Chapter 23 - Fairy tales...

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You know those cartoons where someone tells a story and the characters are visualising the story with the same characters used in the show…? This is kinda like it… ^^ [br]
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One day, the crew decides to go camping somewhere… However, they got lost and wondered around a scary forest for hours… Eventually, they decided to give it up and they placed there tents… They made a campfire to keep warm… [br]
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Rouge: I told you we should have go left at that intersect…[br]
Knuckles: Which intersect…? [br]
Rouge: The one that had a sign that said. “You are lost. Have a nice day”.[br]
Sonic: Aw come on… Its not that bad… Look at the stars! There so pretty! [br]
Tails: That’s Orion’s belt! [br]
Knuckles: I see it… Don’t tell me… The big round one…?[br]
Blain: … That’s the moon Knuckles… [br]
Knuckles: T_T [br]
Shadow: You guys ever heard the story of little Red Riding Hood…?[br]
All: O_o[br]
Shadow: What?! [br]
Sonic: Everyone knows that story… The girl went to her grandmothers to deliver some goodies but the old woman got eaten by a wolf… [br]
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Blain: That’s not true… [br]
Sonic: Whadda ya mean that’s not true?! [br]
Blain: Let me tell you the story of little red Riding ho… [br]
Sonic: I thought it was little Little red riding HOOD…[br]
Blain: No… Little Red riding ho… So… Sit down… And lemme tell ya..[br]
Rouge: We’re already sitting down… [br]
Blain: Then stand up… [br]
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Everyone stands up… [br]
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Blain: Now sit down… [br]
All: T_T *slaps Blain*[br]
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Blain throws some powder on the campfire and the campfire gave a huge flame… [br]
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Blain: This is the story… Of little Red riding ho… [br]
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Once upon a time, there lived this dog called Little Red Riding Ho… Little Red riding ho lived on the east side of the forest yo. One day a drive-by was happening in her block. So her mother packed her bags with pieces to deliver that to her granny so that she could defend her possé. So eeh… Let’s see what she has to say… [br]
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Rouge: Hey there sexy! *coughs*[br]
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So away from the forest she bounced, off to the west side of the forest. Al them boobies are shaking like some coconuts, you dig? [br]
As she was being tired of bouncing around, she decided to sit down. Suddenly, she got pinched in the @$$ yo! She turned around and saw a big bad wolf… A big bad pimping wolf with golden teeth… [br]
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Jasco: Yo yo yo!! Wassup biznatch!! Hmmm-mmm!! Gonne get me some of that fo’ shizzle in tha hood yo! Lets bounce to my pad and lemme give you some of that wolfie lovin yo! [br]
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Rouge: Njuh huh! I’m going to grannies shack! [br]
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Jasco: Yo yo yo, my chauffeur can give you a ride to the west side of the forrest in my pimp mobile yo! Then we can cruise to my pad later! [br]
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Then a big @$$ Hummer H2 with spinners and bling bling pulled over… [br]
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Rouge: Oer! [br]
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And so, Little Red Riding Ho drove off with the Hummer and did a drive by on the way! Popping caps in the asses of many happy woodland creatures! [br]
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Rouge: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! TIME OUT!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE HO?!![br]
Blain: … Because your flirting with each and everyone… [br]
Knuckles: Yeah… You even kissed Tails… I thought you only kissed me!! [br]
Sonic: And me… [br]
Shadow: And me… [br]
Big: Duuuuuh… And me… [br]
All: O_o[br]
Big: Eehm…. Froggy is calling! Froggy! I’m coming!! [br]
Rouge: Where the hell did he come from…[br]
Blain: Can I continue…? [br]
Rouge: *slaps Blain*[br]
Blain: O_o[br]
Rouge: ^-^[br]
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Meanwhile, the big bad wolf got to grannies shack first! Where he ate her up! Kinda taste like chicken doesn’t it Jasco? [br]
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Jasco: Fo’ sho homie. [br]
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After eating up granny, the wolf disguised himself in the cloths of granny! He gets in bed, and shortly after that… There was a knock on the door… [br]
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Jasco: Come in darling! [br]
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…The big bad wolf called out… Now you want to know who the visitor was…? [br]
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All: … Yes… [br]
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So the door opened up… [br]
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Blain: Why grandma! What big @$$ titties you have! [br]
Jasco: What the frack?! [br]
Blain: Jasco…? What the frack are you doing?! [br]
Jasco: Trying to get out of your damn story!! Why do I have to be the big bad wolf! [br]
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Blain: … You’re a wolf… I’m suppose to be the lumberjack… [br]
Jasco: Oh yeah… You came to early you know… [br]
Blain: … shoot… [br]
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Anyway… The chauffeur dropped little red riding ho off at grannies shack… She knocked on the door and she was told she could enter… The house was dark… Desolated… She heard her granny in the bedroom… [br]
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Jasco: Come closer my dear… [br]
Rouge: ‘Sup B-Dup? I got ya some pieces! You need to be strapped yo! [br]
Jasco: So what do you have my dear… [br]
Rouge: A Glock 17, a Spas-12, and a Steyr Aug… [br]
Jasco: Good…. Good… Come closer… [br]
Rouge: Why grandma! What big ears you have! [br]
Jasco: That’s eeh… To hear the shooting my dear! So that I can bust a cap up there asses! [br]
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Rouge: Why grandma! What big eyes you have! [br]
Jasco: That’s to see my enemies! [br]
Rouge: Why grandma! What large teeth you have! [br]
Jasco: THE BETTER TO CHEW MY DEAR!!! [br]
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So the big bad wolf jumped out of bed and ran up to her… And stole her Kit-Kat… But… Little red riding ho grabbed her piece and aimed it at the big bad wolf…[br]
