Chapter 12 - The discontinued stories!!

The discontinued story’s!!

Well… After examining my computer I found two random story’s that never got completed… And probably never will be ^^

Have fun!!



Daycare…

Sonic: OMG GUYS!!!!
Shadow: What…?
Sonic: REMEMBER THAT MAFIA DUDE?!! MR. CIPRIANI?!!!
( Check out “Shadow’s reputation” )

Shadow: Yeah…?
Sonic: I MUST PAY HIM 3000 BUCKS IN TWO DAYS!!!
Shadow: Why…?Sonic: Because I borrowed 10 bucks from him… T_T
Shadow: Why do you need to 3000 to him then…?
Sonic: HE’S CHARGING 142% PER SECOND!!! O_o
Blain: Why did you ask him for money in the first place…?!
Sonic: Well, you see, I saw an awesome machine! A big red one! And well, you need to put money inside it. Then you must pull his arms, and his eye’s are rolling!! Some funny pictures come’s up!! I laughed my @$$ off!!! ^_^

( He means a slotmachine T_T )

Shadow: A slotmachine…?! O_o
Sonic: I don’t know.. But I ran out of money… turned out that it was mr. Cipriani.
Blain: Aah well… Hey guys, I need to go!
Rouge: Why…!?
Blain: Well, I need to babysit some kid… And I get money! ^_^
Knuckles: Your getting paid by sitting on a baby?!! O_o
Blain: No… I need to watch him…
Knuckles: You get money from watching a baby?!! O_o
Blain: no… T_T
Knuckles : I’m confused…
Shadow: So was your mother when you were born…
Knuckles: Huh…?

Shadow talks with high pitched voice.
Shadow: Oh no doctor! The guy I made a one night stand with wasn’t red! ^_^
Knuckles: I WAS BEING A ONE NIGHT STAND!?!?!! O_o

All: *Sigh…* T_T

Blain: Anyway, I need to go, see ya!
Sonic: *lightbulb flashes above his head* Guys! I have an idea!! ^_^
Shadow picks up his desert eagle and shot the lightbulb…

Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! My idea is gone! Why did you do that?!
Shadow: Because all your idea’s are fracked up! ^_^
Sonic: Damnit… Guys... I need 3000 bucks within two days!
Shadow: Well… Let me give you an idea…


DISCONTINUED!!

Part one… Prologue…

Vector: Pff… This suck’z yo! We aint having a job for 3 years!!
Espio: Told you this whole detective thing wouldn’t work!!
Vector: Naah fool…

Then Charmee flies into the building!

Charmee: OMG GUYS!!! WE’VE GOT A JOB!!!!

Vector: Fo’ real?!!!
Charmee: YEAH!!!
Espio: What is it…?

Charmee: Well, there’s a guy called private Ryan somewhere in the northern of France. We need to find him!

Vector: Aight!
Charmee: But there’s a problem…
Espio: What problem?

Charmee: Well… That private Ryan died 62 years ago…
Espio: So what’s the point of saving that guy when he’s already dead?!
Charmee: Eeeh… I don’t know… But we can earn lots and lots of cash with it if we complete the job!

Vector: So how the hell do we travel time?!
Charmee: Tails has a timemachine ^_^
Vector/Espio: Aah…

Vector: Worth the shot I guess…

The three of them walked over to the rest.

Vector: Hey guys!
Sonic: What’s up!
Vector: We’ve got a new job! ^_^
Sonic: What kinda?
Charmee: We have to save private Ryan! ^_^
Sonic: That’s nice…
Charmee: Who died 62 years ago! ^_^

All: O_O
Knuckles: So… eeh… How do think your pulling this one out…?
Vector: Well… I’z hoping… I’z could use Tails’s time machine! ^_ ^
Tails: Eeh…
Sonic: Eeh… You do know that there was a war 62 years ago in Europe…?
Vector: O_O
Sonic: So… If your gonna travel time and end up 62 years ago, that will mean that you’re in the middle of worldwar 2….

