Ishida16

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AHHAHAHAHHA!!! Brandidididididos! You gotta see how much of a start YOU ARE!

Lol this was awesome

IT IS THE BEST NON-STUPID THING IN THE WORLD WOMAN!! *Shakes you* Your low-self confidence will be the end of you and is contradicting to logic at the moment!!!

Yeah not to be repetitive but that was great! in fact im jealous of Buu right now cuz she got a gift art! And more jealous since its this one which is freaking hilarious because its like it is true!!!!

Ps Dont down yourself or Lucky will get you when your sleeping 0-o

Sweet! but Im just happy cuz i was in a picture :3

And if you made one for me I might scream like a little gir-- I MEAN ROAR LIKE A MAN POWERTHIRST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAH MANLY!!!!! *tries to yell but sounds like a girly scream*

NOOO I got this! 8tries roaring one more time but a meow comes out instead*

or practice makes everyone laugh XD

or is it ??!??!?!?!

More like stimulating your large brain! I bets you are pretty smart!

nope I won cuz you amz smartz!

YES YOU AMZ

....NO I'M NOT YOU LIAR!!

NO ONE beats me with the red font!

*goes to corner to slowly shrivel and die from redness*

A liar but I forgot why : )

Glah? W-What are you saying.. That im just Glah to you? *eyes water up*

YAY! *jumps into air and falls on face* Haha woops

More light random components for multipurposefulness!!!! i always get hurt btw BUT I ALWAYS MANAGE TO BRUSH IT OFF!

Yah cuz usually she has me do some insane flips and crap and battle dangerous things just for the sake of doing it... Huh too bad though...

Its ok it keeps me fit! And It led me to meet you eventually so now I get to look forwards to talking to you everyday!! WOOH

*blushes* Awww Now im all embarrassed and stuff!!!!! Now I have to get you back! *kisses your cheek* haha be embarrassed and turn red now Muhahahahahaah!

You are probably my best online friend.... hmmm yup you are my best online friend hands down!

*KISSES EVERYONE'S CHEEK*

EVERYONE BLUSH! EVERYONE BLUSH!!!!!! AND I WILL REEK THE PSYCHOLOGICAL BENEFITS!

YOU DONT COUNT AS MY BEST ONLINE FRIEND BUU!!!! Freaking never on and stuff and always being somewhere else and not online

NAH! NOOOOOO!O!O!O! *falls over on ground and falls asleep with smile and blush on face*

*wakes up* fine you win this round but next time! ill be the victor!!! *does random dance for no reason whatsoever*

NEVER one day I will win!

oh really?

I am helping this box get smaller. Seriously, I have gotten these boxes to a REALLY small size. Like...literally word and letter per row small.

;0; Hey now Brandoody, I promised myself I would not go on here as much because of school, so I shall do it, because the coolest online buddy in the world does not break her inner promises! Plus, you've got THE PAIGE(from now on, we add a frivolous/adventurous "the" in front of her name and CAPITALIZE it!!!homedawgh!), and I have made sure that she was well-qualified before I hired her. I gave her the slave food and leash supplies, so do not anticipate me!!! ;-;

If that does not satisfy you, I will tickle you in your sleep, but it will feel like a slight jab to the intestines. P: The lather will be just your imagination, and you will peacefully go back to sleep.~ *huggles and kicks*

OMG!! I LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS, THE BUU!! So I have to feed THE BRANDON and walk him and stuff? I think I can do that....I used to have a dog. I USED TO EAT DOG FOOD TOO (I still do...SOMETIMES)

yeah im pretty easy to handle just let me into a bathroom every once in a while and im good!

No she is too cheap to pay anyone but she wont kill you either... *shes a ninja*

yup thats all that really matters XD

Bu-but i still want to talk to you sometimes... I barely see you anymore and usually in bio your talking to rocio and not the two people behind you ;-; So Ill make you feel guilty until one day youll get online and this time doesnt count!!!! jkjk dont break promises or ill hit you.or poke you or spine tingle you but probably poke or spine tingle cuz i cant hit you!

I DONT NEED YOUR SYMPATHY!!!! *throws a beagal at you and runs to a corner*

what?

I cant I bow donw to one person. She is the only one I will bow to for her stomach pokes are deadly... Plus whats so special about you hmm? Are you my twin sister telepathic buddy/ master?

I do not know who that is!

AHH WHY CANT YOU JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE

*SUPER HYPER-VENTILATE* THEY DELETED THEIR ACCOUNT?!?!!

