Chapter 18 - Shadow’s dating issues!!

Shadow’s dating issues!!



* Haven’t wrote a random story in a while, so here it goes ^^ *

* BTW, it’s a a long one, grab some cookies and milk ^^ *





The story starts when…… The story starts….. ^^



Rouge: Yo Shadow!
Shadow:What?!
Rouge: O_o
Shadow: Speak up woman! I’m busy!!
Rouge: What are you doing…?
Shadow: *shifty eyes*
Rouge: Well……?
Shadow: Nothing……… -_-

Rouge: Riiiiiiiite…… Aaaanyway, I got a letter from Sega. There organising a party and your invited too. It’s a formal party… Bunch of executives from Japan are arriving, and it’s pretty fancy and all that. You have to wear a tuxedo, and stuff like that. Sega of America and Sega of Japan are discussing a new game and the new development plans are ready.

Shadow: Whoopee!! Let’s go!!
Rouge: Really?! =D
Shadow: No, go away.
Rouge: Did I mention that the new game is called “Shadow the Hedgehog 2”…?
Shadow: O_o
Rouge: So you’re going…?
Shadow: Hell yeah!!
Rouge: One problem…
Shadow: Oh God no… The new game will get bad reviews as well?!
Rouge: No… It’s-
Shadow: They let Sonic star in my new game?!
Rouge: No…………… T_T
Shadow: Evil giant Space Monkeys from Uranus are taking over the planet?!!
Knuckles: AN EVIL MONKEY COMES OUT OF ROUGES ANUS?!! OH DEAR GOD!!!1
Shadow: Where the hell did you come from?!
Knuckles: …………………… *shifty eyes…….. runs away*

Rouge: *slaps Shadow* No… The problem it’s a formal. You need to have an escort with ya. A chaperone.

Shadow: Ah what…?
Rouge: Girl… You need to get yourself a date…
Shadow: Hell no, I’m not going!
Rouge: Too bad… Sega decided to give you another chance for a new game on the X-Box 360… This time not so crappy…

Shadow: Wait… What if… I’m going with you…?

Rouge: Are you kidding me?! Last time I went to that, I almost got fired because some stupid executive stared at my boobs! I kicked the crap out of him!

Shadow: I thought you went with Knuckles last year…
Rouge: We got a fight… Besides, he chose a broom to be his date this year…

*flashback*



Knuckles: Hey Rouge!
Rouge: O_o
Knuckles: Meet Michelle!
Rouge: That’s a broom you retard… T_T
Knuckles: Don’t listen to her Michelle! She’s just jealous!!
Rouge: *sigh*
Knuckles: I’M GOING TO THE PARTY WITH HER AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU COULD DO TO STOP ME!!

Rouge: O_o
Knuckles: Come on Michelle! Let’s go shopping!!

*flashback ends*



Shadow: O_o
Rouge: So… You’re up for it…?
Shadow: *sigh…* If that’s what it takes to unravel my mysterious past…
Rouge: Your past is already unravelled by your game… T_T
Shadow: OK!! ALRIGHT ALREADY!! GEEZ!!1
Rouge: O_o
Shadow: Hook me up… -_-‘
Rouge: Okiedokie! ^-^

Few days later…
Rouge: Yo Shadow! I got someone for ya!
Shadow: O_o

Rouge walks in with a girl… O_o


Rouge: Meet Denise!
Denise: Hi! I’m Denise!

*long silence*

Denise: Hi! I’m Denise!
Shadow: Don’t get any idea’s Rouge…
Rouge: She got kicked in the head once by a cow when she was a kid.
Shadow: And the brains are still paralyzed…. T_T

*long silence*

Shadow: Is the date over…?
Denise: Hi! I’m Denise!
Shadow: OMG!! A COW!!1
Denise: O_o *runs away*

Shadow: Where the hell did you find her…?
Rouge: *shifty eyes* No where……
Shadow: Yeah right…

