Chapter 9 - =O OMG Sexy Beards and Pretty People

Granger666 - Hermione
BleachBlondeDM - Draco
Weasley6 - Ron
Potter001 - Harry
Mr_Frodo_Rulez - Sam
RingBearer33 - Frodo
Pippinator11 - Pippin
Apples20 - Merry
StubbleMan - Aragorn
PrettyElf99 - Legolas
SexyBeard205 - Gimli

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Pippinator11 joins chat room Bored as Monkeys.
RingBearer33: Hi, Pippin!
Pippinator11: wow this is different
Pippinator11: never thought ud start a chat o_o
Apples20 joins the chat.
Pippinator11: hi merry guess wat?
Apples20: o_o omg frodo started a chat
RingBearer33: Is it really that big a deal? >__>
Apples20: well no ...
Apples20: but now it is!
Mr_Frodo_Rulez joins the chat
RingBearer33: NO
RingBearer33: I mean, HI, Sam ^^
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: OMG HI FRODO ^_________^
Pippinator11: LOL
Apples20: LOL!!
RingBearer33: r___r;;;;
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: What have you been doing lately? Done anything COOL????
RingBearer33: ... Er ... No ... ?
Pippinator11: like cheated on sam
RingBearer33: O____O
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: I hope not ...
Apples20: LMAO
RingBearer33: ...
RingBearer33: Wow, that's even scarier than when he offers me a bubble bath ... o__o
BeachBlondeDM joins the chat.
BeachBlondeDM: yo my homies
Pippinator11: whos that
Apples20: i dunno
Pippinator11: and wats a homie
BeachBlondeDM: dweeb
RingBearer33: Who are you?
BeachBlondeDM: draco malfoy
RingBearer33: How did you get in?
BeachBlondeDM: they give away free passes to hot people
Pippinator11: o_o
RingBearer33: ... You weirdo ...
BeachBlondeDM: hey atleast my name isnt frodo baggins ... i mean seriously
RingBearer33: O__O
Pippinator11: LOL
Apples20: LOL
RingBearer33: HEY ITS NOT MY FAULT I GOT NAMED AFTER MY UNCLE
RingBearer33: Atleast I didn't have to take his FIRST name too ... >__>
BeachBlondeDM: Bilbo?
RingBearer33: HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THIS
BeachBlondeDM: im hot, ur not, its simple really
RingBearer33: ARRRGGGHHH
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: ...
Mr_Frodo_Rules: Hi, Mr. Frodo
RingBearer33: SHUT UP SAM
Pippinator11: ROFL
Apples20: LMFAO
BeachBlondeDM: lol this is fun
BeachBlondeDM: let me invite my FRIENDS
Granger666 joins the chat
Granger666: what am i doing here?
Pippinator11: this guy claims hes your friend
Pippinator11: *points to BeachBlondeDM*
Granger666: YOU.
BeachBlondeDM: ME.
Granger666: i knew you were behind this
BeachBlondeDM: me too =D
Apples20: am i missing something? o__o
Pippinator11: ... i think so
RingBearer33: =____=
Weasley6 joins the chat.
Granger666: hi ron ^^
Weasley6: um
Weasley6: hi, hermione
Apples20: hermione
Apples20: interesting
Granger666: have a PROBLEM with my NAME???
Apples20: O_O ... no, ma'am
BeachBlondeDM: hi weasley
RingBearer33: What kind of a name is that?
Weasley6: its my last name boogerhead
RingBearer33: ... boogerhead?
BeachBlondeDM: lol
Weasley6: WATS SO FUNNY
BeachBlondeDM: lol
Weasley6: >__<;;
Potter001 joins the chat.
Potter001: ...
Potter001: Bored as Monkeys ... ?
RingBearer33: Well, I was ...
Weasley6: hi harry
Granger666: hey harry
Potter001: Hello Ron
Potter001: Hermione
BeachBlondeDM: HELLO HAAAARRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Potter001: Back off, Malfoy
RingBearer33: ...
Pippinator11: >.> *whistles*