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

That is not funny! *starts to run after you*

*squeezes into a small bunny hole* HAH! Can't get me- because you're too tall for your own good!

Go hide under the Biomed desk again!

But I can become extremely skinny if I want to and slip in tiny places... Plus with my messed up bones I can twist and hide in the bunny hole with yous <3

*pokes your back*
Buu: What do you want
Me: Hi *hugs and runs away*

...What are you guys doing in my Rabbit hole?

UmmmmUmmmmmmUMMMM NOTHING!!!! *trieds to get out but hits head*

WOOT I made it! And i only broke three bones doing so. Man I am awesome

Yeah good thing! Oh no i forgot my wallet in there!!!!!

Oh noo! Even though I kepp my money in my pocket... hmm whats in my wallet.. OH NO MY LIBRARY CARD I HAVENT USED IN A YEAR

OHHH SHIZ YOUR RIGHT!!! *quickly looks under bed to find hes not there... * Oh i give up its too hard DX

myes this is my room... What do you think?!?!?!?!?!


Hmmm well maybe he his it in one of those drawers over there.. I dont really keep anything in them but you can chenk those while I look in my closet of doom!

IF YOU DELETE YOU ACCOUNT I WILL CATCH YOUR HAIR ON FIRE TOO!!!!

He well you guys are cool enough AND I DONT NEED THE OTHERS ANYWAYS YAY IM TOTALLY LUMPY

I'M COOL?!?! *makes a totally nerdy face* ...What do you mean your Lumpy? I'm babysitting right now..I've had SEVEN CUPS OF CHERRY DR. PEPPER. with every sip I thought of you :3

Idk I was watching Adventure time because its funny and this person was like Oh yeah Lumpy so I typed it cuz I canz!

haha Everytime one of my Dr. Peppers goes missing Ill be like hmmm I WONDER who that could be *eyes you suspiciously*

ROFL Dont Od on Dr. Pepper otherwise how would we comment back and forth to eachother XD

Lololololol dont get it trouble! Just be discreet about it or something! booby trap your surroundings so no one can find you on the computer or drinking the sweet sweet beverage that is Dr. Pepper.

Trip wires that sound alarms ans creaky floors are a good trap also have an advanced laser system set up in every hallway! *nods* Yeah Now Im going to tickle you some more MUHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH

Hmmmm do i get paid a meager amount and will i be under the harsh rulership of you? If so then yes I think ill be able to juggle my slave duties and guard dog duties cuz im cool like that! When do I start and what do I have to do!

Hmmmmm.... ok done deal!!!!! *puts awesome collar on* There now I am ready to be your guard!!!!!

*rebellion* Never!!!!!!!!! In fact bow down to me!

MYESSS

fine then ill just sit over here not bowing to you

*stares*

I'm gonna draw you a picture. (Well, I already planned to do that a long time ago, but it is an ever-inching-closer-necessary need now.

For your nice KEYCHAIN and BUUK. <-- I read it on the bus today. It's cartoons bring back amazing memories, when I was forced to read about how to be a "successful" teenager, and thought, "This is stupid, I do not need to be told what to do at this age!" but I like the book a lot and wished I could somehow grab it somewhere. And here it is! DIVINE INTERVENTION! Question.

How much did it cost? >:[ Hopefully not more than 8 dollars.

HOLY COW I get a picture! *dances a little* Well actually I lied all I did was stand up spin and sit back down but thats like a little dance of happiness!

I told you the trouble I had to go through to get that book right? How the sky worked against me with thunderstorms and flash flood rains! Well It was horrible! And the wind pushed against me the whole way... *now comes the over exxagerated part* And then I battled 3 twelve eyed giants!and when I got there I had to stab myself with a sword to purchase the book!

Ummm it cost ummm a little over 15 i think but the price should be on the back in small print or something!but dont feel bad I made that bet knowing how much it cost and it made you happy and I GET A PICTURE!!! So it was worth it!

Well I get hurt all the time so it's nothing when I do get hurt lolzzzzzz XD and junk... So I stabbed my self in the back since it has been toughened up by pulling a 5 ton vegetable cart for years! The giants went down easily! I told the first one his haircut made him look fat so he cried and I became friends with him (so if you need giant stuff done just talk to me) and the rest... well I warned them about the powers of blonde slaves who have an obstacle in their way.. THAT OBSTACLE IS GOIN DOOWNNNN!!! So they laid down and went to sleep. Then after al that it took me a hour to find the book even though it was right in front of me the whole time!