Then a mysterious voice is being heard…



???: Mwhehehehe…
Shadow: Hey Eggman…
???: Crap, how’d you know it was me…?
Shadow: Because no one laughs that retarded but you… -_-‘
Eggman: Oh…

*long silence*

Eggman: What are you doing here in my secret base…?
Rouge: Shadow needs to find himself a date for the upcoming Sega party…
Eggman: Hmm… Maybe I can help you…
Rouge: Eehm…
Shadow: How do we know we can trust you…?
Eggman: Eeh….. Remember that time in Sonic Heroes…?
Shadow: Yes… You double crossed us…
Rouge: Which reminds me… Where’s my treasure…?
Eggman: O_o
Shadow: AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY PAST?!
Rouge: You already know it…
Shadow: I got the feeling that something is left in the dark…
Eggman: Eehm…
Omega: And eeh… I want to know what I’m doing here… O_o
All: O_o
Shadow: Hey Omega…
Omega: ‘Sup…?

Eggman looks scared at the three of them and brews a little scheme to get away…



Eggman: Eehm… Rouge! You don’t need my beautiful jewellery! You always had it inside of you!

Rouge: 0_o

Eggman: And Shadow… You’re looking for your past! But you already know it!
Shadow: I do………? O_o
Rouge: Told you that before haven’t I…? T_T

Eggman: And Omega… You don’t need to be the strongest! You’re the best cookie baker on earth!!

Omega: Get me dough and I’ll get you cookies…

Eggman: Well, everyone’s problems are solved now!
Shadow: But I still need to get a date for the upcoming Sega party, which-

Eggman: I gotta run now! *shifty eyes, then runs away like an idiot*

Rouge: Why the hell does he run like that…? O_o
Shadow: *sighs* Lets go somewhere else…

Rouge: Hey wait…
Shadow: What?
Rouge: Those Chaotix could help out…
Shadow: You sure……?
Rouge: Worth a shot…

A few moments later…

Rouge: This is the place…
Shadow: Awh man…
Rouge: What…? O_o
Shadow: Why am I forced to do something that I don’t want to?!
Rouge: You wanna get a another chance of a kick @$$ game or what?!
Shadow: ………… Yes…
Rouge: Ok….. Here we go… *opens the door*

Rouge and Shadow are seeing Vector sitting doing nothing…



Vector: A CUSTOMER!!!1
Rouge: Hey Vector, what’s up?
Vector: Aight, just chilling yo…
Rouge: Still acting gangsta…?
Vector: Fo’ real… So what can I do for you?

Rouge: Well, your job is to find anything that we want, as long as the prize is right…… right?

Vector: Fo’ sho, fo’ sho… So what we be talking?!
Rouge: Shadow needs to find himself a date…
Vector: Getting some bootie tonight aight!? Shadow’s fo’ real ya’ll!!!

Shadow: Vector, shut the hell up, I just need one for the party…
Vector: Party?! Aight!! Where be that?! I’z gonna rap yo!

Shadow: Oh dear God, not again…
Vector: Aight, watch me then!
All: O_o
Vector: Yo, this be Vector, I’z be as a cool as a…… tractor, R to the B, C to the E, What that all means?! Beats me!1

Shadow: SHUT UP!!!1* smacks Vector*

Then Charmy and Espio runs inside the building…


Charmy: VECTOR!!1 We got a new job!1
Vector: Aight!! Fo’ sho!! Let’s start cracking ‘ere aight?!!

Charmy pulls out a radio…


Radio: OK YOU ASSHOLES, GET YOUR @$$ OUT OF THE BUILDING SO WE CAN START THE ACTUAL MISSION!!!1

All: O_o

After they got outside…



Vector: So what’s the mission…?
Radio: YOU NEED TO BRING ME THE CHAOS EMERALDS!! THERE SCATTERED THROUGH OUT THE WORLD!!

Espio: Can we know who you are so we can send you the bill?
Radio: THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW!!!1 NOW GO AND DON’T SCREW UP!11

Vector: Sorry Shadz, we’z got a new job yo!!
Espio: AND AWAY WE GO1!!!1

Vector and the others are running away…



Shadow: Oh for fuc-!!
Rouge: WAIT!!1
Shadow: What…?
Rouge: Well… Sonic knows a thing or two about dating… Maybe he knows something…?

