Ishida16

Im listening. This is relevant to my interests!

You have my attention

YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED? Why the heck are we Skyping when I could just call you?

FREAKIN BALLS.

Well that call was interesting i guess. 0-o

Irony:

First call = my dad interrupts
Second Call= your military officer interrupts

I have given up. Never call or communicate with me ever again. We have divine intervention.

Haha and it was only for a 10 minute meeting...im sorry were cursed but dont be sad! I am getting plenty injured and will have a boatlod of stpries to tell ypu

I MISS YOU!

What? Irreverent picture with comment? Nonsense.

Oh hai Buu-Tran! This is odd and unusual! You never admit missing people... hmmmm are you going through emotional stuff? Well anyways i would like to chat if you ever want to and have time but right now i gotta go continue to get screwed up :) been awake since 5 on thursday and still goin!

Yes, how did you know? I recently finished my abominably useless menstrual cycle, and the hormones make me sentimental. It is over now. I do not remember making this comment whatsoever. *cough*

We will schedule a 1 minute Skype chat over the weekend [if I can remember]!

Stay alive until then; you can die after the Skype!

Ok can we shoot for sunday

P; *picks nose* Hmmm. I will THINK about it.

Alright but keep me updated im having fun for once downtown!

YOU ARE DOWNTOWN IN PENSACOLA?!!!!!!

No im in san antonio texas! And were ghost hunting

Bring me back some ectoplasm.

This Skype thing will NEVER WORK!

Well shoot way to get my hopes up...

Nevermind, it MAY work! *shooting them up again only to blast them down with a plasma-cannon*

I do not know whether to play Skyrim, do homework, watch "Homeless to Harvard," draw more yaoi, or play Skyrim...

CHOOSE ONE.

Well you are you so you nee to play skyrim. But youll never match up to me hahahahaha

WHAT? I thought you had little time to catch up to Skyrim. You have been playing it?! If so, what race and level are you?

(I bet I would play Skyrim whether you wanted me to or not)

well i dislocated my patella and have more free time now! level 66 nord and hes awesome!!!!

PSSSH Skyrim DOES NOT belong to the Nords!

Level 48 Khajiit Imperial Bastard with Pickpocket 100. I honestly think I never met any character and did not try to pickpocket them. THIS TELLS SOMETHING ABOUT MY CHARACTER.

Were you ankle wrestling with bears or did you just fall? That means I only need to look for a limping blonde at downtown Antonio, Texas!

100 smith archery one hand two hand heavy armor light armor sneak pickpocket lockpicking destruction

HOW DO YOU HAVE THE TIME.

Well, if we ever see each other in real life, I expect to see your expert pickpocketing skills.

Also, your phone number is still the same, correct?

eets 850 377 7668

That as the coolest talk I have had in a long time! We should do it again sometime!

My dad came home from the library, so now I must eat dinner. YEAHHH

Oh well i guess bye :(

So what have you been up to?

Har har har; you little sissy pants! I only give time to those who deserve it! Did you get a nobel prize for saving the Ukrainian president from an Alien Hulk attack? I DO NOT THINK SO! Go do something productive rather than speak to old Asians with academic un-commitment issues.

That is funny because I recently heard indirectly from Hannah about hanging out/spending some form of time. You guys are coming like locusts-all at the same time.

I am fulfilling my distance from old friends after high school graduation until the end!

SEE YOU IN MY DEATH-BED! YOU WILL NEVER GET SOCIAL QUIRKS FROM ME AGAIN!

Well really im just getiing smoked every day and it sucks... I was kinda just bored and forgot you dont like talking to people anymore NERD! I guess i wont bother you DX

Give me a heads up for when you ever have time to step back on Pensacola land. We could gather Stephanie and have a trio beach party while making fun of an invisible Rocio!

And i can have flashbacks about all the times ive gotten smoked at the "beach"

Why is "beach" quotated? Is this a metaphorical beach? Plastic beach? Getting-high-all-morning-and-night beach?

Whenever it rains the volleyball pit gets flooded and the instructors call it the beach and smoke you in it! That was a particularly painful day...

Affirmative

Maybe.

Gracias for the asthma.

I drew the vikings and dragons because I have been feeling guilty about the universe lately!

Oh goody! Just swell! You know you may have redeemed yourself from that last... fiasco ... only because the blondes are gunna get eaten though. Mistreatment of blondes is a must *completely shaved my head yesterday*

You must feel like quite the Bruce Willis now!

More like insignificant military guy

I heard about the Navy Seals' special training on the radio, and it sounded rough. The wash/dropout rate is around 65%, so I imagined you working hard to just physically stay alive over there! Just know that if you survive this training, you have got a shot, and you will learn a whole bunch along the way (like all the different ways an anime girl can show off her panties in a manga panel). Surviving the military, among the idiots, determined ones, anti-social ones, and overly social ones, you will come out the greatest! (it is like high-school all over again!)

Sayyyyyyyyyyyyy. Are you free to speak on Skpye May 7 - May 11 (that is the dead week before summer classes start)?

Good for the seals but my job has a 90% plus drop out rate. Being completely honest im most like.y not gunna make it. Better guys than me. Me have quit and failed so it reallly only a matter of time. But yeah i can skype but youll have to text remind me becuae im not logged into skskype4/7

GIRLY. Do not be a girl about it. I do not have to go through all the physical and mental strains you have been through to know that Special Ops is hell, but you were excited and bent on this in high-school! -And it would be such a shame to even think about quitting it now! P;

But unfortunately i dont have what it takes. My recruiter made it seem so simple but its not. Its the hardest thing ive ever done by far. Huuuh i was bent on it but i just cant do it!

NOPE NOPE SHUT IT YOU BLONDE BALDY QUIET QUIET! We are going to have one heck of a mother-lecturing-child conversation on Skype! (it will be something you would have not waited for for years!)

Your recruiter makes it look easy BECAUSE he made it! He went through all the obstacles, maybe more, to get to where he is, so of course his job is easy! You have got to make it, even if all your ribs break under the impact. Blondes never quit!

My recruiter didnt make a spec ops job! He didnt know jck about the career! But dont worry i dont expect anyone to under stand unless they have been here.

;___; Oh, well that is stinky!

Well, go speak to the men that you believe "have what it takes!" Surely, they had to make many sacrifices to even look like they have what it takes!

Orangutans!

Hmmm you seriously miaunderstand the attitude here. The guys that are the farthest in the pipeline hate everyone else and think everyone else sucks

Dang it, I take that as a no. it is alright, I will hang out with COOLER brunettes! P; * dramatic arm wave*

;_______________; Well, go make yourself a little nerd herd in the military camp with you as the only member and call yourself the top. DO IT!

Say, are you free this Friday to Skype? We gotta reminiscent before I blow you off for yaoi or something.

Yeah we can skype i should be free at 430 ans its 11 now

Oh, arg, 4:30 PM is when my parents come home and tell me to swim/clean the pool! *thinks hard* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

Oh dank!

Did you die from gangrene yet?

nope not yet! i do leave in like 2 days though!

GUUURagHJNALSKHDSFLSNGKHGJllksjhdfjlsg ifjhsdlnjslgkjlas! *pulls hair out*

Lolololol buuuuuuuuuuu imam saying hi from bmt

BMT. Hmmmm. "Biggest, Meatiest, Tastiest" Sub.

You jerk, you were working for Subways all along?! I know how to read cross-cross-sandwich language!!!!

U crazy i didnt get any sandwhich training
I demand a new job!