Chapter 1 - Chapter 1... When game worlds collide

Chapter one: When game worlds collide...



The story starts when the crew is attacking Eggmans base without any reason

Meanwhile, Sonic and Shadow infiltrated Eggmans base to steal back the chaos emeralds.



Eggman: Yay! Some playmates!

Sonic/Shadow: ...... O_0 WTF...?

Robotnik: Damnit, you two, Kill them!!!


( Some very tiny robots are attacking them )



Sonic: ( Freaks out ) AAAAAAH!!! OMG WERE GOING TO DIE!!11

Shadow: ............... ( kicks the little robots )

Robotnik: So long idiots! ( Runs to Chaos emeralds machine thingey and activates it, still charging)
Shadow kicks accidently little robot into chaos emeralds machine thingy



Machine: OVERLOAD!! OMG!!!

Sonic: Slowmotion: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Robotnik: ...... Damnit...



( Machine explodes causing an EMP )



A few minutes later, Sonic wakes up in a dark, desolated base with power faillure...



Sonic thinking: Where the hell am I?



( Hears feet trippeling )



Sonic: Amy! Tails?! KNUCKLES?!! ANYONE?!?!



Starts to walk, when suddenly he see's a sign.



“UAC Space Corporation”



Sonic: Strange... I never heard of a UAC...?



( Again, hears the feet trippeling... )



Sonic is scared, while turning around, Who's there?!



( Hears a barrel falling, looks in front of him )

( Sonic is seeing a emergency ceiling light dangling, with one side lighted each time...)

Sonic walks on, into another corridor that has a bit of light

He see's another sign, Weapons armory.


Sonic: Weapons...? What the hell...?



( Sonic goes into the weapons armory, when suddenly he is seeing a posture that LOOKS like a human... )



Sonic cautiously moves to the door and open it very slowly...



Sonic: Eehm... Hello...? ( he ask with some certain fear in his voice )



The posture stands up, then suddenly he is speeding towards sonic, sonic closes his eyes and screams.



Shadow: HEY SONIC!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!



Sonic: Damnit!! Dont you ever scare me like that!



Shadow ignores him keeps rambling about what he has found



Shadow: OMG!! CHECK OUT THIS LITTLE BABY!! ITS A SPAS-12 SHOTGUN, SEMI-AUTOMATIC, OOEE AND CHECK OUT THE CARBON FIBER BODY..,

( blablablabla)



Sonic: Whatever, do you know where we are?

Shadow: Yeah, were on Mars.

Sonic: Huh...?! No way!

Shadow: Yes way!! =D

Sonic: How do you know were on Mars?!


Points at sign that says”Welcome to Mars”



Sonic: ...Aah....

Shadow: I'll take the shotgun, you never know...

Sonic: Gimme that ( tries to pull the shotgun out of his hands )

Shadow: MINE!!! >=(

Sonic: Chill out, its not like were being attacked by demons and devils that has been unleashed by negligent people who accidently opent the gates to hell with some artefact...*



* See Doom3... Or Doom the movie... that sucked *



Shadow: ... OMG WHATS THAT!! IT LOOKS LIKE A DEVIL!!!

Sonic: AAAH!! WHERE?!

Shadow: Just kidding...

Amy: Hey guys!

Sonic: AAAAAAAAAAH!! IT IS THE DEVIL, GIMME YOUR SHOTGUN!1

Shadow: Nooo.... ^_^

Amy: Guys, its me!

Sonic: Right... So how did you got here?

Amy: I dont know.

Sonic: Mmmmkay.... moving on....



( The three of them are walking down the creepy corridors when suddenly they hear scary sounds... )



Sonic: EEEEEEK!!

Shadow: Sonic... do you know that you are making a complete fool of yourself and damaging your reputation as a cool hedgehog...?



Sonic: Your right, where did it come from?

Amy: I think it came over there.... ( Points to dark room )

Sonic: Im not going in there, hell no!

Shadow: “Sigh...” Ok, I'll go first...



( Goes to the room, Amy and Sonic still standing, while Shadow turns on the light even though there is a power failure... )
Sonic: Hey... How come that there is light while there is a powerfailu-


Shadow: Shuttup... That wasnt so hard now was it? You really need to p.... ( really bad coughs)



Sonic/Amy: WHAT IS IT?!



