Chapter 11 - My fav quotes from my fanfics…

My fav quotes from my fanfics…
 
This is just a chapter that puts up my favorite quotes of my crossover fanfics… I hope you like them too! ^^
 
In total this document is 36 pages… Don’t steal the dialogue please, cause I know how to find you!! ^-^
 
PLEASE BE WARNED THAT THE STORY MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS TO THE ORIGINAL CROSSOVERS!! I RECOMMEND TO READ THOSE FIRST!!!11 [/b]
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Sonic: SO IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?!!

Tails: What...? =(

Sonic: The scary sounds and stuff...?

Tails: Well I shouldent had eaten those burrito's befo-

Sonic: Shuttup...

Again hears of scraping metal, scary sounds...

Sonic: Tails!! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU CRACK ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE WARN BEFOR- ( Is looking very scared... )
 
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Sonic is running to the vending machine and start throwing money at it.

Nothing happends...

Sonic: GIMME MY CANDY YOU STUPID SON OF A *BEEP*!!1
 
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Sonic: OMG!! What the hell is that?!

Shadow: It has wings...

Sonic: He has a stinger...

Tails: He is yellow with black stripes...

Sonic: He has a helmet!!! 0_O

Shadow: Its Charmy.... T_T
 
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Shadow: Meaning....?

Tails: Were all going to die!!

Sonic: Well that just sucks....

Vector: Fo' real dawg...

Shadow: Stop talking like a retard!!11
 
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Sonic: Well... There's only one thing we can do now...

Shadow: Eat potato-chips and getting drunk?!

Sonic: No...

Shadow: shoot... Im sorry potato-chips...( throws potato-chips in the garbage bin )
 
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Sonic: By the way, Hows Espio?

Vector: He'z shivering all the way...

Sonic: We need to take care of him!

Vector: No way Homez!! You aint popping my dawg!!

Sonic: No stupid, I mean medical treatment...

Vector: Aight, it'z cool... If he'z still shivering, I'z gonna sell him, his horn on tha face is vibrating, itz good fo' tha doges yo if ya'll know what i'z meaning! *chuckle's*
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Sonic: Hello Batman! This is commissioner Gordon, We have a situation!
 
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Rouge: Wait a sec... He is not mr. Smit, its dr. Betruger!

Guy: No, eeh no... I'm not... Sonic, nice hairdo you got ^_^

Rouge: I'm telling you, its Betruger!!

Sonic: Shush Rouge, let the nice man talk ^_^
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Shadow: What the hell?! Its a water gun!!

Vector: Well, My momma sayz I aint carrying a real one yo...
 
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Sonic: The base is crawling with monsters, did you unleashed them?

Deep voice: Yes...

Sonic: Why?

Deep voice: I felt like it...

Sonic: Oh ok, can you take them back?

Deep Voice: Yeah sure! ^_^

Shadow: Fo' real?!

Deep voice: Nope... >=)

Sonic: Well, we tried, lets go home and eat some pie!

Shadow: No Sonic... No pie...

Sonic: Then we are already doomed...
 
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Shadow: YES!! IT WAS MR. TWEETLES IN THE TOPLESS NUDIE BAR WITH A CHICKENGUN!!!!!!!!1
 
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Shadow puts up the sedating rifle again.

Espio: Aawh man... Again..?

Tails: Uhuh...

Espio: I hate my life...

Shadow shoots him with a sedating dart.

Espio: AAAAAH!! What the hell?! Those things are painfull!!

*Looks down*

Espio: AAAAAAAH!! YOU SHOT ME IN MY BUTT!!!
Shadow: ^_^
 
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Zombie: Bleeeeeeeeergh!!

Shadow: Aah yes, I would like 2 Twix's, a Coke, a can of pimpjuice, bandages, and for me a large popcorn.

Zombie: Blergh?

Shadow: No, no butter.

Zombie: Blergh blabla blergh uurgh…

Shadow: What?! Thats a ripoff!

Zombie: BLEERGH!!!

Shadow: Ok...
 
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Maria: Shadow...

Shadow: What?!

Maria: Use your awesome power...

Shadow: What awesome power?

Maria: The power to be awesome...
 
