Chapter 19 - The crayon incident...

The crayon incident!

( This one is very random… Even more random then the original one… )

One day… Knuckles runs passed the crew screaming…



Knuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaah…………!!!

Rouge: O_o
Shadow: What the hell is his problem…? O_o
Sonic: I don’t know…

They all walk into the direction where they last see Knuckles… They see him crying in the corner…… O_o



Shadow: Knuckles…? Knuckles: STAY AWAY FROM MEH!!!11
All: O_o
Rouge: What the hell is wrong with you…?
Knuckles: I… I…
All: Yes…? Knuckles: I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I!!! I!!!!!
Sonic: SPEAK UP!!1
Knuckles: SOMEONE STOLE MY CRAYONS!!!

All: O_o
Shadow: Eehm……. Kitchen… O_o
All: O_o

And so… they went to the kitchen… Except for Knuckles, who’s still crying in the corner like a little girl… T_T



Rouge: So, what’s this about?! O_o
Shadow: Knuckles has some issues to work out…
Rouge: I can see that, but-
Shadow: Shut up woman…

Rouge: O_o
Shadow: Knuckles has gone coconuts. He has some serious issues that needs to be solved…

Sonic: Don’t you think we should get him to a psychiatrist…?
Shadow: No… To expensive… All: O_o
Shadow: What?! I’m already spending 4 times a week at my psychiatrist!!
Rouge: So you know how to cure him…? Shadow: Probably, I know a thing or two…
Rouge: Right… T_T
Shadow: His mental age is like a 5 year old. Talk to him in a way he understands.
Sonic: Do we really have to…?
Shadow: …………… *slaps Sonic*
Sonic: Ouch…

And so… They went back to Knuckles… T_T



Knuckles: *cries like an idiot*
Sonic: So whats the matter Knuckles…?
Knuckles: SOMEBODY STOLE MY CRAYONS!!
Rouge: That is so awful! Did you cry when you found out they were missing?
Knuckles: YES!!
All: O_o
Knuckles: I CRIED LIKE THE LITTLE GIRL I WAS IN THE CORNER!!
All: O_o
Knuckles: I don’t know who would do something this sick! But whoever did it, deserves to die!! The ones who messes with my crayons are not allowed to live any longer!! I CRIED FOR HOURS BECAUSE MY CRAYONS WERE MISSING!!! >_<

Shadow: Eehm… Didn’t you just hided them in your closet or under your bed…?

Knuckles: My crayons are afraid of the dark!! I’M NOT GONNA PUT THEM IN THE DARK!! THEY’VE BEEN TROUGH ENOUGH!!!

Sonic: Calm down, we’re gonna get your crayons back… -_-‘
Knuckles: AND WHO WOULD THAT BE HUH?!!!
All: O_o
Rouge: Hey does anyone want some banana bread…?
All: O_o
Knuckles: I told you before, banana bread makes me sick… WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT BANANA BREAD, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT MY CRAYONS WHO WENT MISSING!!!!1

Sonic: What about colour pencils, you can still use those right…?
Knuckles: My God, you’re even sicker then the person who stole my crayons…
Rouge: Ok, we’ll all go look for your crayons… Who’s in…?

Sonic: *runs off*

*long silence*

Shadow: I want some of that Banana bread! ^-^
All: …….. T_T
Shadow: Never mind…… *whistles*
Knuckles: Looks like I’m on my own…
Rouge: No your not, Sonic is already on its way to retrieve the crayons for you…
Shadow: Why’s that…? *glares at Rouge*
Rouge: Because there’s nothing he couldn’t do! Njuh uh! *sticks out tongue*
Shadow: T_T *slaps Rouge*
Knuckles: Onwards!!!

And so, they searched for it… First stop… Cream’s house… Knuckles bashed the door down…



Knuckles: ALRIGHT WHERE IS SHE?!!1
Vanilla: Who do you mean, dear…? ^-^
Knuckles: THAT CUTE LITTLE BUNNY!!!.

