Chapter 1 - Sora
Submitted November 21, 2006 Updated December 26, 2007 Status Incomplete | The most original title EVER!!! Now,you will all get to know the real characters of KH!
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Chapter 1 - Sora
Chapter 1 - Sora
Disclaimer:I do not own anything,but the storyline.I wish I did,but I don't,so ON TO THE TORTURE!!! X3
Sora:I thought you said we'd get cookies!!!
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Sora walked into the spooky,dark room,when all of a sudden,a spotlight appeared and a chair was now visable.
"Sit"said a mysterious voice.
"What?"Sora scratched his head.
"Sit down,ya spikey headed moron."
Sora sat in the mysterious chair,in the mysterious room,with the mysterious voice.
"Know your stars.Know your stars.Know your stars."
Sora jumped in his seat.
"Sora,"the voice continued"Paintd Riku's brown hair silver."
"Huh?"Sora asked "Riku's hair was ALWAYS silver."
"How would you know?"
I've known him since I was seven."
"How do you know you didn't dye his hair when you were three?"
"I've only known him for eight years!"
"Since you were three."
"HUH?"
"Moving on."
Sora waited for what the voice would say next.
"Sora"the voice said finally"Is cheating on Kairi with Namine who's cheating on Roxas with Sora."
"Say WHAT!?"Sora shouted.
Kairi walked in.
"You're cheating on me with my nobody?"She asked
"No!This voice LIES!!!"
"Who?Me?"The voice said innocently.
"Yes,you!"
Kairi slapped Sora and walked away.
"Kairi,come back."Sora ran after her.
"Wait,"said Voice"Who am I supposed to torture?"
Voice checked his list and said "Oh!This should be fuuuuun!"
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What'd ya think? And this is just the begining. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm gonna call the voice 'Voice' from now on.Next on my list:Riku X3
Me:Torturing is fun.Torturing is good.Torturing will start a conspiricy against you!
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wolf-girl-ghost on November 21, 2006, 6:54:46 AM
lol keep going!