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Shadow: Aah... Well, we killed them all! ^_^

Hell's Guardian: Except that one...


Some pinky demon is nibbeling on Espio
 
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Sonic: Damn... How many times does Espio get bitten...?

Shadow: Eeh... Can you ask if he can stop nibbeling on Espio...?

Hell's Guardian: Sure!
Espio is waking up...:

Shadow: Espio, you've got bitten again... *pulls up sedating rifle with medicine*

Espio: Shoot....



Shadow fires 40 darts on Espio's butt. Espio is knocked out again.
 
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Sonic: So... Whats your name...?

Hell's Guardian: I'm Peaches! ^_^

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Espio: I think we should go guys, to earth.

Shadow: Yeah, I think so too…

Rouge: … What…? Espio, you're awake?

Espio: Yup, those sedating darts don't have much effect anymore…

Tails: Aah.. Are you still dizzy or anything?

Espio: Nope ^_^

Shadows brings up the tranquilizer rifle and shoots a dart on Espio's butt.


Espio: AAH!! Why the HELL did you do that for?!!

Shadow: I felt like it! ^_^
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Knuckles: Rouge, wanna see my gun…? ^_^

Rouge: No… Wanna see mine?!

Knuckles: YEAH!!1

Rouge: It's a BFG! ^_^

Knuckles: BFG…?

Rouge: Big fracking gun! =D

Knuckles: O_o
 
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Espio is making some ninja sounds while the rest is trying to kill those other demons…


Espio: JUDO CHOP!!1 *chops demon in half* H…He… HEY! I GOT ONE!!! XD
Knuckles: GET SOME MORE!!1
 
***********************************************************************Shadow's eventually waking up…

Shadow: Where am I? Who am I? WHY am I? AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS?!!


Espio slaps Shadow


Shadow: What was that for?!!

Espio: You had an identity crisis!

Shadow: No I didn't!!

Espio: Yes you did!

Shadow: DIIIIIEEEEE!!!1



Espio runs for his life while Shadow is chasing him…
 
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Sonic shout through window: Good morning everybody!! ^_^

Knuckles from angel island: SHUT THE HELL UP!!1
 
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Shadow: I think… This is just the beginning…

Sonic: What?!

Shadow: Nothing, I was being dramatic! ^_^

All: Oowh Shadow! You silly hedgehog!
 
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Knuckles: Hey guys! Say, have you seen my Master Emerald somewhere?

Sonic: Hey Knuckles, nice of you to drop by! No I haven't seen it…

Knuckles: Damnit… Remember me that I have to build some boobytraps…

Sonic: Why you need boobytraps…? People can get hurt…

Knuckles: That's ok! I love boobies!! ^_^
 
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Sonic: OMG!! CHECK OUT THAT WATER, IT SCARES ME!!1

Blain throws water in Sonics face.


Sonic: AAAAAAAAAAH!! I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!
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Espio: Hey Chris! I know a game! Its called “I spy”!

Chris: Okay! ^_^

Espio: I spy with my little eye… something purple….

Chris: Is it Knuckles?! =D

Knuckles: O_o

Espio: No…

Chris: I give up! =D

Espio: It's my fist that is about to be rammed into your face if you don't shut up!!
 
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Hammond points to a breeding thingy…

Shadow: WTF?! Those are eggs!

Hammond slaps Shadow
 
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Sonic: OMG GUYS!!! HAMMOND DOUBLECROSSED US AGAIN!!!

All: What?!!!

Sonic: He didn't buy us dinner….

All: T_T
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Knuckles is standing there, shivering on his knee's, and is holding Chris in front of him…

Vector whispers: Don't… Move a muscle…

Tyrannosaurus: O_o *can't see them…*

The Tyrannosaurus's head is near the others…

Chris sneezes

Tyrannosarus: O_o

Knuckles pushed Chris so that Chris moved…

Tyrannosaurus: =D

Knuckles: RUN!!1
 
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Vector: Lets just climb up….

After they climbed up, they see a Dilophosaurus standing there…

Espio: Oh God not again…
 
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Vector: A Dilophosaurus can spit venom at his prey… It makes them temporary blind…



Knuckles: I'M BLIND!!1

Espio: Whoops…

Rouge: Hey… Look, over there! There goes Sonic and the others!