Vector: Still… We need to give it a shot…
Espio: And we were wondering if you guys could come too! ^_^
Sonic: Nope… Sorry, I’ll let this one pass…

Shadow jumps down from a roof, and joins the rest…

Shadow: I’ve heard it all…
Charmee: YOU DID?!!! O_O

Shadow pulls Charmee’s wings out…

Charmee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Wait, I have my spare wings!! ^_^
Shadow: shoot… Well, anyway… If you’re gonna timetravel… I’ll join…
Sonic: Why?!
Shadow: Because… If your gonna travel back in the past… 62 years… Then I’ll be able to see Maria…

Sonic: Eeh… I don’t get it… If you’re gonna go back in time, 62 years ago, you still have to wait 12 years!

Shadow: So..?
Tails: Hey! And… If you’re gonna go back in time, you’ll be seeing yourself again!
Shadow: O_O
Tails: Yeah! That’s because fifty years ago, you already exist! We didn’t, so we don’t see ourselves! ^_^

Shadow: I know enough… Lets do it!! =D
Sonic: Hey! Cool it!! THINK ABOUT IT!! We’ll be in the middle of a war!!
Shadow: I don’t mind…
Blain: No, I think we should think about it!
Shadow: Well maybe your right…
Vector: Guys… We need the job… You’ll cut yourself a nice slice if we completed it…
Charmee: Yeah! That guy offered us $300 million dollars!!
All: O_O

Sonic: Ok lets go! ^_^
Tails: Guys!! Think about it!!
Shadow: Ok I’ve thought about it, lets go!!
Tails: *Sigh…*

Vector: So the gang is back then?!
Sonic: Guess so! ^_^
Charmee: Like that Doom3 story!! ^_^

Shadow slaps Charmee…
Shadow: You only appeared in 2 chapters stupid!

Vector: But before we go… We need to do some background research…
Blain: Like what?!
Vector: We need to learn how to speak German!!
All: O_O
Vector: Luckily, I’m gonna teach you guys a crash course German!!

All: Eeh…

Vector: Gutentag!! Wilkommen bei Vector’s Deutsche sprache Kurs! ^_^
All: O_O
Vector: Means, hello, welcome to Vector’s German language course… T_T
All: Aaaaaah….
Rouge: Where did you learn German…?
All: WHOA!!!11 O_o
Sonic: Damnit!! Stop sneaking up on us!!
Vector: I’ve watched the German episodes of Sonic X! ^_^

Shadow: What’s the point of learning German…?
Vector: Its fun! ^_^
Shadow: Ok…

Rouge: So are you guys travelling back in time to save a guy you don’t know for some cash that probably never comes…? I mean… What happened at Isla Sorna is a good example why we shouldn’t do this!

Sonic: If we don’t get the money we’ll have a great adventure!!
Rouge: I DON’T WANT ANY ADVENTURES!! I WANT TO SIT IN A COMFORTABLE CHAIR DRINKING SOME FRUITPUNCH!!!

All: O_O
Sonic: You don’t have to go with us you know…
Rouge: Yeah but then I’m all alone… Its not fun to insult yourself…
Sonic: Ok, then thats settled! Lets go!
Tails: How do we get there...?
Vector: Your timemachine!
Tails: What timemachine...?
Vector: Charmee told that you have a timemachine!!
Tails: No... That was a tv...
Vector: So now what?

Knuckles: Shadow can do Chaos Control!! ^_^

Shadow: Ok... Everyone, hold on to me!!
Sonic: Ok! ^_^
Shadow: Sonic... Not in my private place, you dickhead...
Sonic: O_O Whoops...

Shadow kicked Sonics @$$...

Shadow: Ok… Ready?!
All: Ye-
Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL!!
All: O_O


DISCONTINUED!!

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