Apples20: *looks at watch*
Pippinator11: you have a watch?
Apples20: yea
Pippinator11: oh
Pippinator11: i didnt think they were invented yet
Weasley6: harry, harry, hes our man if he cant do it ... WAIT HE CAN!!! GOOO HARRY!
BeachBlondeDM: SHUT UP, WEASLEY
Weasley6: SHUT UP, MALFOY
BeachBlondeDM: SHUT UP, WEASLEY
Weasley6: SHUT UP, MALFOY
BeachBlondeDM: SHUT UP, MALFOY
Weasley6: there, thats the spirit!
BeachBlondeDM: argh ...
Potter001: Hahaha, nice one Ron
Weasley6: thanks ^^
Granger666: yea that was good
RingBearer33: Do any of you have any idea what's going on?
Pippinator11: hm? no
Apples20: nope
Mr_Frodo_Rulez has lef the chat.
Pippinator11: wonder where he went?
Apples20: dunno ...
RingBearer33: Who, Sam?
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: You wanted me?
RingBearer33: Huh, he never said where he was -- AAAAHHH
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: Hold on I'm going to invite some of my friends!! ^__^
RingBearer33: Oh, God ...
StubbleMan has joined the chat.
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: Hi, Aragorn, sir!
StubbleMan: Er .. hi, Sam
Potter001: I'm just sitting here watching this is fun ...
Weasley6: yea ... but its scary
Granger666: lol
Pippinator11: aragorn is ur friend ...
Pippinator11: sam, r u challenged?
Apples20: no just desperate
StubbleMan: Someone save me
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: I WILL
StubbleMan: NO
RingBearer33: NO
BeachBlondeDM: for the record .. NO
Weasley6: shut UP
BeachBlondeDM: nu =3
Potter001: *sigh*
PrettyElf99 has joined the chat.
PrettyElf99: hello unpretty people ^^
StubbleMan: Who invited him?
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: Isn't this FUN?
RingBearer33: Pippin, this is all your fault r___r
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: Okay, now ONE MORE PERSON
RingBearer33: OMG LYK NO WAY
RingBearer33: Someone turn him off!
Pippinator11: ^^;;;
Weasley6: >.>
Potter001: This is ... really freaking me out ...
PrettyElf99: heyy, aragorn!!
StubbleMan: Hi, Legolas ... >_>
RingBearer33: Here we go ...
Granger666: ... ?
BeachBlondeDM: ...
PrettyElf99: so, have u finally agreed that im much more pretty than u?
StubbleMan: No
PrettyElf99: okay, by a show of hands, who thinks im prettier than aragorn?
RingBearer33: *raises hand*
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: I think you're both quite pretty!
PrettyElf99: shut up, sam, this is a straight vote
SexyBeard205 has joined the chat.
PrettyElf99: GIMLI
SexyBeard205: Hello, Legolas
PrettyElf99: again i ask, by a show of hands, who thinks im prettier than aragorn?
SexyBeard205: *raises hand*
StubbleMan: WHAT??!!
Pippinator11: *raises hand just to irritate aragorn*
Apples20: *ditto*
PrettyElf99: aww, i think ur outvoted, aragorn!
StubbleMan: THAT'S NOT FAIR
Potter001: ...
BeachBlondeDM: this is funny lol
PrettyElf99: so yes i am in fact prettier than u =D
StubbleMan: NO YOU'RE NOT
PrettyElf99: yes i am
StubbleMan: No, you're not
PrettyElf99: yes i am
Weasley6: okay look
Weasley6: ur both pretty
Weasley6: there
SexyBeard205: Ah, you may be pretty
SexyBeard205: But alas, no one has such a sexy beard as I!
PrettyElf99: quite true, gimli
StubbleMan: You're all insane ...
StubbleMan has left the chat.
Granger666: o__o did u hurt his feelings?
PrettyElf99: well, young maiden, heres a picture of him
PrettyElf99: wuts to hurt?

