Chapter 6 - Mighty's return!!1

Mighty’s return!!1











One day…











Irwin: Ooi!! G’day mates! Today I’m in Station Square where eyewitnesses reported a crocodile from from 2 meters in length! So I’m trying to catch him!











Cameraman: OH GOD!!! HE’S HERE!!1











Irwin: CRIKEY!!! Look at that thing! It’s huge!





Vector: Eeh… What you’z doing homes?





Irwin: And it talks! O_o





Vector: Yeah…. Wotevah homes… So what you’z doing ‘ere? This be our turf yo!











Irwin: Trying to catch you eey!











Vector: Wot?! What tha frack yo?! I aint no dangerous! Well… Except when I’z strapped with a piece… But my momma wont let me carry a real one yo… -_-‘











Irwin: Look how I sneak up to the croc from behind…





Vector: O_o





Irwin: I’m gonna distract him while it gives me some time to jump on his back…











Vector: *Looks at Irwin who’s sneaking up like an idiot* Eeh…You ok esé…?





Irwin: Ok… I’m jumping on his back to catch him… KOURNIKOVA!!!1 *jumps on Vectors back*























Vector: Yeah wotevah homes…





Irwin: I GOT HIM!!! QUICK!!! BRING ME A NET!!!1











A net is thrown over Vector’s head, only covering half of his mouth…











Irwin: Good job mates! We got him!! Take him to the zoo!





Vector: Oh no you didn’t!





Irwin: CRIKEY!!! IT TALKS AGAIN!!1





Vector: This sucks yo, I’z leaving… *rips the net*





Irwin: OH MY GOD!!1 It must be one of them mutant species!!!





Vector: O_o *slaps Irwin*





Irwin: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!11 * runs away*











Vector: Aight! Back to duty ya’ll…











Vector walks back to the others…











Espio: Who was that…?





Vector: I don’t know, some fool is trying to ice me yo… I iced him instead…





Charmy: Right…





Knuckles: Guys… I didn’t pay you to argue! Keep watching over the Master Emerald!











Espio: Do we get paid…?





Knuckles: Naah, just a figure of speech…





Espio: Oh… T_T











They all sit around in a circle looking at the Master Emerald… Ten hours later…























Espio: This sucks…





Vector: Fo’ real dawg…





Charmy: AAAAAAAH!!1 PROTECT THE MASTER EMERALD!!!11





All: O_o





Charmy: Look! A white fluff on the emerald!!





Knuckles: OH DEAR GOD!!!! GO TO DEFCON 62!!!!1





Vector: *slaps Knuckles* Get a hold of yourself bustah!!1











Again… Ten hours later…











Espio: This sucks…





Charmy: I know!





Vector: Eeh… Hey eeh… look! A banana!!!





All: OMG!! WHERE?!!! *runs off*











Knuckles: Guys! Where are you going?! Get your @$$ back here!!!1











Then Knuckles realizes that they already left….





Knuckles: Crap… Don’t you worry M. E!! I’ll be back!! *runs off to look for the Chaotix…*





Vector: I thought we’d never got off the hook…





Knuckles: GUYS!!!





Espio: Oh God…





Knuckles: Protect the emerald!!1





Charmy: Well… Who’s protecting it now…?





Knuckles: O_o











Meanwhile…











Fang: Oi! Eey there mates! Fang ‘ere! I’m seeing a beauty of an Emerald here eey! Let’s see what happens when I poke it with a stick…











Fang pokes the Emerald…











Fang: See?! Nothing happens! So… It’s mine! MWUAHA!!1 *takes Master Emerald*











Then convienently the Chaotix run back to the Master Emerald…











Vector: Yo! Drop that Emerald fool!!!





Fang: Uh-oh! Cya later mates!!











Fang run off with the Emerald…











Charmy: Told ya you should have someone protecting it…





Espio: Yeah but he didn’t mentioned any of us though…





Vector: True… That wasn’t in the job description!





Knuckles: WILL SOMEBODY frackING CHASE THAT GUY!?!!











Espio: Oh right!











Espio runs off but he tripped and fell in the river…





Vector tries to bounch on him but he dodge…





And Charmy… Well… He flew against a tree way off course…











Knuckles: Do’h!! >_<











Fang stopped for a while…











Fang: Cant catch me eey!?





Knuckles punched Fang knock out…











Espio: Good job boss!