Yeah you know the phrase with blonde hair comes great responsibility? XD jkjk its just easy to make fun of me being blonde! And heck yeah im a slave! Luckylace claimed me to be her slave and her sister and her twin and tons of other things! Do not worry though I totally love the job

WOW ther chill out.. Have a nice refreshing Dr. Pepper XD

"DO YOU NEED ENERGY? THEN TRY POWERTHIRST; FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY. SHOCKOLATE, IT'S LIKE ADDING CHOCOLATE TO AN ELECTRICAL STORM. GET READY, CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC. YOU LIKE STRAWBERRY? WELL HOW ABOUT RAWBERRY?! MADE WITH LIGHTNING. REAL LIGHTNING. SPORTS AAAH YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM. IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK FOR MEN. MENERGY. THESE AREN'T YOUR DAD'S PUNS, THESE ARE ENERGY PUNS, TURBOPUNS. SCIENCE, ENERGY, SCIENCE, ENERGY, ELECTROLYTES, POWERLYTES, TURBOLYTES, MORE LYTES THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR. YOU’LL BE SO FAST, MOTHER NATURE WILL BE LIKE “SLOOOW DOWN” AND YOU BE LIKE “frack YOU” AND KICK HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS."

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

OMG I remembers that!!!!!!!!
You’ll have so much energy, energy (aaaahhhhh!) just running all the time. Power running, power lifting, power sweeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies. You’ll have so many babies. 400 babies.

*eyes glow red and I grow 70000000 feet tall* YOU STOLE ONE OF MY DR. PEPPERS!!!!!!!!

*calms down* Its k you did draw that picture so that ones free.. next time ask or else *eyes glow red again*

nah your cool dont worry!

8tosses pheonix down on you* There all better!

hmmmm Curaga?

I AMZ HEALS YOU

WOOT ALIVE PARTY AT MY HOUSE

Lol kk I can wait

LAME TRY AGAIN!!!

...FINE. *presses "restart"*
Computer automated voice: Stage one. Two Players. Please state your Name, Age, Blood Type, Grade, Pin Number, Dream job, super power, weapon of choice, WPM that you are able to type, Address, Phone Number, Height, Weight, current Boredom level, how far you can spit a cherry pit, the seventh president, occupation, salary, and Model Number.

Me: .... o-o' Paige, 14, A positive, ...IDK, ...It doesn't have a 3 in it(or does it?), Pastry chef, I'm able to stare for long periods of time without my eyes drying out, UUUHM... KARATE CHICKEN LAUNCHER, UHM...ONE, YEAH RIGHT DUDE, ...it has a 6, 5' 7", ...120 TT_TT', 60, ...10 inches?, UUUUH...OBAMA., Homeschooled Insane person, NONE, ...the 1996 model...of the P.A.I.G.E.

Computer automated voice: Full PIn number required.

Paige: NO WAY MAN!!

Computer Automated voice: ...*drops a brick on her* Next Player?

Paige: oooowwww....*rubs head*

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL we have the same blood type ( I only recently found out after giving blood* But thats pro!

*starts up monotone voice*
Name: Brandon
Age:17
Blood type: A positive
Grade: 12
Pin number: 77345741425636345263578264853747124317462783
Dream Job: Bone Surgeon
Super power: My hair is on fire
Weapon of choice: Gun Blade
WPM: like 4
Address: *points* That bush
Phone Number: 529-0057
Height: Five feet and 11 inches :'O
Weight: IDK like 150
Boredom level: Fatality!
Cherry Pit spitting distnce: 3 feet
7th President: Some dead guy
Occupation: Student/ awn mowing MACHINE
Salary: little to none
Model Number: 1992 Version of ISHIDA!!!!!!!!

Computer: Let the game begin *an axe flies into my face* GAME OVER

Oh cool! I really wanted to be O positive for some awesome reason...Oh well, if you're dying and need blood...I guess I could cut open my arm or something.

Paige: *stares at Brandon, with an axe in his face, in horror*
Computer: Birthday also required.
Paige: WWWWHHHYY?!?!
Computer: so we can put it on your grave stone.
Paige D8 FINE. August 6th 1996
Computer: *types it in*
Paige: ALSO, WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?!?
Computer: A love game.
Paige: GAH, SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE HAS BEEN LISTENING TO TOO MUCH LADY GAGA *me*
Computer: No you idiot, it's a game of DEATH!! *throws a granade at her stomach and it blows up*

OH no my birthday...must enter it

12/31/92

Computer: Powerup activated god mode on

No Paige nooo! *runs over and noms the grenade* Mmmm tastes like im dying! Now To finish this game once and for alll *lets out a real battle roar and shouts* IHR MONITOR IST LAHM!!!! *listened to too much Rammstein*

nah I wanted new years eve. Then it can feel liek at least someone celebrates my birthday! (nobody really does)

*takes axe out of face and throws it to you*

yay! i wish i would have known your birthday earlier cuz then i would have made the best picture comment ever and you would be like *smile* for the rest of the day *nods*

ill tell you what we can do *kung fu fighting plays over random loudspeakers*

*lets out asian yell and starts kung fuing* comon paige its fun!