Knuckles: OMG WHERE?! I CANT SEE!! ***********************************************************************Tails: Well, there bio-engineering those dinosaurs. They create them. Like Hammond said, it cost a billions of dollars to build it. Hammond is the boss of the park, but InGen has the last word when it comes to it…

Sonic: Aah… How do you know all that stuff…?

Tails: Just a guess…

Sonic: -_-

Shadow: Ghehe… *picks up Compsognathus and talks to it* Well sucks being an experiment huh?! ^_^
 
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Commander: We have to infiltrate that complex to reclaim the-

Blain: HELLO! ^_^

Commander: AAAAH! !!1

Blain: I've got a question, you see, we're -

Commander: DID I TOLD YOU TO SPEAK?! I DIDN'T THINK SO!1 DROP AND GIMME 20!!1

Blain: But… I don't have money!

Commander: O_o
 
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Commander: SON!! YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW!!1

Blain: No sir! I'm just a little boy! ^_^
 
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Shadow: Son… Remember what I've taught you…

Blain: Right!

Blain goes back to the commander, and puts up a sad face…

Commander: YOU AGAIN?!!! I TOLD YOU TO GET LOS-

Blain: Please sir! I'm just a poor boy who is bio-engineered by some scientist!

I never knew my real father, but that guy over there took care of me when I was a baby! *points to Shadow * ( keeps on dramatic for a while )

Shadow: Eehm… That's not what I've taught you son…
 
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All: Yeah…

Commander: YEAH WHAT?!!

All: Eeh… Yeah, yeah whatever…?

Commander: IT'S YES SIR!!1

All: Ok… O_o
 
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Soldier: Sir… With all due respect, but is this a joke…?

Anderson: Hell no private! Anyway… Keep your eye's pealed! This is the first priority now!

Soldiers: Sir yes sir!

Anderson: That'll be all, dismissed!

Soldiers: Yay!
 
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At the military camp… Dawn… 04:00 hours…

Some soldier is trumpeting…

Shadow: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! *throws shoe at soldier*

Soldier: Eeek!! *falls off cliff*
 
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Shadow: You know… I've been thinking…

Blain: What…?

Shadow: Well, its actually kinda funny… Sonic won a vacation to Isla Nublar, we all went to a theme park, it turned out that the director was a criminal who offerd Knuckles fifty million dollars to survive the island for two days, we all got into a big fight and split up, and here we are, munching with some soldiers and being bullied by a sergeant…



Sonic: Yeah… yeah that is funny!

*long silence*



All: LMAO!!!
 
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Mullins: Ok guys… We have to look…

Everyone is looking



Mullins: I didn't said “Simon sayz” ^_^

All: O_o
***********************************************************************Vector: Don't count on it… As soon they see something moving, there hunting instinct is being triggered… Keep as low as possible and don't talk from now on…



Chris: OKIDOKI!!

Raptors: O_o * see's them standing *

Vector: Chris…. I hate you….
 
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Sonic: How do we get food? The nearest restaurant is 50 miles that way!

Anderson: That's why it's called survival kid… Here, I show you… Pick a large stick… Then sharp it with your combat knife, stand in front of the river, then watch out of any fish… If you can see one, penetrate them, and breakfast is served…

*No attention*

Anderson: Guys…?

Shadow throws a frag grenade in the river

*BOOM* Fish are floating up!

Shadow: He sarge! Check it out! We have chow for the rest of the week!
Anderson: -_- eehm… good work private…

They cook the fish…

Shadow: Hmmmm! Taste like a M67 fraggrenade!

Blain: Yeah! With crunchy shrapnel! *munch munch crunch crunch*
 
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Shadow: Wait… Let me try the other one… I can make him talk… >=)

Anderson: Sure… I guess…

Shadow: Chris… Would you come here for a sec…?

Chris: Okay!

Shadow: You see this man?

Chris: Yeah…

Shadow: You can talk to him! He is a friend of yours!

Chris: Really….?

Shadow: Yup…

Chris: Yay! A friend!

