Chapter 24 - The RRTS Documentary!
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Chapter 24 - The RRTS Documentary!
Chapter 24 - The RRTS Documentary!
The RRTS Documentary…
This is something for the people who read the “Deus Ex Machina” story. I really appreciate that I have so many people reading the story! So here’s a little something for you guys!
Please notice that I make fun of my own characters of the story “Deus Ex Machina” After all these emotional chapters, I decided to… well, make fun of it! This story however, is not connected with the fanfic and should be considered NOT canon!!! ^^
Oh yeah. Tails doesn’t actually have anything to do with the RRTS but he fixes the vehicles for them… And Flash has a role in it!
Flash © Flashthehedgehog
Enjoy! ^-^
Reporter: Once a strong hold of forces for captured dictator Robotnik, the city of Robotropolis, on the southern side of Mobius, is now firmly under control by Red Faction movements. Or is it? These members of the Freedom Fighters resistance forces think otherwise. Yet there different approach of handling such situations can cause an argue among them. Here I stand with sergeant Blain of the RRTS.
Blain: Well hey! It’s not my fault they get killed and all! I mean come on!! You saw them! They were walking right through my artillery strike! The one they asked for! Jesus Christ!
Jasco: Hey sergeant!! You SUUUUUUCK!!!!
Blain: Those bastards ask for a lot!! They even get mad on me when I give them a supply drop!!
Jasco: Requesting supply drop at this coordinate!
Blain through radio: Roger on the supply drop over.
Jasco gets squished by supply crate…
Blain: Those ungrateful sons a doges pisses me of so much… So I decided I’d actually give that… Commander assistance… Hee hee hee…
Flash: Position cleared and under control!!
They all got bombarded…
Blain: I cant seem to win… They always find a way to backstab me… It’s not fair!! … Urgh… Goddamn I hate my job…
Talon: Doo doo doo, oh!! There’s one there, right there…
Talon snipes a rebel…
Talon: So… Yeah… I, like… Kill people and stuff… I… Kinda had to much to drink last night… Hee… Anways, I work alone… But the others disagree on my decisions… They say I’m not a…. Teamplayer orrrrrrrr ssssomething!! Yeah right! They don’t ever listen, nor do they care! Eeeeeeerm… *sniffs* Is that so wrong?
Flash: SNIPER?!! AW shoot I HATE THAT MOTHERfrackER!! This one time I was climbing up a ladder, and out of nowhere, BOOM!!!1
Flash climbs up a ladder… And sees a claymore mine in front of him when he reached the top…
Flash: Oh fuc-
*BOOM!!11*
Talon: Giggity giggity giggety!
Flash: I SWEAR TO GOD!! AS SOON AS I SEE THAT ASSHOLE AGAIN, IM GONNA RIP OFF HIS SCOPE AND SHOVE IT UP HIS MOTHERfrackING @$$!! THEN IM GONNA LOOK FOR HIS MOTHER, PLACE MINES AROUND HER AND-
Airtransport crashes in the background…
Flash: WHAT?!!! WHAT THE frack WAS THAT?!!!
Tails: Yeah so eehm… I work on the tanks and vehicles and all… But eeh… It hasn’t been so easy lately… For some reason the guys never seem to see me… I always shout HEY I’M RIGHT HERE!! But its like they enjoy running me over…
Tails fixes a tank and gets hits by a car…
Flash: TEN POINTS!!!
Tails: I think its because of my gadgets… I mean, I’m always trying to protect them, but… They may get the wrong idea don’t ya know?
Blain: PULL UP THE IPS SHIELD!!
Flash: Oh damn… Blain: What? Flash: Forgot to charge it…
Blain: GODDAMN IT TAILS!!!
Tails: It’s getting REALLY obvious lately!! There’s always a big road! And I’m always in the drivers path, no matter WHERE I’m at!! So… I make it obvious to them… Ahem… As some may know this, conquering outposts gets a lot harder for SOME reason… Heeheehee…
Tails placed explosives on an armoured vehicle…
Jasco: All clear! Position under control out!