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Rouge: Drop them Kit-Kat fool! You aint granny! Where the frack is she?! [br]
Jasco: … Pst.. Blain… [br]
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Jasco: Blaaaaaain…? [br]
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Then suddenly, a flashbang got thrown inside… It exploded and filled the air with a bright light and smoke… Then the Lumberjack ran through… [br]
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Blain: LUMBERJACK SQUAD!! GET YOUR HANDS UP AND GET DOWN!! ON YOUR KNEES!! *aims axe at the two of them*[br]
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All: T_T [br]
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Shut the hell up, it happened! So anyway, the 2 of them went on there knees and got busted. And the lumberjack saved the day. The end… [br]
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Shadow: … That’s complete bullshoot if you ask me… [br]
All: O_o[br]
Shadow: I mean, come on! A grandma with big @$$ titties?! [br]
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Rouge: *slaps Shadow*[br]
Knuckles: I got one… Ever heard the story of… Sleeping beauty…? [br]
All: No… Please do tell… [br]
Knuckles: Eehm… She slept… And snored… The end… [br]
All: ………[br]
Shadow: Did I ever tell you guys the story of the little steam engine…?[br]
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All: No… O_o [br]
Shadow: The little steam engine was always being teased by the large diesel locomotives… But did the little steam engine ever give up? [br]
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Sonic: Eeh… No… I guess not…[br]
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Shadow: Exactly! One day, he was picked for a mission… Carrying 4 stolen nukes behind enemy lines! [br]
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Blain: ^-^[br]
Shadow: Then suddenly he came on a steep hill… He had trouble to get on top of it… But did he ever give up? [br]
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Knuckles: No! ^-^[br]
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Shadow: Indeed! He kept on tuffing! Tsjooke tsjooke tjsooke tsjooke tjsooke!! TOOT TOOT!![br]
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All: O_o [br]
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Shadow: Eventually, he came near a bridge that was blown up! But did he ever gave up?! No! He kept on tuffing! Tsjooke tsjooke tjsooke tsjooke tjsooke!! TOOT TOOT!![br]
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All: Eeh…[br]
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Shadow: He never gave up, even when the engine driver eye’s was poked out by a bayonet!!! The train was surrounded by enemy soldiers!! They put a bomb on the bridge, and KABLEWEY!!!!1 [br]
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All: O_o[br]
Shadow: THEN BUBBA WAS CRAWLING OUT OF THE BACK OF THE TRAIN!!!! TIMMY!!!1 I CANT FEEL MY LEGS MAN!!! Offcourse not!!! Timmy said!! YOUR LEGS ARE TORN APART BY THE BLAST!!! OH GOD WHY?!!!1 BUBBA SCREAMED!!! @_@[br]
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All: SHADOW!!!!1[br]
Shadow: O_o[br]
Sonic: Dude, chill out! [br]
Shadow: ………[br]
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Long silence…[br]
Rouge: I also have one… [br]
Knuckles: Oer! I love stories! ^^[br]
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Rouge: Ok… Once a upon a time… There lived a samurai warrior… Filled with greed and rage, his father send him out to defeat Gwui Lo… A fearsome demon that is shaped like a dragon… So the samurai warrior set out, and searched his entire life for the demon… But… He never found him… When he was old… And could not fight anymore… He was in a bed, awaiting death… Slowly… His last days started to creep in… And then he realized… The demon he was looking for didn’t exist… It was his inner demon that he had to defeat… [br]
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Knuckles: *sniffles* That was beautiful… [br]
Shadow: That’s deep… [br]
Knuckles: I know! An old geezer trying to defeat a demon?! Yeah right! Without his teeth! “I Fwill shmite thee yee ogre!!”[br]
Rouge: *slaps Knuckles* [br]
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Shadow: Anyone got some banana bread…? I’m hungry… [br]
Sonic: It’s already getting daylight… [br]
Blain: I got some marshmallows! ^_^[br]
Sonic: I got a haunted teddy bear![br]
All: O_o[br]
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Sonic: Yeah! You know that Ammityville house…? There was a teddy bear. I bought it off E-Bay for free! [br]
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All: ……[br]
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Sonic: Anyway… It is haunted… Each night… When I was hugging him in bed… His eyes glowed red… And I heard a vague voice calling my name… Sooooooooooooooonic… Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonic… So I said… Yes Rupert? Then he said… You suuuuuuuuuuuuck… Then I said… Yeah ok, and fell back asleep… [br]
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Knuckles: That’s scary… [br]
Sonic: Yeah… I still love him… [br]
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Then suddenly, Sonic’s bagpack opened up and a teddy bear walked out… He looked at the others and gave an evil grin… [br]
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Sonic: Rupert!! Come back!! I love you!! It’s not over!! [br]
Rupert: … Go jump of a cliff… [br]
Sonic: Eeh… Ok, see ya later buddy! [br]
Rupert: Go frack yourself… [br]
Sonic: Okiedokie! ^-^[br]
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All: O_o[br]
Rouge: Well that was random… [br]
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Then Amy walked through with a pair of work gloves and a trimming shears… [br]
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Sonic: Amy…? What the hell are you doing here…? [br]
Amy: I’m working a bit on the front garden! [br]
Shadow: We got lost in the front garden…? [br]
All: O_o *faints*[br]
Amy: ^-^[br]
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And so… Eeh… They fell asleep… And eeh… Lived happily ever after… Except for granny who got eaten by Jasco… Oh yeah, and Bubba… And Rupert… And eeh…………………… yeah… What was I gonna say…? [br]
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Oh yeah! [br]
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THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!!1[br]
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Jasco: Where the hell did my Hummer go…? [br]
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