Vanilla: Oh you mean Cream? Hold on, I’ll call her. She’s upstairs drawing with her new crayons! ^-^

Knuckles: OMG THAT dog!!1 I’M GONNA KILL HER!!!
Rouge: Dude, Knuckles lost it…… O_o
Knuckles: HOLD ME BACK SHADOW, BEFORE I KILL HER!!1
Shadow: ……… T_T *slaps Knuckles*

Vanilla: CREAM!!!! GET YOUR @$$ DOWNSTAIRS!!!1
Cream: Coming mother!
All: O_o

Cream came downstairs… Holding a crayon…



Cream: Oh! Hello mr. Shadow, mr. Knuckles, mr. Rouge!
Rouge: T_T
Knuckles: You stole my crayons didn’t you…? Cream: No sir! I didn’t! ^-^
Knuckles: THEN WHAT’S THAT YOUR HOLDING?!!
Cream: A crayon! It’s a blue one! I also have a red one, and a green one and-
Knuckles: HA!! SHE CONFESSED!! CUFF HER!!
Cream: I didn’t steal your crayons mr. Knuckles! O_o
Knuckles: YOUR LYING!!
Cream: O_o
Rouge: Yo Knuckles…
Knuckles: What?!
Rouge: Those aren’t your crayons…
Knuckles: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!!
Rouge: Because it says Cream’s property on the box…
Knuckles: ……
Vanilla: Banana bread and tea anyone….?

Shadow: *shifty eyes* ……… Sure, what the hell…
Rouge: Awesome…



And so… Vanilla served banana bread and tea… Knuckles glares the whole time at Cream… After that… They left…



Vanilla: Thanks for stopping by! ^_^
Cream: ^-^

*long silence*

Vanilla: WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?!! GO UPSTAIRS AND MAKE THAT MOTHERfrackING TOILETTE SPARKLE!!! *

Cream: Yes mother! ^_^

Meanwhile…



Shadow: You know…Rouge: What…?
Shadow: I don’t know what the hell I’m doing… I shouldn’t even be here…
Rouge: Got more important things to do…?
Shadow: ……… Yes…
Rouge: Like what…?
Shadow: ……………………………………………… Eating banana bread...
Rouge: You just ate it…
Shadow: I’m still hungry…
Rouge: Yeah but… Look at poor Knuckles…
Both: *looking at Knuckles who’s frolicking through the flowerbeds*

Shadow: *sighs*
Rouge: Hey wait… Isn’t that Espio walking over there…?
Shadow: Hey your right… He has that detective thing right…?
Rouge: Yeah…
Shadow: YO ESPIO!!
Espio: What do you evil-do’ers want…?
Shadow: Dude, we’re not evil…
Rouge: We never were evil…
Espio: Hmpf… Yeah right… I stalk the night like a shadow, willing to protect the weak and guard the innocent… Evil must die...

Rouge/Shadow: T_T
Espio: Behold! Ninja power!!
Rouge/Shadow: O_o
Espio: Sorry, I’ve always wanted to say that to you guys. What is it?
Shadow: T_T
Rouge: Well eehm… Knuckles lost his crayons and we want to hire you guys to find it…

Espio: What’s in it for us…?
Rouge: Eehm… I’ve only got 5 dollars…
Shadow: I only have a piece of string and 2 buttons. ^_^
Espio: You think I’m an idiot…?
Rouge: *Looks at Shadow who gets out a piece of banana bread*
Shadow: Yummy…
Rouge: How about a piece of banana bread…
Espio: ……… Deal…
Rouge: *snatches banana bread from Shadow*
Shadow: Buh-buh… IT WAS MY LAST PIECE!!!
Rouge: ^-^

Espio: *gets out walkie-talkie* Vector, get over here, we’ve got a situation, over.
Vector: What’s over?
Espio: What I just said was over…
Vector: Roger that.
Espio: Who’s Roger?
Vector: I don’t know…
Espio: Copy that.
Vector: What’s to copy? Espio: That you said Roger.
Vector: Who’s Roger? Espio: I don’t know, you said Roger.
Roger: Roger here! ^-^
Espio: ………………*kicks Roger*
Roger: Ouch! *cries*

Shadow/Rouge: O_o
Rouge: That…… is so random… O_o
Shadow: I hate these random stories from Mr. Gimp… -_-‘

Then suddenly Vector droves up with a police car…



Espio: Ah, Vector, there you are… You know, you should- *gets hit by police car*
Vector: Oops, sorry Espio… *glares at Charmee*
Charmee: ^-^
Vector: Charmee drove the car…… *shifty eyes*

Rouge: Eehm… We’re wasting time… Yo Knuckles… Let’s go!
Shadow: What the hell is he doing now……?