*BOOM!!!1*
Tails: Yeah I have my fun…
Cyrus: SO LIKE!! YEAH MAN!! LIKE!! BOMBS ARE LIKE SOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!! JASCO GAVE ME THESE BOMB TO BLOW shoot UP!! IT’S LIKE IM SOME KIND OF TERRORIST MAN!! HELL YEAH!! *giggles insanely* LIKE!! I GET TO DRIVE A CAR!! LALALALALALALALA!!! THEN I SEE SOME REBELS AND IM LIKE, HEY!! WASSUP GUYS!! LETS HAVE A PARTY!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Cyrus blows himself up…
Cyrus: DUDE!! I PLAY JOKES ON THEM TOO!! IT’S LIKE, EVERYTHING IS FINE!! HERE WE GO, IM LIKE OMG, HERE WE GO AND BOOM!!!!1 THEN ITS LIKE!! IN YOUR FACE!! AAAAAH!!! GOD I LOVE THIS shoot!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *blows himself up*
Tyone: Hi! Meh name ish Tyrone! I blow up tanks and-…. WHERE’S MOMMIE?!! MOMMIE WHERE ARE YOU?!! MOOOOOMMIE?!!1 *blows up random guy with anti-tank weapon*
Flash: JESUS!! DON’T LET ME START ABOUT THAT ANTI TANK ASSHOLE!! I RATHER GET HEMOROIDS THEN THAT DIPshoot COVERING MY @$$!!
Tyrone: AAHAHAHA!! I WANT MY MOMMIE!! MOMMIE WOULD TAKE ME TO MCDONALDS FOR A HAPPY MEAL!! BUT I DON’T HAVE A HAPPY MEAL!! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! GODDAMN IT!!
Jasco: Why hello there! Well I certainly enjoy breaking a sweat for these poor souls! Always be there when they need me! ^-^
Jasco stands at a dead guy throwing medic bags at him…
Jasco: Here silly! Oh! There’s chocolate pudding back at the base!
Jasco: I just love these medic bags! Oh these things are just sooo cute!! Ohmygawd!! ^-^
Blain: Ahem… Medics huh…? Well… Hell, why do I even bother…? That guy just isn’t right… Prancing… Dancing…
Blain looks at Jasco frolicking through the street…
Blain: But, right now when I think about it… The whole RRTS consists out of fracking idiots…
Looks at the others prancing and dancing and giggling…
Jasco: Well I try saving everyone! But I get so confused!! My little defibrillator cant see the differences between enemies and allies!!
Blain: Jasco, put that thing away before-
Blain gets shocked
Jasco: Somehow the others think I’m a menace!
Everyone does a dogpile on Blain
Jasco: Hey stop it you guys! Hey does anyone want some chocolate pudding…?
Flash: MAN THAT MEDIC IS JUST A PUSSY!! THEY NEED TO TAKE A LOOK AT A REAL MAN FOR EXAMPLE!!! BLOWING shoot UP IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!! ……… shoot yeah…
Upham: Ok see this gun?! This is my life! Ammo is not my responsibility!
Flash: OOOOOOOH!! THAT MOTHERfrackER PISSES ME SOOOO OFF!! THIS ONE TIME WE WERE UNDER FIRE!! I WAS OUT OF AMMO AND I KEPT ON SCREAMING, GIMME SOME!! GIMME SOME!! BUT HE JUST SAT THERE!!!
Upham: DON’T LOOK AT THIS STUPID AMMO BAG!!
Flash: THIS GUY IS frackING HOPELESS!! THAT dog JUST HAD TO GO!!1
Flash: Gimme some ammo motherfracker!
Upham: No!! NO!!
Flash: JUST GIVE ME SOME ASSHOLE!!
Upham: NANANANA!!!1
Flash: O_o
Upham: ^-^
Flash: *shoots Upham*
Upham: I hate this stupid bag…
Blain: You ever played chicken with those rebel assholes?! You know?! Driving to each other and see who dodges first?! HA!! I ALWAYS PUSH THEM DOWN A CLIFF!! AND THE SURVIVORS?!! HELL THERE OUR PRISONERS THEN!! WE GET TO THROW AMMO AND MEDIC BAGS AT THEM ALL DAY!!
Rebel: Stop it!! *gets bag thrown at head* OW!! STOP IT!! *gets bag thrown at head* HAVE MERCY!!!
Upham: Those drivers are retarded!! … Or something… They hit a cameraman today and they had no clue what was going on… Why the hell were they driving anyway?!
Everyone stands at a busstop…
Flash: What?!
Jasco: Hey! Anyone want some chocolate pudding?!
Blain: Take another simple thing really… Like… Using the parachutes…
Blain: Ok, watch me closely!
