Chapter 1 - Untitled
Submitted January 1, 2006 Updated January 1, 2006 Status Incomplete | pretty funny!
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Chapter 1 - Untitled
Chapter 1 - Untitled
During a luv or sad scene, burp the alphabet.
During another (better yet the SAME) luv or sad scene throw cheetos at the screen and yell “NO SIERRA!! NO!!”- Thanks 2 allie for that one!
Bring bubble wrap and start popping it at random moments.
Put ketchup on the seat next to you and invite a random person to sit in that seat.
If any couples start kissing order them to let you sit in-between them for the remainder of the film
When the theater gets quiet yell “I NEED MORE FRENCH TOAST!!”
In-between previews yell “I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!”
Whenever two men hug yell “MAN HUG! LOOK AWAY!”
Set your watch's alarm to go of every two minutes.
Whisper to the person next to you “(insert character's name here) dies at the end”
Better yet actually SAY insert character's name here
Sing along with any songs in the movie
Whisper to the person next to you “do you know when there will be a commercial? I really have to pee!
If you have to go to the bathroom, announce it so loud that the whole theater can hear.
Every ten minutes whisper “Do you have any sporks?”
Sigh and say “And for THIS I'm missing taco night!”
At a random time stand up and yell “CLIP ON TIES ARE EEEEEVVVVVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!”
Get out of your seat and sneak around like you're a secret agent.
Scratch your head and whisper “Darn Fleas!” throughout the movie
Start sniffing the air and acting like you smell something terrible keep leaning towards the person next to you acting like the smell is getting worse, and worse. Finally get right up to them, smell him/her then put a grossed out look on your face and say “Oh…its him/her
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KillAllChavs on January 29, 2007, 3:54:13 AM
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CaptiainIndianaSolo on December 30, 2006, 7:58:55 AM
Ohman that's funny...PunkWolfGirl on December 14, 2006, 11:48:25 PM
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LMAO! It just so happens im goin to da movies 2nite o.O Ill try some of these out for definate!Whisper to the person next to you â(insert character's name here) dies at the endâ
Better yet actually SAY insert character's name here
Im gonna do that lol
HorseSpirit on November 29, 2006, 12:12:13 AM
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LOOOOOL!!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!! One time me and my friend acted like 'James Bond' and we would run, roll on the floor and get back up holding our hands like it was a gun!! And we did it all over the theatre. It was really funny! We've done that at school and the mall too!!!!! GREAT ONE!Animegurl4life on November 25, 2006, 3:50:18 AM
Can't breath.must-faves.*faves and dies from laughter*jou on November 21, 2006, 7:18:28 AM
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hahahahahhehehehehehehahahahahahaehehehehehahahahaheheheto ahhahahahahahehehahaahahahahhhehehehahahehehahahehehahahehhah
funny cant hahahaha take it.hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah
TheRabidArtist on November 14, 2006, 5:43:00 AM
OMG...i think i busted my spleen laughing... this is so ace lol *fav*DrakeGirlandLuna on November 12, 2006, 2:50:21 AM
OMG MY LUNGS HURT! This is too funny! Clip-on ties are evil! I <3 This!jusedr on October 29, 2006, 4:17:30 AM
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That is so freakin' hilarious. I did the "darn fleas" one once. It was so funny!!
Here's one:
Go into a fitting room, wait for a while then shout really loud "There's no toilet paper in here!"
LOL
It also beats the top 10 things to do in an lift/elevater.
Here's one:
When its just you and another passenger tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
LOL
*Adds to faves*
I needed some fun!