
*in scary man-sounding voice* guess who I was.
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and there were other stories but here random fake facts in the story:

Johnny hates girl in bikinis

Squee is afraid of fences.

Johnny is ticklish.

Squee is really homocidal.
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the toher story took place in the car on the ride home *lena was being squee and i was being johnny*:

(lena had to open the door while the car was going to get it shut)

me:Then Squee fell out the car.

lena: WHEEE!

me: then squee got back in the car.

(i don't remember this part but it ended in squee crying over something)

me: don't cry (pats lena on shoulder with knife)

lena: (still fake crying) why did you do that?

me: i though it was the hand with the soda. (pats her agina with the jhands with soda) (gets covered ni soda)

lena: (ticked off and not crying now) why did you do THAT?!

me: i though it was the hand with the kinfe.

oh coolness!!!!!!!1!!!one!!111

working on new picture series. the result of watching too much zim and playing the teen titans battle blitz game too much.

we become the Teen Terrors *ironically the villains are the heros and the heros are the villains, and the tallests are just there* vs The S.A.N.E., Super Annhalators Never Explode *a name which vexes johnny*

Johnny- Crow *paraody Raven*
Cat- Wild Woman *parody Beast Boy*
Zim- Vilture *parady robin*
Poe- Starblaze *[paradoy (duh) starfire*
Gir- Robot *parody cyborg*
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Gaz- Hex *parady jinx*
Dib: Gadget *gizmo*
Terra (johnny's little sister)- Terra.
Red: Red X *no need to change the name...*
Purple- Slade *woo!*

one of the bad things if i just lived with my dad instead of both: no hot topic. my dad's scared of that store. i wanna bring him in there some day...

that could work....

cat knows! go to gifts and click comic books. or just type in Jhnny the Homocidal Maniac in the search...

oooo i would if i could but i can't....i don't even KNOW where they put the comic section in the hot topic i go to. they just rearanged everything again. *sigh*

ooo.... HAND THEM TO ME THROUGH THE COMPUTER! i went to hot topic and my hand was inches from one. but my mom was standing behind me... as soon as we're old enough

1: johnny is going to drga me to hot topic.

2: relize there's only one edition there

3: is going to drag me back home where she'll buy 'em on the internet.

4: we cruch over them protectivly and read.

of course. e_e well, maybe if i ever see you EVER, i could loan you my two.