They all look at Knuckles in the tear up flowerbed screaming at the heaven…



Knuckles: WHY?!!! WHY HAS THOU FORSAKEN ME!!!1

Knuckles gets hit by thunderbolt…



Knuckles: Ouch…

Shadow: You know… Let’s see if Tails has your crayons……
Rouge: You actually want to help him…?
Shadow: No… But you gave the last piece of Banana bread away… So I don’t have anything better to do… -_-‘

And so… They made there way to Tails’s lab… The lab is underground, so they need to get in a elevator… ^-^



Shadow: Don’t let Knuckles push the button…
Rouge: *pushes button*

Knuckles: Hey, a peppermint…
Rouge: Knuckles! Don’t eat stuff off the ground!
Knuckles: ……………… I want it…
Shadow: He’s not gonna listen to us and- Oh God he ate it…
Knuckles: Yum yum! ^-^
Elevator: Ding!

Knuckles starts running out like an idiot…



Rouge: Knuckles! Don’t wander off! Get back here!
Knuckles: Wheeeeeeeeee!
Shadow: *sighs*

They see Tails working on his airplane… Knuckles walks up to him…



Tails: Hey Shadow, Rouge! ‘Sup Knuckles?!
Knuckles: Don’t wassup me kid… We’re looking for the prankster of the missing crayons…

Tails looks baffled at Knuckles and then to Shadow and Rouge who makes that “He’s crazy” gestures with there fingers…



Tails: Eeh… Well, I don’t have it…
Knuckles: Don’t lie to me…
Tails: Why do I need crayons for?!
Knuckles: …………………………… *cries*
Rouge: Sorry for bothering you Tails…
Tails: Eeh… It’s ok…
Shadow: Come on, let’s go home…
Knuckles: NOOOO!!1 ALL IS LOST!!1 *gets dragged away by Shadow and Rouge*

Once they get home…Knuckles still cried in the corner… Then Sonic came in…



Sonic: ‘Sup guys?
Shadow: What where you doing?
Sonic: I bought new crayons for Knuckles… Don’t say that I bought it though…
Shadow: ……… Why didn’t we thought of it… -_-‘
Sonic: Yo Knuckles!
Knuckles: *sobs* Yesh…?
Sonic: Look what I found! ^-^
Knuckles: OMG!! SHOCK AND AWE!! *stares at crayons*
Sonic: Don’t thank me…
Knuckles: *snatches crayons from Sonic*

Then Blain came in with a huge teddy bear…



Blain: Yo, wassup? Look what I won!
Shadow: Where were you today?
Blain: Oh, well, there was a shooting contest. I got first prize at the county fair!
Rouge: You never guessed what happened today Blain…
Blain: What is it?
Shadow: Knuckles lost his crayons and he went coconuts. Crying all the time and blabbering like an idiot, eating stuff off the ground… Pretty weird huh?

Blain: Well actually no… That just sounds like the normal Knuckles…
All: O_o

Rouge: He’s so cute with his crayons though…
Blain: Yeah, except that he’s colouring our priceless Picasso…
Shadow: O_o
Blain: Heh…
Shadow: KNUCKLES!!1 *runs after Knuckles*
Knuckles: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

And so… Shadow ran towards Knuckles and bashed some sense into him… Sonic stole the teddy bear Blain won at the county fair… Rouge is just… Well, doing stuff… Oh crap, let’s just end it…



END!!



Shadow: You still have some banana bread…?
Rouge: ………… No…
Shadow: shoot…

I SAID IT WAS THE END!!!1



Shadow: Oh… Sorry…

It’s ok… Now shut up… END!!1



Shadow: I still want some banana bread…

*sighs* FINE!! NOW SHUT UP!!! *shoves banana bread in Shadow’s throat*



Shadow: Fwhank wou! ^-^

THE END DAMN IT!!!11


Blain: ………

Shut up…… T_T





END!!!!!

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