Chapter 1 - Pienemien=God
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Chapter 1 - Pienemien=God
Chapter 1 - Pienemien=God
If you think about it, Pienemien really is like a god.
1: She created the manga Ray, and all of the characters in it. Those characters have basically taken on lives of their own. She created life, therefore, she is God.
2: We worship her! Come on. I know you all have shrines hidden away under your beds or in the back of your closet. She is worshipped by many, therefore, she is God.
3: Not only do we worship her, we’d go to war for her! I know I would at least. If some group of people threatened Pienemien or her honor (yes, she has honor) there’d be bloodshed all around! People would kill for her, therefore, she is God.
4: New pages of Ray, though they appear every day or two, are treated as miracles. Seriously. If I wake up and there’s even one new page up, I’m dancing around singing Halleluiah in my underwear! She makes miracles, therefore, she is God.
So, taking all of these facts, and probably more, I have come to one conclusion: Pienemien is God! Worship her! Or a horde of angry fangirls (and a few boys) will tear you limb from limb and auction off your parts on E-BAY!
1: She created the manga Ray, and all of the characters in it. Those characters have basically taken on lives of their own. She created life, therefore, she is God.
2: We worship her! Come on. I know you all have shrines hidden away under your beds or in the back of your closet. She is worshipped by many, therefore, she is God.
3: Not only do we worship her, we’d go to war for her! I know I would at least. If some group of people threatened Pienemien or her honor (yes, she has honor) there’d be bloodshed all around! People would kill for her, therefore, she is God.
4: New pages of Ray, though they appear every day or two, are treated as miracles. Seriously. If I wake up and there’s even one new page up, I’m dancing around singing Halleluiah in my underwear! She makes miracles, therefore, she is God.
So, taking all of these facts, and probably more, I have come to one conclusion: Pienemien is God! Worship her! Or a horde of angry fangirls (and a few boys) will tear you limb from limb and auction off your parts on E-BAY!
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inuyasha902105454 on July 30, 2006, 8:15:17 AM
im a scorpio.ChrissyC on November 30, 2005, 5:44:28 PM
ChrissyC on
It's all so true that it's not even funny! I haven't been able to read Ray in about two days, so I'm up at 2:45 checking for updates! My Dad came out and told me to stop screaming. Meh, I actually print out all of her stuff and paste it on the walls around my room! MY GODDESS HOLDS A HIGH PLACE IN MY HEART, AND HER SHRINE LIVES NOT UNDER MY BED! ...Oh my God, I need sleep. I don't even remember where I was going with this. u.uWishGranter on November 10, 2005, 10:43:54 AM
WishGranter on
XDD I totally agree with you on the fact #4! Every time I see she's posted a new page, even if it's just one, I wish I could sing. And I think she's the reason I made Fanart-Central my home page XDGu on November 7, 2005, 3:50:30 AM
Gu on
Pienemien-sama is God, mine anyway, but i will secretly keep Kyo in my closet, but only as an addition to my Pienemien-sama Shrine. Kyo will just help me with the cerimonies whenever she creates another miracle. Besides, Kyo loves me more (i wish...)redheadblusher on October 12, 2005, 10:23:58 AM
this made me smile! and u know she really is just like God!!!! woohoo!!!!!Maruul on October 10, 2005, 10:03:39 AM
Maruul on
*bows to you, your God, and your Kyou*