I'm a Sonic Character, Get Me Out of Here!
Submitted July 3, 2006 Updated July 3, 2006 Status Complete | Random crap that I threw together, like, last night. I was hypo and this came out. The following play contains these characters: Sonic, Tails, Knux, Amy, Rouge, Shadow, Cream, Cheese and Tala (C - Meh)... Enjoy the randomness.
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Chapter 1 - Week 1, Day 3.5..... Or 4....
Submitted: July 3, 2006 • Updated: July 3, 2006
Word count: 808 • Size: 4k • Comments: 5 • views: 275
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Mattkur on March 2, 2007, 7:19:14 AM
Mattkur on (Chapter: 1)
different! I like it!sonicparade on October 16, 2006, 7:02:44 AM
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the comment onesonicparade on October 16, 2006, 7:02:20 AM
sonicparade on (Chapter: index)
child of the feral easirersonicstrom34 on July 3, 2006, 11:38:05 PM
sonicstrom34 on (Chapter: 1)
lol shadow gone mad and amy wrong it take 48 hoursChild_of_the_feral on July 3, 2006, 4:36:06 AM
Child_of_the_feral on (Chapter: 1)
RRR... It's now so hard to read... DAMMIT!!!I'm a Sonic character...
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic the Hedhog or any of it's characters. The only character in this that I own is Tala.
We have selected certain Sonic the Hedgepig (Sorry... Hedgehog) characters to stay two weeks in the jungle. The are about a week and a half into the game, how are they holding up? Let's see...
Sonic: ... And then I smashed up all of Eggman's robots!! Pretty good story, eh Tala?
Tala: Speak to someone else you windy runt.
Knux: *Having mental breakdown* Master Emerald... Unprotected... Angel Island... DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!
Tala: Shut it...
Tails: Sniffles I can't believe I forgot to bring my tools... I'm so stupid...
Rouge: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MY OUTFIT IS RUINED!! I won't survive!! *Shudders*
*Tala slaps forehead and walks off towards river*
Cream: Mr Sonic? Do you have any food? Cheese is a vegitarian and there's only bugs...
Sonic: No. Why on earth would I have food?
Cream: Well we were all aloud to bring one thing into the jungle with us. Didn't anyone bring food?
Tails: Nope, I brought a model plane... I wasn't aloud to bring my real one.
Rouge: Make up
Amy: Hammer
Sonic: Spare trainers
Knux: *Now hugging his knees swaying back and forth* Everyone is doomed because I abandoned my post...
*Everyone rolls eyes at Knuckles' paranoia*
Amy: Hey! Where's Shadow?
*Smoke rises into the air and Shadow runs through with a burning branch. He sees the others and hides the branch behind his back, grinning.*
Rouge: Shadow... What are you doing with that branch?
Shadow: What branch? Who said I have a branch?
Amy: Well the jungle is on fire and you're a pyromaniac.
Shadow: THIS IS A WITCH HUNT!!
*Runs off, giggling like a maniac, ready to burn more trees.*
Cream: It's ok Cheese, I'll get you some food.
Cheese: Chao chao... (I'm hungry...)
Cream: Yes, I know. *Hugs Cheese, Cheese's eyes start to bulge*
Tails: Uh, Cream, you may want to stop hugging now...
Cream: No. *Cheese's head starts to swell up, as if it's about to explode*
Amy: CREAM!! LET GO!!
Cream: But I love Cheese. *Cheese starts to flail arms and goes into a shade of deep blue*
Sonic: Cool light show...
Cream: Fine. *Lets go of Cheese* But if Cheese starts to think that I don't love him anymore, it's your fault.
*Cream and Cheese go off in search of food.*
Rouge: Life's so boring without emeralds...
Knux: *Eye twitch* The world is in chaos because I failed to guard the Master Emerald...
Tails: Should someone try and snap him out if it?
*All watch Knux start to sway*
Sonic: Nah...
*Tala comes back*
Amy: Hey, Tala, you missed the fibre-optic chao.
Tala: Oh no...
Rouge: Why do you have to be like that?
Tala: *Glares at Rouge* Don't talk to me, bat girl.
*Rouge shrugs and starts to apply lipstick. Tala sits down.*
Tails: It's freezing... Someone start a fire.
Shadow: *From the distance* I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs into scene waving two burning wooden poles.*
All: NO! SHADOW!!! NO!!
Amy: *Hits Shadow with hammer* Bad Shadow! Down!
*Shadow (Now knocked out) hits the ground hard. Everyone stares unblinkingly at him*
Tails: Is- Is he dead?
Sonic: *Picks up twig and pokes Shadow* I don't know...
Rouge: Oh great! Shadow made me jump... Now my lipstick's all over my face!
*Everyone tries to hold back laughter*
Rouge: NOT FUNNY!
*Everyone calms down and there is silence for a few minutes as no one can think of anything to say. Shadow lets out a painful groan and Amy hits him again. Once again, there is silence.*
Knux: Death.... It's all around me...
Sonic: SHUT UP!
Tails: Just tie him up and throw him in the river or we could burn him or hang him or drop him from a great height or throw coconuts at him or....
Tala: Funny, Tails never used to be this murderous.
Tails: Or impale him on wooden spikes or....
Sonic: Great, he'll be up all night at this.
Rouge: How am I supposed to get my 23 hour beauty sleep with that thing talking all night?
Amy: *Muttering* You should really make it 24...
*Rouge glares at Amy, but says nothing*
Tails: Or tie him up on rail way tracks or-
Sonic: We get the picture, you want to kill him.
Tails: *Giggles crazily* I am the angel of death...
Sonic: Yes, Tails, of course you are.
*Tala, Amy and Rouge all look at Tails all wiered out*
Shadow: Ow... My head... *Gets up, and sees Amy staring at him blankly* NO! NOT THE HAMMER! *Cowers*
Amy: Uh... Ok... o.O
Rouge: Hey! That camera! I didn't know I was on TV!
Tala: What freak would watch animals in the jungle for two weeks?
*All look at you*
Sonic: Perverts...
Knux: *Still swaying* Find a happy place, find a happy place...
There... That SHOULD be more readable...
I may be doing some others, but it depends what outcome this one gets.
MrGimp on July 3, 2006, 4:34:31 AM
MrGimp on (Chapter: 1)
Lmao, shadow is a pyromaniac! ^^ keep em coming!