Chapter 1 - 20 obsession signs

And here I was thinking I'd never be able to write anything original about Pienemien's Ray - oh m' chick n' a biscuit! Miracles CAN happen!

Meru: Not really.

Hn? Whadda mean? Why not?

Meru: You're still here. -_-'

Disclaimer: I don't own Pienemien's Ray (sadly). Or Mike, Ryan, Ray, Matt, Duncan, etc..ja!


20 ways to know you're obssessed with Pienemien's Ray

1. When you're frustrated, you complain that you have to run to your teacher.

2. Your teacher agrees to #1 and you began to run wildly around wildly in a field outside the school building.

3. You plot different series of suicide events.

4. You don't make unnessasary movements.

5. You're out sick for a few days, and when you come back to school and your friends ask where you were, you claim that you were in the mental institution.

6. Your friends believe #5.

7. You constantly complain a shadow man is stalking you.

8. You beat up the school's snot, and when the principle asks why you did it, you complain you have out of control attacks, aka Basketball Diary.

9. You claim you're an alien from outspace.

10. You make everyone think you're nuts, till you eventually wind up in the mental institution, and you search for Mike and/or, Ray and/or, Matt and/or, Ryan, and/or Ducan

11. You find them (-packs bags and heads to the nearest mental institution)

12. You began to like the ocean because Mike likes it, even though you used to HATE the ocean, with a passion.

13. You began to develope squirrel-phobia.

14. You try to jump over a building like Ray does (Spider man..spider man..-sings).

15. You succeed in jumping over the building.

16. When your friend begins to get into a fight with someone, you grab them and hold onto them tight, trying to stop them.

17. You have an imaginary friend named Craig.

18. You have your friends trying to guess what Craig looks like.

19. You invite Craig to dinner.

20. You can relate to the last 19 questions.



Yes, I am obsessive..it's healthy, don't listen to your teachers. o_O

Hopefully, I'll be making a sequal..-shrug- Unno. o.o; Anyway, hope you liked it!

Meru: -scoot- You scare me.

We're all scary in our own way.

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