Chapter 1 - 12 common sense thingies

Common Sense
12 Things I Have Learned

1.Don’t play handball near a new glass window.
2.Don’t talk on the phone with someone in another country for an hour (especially if you’re trying to save your allowance).
3.Do not try to take a shower with your cat.
4.Don’t leave your keys inside when you leave and nobody is home (especially if it’s raining).
5.Don’t write essays using big words you don’t even know how to pronounce.
6.Don’t run around, flailing your arms if a bee lands under your arm.
7.Don’t try to drink anything up your nose.
8.Don’t laugh while drinking something.
9.ALWAYS do the vacation packets from school, it’s really hard to hide them.
10. Don’t fall asleep on the ride to a school trip,especially if your friends had whipped cream in their lunch bags.
11. Do not have a pretend marriage in pre-k; you’ll want a divorce in junior high.
12. Don’t try to eat lemon mérang pie after you just got a filling and the Novocain is still working.

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