Shadow: The hell with that Rouge… I’m not asking Sonic for advice…
Rouge: Shadow… Remember that game…
Shadow: How frackin’ difficult it is to find ONE single date?!!
Rouge: ………
Shadow: Let’s go visit Sonic… -_-‘

Yet again later…



Sonic: So I said to Eggman, HEY!!!!1 And Eggman was like, WHAT?!!1 And I was like, YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!1

Tails: You did Sonic?! Oh my hero!
Knuckles: O_o

Shadow: Hey…
Sonic: YOU!! *points at Shadow*
Shadow: What about me….? O_o
Sonic: Nothing, I just said you…

Shadow: Sonic… I hate to admit it but… I need your help…
Sonic: With what…?
Shadow: I need a date…………
Sonic: What…?
Shadow: I need a date…………
Sonic: I cant hear you, speak up!
Shadow: ………… I need a date…………
Sonic: I still cant hear you… -_-‘
Shadow: I SAID I NEED A DATE!!!!1

All: O_o
Sonic: Eeh…
Shadow: -_-‘
Sonic: Why didn’t you just say so…? Just take Amy!
Shadow: That pink thing?!! O_o
Sonic: Yeah! She wouldn’t mind….. I think…

Then Amy joins them too… After the whole story was explained…



Amy: A date with Shadow…?
Sonic: Yeah…?
Amy: Well… He does have that cute chest fluff…
Sonic: Eeh…
Amy: And those red quills…
Sonic: Yeah but-
Amy: And he acts cool…
Sonic: So do I… -_-‘
Amy: And he’s muscled…. OH SHADOW!!! I LOVE YOU!!11 I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!1

All: O_o
Sonic: What does Shadow have what I don’t?!
Amy: A chest fluff…
Sonic: Hmpf… *looks at Tails, then rips his chest fluff and pats it on his chest*
Tails: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!1

Amy: Oh… *looks back at Sonic* What about the red quills…?
Sonic: Eeh… *Rips Knuckles dreadlocks*
Knuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!1

Amy puts the chest fluff and the dreadlocks so that Sonic looks like Shadow…



Amy: Nope… Still not hot…
Sonic: Crap…
Shadow: What the… hell…? O_o
Amy: YES!!! SHADOW!! I WILL!!!1 MARRY ME!!! I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!1 YOU’RE SO KAWAAAAAAAAAAII!!!1

Shadow: O_o *runs away*

Knuckles: AAAAAAAAH!!! SON OF A dog!!!1
Sonic: Eeh… O_o
Tails: I HATE YOU!!!1
Sonic: Crap…… T_T

Sonic got bashed by Knuckles and Tails… And Amy… Well… She’ll get over it to be dumped by Shadow…



A few days later… Rouge reads a newspaper when Shadow comes in her house…



Shadow: *Sighs*
Rouge: Hey Shadow, wassup?
Shadow: I’ve flirted with a beautiful girl on the bus yesterday…
Rouge: That’s nice… *reads newspaper again*
Shadow: It was love at first sight… Atleast, that’s what I thought…
Rouge: *reads out loud* Woman jumps out of moving bus.
Shadow: Don’t ask… T_T
Rouge: …… Right… Made any progress…?
Shadow: Well, I had two dates with girls just to get to know them…
Rouge: So how was it…?
Shadow: Two days ago… I went to the circus with my date…

*long silence*

Rouge: And…?
Shadow: The clown accused me of stealing his outfit… -_-‘

Rouge: O_o *lmfao*
Shadow: Shut up...
Rouge: What about the other one…?
Shadow: That one was pretty good… I went to a restaurant…

*long silence*

Rouge: So, tell me more… T_T
Shadow: Well, everthing went great, until she asked what I did in the past…
Rouge: Oh…… And…?
Shadow: I suddenly saw a red haze in front of my eyes and screamed… Then I went back to normal again… She said she was going to the bathroom and never came back… -_-‘