Terrorist2: Oh God… O_o

Chris: Hello! Wanna play hide and seek?! No?! Oh okay, that's cool, you know, you don't look like a terrorist. I like dinosaurs! Do you?! *keeps on blabbering…*

Terrorist2: STOOOOOOOP!!
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Anderson: Chris… I think he said he wants to play hide and seek with you…

Chris: YAY!!!

Terrorist2: Ok!! I’ll talk!!!!
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Sonic: What's a… car…carfha… cara…

Tails: Carcharodontosaurus?

Sonic: Yeah…

Tails: It's a meat eater, a bit taller then a t-rex…

Sonic: So… The big one with razor sharp teeth and the humongous mouth is a car… carar… carhaha…

Tails: carcharodontosaurus?

Sonic: Yeah…

Tails: Yeah, that's a carcharodontosaurus, why do you ask…?

Sonic: Well, he's coming towards us!!!!

All: O_o

Shadow: Chris!! KILL HIM!!

Chris: Huh…?

Shadow: Run Chris!! He's gonna eat ya!!

Chris: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
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Sonic: Knuckles… You done yet?!

Knuckles: Yeah… Sure.. Gimme 6 month to heal my broken ribs…
 
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Tails: I think they experimented on this guy…

Shadow: What?

Anderson: How do you that for sure…

Tails: Well, check it out… *points at sign that says

“Experimental Experiments… Authorized personal only… No girls aloud”



Shadow: Sonic, you need to get out…

Sonic: Why?

Shadow: That sign says “no girls aloud”
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Shadow: Hmm… I do not like this… For I have foreseen it in a dream…

Espio:Hey! I'm supposed to be talking like that… That's my cue!

Shadow: I do not agree with you, for I am Shadow… The ultimate lifeform…

Espio: Yeah so?! Like that has to do with anything, I bet your not the ultimate lifeform…

Shadow: I do not kid you… I am trying to mock you.

Vector: STOP TALKING LIKE A RETARD!!!!
 
Shadow: O_o

Espio: I am grateful you have silenced this fool.

Vector: SHUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
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Blain: Ssh… Be quiet… I here something…

Shadow: O_o But… I didn't talke-

Blain: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH!!1 ***********************************************************************

Guy: You know when you have diarrhoea, but it doesn't hurt that much when it comes out?! Damn, its so satisfying man! ^_^

Blain: Gross…

Shadow: Eehm… okay… *shoots guy through the head… *

Anderson talks through radio: Shadow?! What was that?!

Shadow: I don't know, but a guy died of a heartattack, I didn't had anything to do with it sir! ***********************************************************************
Shadow: Were here!!

Blain: Aah… Hmmm… its written in Chinese! O_ o

Shadow: Get Espio on the phone…



Vector: Aight!! Wots our mission by the way?!

Espio: No clue about it homes…

Vector: Fock dawg!! Wot the hell are we'z supposed to be doing yo?!

Espio: Hold on biatch, my nizzle is vibrating yo. *picks up cell phone*

Vector: Aight… Who'z be that?!

Espio: Its Shadow, he wants that we translate something…

Vector: Aight…
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Shadow sees that Anderson has been shot in the chest…


Anderson: *Cough* Go on without… Call for… help… then you'll be outta here…

Shadow: WHAT HAPPENED!?!!

Anderson: Don't waste time… call for an airlift… Mullins… Knows how to contact…

Shadow: I DON'T GIVE A shoot, I WANNA frackING KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!!



Anderson: Eehm… I've got shot in the chest and I'm dieing
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Sonic: Goodbye… Sergeant Anderson… It was an honor to serve under you sir…

Shadow: He reminded me of Maria… DAMNIT!!! THAT'S THE SECOND HUMAN I STARTED TO LIKE AND GOT SHOT!!!!!

All: O_o Maria…?!

Shadow:YEAH!! GOT A frackING PROBLEM WITH IT?!!!! >=(
 
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Blain: Dad….

Shadow: What…?

Blain: I love you!



All: Aawh! ^.^



Mullins: Guys! I cant take it no more!! The emotions are overwhelming! Lets… give each other a big group hug!!!
 
Shadow kicked Mullins out of the chopper.

Shadow: The hell with hugging, I'm not getting hugged!! ***********************************************************************Sergeant Anderson is still dead… He doesn't wake up for some reason…
 
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Knuckles: Doc! My belly hurts!!

