Chapter 5 - Quickie! - The Sonic ABC!!!

Quickie! - The Sonic ABC!!!

















Ladies and gentleman… I now present to you… The Sonic ABC…


















Blain: A is for…. @$$!!11





Shadow: B is for my balls… which are made from brass!





Sonic: C is for Chris, which I like to punch!





Rouge: D is for dope, with a lot of crunch!





Knuckles: E is for Eggman, who’s a fat son of a dog!





Big: F is for Froggy, who’s cuter then Stitch!











All: O_o











Vector: G is fo’ Gangstah, which I am!





Shadow: H is for HK MP-5. I kill people with it, but I don’t give a damn! ^^





Amy: I for I LOVE SONIC!!! He’s so cool!!!





Sonic: J for joking that I hope you do, because you’re starting to drool! O_o











Amy: O_o











Espio: K is for Kentucky Fried Chicken! Which I love to eat!





Rouge: L is for Lame @$$, Knuckles is one, by the way, he has smelly feet!





Knuckles: M is for Master Emerald, which I defend with my life!





Sonic: N is for Naked, Knuckles, you really should get a wife!











Shadow: O is for OMGWTFROFLLOLBBQ!!! Why…? I don’t know… -_-‘





Blain: P is for Phosphorus grenade, watch out, it’s going to blow! O_o











*BOOM!!11*











All: O_o





Blain: ^^











Sonic: Q is for Quentin Tarantino, because his movies rocks!!!





Amy: R is for Rice… I don’t know why…





Shadow: S is for Sonic, who really sucks!!











Sonic: O_o





Shadow: ^-^





Sonic: T_T











Tails: T is for Tornado! Which I like to fly!





Blain: U is for Uzi, I can do a drive-by!





Amy: V is for Viper, I hate those snakes!





Shadow: W is for World... Amy, shut the frack up and bake me some cakes!











Amy: O_o











Sonic: X is for… XXX, which stands for beer!





Shadow: Y is for WHY?!! WHY DID MARIA KICKED THE BUCKET?!!!





Knuckles: Z is for “ZOMG IT’S THE END!!!”, And Shadow, WHO CARES?!! frack IT!!!











Shadow: O_o





Knuckles: Uh-oh…











Shadow beats the crap out of Knuckles…











Sonic: Shadow… Bucket doesn’t rhyme on beer…





Shadow: I don’t care! ^^











Blain: 4 is for… *long silence* That… That’s what it is! O_o





Espio: Ham salad is for lunch!











Shadow: You’re getting of track…











Knuckles: MASTER EMERALD IS FOR-!!!1





Shadow: Oh, Shut the frack up!!!!!1 *slaps Knuckles*











And so does this little rhyme end… Sonic forgot to pay the rent…






I really should stop… Ok, I will shut up…













The end! O_o













( I’m a poet, I didn’t even know… But who gives a shoot, I need to go… )

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