Rouge: Aw… So…… No luck I suppose….?
Shadow: No… -_-‘
Rouge: Well, since that party is coming… I can be your date.
Shadow: Couldn’t you have thought about it earlier…..?
Rouge: No…
Shadow: Great…… T_T
Rouge: You should thank me instead of whining……

And so… The day of the party has arrived… Everyone was there at the formal-ball all dressed up… Knuckles with his broom, Sonic with Amy… ( poor guy ) Tails with Cream… and Shadow with Rouge…



Rouge: See, told you that you should go…
Shadow: Yeah… This aint half bad… Thanks Rouge…
Rouge: No problem… Don’t get any idea’s though…
Shadow: O_o

The plans are ready to be revealed… Some guy walks up the stage to announce…

Guy: Ladies and gentleman… Welcome to the Sega release formal-ball 2006! I’m happy to inform you about the new games that will be released in 2008. As of this year, we will present at the E3 in Los Angeles the new Sonic games, as well to show a concept of the new, Shadow the Hedgehog game! As you may know, the first one sucked. So we hereby present part 2… His haunted past comes back yet again to unravel the unsolved mysteries…

Guy in audience: Like what…? Everything else is already solved…. O_o

Guy: ………………………… *presses button and the guy in audience got thrown out*
All: O_o
Guy: Right, we will now take a look at the first alpha video gameplay footage…

A big screen appeared, and the video rolled… The Shadow in this is the Shadow on the screen until it says its ended…



Voice over: Shadow the Hedgehog is back…
Shadow: Yeah!
Voice over: Darker…
Shadow: *stands in a dark room* Can I get a light here…?

Voice over: Faster…

Shadow: Oe! A Ferrari!!

Voice over: Stronger… As Shadow’s haunted past comes back yet again to…… haunt him again… Focusing on something that he shouldn’t know… He’s determent to find out…

Shadow: If Sonic and me are different characters, how come we have the same voice actor…?

Voice actor: Featuring the theme song performed by Celine Dion…
Celine: MY HEART WILL, GO ON AND…. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!11

Shadow: I… Cant remember…
Black Doom: I… am your father…
Shadow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1
Black Doom: Search you feelings… You know it is true…
Shadow: NEVAH!!!1

Voice over: Shadow will have new powers…
Shadow: CHAOS…… SANDWHICH!!!

Voice over: Shadow the Hedgehog 2… Coming in 2008…

The movie ends…



All: O_o
Rouge: Eeh… Shadow…?

Rouge looked at Shadow who got angrier by the second…

Rouge: Eeh… You ok…?
Shadow: So… After all the things I went through… Just to… get… THIS?!!1
Rouge: Yes, but-
Shadow: THAT’S IT!!! FOODFIGHT!!!!1

Then everyone started to throw food…



Knuckles: INCOMING PATÉ!!!1 HIT THE DIRT MEN!!!
Shadow: Gimme that!! *yanks out his broom*
Knuckles: MICHELLE!!!1 NOOOOOOO!!!1

Shadow smacked someone on the head with the broom and it snaps… Knuckles was devastated when he saw that… Shadow looked at Rouge and they both sneaked out of the building while the rest still has a food fight…



Rouge: Well that was a waste of time…
Shadow: Yeah…
Rouge: You’ve got some paté on your head…
Shadow: You’re covered in caviar……
Rouge: O_o
Shadow: You know Rouge…
Rouge: What…?
Shadow: This is by far the best date I ever had…
Rouge: ^-^
Shadow: It’s not often that your date’s boobs are filled with food…
Rouge: O_o *balds fists*
Shadow: Guess I should start running now huh…?
Rouge: Yeah… Yeah you should…
Shadow: Thought so……. *shifty eyes… Runs away*

Knuckles: MICHELLE!!!!1 WHY?!! WHY??!!!! OH DEAR GOD WHY?!!!1


End! O_o

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