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Knuckles: Aah… digestion affection…

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Knuckles: So it isn't an alien that crawled inside my head and settled inside my belly to hatch and one day is gonna conquer the world…?
Shadow: frack it, I'm not gonna run like some dumbass screaming, ALOHAMARA!!!1



*poof*



An elephant appeared in the livingroom! O_o



Shadow: What the hell?! O_o
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Potter: No… You see, I'm the most powerful wizard alive!

Shadow: So…?

Potter: You cant kill me! ^_^

Shadow: Wanna bet?! *pulls up two nickelplated .45 desert eagles *
 
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Sonic: Aren't you tired?! It's the first day at Hogwarts!

Blain: No, I aint tired- *snores*
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Rouge; Quick Knuckles, Eat your cereal!! *stuffs face with cereal*

Shadow: Hey Knuckles, look behind you!! ^_^

Knuckles: Hell no, I'm not falling for that one…

Shadow: shoot…

Sonic: ROUGE IS NAKED!!!!

Knuckles; OMG WHERE?!!! =D

Sonic: Behind you!!

Knuckles turned around while Sonic steals his cereal!

Shadow: Why haven't I thought about it… T_T

Knuckles: ………… Hey… Something is not right here…

Sonic: What do you mean?! ^_^ *stuffs face with cereal*
Knuckles: I know something is fishy here… *looks suspicious… *

Sonic: Eeh… O_o *keeps on eating* ^_^

Knuckles: I'm on to you Sonic…

Sonic: O_o What……?

Knuckles: HOW THE HELL CAN THOSE CANDLE'S FLOAT?!!!!

Sonic: Magic… T_T

Knuckles: Oh yeah…
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Malfoy: Hey Mudblood!

Shadow: Huh…? Who the hell is he…?

Malfoy: MUDBLOOD!!!

Potter: I think he meant me…

Malfoy: No that black hedgehog! You're a mudblood!

Shadow: What's a mudblood…?

Potter: It's a terrible word!!

Shadow: T_T

Malfoy: YO MUDBLOOD!!!

Shadow: SHUT THE frack UP ALREADY YOU STUPID SON OF A dog!!!
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Madame Hooch: You see this broom…?

Sonic: No…

Madame Hooch slapped Sonic
 
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Knuckles: No problem! *blushes*

Rouge slaps Knuckles



Rouge: START ACTING LIKE A MAN DAMNIT!!!
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Espio: Guys… I heard rumours that “He who must not be named” is planning an invasion at Hogwarts…

Shadow: Eeh… Who…?

Espio: He who must not be named…. T_T

Shadow: So who is the guy that “must not be named”!!

Espio: Eeh…. He who must not be named!!1

Shadow: WHO THE HELL IS HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED??!!!! ***********************************************************************

Espio: Shadow! Keep it down!

Shadow: So… eeh… who is this… VOLDEMORT!!!! ….guy…? ^_^
 
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Dumbledore: IN THE LEFT CORNER!! WEIGHING 15 KG!!

BLAIN “THE BASHER” HEDGEHOG!!!


All: O_o

Potter: I thought this was a magic dual! O_o

Ron: No… I told ya not to enter…

Dumbledore: AND IN THE RIGHT CORNER!! WEIGHING 56 KG!!

HARRY “ZOMG DON'T HURT ME” POTTER!!!!
 
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Blain: WHAT?!!! STEP DOWN!!! I'LL REBUILD YOUR FACE!!!

Dumbledore: THIS EVENT HAS BEEN CANCELED!!! PLEASE!! EVERYONE RETURN TO YOUR OWN ROOM!!!


Some kid: frack YOU!! *throws chair at Dumbledore*
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Sonic: Eeh… Shouldn't we help them…?

Espio: Nah… Look, Knuckles is winning!

Sonic: No… I'm pretty sure that's blood coming out of his ears…

Espio: SHUT UP!! KNUCKLES IS WINNING!! *slaps Sonic* ***********************************************************************
Ron: Hey look! My flying owl is coming with something!

Owl fly's into frying pan! O_o

Ron: I need to sell my owl on e-bay… T_T
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Voldie: Mark my words boy… and mark them well… I have survived your predecessors and I will survive YOU!!!