Ill make my own cake this year and somewhere ill put something of yours on it! hjahahahahah the perfect plan! And Ill get you another Dr. Pepper XD

Uhh... paige.... We kinda defeated all the enimies like 10 minutes ago... : D

XDLOLOLWUT? Dr. Pepper cake? That sounds funny just funny XD

And now es ist zeit zu TANZEN! (it is time to dance)

*noms cake and offers you half* Comwe on dont make me get fat eat half of this too!

Hmmm some dance music and techno stuff... I mean you cant dance to rap... well you can but thats just like trying to jave sex with clothes on and you look dumb doing it... rock is more of a single dance thing where you just jump and move your arms and stuff... so yeah LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

How will you get to Florida... Idk As soon as I save enough to buy a car then one day BOOM Ill crash in through your window even if it is impossible just to dsay hi and look cool! Hehe you really want to meet me and Buu huh?

Bu-but I dont think I know how to dance... *holds out hands* Teach me please?

Man if I was at a dance and saw ou all mopey I would be like *drags you up* DANCE TIME!!!!

???? wut? 0-o

omg but who amz you?

OMG no way *dies*

MAAAYYYYYYYYYYYBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE someday soon Ill submit a new thingie kk?

Might be a little school started and I dont have tons of free time anymore : (

Ha a lot of people in my neighbor hood ae homeschooled too! they also have wayyyy to much free time : P

Well thats better than playing WOW all day like a neeeerd! You draw though so your automaticaly cool

World of warcraft=Wow

pshhh your not a nerd!!!!

HALLO!! I LUFF YOUR ART, POST MOAR NAO PLEEZ!! okay I'm don't talking like that!! -FAVEZ YOOOU!!-(Please reply on my profile!!)

I dont think my legs will ever be able to do that without me experiencing extreme pain... 0-o

Extreme.. pa-- Oh! You're a guy. Well uh.. *thinks, tapping finger to chin* Why don't we just become friends instead? ^o^[/font]

DEAL! as long as you dont make me do any splits XD!!!!

Yay! We're friends! 8D
*huggles you* Nyuu~<33
n.n[/font]

CANT...BREATH!

*let's go*
Sorry. ^^;[/font]

Dont be! I think ill be ok, but now you will have to face the wrath of my tickling fingers!

I do not understand. How come every person that talks to you ends up deleting their account? That is extremely random.

You would not happen to have evil charms around you right? Did you kick an innocent dog lately?

You serious? They deleted their account? :'( am i that unspeakably bad?

:'[ No! But she deleted her account! WTF! Oh well!

HAH! I found you!

I crushed her spirit and dream with a mere thought of my awesomness *makes sound effects* And you found me what?

I found you online.

No, I found your turtle. He was humping my dog, and I've told you time and time again to control him! A turtle at his age have too many hormones. >;/

Also, do you take park wlaks with him? <3 ;P

Stupid hormonal turtle! i told he/she to stop humping things without asking first!

But yeah i take it to the park sometimes but i have to be careful cuz there are tons of ants and if they eats my turtle ill go on a genocide of all ants in the world!!!!!

Pshhh I was never online how could you tell?

Im ok now! Why you be poking my eyes?

It's k i can take it! Plus havent you seen animes? Every blind person becomes super good at fighting and stuff! WOOT!!!! *tries to do a flip but fails* Yup still cant do those XP

*mouth drops open* WHATTTT?!? TEACH ME!!!!!

I shall! :D
You are now Nyuu's pupill! xD[/font]

Yaya! What do I get to learn first?

GAHHH!!! I-I uh dont know if I can do one of those... *gulps*

Nyuu! n.n[/font]

X3

Hello! ^o^
I'm Nyuu ^^[/font]

Hi! I'm... *looks around* Well me!

Yay! Being you! ^^
*gives cookie and hug* n_n[/font]

Xo COOKIES!!?!?!?! AND A HUG! *passes out from overexcitment*