Knuckles: Protecting the Master Emerald is a great honour! It’s our responsibility to protect it! We’ve been protecting it for many generations and-











Sonic: And as you screwed up for many generations!!! *lmfao*





Knuckles: O_o





Sonic: ^^





Knuckles: Oh shut up! If it wasn’t for you dragging me along your stupid adventures I’d be sitting here everyday!











Sonic: Doing what…?





Knuckles: Protecting it… -_-‘











All: T_T











Charmy: Eeh… By the way… Don’t you guys think that guy looked awfully familiar…?











Knuckles: Who?





Vector: *slaps Knuckles* The guy who stole the emerald!!





Espio: No…





Knuckles: Oh great… I’m getting a flashback…











*flashback*











Fang: Oi mates!





Knuckles: Hey Fang!











*flashback ends*











Knuckles: I cant remember his name…





Vector: Wait… I think I get something… Wasn’t that Nack…?





Knuckles: Neck…?





Vector: No… Nack…





Knuckles: That’s what I’ve said…





Vector: You said Neck...





Knuckles: So did you…











Sonic: He’s Fang! He was once part of you Dective agency!





All: O_o





Knuckles: How the hell do you know?!





Sonic: Just a guess…





All: T_T











???: OOI!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU GUYS THINKING OF STARTING A HORRIBLE DETECTIVE CLUB WITHOUT ME?!!!! I BET YOU COULDN’T EVEN FIND A BARN IF IT WAS IN FRONT OF YOU!!!1











All: O_o





Vector: Hey its... Eeh…





Espio: M… Mi…





Charmy: It’s Micheal!!!1





All: O_o





Mighty: It’s Mighty… Charmy still seems to be a dumbass after years…











Espio: Mighty…?! O_o





Vector: What are you doing here!





Mighty: Well… I was around travelling the world… You know how much I love nature and stuff…? I was helping Greenpeace and the WSAP! ^^











All: O_o





Charmy: Micheal!! I’ve missed you!! *hugs Mighty*





Mighty: *slaps Charmy off of him* NOW I WANNA KNOW WHY YOU GUYS LEFT ME!!!1











Espio: Eeh… Vector knows why!!





Vector: Eeh… eehm… Yes… Well… You see… eeh… Charmy knows better!





Charmy: It’s because we couldn’t find you!





Mighty: O_o





Charmy: ^^





Mighty: Eeh… Yeah… That’ll do… -_-‘











Sonic: Aren’t you forgetting someone…?





Mighty: Who…?





Sonic: Me… T_T





Mighty: Oh right! It’s…. eeh… eeeeeeeh… Tonic…?





Sonic: It’s Sonic…





Mighty: RIGHT!!! SONIC!!1 I DIDN’T RECOGNIZE YOU IN YOUR BLUE FUR!!1





Sonic: I’m always blue… T_T





Mighty: Oh… Well in that case… eeh





Sonic: Never mind… We’ve got a lot to talk about! Let’s go Chris’s house! Everyone else is there!











Mighty: Eeh…. Ok… O_o











And so… They went to Chris’s house…











Sonic: Guys! Look who we found!











Shadow, Blain, Rouge, Amy are looking at the strange guy… Shadow and Blain are playing a card game…











Blain: You found a bum…?





Sonic: No it’s… eeh… What was your name again…?





Mighty: Mighty…





Sonic: RIGHT!! This is Mighty!





Shadow: That’s great…





Sonic: We fought Robotnik years ago together!





Knuckles: So did we!











Shadow: Who cares! Got any sevens…?





Blain: Nope! Go fish!





Shadow: Damn it…











Rouge: So… Mighty… Tell something about yourself…?





Mighty: Well… I’m an Armadillo! I like peace and nature, and I hate violence!





Shadow: Get a life you damn hippie!





Mighty: O_o





Sonic: Shouldn’t you guys introduce yourself…?











Rouge: Ok… I’m Rouge… Rouge the bat!





Shadow: Shadow the Hedgehog… Ultimate Lifeform…





Blain: Blain the Hedgehog… Ultimate lifeform! *slaps high five to Shadow*





Shadow: ^^





All: O_o











Amy: Amy… Boyfriend of Sonic, you better not interfere!





All: O_o





Sonic: Right… So… What’s up…?Mighty: Nothing really… Went some weightlifting today…





Amy: Weightlifting…? ^-^ *looks at Mighty with lovable eyes*





Mighty: Yes… *giving a flirting smile at Amy*





Sonic: Hey hey hey!!











Amy walked at Mighty…











Amy: Ooh… feel those muscles!