Blain: Ok die already… T_T

Voldie: Mwuahahahaha! You fool… Don't you understand…? My minions, and Dementors, are on there way as I speak! To conquer the Philosophers stone from Hogwarts! Tomorrow… We will be knocking on your door and bring you… nothing… but… death…


Blain: So now what…? You lost! ^_^

Voldie: Yeah rub it in why don't ya?! *disconnected *
 
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Knuckles: She was killed in the bathroom! She's haunting now! O_o

Shadow: She was killed while she was taking a dump?! O_o

Knuckles: Yes…

Blain: So… What's your point…?

Knuckles: Well, I have to pee really badly, but I'm scared! O_o
 
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Shadow: Oh chicken! I love chickens! ^_^

Knuckles: Did something snapped inside Shadow..? O_o

Shadow: Offcourse not Knuckles! ^_^

Knuckles: He's scaring me! O_o
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Shadow: I love you all guys! GROUPHUG!!!! ^_^

Blain: SNAP OUT OF IT!! O_o

Shadow: Out of what?

Blain slaps Shadow!

Shadow: Ouch! *cries*

Sonic: O_o Dude what the hell?!!! O_o

Knuckles: Hey… I know… YO SHADOW, MARIA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ^_^

Shadow: O_o
 
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Then suddenly, a wall got blown up! O_o

Voldemort: Knock knock! ^_^

Dumbledore: Uhoh… He's here! O_o

Voldemort: My minions! Fetch the Philosophers stone for me!!

Dumbledore: Aah hell no! Students! ATTACK!!!!
 
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Shadow: AAH!! You bastard!!

Sonic: Huh..?

Shadow: SONIC!!! HELP ME!!!

Sonic: What the hell?!

Shadow: He's draining me… say… a spell…. Any…….. spell….

Sonic: Eeh…

Shadow: Don't… just… stand there… dumbass!

Sonic: KAZIM!!! KAZAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

Sonic gets an icecream! O_o
 

Shadow: *Sigh…

Sonic throws icecream against Dementor! O_o
 
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Dumbledore: Nope, it isn't… Potter, Ron and Hermione are coming along with you. You guys can kick the crap out of things and Potter, Ron and Hermione will do all the magic crap! *********************************************************************** Dumbledore: You are about to embark upon a great crusade… The eye's of Hogwarts are upon you… The hopes and prays of liberty loving students march with you…

Blain: You didn't quote that… T_T

Dumbledore: No, Winston Churchill did…
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Shadow: Tent!

Blain: Check!

Shadow: Map!

Sonic: Got it!

Shadow: Compass!

Rouge: Yup!

Shadow: FOOD!!!!!!!!!

Knuckles: Yup! ^_^


Sonic: Evil Bio-engineerd hedgehog?!
Shadow: Present! ^_^

Knuckles: A cool red headed Echidna?! CHECK!!! *chuckles*
 
Sonic slaps Knuckles

Sonic: You killed the joke dumbass!
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Potter: QEURENTISO INFERNUS!!! *nothing happens*

Potter: OMESTRADA INFERNUS!!! *again… Nothing happened*



Shadow: Here, let me show you to make a fire…

Potter: ERASMUOS INFERNUS!!!!

Shadow: Give it up Potter, you're a worthless illusionist…
 
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Shadow: Blain, Gimme the lighter…

Blain gave Shadow a lighter…

Shadow: Sonic, come over here… *pulls out Sonic's shoe and lighted it up! O_o *

Sonic: WHAT THE HELL?!!! O_o

Shadow throws Sonic's shoe into the campfire! O_O

Shadow: Don't worry, Potter can cast a shoespell…

Potter: No I cant…

Shadow: Then learn it… T_T
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Shadow: Eeh… Knuckles…

Knuckles: Yes…?

Shadow: You have set up the tent huh…?

Knuckles: Yup…

Shadow: Did you remember to put the canvas on the ground…?

Knuckles: Eeh… Why is that…?

Shadow: Because I'm soaked…
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Potter: But I'm hungry! O_o

Shadow: And I'm an Ultimate Lifeform, but you don't hear me complaining do you!?

Potter: O_o

Shadow: DO YOU?!!!

