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I'm a Sonic Character, Get Me Out of Here!

Random crap that I threw together, like, last night. I was hypo and this came out. The following play contains these characters: Sonic, Tails, Knux, Amy, Rouge, Shadow, Cream, Cheese and Tala (C - Meh)... Enjoy the randomness.

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Chapters

Chapter 1 - Week 1, Day 3.5..... Or 4....
Submitted: July 3, 2006 • Updated: July 3, 2006
Word count: 808 • Size: 4k • Comments: 5 • views: 273

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Mattkur on March 2, 2007, 7:19:14 AM

Mattkur on (Chapter: 1)
Mattkurdifferent! I like it!

sonicparade on October 16, 2006, 7:02:44 AM

sonicparade on (Chapter: index)
sonicparadethe comment one

sonicparade on October 16, 2006, 7:02:20 AM

sonicparade on (Chapter: index)
sonicparadechild of the feral easirer

sonicstrom34 on July 3, 2006, 11:38:05 PM

sonicstrom34 on (Chapter: 1)
sonicstrom34lol shadow gone mad and amy wrong it take 48 hours

Child_of_the_feral on July 3, 2006, 4:36:06 AM

Child_of_the_feral on (Chapter: 1)
Child_of_the_feralRRR... It's now so hard to read... DAMMIT!!!

I'm a Sonic character...

Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic the Hedhog or any of it's characters. The only character in this that I own is Tala.

We have selected certain Sonic the Hedgepig (Sorry... Hedgehog) characters to stay two weeks in the jungle. The are about a week and a half into the game, how are they holding up? Let's see...

Sonic: ... And then I smashed up all of Eggman's robots!! Pretty good story, eh Tala?

Tala: Speak to someone else you windy runt.

Knux: *Having mental breakdown* Master Emerald... Unprotected... Angel Island... DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!

Tala: Shut it...

Tails: Sniffles I can't believe I forgot to bring my tools... I'm so stupid...

Rouge: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MY OUTFIT IS RUINED!! I won't survive!! *Shudders*

*Tala slaps forehead and walks off towards river*

Cream: Mr Sonic? Do you have any food? Cheese is a vegitarian and there's only bugs...

Sonic: No. Why on earth would I have food?

Cream: Well we were all aloud to bring one thing into the jungle with us. Didn't anyone bring food?

Tails: Nope, I brought a model plane... I wasn't aloud to bring my real one.

Rouge: Make up

Amy: Hammer

Sonic: Spare trainers

Knux: *Now hugging his knees swaying back and forth* Everyone is doomed because I abandoned my post...

*Everyone rolls eyes at Knuckles' paranoia*

Amy: Hey! Where's Shadow?

*Smoke rises into the air and Shadow runs through with a burning branch. He sees the others and hides the branch behind his back, grinning.*

Rouge: Shadow... What are you doing with that branch?

Shadow: What branch? Who said I have a branch?

Amy: Well the jungle is on fire and you're a pyromaniac.

Shadow: THIS IS A WITCH HUNT!!

*Runs off, giggling like a maniac, ready to burn more trees.*

Cream: It's ok Cheese, I'll get you some food.

Cheese: Chao chao... (I'm hungry...)

Cream: Yes, I know. *Hugs Cheese, Cheese's eyes start to bulge*

Tails: Uh, Cream, you may want to stop hugging now...

Cream: No. *Cheese's head starts to swell up, as if it's about to explode*

Amy: CREAM!! LET GO!!

Cream: But I love Cheese. *Cheese starts to flail arms and goes into a shade of deep blue*

Sonic: Cool light show...

Cream: Fine. *Lets go of Cheese* But if Cheese starts to think that I don't love him anymore, it's your fault.
*Cream and Cheese go off in search of food.*

Rouge: Life's so boring without emeralds...

Knux: *Eye twitch* The world is in chaos because I failed to guard the Master Emerald...

Tails: Should someone try and snap him out if it?

*All watch Knux start to sway*

Sonic: Nah...

*Tala comes back*

Amy: Hey, Tala, you missed the fibre-optic chao.

Tala: Oh no...

Rouge: Why do you have to be like that?

Tala: *Glares at Rouge* Don't talk to me, bat girl.

*Rouge shrugs and starts to apply lipstick. Tala sits down.*

Tails: It's freezing... Someone start a fire.

Shadow: *From the distance* I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs into scene waving two burning wooden poles.*
All: NO! SHADOW!!! NO!!

Amy: *Hits Shadow with hammer* Bad Shadow! Down!

*Shadow (Now knocked out) hits the ground hard. Everyone stares unblinkingly at him*

Tails: Is- Is he dead?

Sonic: *Picks up twig and pokes Shadow* I don't know...

Rouge: Oh great! Shadow made me jump... Now my lipstick's all over my face!

*Everyone tries to hold back laughter*

Rouge: NOT FUNNY!

*Everyone calms down and there is silence for a few minutes as no one can think of anything to say. Shadow lets out a painful groan and Amy hits him again. Once again, there is silence.*

Knux: Death.... It's all around me...

Sonic: SHUT UP!

Tails: Just tie him up and throw him in the river or we could burn him or hang him or drop him from a great height or throw coconuts at him or....

Tala: Funny, Tails never used to be this murderous.

Tails: Or impale him on wooden spikes or....

Sonic: Great, he'll be up all night at this.

Rouge: How am I supposed to get my 23 hour beauty sleep with that thing talking all night?

Amy: *Muttering* You should really make it 24...

*Rouge glares at Amy, but says nothing*

Tails: Or tie him up on rail way tracks or-

Sonic: We get the picture, you want to kill him.

Tails: *Giggles crazily* I am the angel of death...

Sonic: Yes, Tails, of course you are.

*Tala, Amy and Rouge all look at Tails all wiered out*

Shadow: Ow... My head... *Gets up, and sees Amy staring at him blankly* NO! NOT THE HAMMER! *Cowers*

Amy: Uh... Ok... o.O

Rouge: Hey! That camera! I didn't know I was on TV!

Tala: What freak would watch animals in the jungle for two weeks?

*All look at you*

Sonic: Perverts...

Knux: *Still swaying* Find a happy place, find a happy place...





There... That SHOULD be more readable...
I may be doing some others, but it depends what outcome this one gets.

MrGimp on July 3, 2006, 4:34:31 AM

MrGimp on (Chapter: 1)
MrGimpLmao, shadow is a pyromaniac! ^^ keep em coming!