Invader Powderpoe

JTHM ROOOOOOOOOOOCKS!!!! XP

this was before i knew that JTHM was a comic and i though he was just a fan character, then i learned there was an actual johnny. I WANNA BE AN ACRHAELOGIST!

*almost explodes from luaghing* XDDD OH MY RIBS!!! *this is really happening btw*

obey my list:
“Continue!” yelled Dib almost exploding because of the laughter.

“Now Johnny hates Dib boy, so does master. So this is what Johnny does: he stuffs him in a sack, closes all the air holes, uses a match then BOOM! DIB has gone bye-bye!” Dib stopped laughing, and Johnny was taking notes.

“Sack….Air holes…Boom!” mumbled Johnny as he wrote. Minimoose squeaked.

the list goes on and on:
“FOLLOW ME!” Yelled Gir as he began to sing to the tune of Yankee Doodle “JOHNNY IS A MANIAC FROM VASQUEZ’S IMAGINATION! AND WHEN HE’S BORED HE LIKES TO KILL BIG HEADED CHILDREN!”

“Why ME!” yelled johnny. Dib started laughing hysterically.

“Johnny has many friends, they come in many sizes, unfortunately for him they are all dead!” Sang Gir “THEY ARE ALL DEAD! NOW THE NEXT VERSE!”

“NO! PLEASE GIR DON’T!AND MY FRIENDS AREN’T DEAD!” yelled johnny.
*WHEEEEEEEE! I'M DEAD! WOO!*

aaaand:
“Hey, Big head boy! Are you hungry? Really hungry?” asked Gir as he stuffed a pizza down Dib’s throat.

“No, Gir!I-I’m Choking!”

“Yeah, stop. I want to destroy him.” said Johnny.
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“And as for this fellow.” said President Man looking at Johnny. “For trying to destroy the person who yelled at me he is now the person in charge of all the stuff that goes boom! “ *the main reason*

and:
“Try 7, 21, and 23.”

“Hey, it worked. Thanks-” Dib stopped as he looked back to see who gave him the combination.

“Hello again, Dib. You didn’t let me finish last time.”

“AAAAAAHHHHHHH! JOHNNY!” shouted Dib.

“Aaaaaahhhh, Johnny? I like the sound of that. Now time to finish this, Dib.”

“Hey look over there, something a homicidal maniac might like!”

cat: i actually stole my escape from the happy hotel from a fanfic i read, the same one that made johnny johnny.

the parts johnny is named after:
“AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! cough cough AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Yelled Dib running outside trying to get away from Johnny.

A few minutes after Dib got over the fact that now he has a homicidal maniac after him:

“AHHHHHHH!”

Oops. Guess he’s still not over it. Wait. Now he is:

“Okay. I’m okay. Now I need another plan to get in. One that does not involve meeting with that Johnny guy again. Now let’s see. That’s it! I will- figure something out! Now I need to think even though it hurts me to do so. I GOT IT! The sewer!”

ken: mmmm cheeeeeze.

cat: YEAH! THEY GIVE OUT FREE CHEEZE! but ne day some guy stole my cheeze so i pushed him off a cliff and ran away.