Chapter 1 - tigerstar

1.laugh at him
2.ask him why he dosn't have a cool name like firestar
3.throw berries at him. constantly
4.tell him there is a rumor going around that ur under cover 4 firestar
5.tell him that taking over the forest is girlie
6.get the song "It's a Small World After All" stuck in his head
7.file his nails when hes asleep
8.tell him that boulder did it
9.insist that he dress up in a bunny suit and dye eggs with u
10.....at christmas.....
11.pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans r foiled once again
12.tell him that u have metmice with more cunning plans than his
13.keep a good kitty chart. give out gold stars
14. tell him he needs way more if hes gonna go 2 starclan
15.call him tigeystar
16.if ur feelin brave call him tigey wigey
17.trow him a my little pony themed birthday party
18.hint that hes only a character in a book and will never triumph
19.whack him in the ear and say mosquito-every few minutes-
20.buy him a stress ball
21.every time he says something evil say, watch ur language daddy, no need 2 get angry
22.tell him yoda called him a loser
23.knit him things, really ugly things
24.smile during clan meetings and say u taught him everything he knows
25.ask him when was the last time he took a bath
26.bite him, make sure he meows
27.greet him in the mornings with a sarcastc, my sir, u look very perty this morning
28.play cards with him. tell him he has no poker face and ask him how he expects him to rule without one
29.be cheerful
30.call him the-cat-who-let-the-kittypet-live
31.encourage him to think happy thoughts
32.always be in awe of him and never look away
33. if u ever say like taking candy from a baby, be sure to add, of course, its harder fo others to do that than me. stare at him
34.tell him his warriors are a sad sight
35.make him wear a supercat costume to every fourtrees meeting
36.sing Over My Head every time he is havig an evil moment
37.if you r ever sharng a meal with him, play with ur food and act like its an airplane *vroommm*
38.ask him 2 dance with u
39.say cute phrases like pushing up daisies and as smooth as a babies bottom as much as u can
40.ask him if the whole evil-cat-out-for-revenge-and-power thing isnt getting a bit old
41.get him 2 play monopoly with u
42.tell him u know this great therapist in tolegplce and that he should go
43.hide his stuffed mouse. that ALWAYS makes him cry.
44.get him a pet mouse. act mortally offended when he dosnt feed it and it dies
45.remind him he really isnt alive
46.write him a theme song. sing it when he is plotting something evil
47.insist reading him bedtime stories. include the Ugly Duckling
48.ask him how he could even think of harming a hair on that cute little kittypets head
49.tell him boulder has a crush on him
50.finish all ur sentances with the words "as the prophecy says"
51.leave half eaten crowfood near his den
52.Do not Ever, in the slightest way act intimidated by him
53.cuddle him at random moments
54.at halloween tell him he dosnt need 2 put on a costume becase hes already ugly enough
55.wonder aloud if the name Tigerstar commands as much attention as Firestar or Bluestar
56.get him drunk
57.say arent u supposed 2 be in bed tigey wigey,when hes having one of his evil moments
58.insist that he helps u with the dawn patrol and that he has 2 eat breakfast with u every morning
59.follow a few steps behind him and spray everything he touches with disinfectant
60.as hes plotting bad things, mutter a baby can do better or not gonna work
70.call him bud, pal or BFF
71.when he gives u an order ask would u like fries with that?
72.whenever u look at him cover ur eyes and scream MY EYES, IT BURNS!!
73.on the next valentines day, decorate his den
74.make sure the decor is pink and cuddly
75.ask him y he cant kill a helpless little kittypet
76.paint his nails hot pink when hes asleep
77.get him pink pajamas
78.be offended by everything he says
79.schedule him an appointment to the therapist
80.pay the therapist 2 annoy him
81.tell him he has a kind heart
82.make him dance in the rain with u
83.tell him its opposite day and that he has 2 dress and act like firestar

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