Potter: No… O_o

Shadow: ^_^
 
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Sonic: On the road again! WHAAHAAY!!! On the road again! Come on! Sing with me Knuckles! ^_^


Knuckles: Oh there was once a-

Shadow: SHUT THE frack UP!!! O_o You guys are getting on my nerves! O_o
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Wizard: DO NOT CROSS THE FORREST YOUNG ONES!!!

Rouge: Why not…?

Wizard: Because there are werewolf's lurking in the shadows…

Knuckles: Where are the wolfs?! O_o

Wizard: Werewolf's…

Knuckles: I know… But WHERE… are the wolfs…

Wizard: Werewolf's… T_T

Knuckles: *Sigh…* WHERE ARE THE DAMN WOLFS?!!!!

Wizard: WEREWOLFS!!!! The one's that bite ya! O_o
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Shadow: Aint that a dog… T_T

Potter: OH OH!! Another cool word I can use! *grabs book and writes it down*

All: T_T

Shadow: Anyway, where to now…?

Potter: Do you spell Aint with a comma between the N and the T…?

All: O_o

Shadow: Potter… Let me explain you something… Even a sick minded book studying dog like you should know that “Aint” isn't a real word… Its considered a “Fragment”, something that lazy people say. Example, the sentence is: `Sup home's, you'z down fo' some asskicking yo?! Which means in plain English: Hey, what's up friend, do you want to kick some butts today? The last word, “yo” is considered as a statement. It gives you some extra backup encase you don't sound gangsta. Just look at Vector, he says yo all the time, although his blabbering isn't gangsta, he sounds like one because he says yo.

Potter: Great! I'm getting the hang of it…

Rouge: Hang of what…?

Potter: Shadow teaches me how to be a gangster!

Shadow: No no no… gangSTA… A gangster is some guy who blackmails people and shoots stuff… *sigh…*

Potter: Eeh what…?

Shadow: Never mind… I'm not exlaining again…
 
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Potter: YO shadow, YO, you think, YO, that, YO, we are near Voldemorts, YO place…?


Shadow: I don't think so…

Potter: YO okay YO!!

Shadow: Potter…

Potter: Yo?!

Shadow: Another sentence… Shut… The… frack… Up…
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Blain: Well… It looks like the end guys…

Shadow: Why…?

Blain: Because we're dangling on a rope above hot boiling lava… O_o

Rouge: Sucks…
 
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Two hours later…


Blain: Hmm… I spy with my little hedgehogs eye… Something hot… O_o

Sonic: Is it lava…?

Blain: Yup…
 
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Amy: Succumb to the darksite… Sonic…

Sonic: Hell no… O_o

Amy: Voldemort never said what happened to your wife…

Sonic: He told me enough! He said that YOU killed Sally! O_o

Amy: No Sonic…. I… Am your wife…
Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *cries*

Amy: Search your feelings… You know it is true…

Sonic: NEVER!!!!!!!! *runs away*
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Voldemort: I'm not that weak… Tee hee!!

Shadow: Oh for frack's sake!! *kicks Voldemort into lava*
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Shadow: HyperShadow, Present! =D

Sonic: Super Sonic here!

Blain: Awesome Man has arrived!! ^_^

Both: O_o

Blain: What, I haven't thought of a name yet for my super form!

Shadow: Yeah… Super Sonic is so corny…
Sonic: What about “HYPER” Shadow… I mean come on! You're not Hyper! O_o
 
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Shadow: Eeh.. Blain..?

Blain: Yeah?

Shadow: I still don't understand how you could do Chaos Control…?

Blain: Well, it's easy! O_o

Shadow: Then how does it work…?

Blain: Eeh… I don't know… I just hold a Chaos Emerald up high and scream like a dog, CHAOS CONTROL!!!

*poof* O_o

Shadow: Oh great… T_T
 
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Shadow: What did you called me…!?

Malfoy: Mudblood… O_o

Shadow: Just… What the hell is a frackING MUDBLOOD?!!!!!

Malfoy: Nothing! O_o
 
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Knuckles: Hey buddy, what part of frack off you don't understand…?