Sonic: O_o





Amy: You don’t have any of that do you Sonic…?





Mighty: You can say that I ‘m pretty damn strong!











Then suddenly Shadow chaos controlled next to Mighty…











Mighty: O_o





Shadow: Could you say that again please…?





Mighty: I’m pretty…. Strong… I… guess… O_o











Shadow: Right…





Mighty: How did you do that?!





Shadow: What…?





Mighty: Disappearing and stuff…





Shadow: You mean this…? *chaos control again*











Mighty: O_o





Shadow: I won’t tell you! ^^











Then suddenly Chris bounces off the stairs…











Chris; OMG SONIC!!! I KNOW A COOL GAME THAT WE CAN PLAY- O_o





All: O_o





Chris: Who’s that…? *points at Mighty*











Mighty: Hi! I’m Mighty!





Chris: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! A new friend to play with!!











Sonic: 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… hide…





Mighty: What…?











Everyone hides…











Chris: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!11 *jumps on Mighty*





Mighty: AAAAAAAH!1 O_o











Sonic: Told ya you should hide…





Mighty: Who the hell is he?! *hugged by Chris*





Sonic: He’s Chris… He’s annoying, but we can stay here…





Mighty: Aah…











After Sonic and co. bashed the crap outta Chris to save Mighty from a horrible time with Chris, the crew went to the garden…











Mighty: So… How’s life…? Is Eggman still around?





Sonic: Yeah… Well, most of the times he’s gone…











Eggman: MWUAHA!!!* lmfao*





All: O_o





Blain: Morning Eggman! ^^





Eggman: Yes… eeh… Goodmorning… Cut out with the morning stuff!! I’m here to steal your emeralds!! *steals emeralds*











Knuckles: HEY!!1 YOU’RE STEALING MY EMERALDS!!!





Eggman: No I didn’t… HE did!! *points at Sonic*











Knuckles: SONIC!!!! Why you little…





Sonic: Uh-oh…











Knuckles bashed the crap outta Sonic while Eggman got away…











Sonic: GET OFF ME DUMBASS!!! Eggman got away now!! *punches Knuckles*





All: O_o





Shadow: *Sigh…* We better look for the Chaos Emeralds guys… AGAIN!!1 >_<





Mighty: I don’t see why the bad guys always get there hands on the Chaos Emeralds so easy while we have trouble finding them…











Shadow: That’s an idea… Why not hire a villain to get the Chaos Emeralds for us…?











Shadow thinks… a long time…











Shadow: Right… Never mind…











All: T_T











Meanwhile…











Eggman: MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!1 I’ve got the Chaos Emeralds!! Now what to do…?





Fang: OOI!! Fat mustachey guy! Gimme the emeralds eey!





Eggman: O_o





Rouge: GIMME THEM!!1 It’s mine!!!











Eggman: Oh Damn1!! This always happens… O_o











They both attacked Eggman, but the emeralds fell a long way down…





Eggman: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!1





Rouge/Fang: O_o





Eggman: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE!!! I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE HAPPY!!1





Rouge/Fang: O_o





Eggman: Eeh…











Rouge and Fang kicked the crap outta Eggman… Eggman feel down a long way…











Rouge: ^^





Fang: ^^











*long silence*











Rouge kicked the crap outta Fang…











Meanwhile…











Tails: I think I’ve found a trace of the Emeralds guys!





Sonic: OMG WHERE?!!!











Then suddenly 7 Chaos emeralds fell on Sonic…





Tails: Found it!





Mighty: Yes!!





Blain: So now what….?











*long silence*











Sonic: Let’s lose them again to look for them for the 78^th time!!! YAAY!!!





Tails: What’s the fun about that…?





Sonic: I don’t know…





Knuckles: Mission complete! ^^





Shadow: Shut up!! *slaps Knuckles*





Vector: Hey eeh… Knuckles…?





Knuckles: Yeah?





Vector: Who’s protecting your Master Emerald now…?





Knuckles: O_o





Vector: Just letting you know! ^^





Knuckles: OH DEAR GOD!!11 *runs off*











Mighty: *cough* Right… I never do that again…











Mighty walks away from the rest of the guys and started mumbling things like, “crazy assholes and stuff”











Sonic: SEE YOU LATER MIGHTY!!!





Mighty from a distance: Shut the hell up!











Knuckles: He’s gone guys…





Sonic: Again…





Shadow: Ahem… May I say something…?





All: NO!!





Shadow: Just asking… ^-^





All: T_T























The end! O_o

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