Chapter 1 - TAKE ONE!
Submitted March 21, 2007 Updated June 22, 2007 Status Incomplete | While they were trying to record the REAL cutscenes, the SQARE company had quite a few outtakes...most of which were violent...
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Chapter 1 - TAKE ONE!
Chapter 1 - TAKE ONE!
TWILIGHT TOWN: AXEL AND ROXAS SCENE
Axel: Simply amazing, Roxas.
Roxas: Axel...
Axel: You really DO remember me this time. I'm so FLATTERED!
Axel motions with his hands, but no fire comes up.
Axel: AHEM! I'M SO FLATTERED!!!
Still nothing.
Axel: FIRE PLEASE!!!!
Room bursts into flames.
Roxas: We need new effect guys.
OLYMPUS COLISEUM: AN ATTEMPT TO UN-BRAINWASH AURON
Donald: Hey Auron! This belongs to you!
Sora throws the little statue at Auron's head, but instead of vanishing above him, it smacks the guardian in the head.
Auron: OW!
Director: CUT! TAKE TWO:
Donald: Hey Auron! This belongs to you!
Sora throws the statue and it hits Hercules in the head.
Herc: OW!
Director: CUT! TAKE THREE!
Donald: Hey Auron! This belongs to you!
Sora throws the statue and it hits Hades in the head, who explodes into a firey rage
Hades: WHY YOU LITTLE.....!!! *attacks Sora*
Sora: *screams like a little girl*
Auron joins the attack
Director: CUT!!! Get a stunt double over here, please! Or at least somebody with better aim...
HOLLOW BASTION: HOMEMADE COMPUTER PROGRAM
Leon: Finished?
Cid: Would be, if it wasn't for the old man's magic...
Merlin: OLD, you say? Oh, ho ho ho, I'll show you who's old....*shoots beam of magic at Cid*
Cid: Done!
The magic misses Cid and htis the computer, which explodes.
Yuffie: Oh-kay...Cid, you still got the CD, right?
Cid: YEP! *holds it up*
Leon: Just don't---
Cid drops the CD and breaks it
Leon:---drop it.
Cid: Oops. Guess I'll just have to...*looks at dead computer* Uh-oh...
Yuffie: Well, we learned two things today. One: Cid is clumsy. Two: Merlin has anger issues.
Merlin: WHAT?! *turns Yuffie into a frog*
Yuffie: Ribbet. Ribbet
Leon: *shakes his head* Morons...
Director: CUT!
THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS: SKIP THE FORMALITIES
Sora: YOU!
Luxord: I'd rather we just skip the formalities.
Sora: What the HECK does that mean?!
Luxord: It means cut to the chase and lets fight.
Sora: Okay, well, I got my keyblade, what do you have?
Luxord: Deck of cards.
Sora: *falls over laughing*
Luxord: What's so funny?
Sora: Deck of cards!! *laughs* What kinda weapon is THAT?!
Luxord: A good one.
Sora: *still laughing*
Luxord: You're hurting my feelings.
Sora: Dude, you don't HAVE feelings. *laughs again*
Luxord: GRRRR.... *changes Sora into a card, grabs him, and throws him off the edge*
Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Director: CUT!
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Sango808 on March 23, 2007, 12:30:23 PM
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Funny! The flame one was the funniest!^_^
TifaStrifes on March 22, 2007, 11:52:14 AM
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Chibiholic on March 22, 2007, 5:20:07 AM
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