Malfoy: O_o

Knuckles: Because I don't know if I have to get lost or I have to go away-
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Shadow: If you see this motherfracker wiggling a toe, sneezes or breaths funny, put a bullet through his head, capice?! ***********************************************************************Shadow: Blain… I know you have something which belongs to me…

Blain: What…?

Shadow: The chaos emerald…

Blain: Dad no….

Shadow: Give it to me…

Blain: No!

Shadow: Don't make me hurt you, hand it over…

Blain: No!!

Shadow: Right… Have it your way…

Shadow aims his Desert Eagles on Blain…

Blain: Dad, what the frack?!!

Shadow: I'm not asking again… Give it to me…
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Hermione: REDIUS CROSSUS!!! *lol*
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Sonic: Well I've got a sandwhich!!

All: O_o

Knuckles: OMG A SANDWHICH!!! Where did you get it…?

Sonic: I stole it from the nurse! ^_^
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Rouge: You've got a teddy bear………? O_o

Knuckles: Yes…

Rouge: Which 16 year old has a teddybear… I mean come on! O_o

Sonic: Knuckles isn't the only one… I've got rubber ducky! His name is Quackie! ^_^

Shadow: I've got a Maria plushie! ^_^ Her name is Maria!

Rouge: O_o

Knuckles: See… I'm not the only one…

Sonic: How is your plushie called? ^_^

Knuckles: His name is Rupert! ^_^

All: O_o

Shadow: Rupert…?! What the hell?!

Sonic: Yeah!?

Shadow: What kinda shoot name is that?! O_o

All: LMAO!!!

Knuckles: Stop it you guys! Its not funny!
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Dumbledore: Where are you going…?

Shadow: We're going to McDonalds… What the hell do you think?!!!

Dumbledore: Well McDonalds has some delicious hamburgers-

Shadow: SHUT THE frack UP!!! WE'RE GOING HOME!!!

Dumbledore: O_o
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Potter: Your leaving?! O_o

Shadow: Yeah!

Potter: Will I ever see you again…?

Shadow: Probably not… *walks away…… O_o *

Rouge: SHADOW!!!1

Shadow: Alright…. Alright…… Potter… I will miss you, blablablabla and stuff… Nice working with ya… I think…
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Shadow: Eeh… I know! I'll take a medium French fries!!!

Guy: O_o *slaps Shadow*

Shadow: What?

Guy: Very original…
 
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Guy: ONE FRENCH FRIE!!! COMING UP!!!

Shadow: Finally!

One French frie was thrown at Shadow's head…

Shadow: O_o

All: O_o

Shadow: What the hell is this…?

Sonic: One medium French frie! O_o



French frie: A oui monsieur! Je exister tout seul pommes de terre frites! ^_^



All: O_o

Knuckles: Well he's French alright! O_o

***********************************************************************Shadow: I just pretend I didn't heard that… O_o
Knuckles: Well I did! ^_^

Rouge: Like what…?

Knuckles: Check this out, GERATREMATRIUS MAXIMUS!!!

*long silence*

Rouge: Nothing happens… O_o

Knuckles: You'll see! ^_^

Rouge: Anyway, what did- Hey… What's happening?!

Knuckles: ^_^

Rouge's boobs got bigger! O_o

Rouge: O_o

Knuckles; Tee hee! ^_^
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Rouge: So what did you learn Blain…..?

Blain: Eehm… Well I can make objects float! ^_^

Shadow: Really…?! What kinda shoot powers are that?!

Blain picks Shadow up with his mind! O_o
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Shadow: Eehm… Son… Put me down this instant…

Blain: No! ^_^

Shadow: Put me down now!!

Blain: Wheeeee! *moves Shadow around the room*

Shadow: That's it young man! You're grounded! Go to your room!!!

Blain: Aawh… =(

Blain puts Shadow down…

Shadow: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!

Blain: Why…?! O_o

Knuckles: Eehm… Blain… It's not nice to throw people around the room using your mind… O_o
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Sonic: So does anyone know how to build a sandcastle…?

Rouge: Well yeah! When you're building a sandcastle, you just have to have the right sand. Not to wet, not to dry. Just mix it up with sand and it will stick together. After it got stick together, you can then try to-



Shadow: OH FOR THE LOVE OF ICECREAM!! PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!! O_o
 
THE END!!!1
 
 
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