*Legolas send Hermione a picture of Aragorn in a seperate instant message*

Granger666: ...
Granger666: OMG
Granger666: HES HAWT
Weasley6: !!!
Potter001: HAHAHA
RingBearer33: This girl needs help ...
Pippinator11: yea pretty much
Apples20: XD;;;
PrettyElf99: O_O WHAT
Granger666: im going to go find him BYE GUYS
Granger666 has left the chat.
SexyBeard205: Alas, she has left
PrettyElf99: ... *sniffle* ... for aragorn ...
Potter001: Um ...
Potter001: Well, what do you look like?
Weasley6: probably some kind of freak job

*Legolas sends Ron a picture of himself in a seperate instant message*

Weasley6: *looks*
Weasley6: o__o ..

*Ron sends the picture to Harry in a seperate instant message*

Potter001: Oh my goodness ...
PrettyElf99: am i pretty or what?
SexyBeard205: Yes Legolas, you are very pretty
RingBearer33: This can't seriously be happening ...
Pippinator11: =__= this is boring, ill ttul
RingBearer33: Bye, Pippin
Apples20: yea, me too byebye
Pippinator11 has left the chat.
Apples20 has left the chat.
BeachBlondeDM: i gotta go hack into a few other chats. c u l8ter
BeachBlondeDM has left the chat.
Potter001: He is such a fag.
Weasley6: yea and so is this prettyelf character
PrettyElf99: I AM NOT A FAG IM PRETTY
SexyBeard205: Yes you are
RingBearer33: GIMLI STOP ENCOURAGING HIM
SexyBeard205: ...
SexyBeard205: Okay
Potter001: o__o ...
Weasley6: ... >__>
PrettyElf99: ...
PrettyElf99: im pretty o_o
Weasley6: AAAAAHHHHHH
Weasley6 has left the chat.
Potter001: Um ... okay ... ?
PrettyElf99: haha, i got rid of him >=D
RingBearer33: You sure did.
RingBearer33: Now I'm going to get rid of you.
RingBearer33: YOU'RE AS UGLY AS ...
RingBearer33: GANDALF
PrettyElf99: *GASP*
RingBearer33: In fact ... YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM
PrettyElf99: NOOOOO
RingBearer33: YESSSSS
RingBearer33: PRECIOUSSSS
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: =O MR. FRODO
RingBearer33: Gollum is a bad influence ...
PrettyElf99: I MAY LOOK LIKE GANDALF ...
PrettyElf99: but UR as GAY AS GANDALF
RingBearer33: O_____O
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: =D Really?
RingBearer33: NO
PrettyElf99: HAHAHAHAHA
PrettyElf99 has left the chat.
RingBearer33: ARGH
Potter001: ...
Potter001: You're gay?
RingBearer33: No, I'm not, he is *points to Mr_Frodo_Rulez*
Potter001: Ooooohh ... well that's ... pretty freaky ...
SexyBeard205: I must go tend to my sexy beard.
SexyBeard205: In all its sexiness
RingBearer33: r__r It's not SEXY
SexyBeard205 has left the chat.
Potter001: Well, um .... have fun ...
Potter001 has left the chat.
RingBearer33: NO
RingBearer33: <___<
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: =D
RingBearer33: =__=
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: I guess it's just you and me, Mr. Frodo!
RingBearer33: Guess again.
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: Awww, are you leaving? D=
RingBearer33: Yes, I am.
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: ...
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: I wish we lived closer ...
RingBearer33: Sam, you're sitting right next to me.
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: Exactly! =D
RingBearer33: >____<
RingBearer33 has left the chat.
Mr_Frodo_Rulez: ...
Mr_Frodo_Rulez has left the chat.

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Hahahahha ... thanks, Kristen, for that awesome idea. It worked out really well. =D AND SEXY BEARD XDDDDD!!!! LMAO
But, okay, for everyone reading this. I bet you're wondering why both Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter were in this one ... well, it's because that this is the second to last IM. ;__; The next IM is going to be the last one. So thanks everyone who followed these so closely and always left a comment for me to muse over =D I really enjoyed doing these, and I hope I'll have as much fun reading them over when I'm 50 XDDDD;;; But I've got a long way to go until then ^^;; (*counts on fingers* ... 37 years. Whee! =D
Note:: In the next IM there will be 3 unexpected characters!! =D YAY!! so look forward to that XDDDD;;; (*hint* they have no relation to lord of the rings or harry potter ... XDDD)

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