Shadow: AAAAAAAAAH!! THE SMELL!! I CANT TAKE IT!! Must... breathe... fresh... air!



Sonic takes a look into the room



Sonic: It looks like a bathroom to me, but daaaaaaaamn..... The smell is horrible...



( toilette flushes )



Tails: Hey guys!



Shadow/Sonic/Amy: T_T O_o @_@



Shadow: great...



Sonic: SO IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?!!



Tails: What...? =(



Sonic: The scary sounds and stuff...?



Tails: Well I shouldent had eaten those burrito's befo-



Sonic: Shuttup...



Again hears of scraping metal, scary sounds...



Sonic: Tails!! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU CRACK ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE WARN BEFOR- ( Is looking very scared... )



Everyone: What...?



Everyone looks up: OOOOOOOOOH.... MY..... GOOOOOOOOD!!1



Tails: Its a....

Sonic: Its a... a...

Shadow: Its a vending machine...

Tails/Sonic: YAY!!!1ONE

Shadow: T_T



Sonic is running to the vending machine and start throwing money at it.

Nothing happends...



Sonic: GIMME MY CANDY YOU STUPID SON OF A *BEEP*!!1



Suddenly, behind Sonic is a Cherub-like form, lurking in the shadows...



( if you don't know what a cherub is, a cherub is a demon from Doom3, which looks a bit like a bee )



Tails: Sonic!! Behind you!!



Sonic still struggling with the vending machine, then the cherub-like thing attacks Sonic. Sonic turns around before the Cherub actually hit Sonic.



Sonic: You said something Tails?



Cherub bumps into Sonic, not hurting him or anything.

The bump knocked him out.



Sonic: OMG!! What the hell is that?!



Shadow: It has wings...

Sonic: He has a stinger...

Tails: He is yellow with black stripes...

Sonic: He has a helmet!!! 0_O

Shadow: Its Charmy.... T_T

Sonic/Tails: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo?! ( sarcastic ) For real?!

Shadow: “Sigh....”



Unknown: Charmy!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!



Shadow: Whoever you are, get your @$$ over here before I come down there and kick your @$$ myself!



Unknown: Ok ok ok, I'm coming...



Tails: Its Vector!!

Shadow: Whoa!! TIME OUT!! Just... What the hell is happening!!!

Vector: I don't know dawg.

Sonic: Well, how come we are on Mars in some creepy eerie base that is deserted?

Tails: According to my calculations, When you and Shadow were attacking Eggmans base, and shadow kicked one of the robots into the chaos emeralds machine thingy, it must have caused an EMP or Electro Magnetic Pulse to open

some kind of portal that everyone must have warped them into another game. But the question is... In what game have we been warped...? And where are the others? Shoot, that 2 questions...



Shadow: Smartass... T_T

Tails brings up a super duper über laptop



Sonic: Where did you got that from?

Tails: E-bay... ^_^

Sonic: The money stupid...

Tails: I sold your house...

Sonic: I DONT HAVE A HOUSE!!!

Tails: In that case, I left them a I O U

Sonic: ~_~

Tails: Anyway, We need some reference to know in which game we landed.

Shadow: I think were in Metal Gear Solid...

Sonic: Hell no, I think were in Soldier of Fortune 2

Vector: I'z is thinking were in da Simz 2 yo...



Everyone: T_T

Vector: Wot? Da Simz 2 is fo' shizzle yo!

Shadow: Stop talking like a retard...

Tails: I need to know the reference, like, did you see anything that could be usefull?



Sonic: I saw a vending machine... So... It must be GTA San Andreas!!

Shadow: YAY!! WERE GONNA KILL PEOPLE AND STEALING CARS AND GET AWAY WITH IT WITH THE CHEAT “BAGUVIX!!1”



Everyone: ...

Shadow: Sorry....

Sonic: I also noticed a sign that said “UAC Space Corporation”


Tails typed it



Tails: According to this, UAC Space Corporation is on Mars and it belongs to... *gasp*


Everyone: What?!

Tails: Doom3!!!

Shadow: Meaning....?

Tails: Were all going to die!!

Sonic: Well that just sucks....

Vector: Fo' real dawg...

Shadow: Stop talking like a retard!!11





Will they ever get back home safe?!

Will Sonic pay his debt to E-bay?!

Will I ever know why I wrote this stupid story?!



TO BE CONTINUED!!1



( yay... )

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