Chapter 1 - Is Your School Insane?
Submitted January 17, 2005 Updated January 17, 2005 Status Incomplete | Another funny list! You never how insane your school can be...
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Chapter 1 - Is Your School Insane?
Chapter 1 - Is Your School Insane?
I just had to makethis list. This year my school is seriously insane (okay, well mostly)!
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The teachers show you movies that they know every line of and they repeat the dialogue from memory as the movie plays. The teachers also show you musicals that they know all the songs to and they sing every song as it plays. The teachers force you the sing and dance to songs relating to the topic you are currently studying. The teachers hit people on the head for fun. (very lightly, though) The teachers start talking to each other and when you start laughing at their conversation, they hit you on the head and get really mad. Then, they will keep repeating all the things that they say really loudly. When everyone else does horribly on an assignment, they yell at all of you and then become calm as they rant about the one person who passed/did well. Then, they read the whole thing while everyone stares back at the person who wrote it with envy. The teachers force you to eat/drink disgusting foods relating to the topic you are currently studying. The teachers give you all the notes in the most monotonous voice ever. Then, they expect you to remember all of it or at least stay awake. Their projects are either far from creative or way too thought out. The guidelines give you a migraine by the time you finish them. You sit at your desk for hours trying to think of ways not to make them mad at you. They give three or more projects at a time and expect you to finish all of it while all the other teachers are doing the same. All the homework that they give you requires you to fry your brains to mush every night. It takes at least four hours to finish your homework every night. They emphasize one educational subject (at my school, it’s math). They take away your free period for a period of doing idiotic worksheets on that particular subject. They emphasize one subject in society (in my case, it’s bullying and harassment). They have at least three assemblies on the subject each year and the guidance counselor makes at least two PowerPoint presentations on the subject matter. The principal says the weirdest things and thinks they’re funny. You’d better laugh at it or else your in trouble. (Just make sure it’s supposed to be joke) Weekends are your only escape from the insane asylum they call school. They stick all the idiots into the AP classes, just because they want them to challenge themselves. It’s pretty obvious they just want to look better to others…[/list]
Now for the big question: Isyour school insane? If you answered yes to:
0-6: Be thankful! I wish Iwent to your school… Say thanks for what you have because you never if next yearwill be different…
7-11: Your teachers andschool is partly insane. Better not drive them over the edge, huh?
12-18: We are comrades!Finally, another school is (almost) as insane as mine! (Yeah, all these thingsI said come straight from experience. Pretty bad, huh?) Pray for next year,hopefully it’ll be better…
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The teachers show you movies that they know every line of and they repeat the dialogue from memory as the movie plays. The teachers also show you musicals that they know all the songs to and they sing every song as it plays. The teachers force you the sing and dance to songs relating to the topic you are currently studying. The teachers hit people on the head for fun. (very lightly, though) The teachers start talking to each other and when you start laughing at their conversation, they hit you on the head and get really mad. Then, they will keep repeating all the things that they say really loudly. When everyone else does horribly on an assignment, they yell at all of you and then become calm as they rant about the one person who passed/did well. Then, they read the whole thing while everyone stares back at the person who wrote it with envy. The teachers force you to eat/drink disgusting foods relating to the topic you are currently studying. The teachers give you all the notes in the most monotonous voice ever. Then, they expect you to remember all of it or at least stay awake. Their projects are either far from creative or way too thought out. The guidelines give you a migraine by the time you finish them. You sit at your desk for hours trying to think of ways not to make them mad at you. They give three or more projects at a time and expect you to finish all of it while all the other teachers are doing the same. All the homework that they give you requires you to fry your brains to mush every night. It takes at least four hours to finish your homework every night. They emphasize one educational subject (at my school, it’s math). They take away your free period for a period of doing idiotic worksheets on that particular subject. They emphasize one subject in society (in my case, it’s bullying and harassment). They have at least three assemblies on the subject each year and the guidance counselor makes at least two PowerPoint presentations on the subject matter. The principal says the weirdest things and thinks they’re funny. You’d better laugh at it or else your in trouble. (Just make sure it’s supposed to be joke) Weekends are your only escape from the insane asylum they call school. They stick all the idiots into the AP classes, just because they want them to challenge themselves. It’s pretty obvious they just want to look better to others…[/list]
Now for the big question: Isyour school insane? If you answered yes to:
0-6: Be thankful! I wish Iwent to your school… Say thanks for what you have because you never if next yearwill be different…
7-11: Your teachers andschool is partly insane. Better not drive them over the edge, huh?
12-18: We are comrades!Finally, another school is (almost) as insane as mine! (Yeah, all these thingsI said come straight from experience. Pretty bad, huh?) Pray for next year,hopefully it’ll be better…
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GothicDancer on January 23, 2005, 12:52:05 AM
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The high school's only partly insane. Most of the things I said yes to were memories from middle school. I know it's hard, but ya gotta stay alive. I'm rooting for you!! *cheers*