Chapter 4 - Chapter 4... F.U.B.A.R...

Part 4: F.U.B.A.R... (F*cked Up Beyond All Reality )



Tails: We need to find a way to the air ventilation shaft.

Knuckle's: You can also use maintains shafts.

Sonic: Maintains shaft?

Knuckle's: Yeah, I heard some guy talking about it, escaping through those shafts before he was brutally murdered by a dog like thing with mechanical rear legs...



Sonic: What?! More of these things?!

Knuckle's: Yeah...

Sonic: So were are those maintains shafts?

Knuckle's: They were used for engineers to maintain the base.

Shadow: Lets get going...

Rouge: Wait, how do you know its safe there?

Shadow: You just have to risk your furry butt to get out alive here!!



Rouge slaps shadow again...



Rouge: Ok... lets go...



They all stand for the door that provides entrance to the shaft.



Shadow: Wait... Sonic, you open the door...

Sonic: Why...?

Shadow: Cause if there is something, then I'm able to shoot it...

Sonic: Sounds logical...

Shadow: And its because I'm way cooler then you and cant be missed...

Sonic: what?

Shadow: Just open the damn door!!


Sonic is opening the door...



Everyone: *gasp!!!1*



Shadow: Who the hell is that?



Vector is walking towards the guy... Its Espio!! Espio, you allright?!



No response...

Espio is in bad shape. He is coverd with bruises and wounds.



Shadow: Vector, carry him, we leave no man behind

Sonic: Oh, thats corny, you took that line from Toy Story!

Shadow: Shuttup!!



They cautiously moving trough the shaft. After a while, they are seeing the end of the shaft. Shadow crawls trough the vent...



Shadow: Its ok guys... You can come out!


When everybody got out of the vent, Espio is regaining.



Vector: Espio! He is regaining! You okay dawg?!

Sonic: Esp! What happend to you?!

Espio: I don't know what happend... The first thing I remember was that I was in some strange room... Then... Suddenly I heard screaming all over the place...

People were running towards me, followed by strange things. I saw people dieing, in a horrible way. I was trying to get away, or at least defend myself, but those things were so strong, I wasn't able to defend myself...



Tails noticed that he has cuts all over his arm and shoulders.



Tails: Let me see those wounds...

Tails: Those look bite wounds!

Espio: Nah... Its nothing...

Tails: You sure...?

Espio: Yeah...



They are all running on, to the archaeological dig sector.



Tails: We have to hurry, those doors close in less then 4 min!



Shadow: Stop. Hold up...

Tails: We have no time for that!

Shadow: Ssh... Did you heard that...?



( Awfull silence... )



Rouge: What?! ( she ask with fear! )



Shadow farts...



Everyone: O_0



Rouge slaps Shadow 3 times



Shadow: Thought it was funny!



Running on, again, shadow...


Shadow: Wait... Did you heard that?!

Sonic: Not again...

Shadow: No for real...

Tails: Yeah I heard it too...



Then suddenly the shaft was torn apart by 4 hellknights!



Sonic: OMG!! *girly scream* Shoot them Shadow!!

Shadow: I cant! I'm out of ammo!!

Sonic: Use your grenade launcher!!

Shadow: Good thinking!! *throws grenade launcher at hellknight*

Sonic: *Sigh...* Go get them Tails!!

Tails: What...?!

Sonic: Your Pokéballs!! USE THEM!!!

Tails: PIKACHU!! I CHOOSE YOU!!11



Pika: PIKA PIKA MOTHERF *beep* ER!!1



Pikachu got squashed by hellknight.



Sonic: Okaaaaaaaaay… Eehm… you know what..?

All: What?!

Sonic: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!11



They cant shake those hellknights off, cause those things are fast too...



Sonic: We cant shake those things off! Those things are fast too!!

Shadow: Naaaah, you cant be serious.... T_T

Tails: Look, over there! * points at torn apart computer*

Rouge: So what?

Tails: We can fry those son of a b *beep* ches!!

All: O_0

Sonic: Tails...

Tails: What? Shadow taught me to talk like a cool guy...

Sonic: Whatever, just do it!



Shadow and sonic is keeping the hellknights busy, while Tails makes a puddle of oil leaked out of one of the vehicle's.


Tails: Ready! Lure them to the puddle and get out of there!



Knuckle's: NOW!!



Tails puts an electric wire into the puddle, which caused a spark and set the puddle on fire. Hellknights died.



Tails: Yay!

Vector: You'z is da bomb yo!

Shadow: STOP.... TALKING.... LIKE... RETARD!!!!!!1

Vector: I aint talking like a retard yo, Its gangsta dog!1

Shadow: WHAT?!!!

Vector: Sorry...



Quarantine mode activated! System shutdown!



Tails: shoot... Were to late...

Vector: Aint that a dog...



To be continued!!

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