Blain jumps off a titan and uses his parachute…
Jasco: Oh that looks so easy!
Then everyone else jumps…
Flash: GEEEEERONIMO!!!
Tyrone: EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
Jasco: CHOCOLATE PUDIIIIIIIIIING!!
Blain: Hell, they think there so good, they even started to bet…
Cyrus: Whoever dies first gets $20 dollars!
Cyrus: YESH!! The vehicles! I was wondering when that was coming! So… Bascially… My motto is… IF I cant get a plane, no one gets a plane! I rigged the planes with explosives and if they take off, BOOM!!11 I love to see there looks on there faces!! *giggles insanely and blows himself up*
Tails: I don’t know if these guys do a lot of drugs… Or… something… Because, these guys are retarded! I mean they do the stupidest things I’ve ever seen! I cant get away from it! They are total dumb asses!! I hate the RRTS!! I HATE THE RRTS!!
Blain: So like, when the others fly the planes… I’ve never seen them actually HIT something in my entire career… Or… Actually shooting…
Reporter: So the RRTS may have arguments among them, there still disciplined soldiers who fight for the freedom of the nation!
Talon: EH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!! Oh my God… Does anyone want to play DDR or something…? AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Upham: Its just me!! And my gun!! NOTHING ELSE!!!
Squad gets squished in the background by a supply crate…
Upham: What the…?
Jasco: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!! OHMYGAWD!! I just wanna thank everyone for watching this! And we’re gonna make something like, fruitcakes, and chocolate puddings, and you’re all invited to-
Cyrus giggles and blows himself up in the background…
Jasco: Oh dear…
Tails: That’s it!! I’ve had it!! THOSE frackERS ARE GETTING PAYBACK!! MWHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Turns around and looks at everyone getting hit by a car…
Flash: COME ON!! I’LL TAKE ON EVERYONE!! JUST BRING IT ON YOU REBEL BASTARDS!!! I CAN TAKE YOU!!! BRING IT ON!!!!!! I’LL SMOKE EVERY MOTHERfrackER RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!
Turns around and sees 3 Rebel battlewalkers standing there…
Flash: Oh shoot…
Cyrus: YEAH MAN!! LIKE!! NO ONE DRIVES!! NO ONE FLIES!! I SAY WHAT GOES MOTHERfrackER!! OHMYGAWD!! I DECIDE WHO-
Turns around and airtransport crashes on him…
Tyrone: AHAHAHAHAHA!! I LOVE MY GODDAMN HAPPY MEAL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Blows up Freedom Fighters vehicle…
Blain: Well eeh, I would just like to thank everybody and eeh- *gets blown up*
The others are hiding behind a wall…
All: *lmfao*
Jasco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!11
Flash: SERGEANT YOU SUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!
*Take 2*
Blain: Ahem… I was just trying to say that I want to thank everyone for- *gets blown up*
Cyrus: HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!1 DID YOU SEE HOW HIGH HE WENT?!!1
All: *lmfao*
*Take 3*
Blain: So anyways… I was just trying to… *turns around*
Everyone hides behind wall…
Blain: *turns back to face camera* I swear… I’m gonna… I want to say that- *gets blown up*
All: *insane giggles*
Blain: THAT’S IT!!! YOU frackERS ARE DEAD!!! *detonates remote explosives* HA!! HAHAHAHHAHA!!! HAAAAAAAHHAHAHA!!!
Everyone gets together…
Blain: Well! I hoped you enjoyed this… Documentary of the RRTS… WELL GUYS I GUESS ITS TIME FOR US TO GO!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
They all got hit by artillery fire…
Reporter: And there you have it… Brave men fighting for our freedom… To overthrow the Metal Warmachines and claim back the planet of Mobius! Marching through the streets with pride in there hearts! And- *gets ammo bag thrown at his head*
Blain: WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?!!
The end! O_o
This is something for the people who read the “Deus Ex Machina” story. I really appreciate that I have so many people reading the story! So here’s a little something for you guys!
Please notice that I make fun of my own characters of the story “Deus Ex Machina” After all these emotional chapters, I decided to… well, make fun of it! This story however, is not connected with the fanfic and should be considered NOT canon!!! ^^
Oh yeah. Tails doesn’t actually have anything to do with the RRTS but he fixes the vehicles for them… And Flash has a role in it!
Flash © Flashthehedgehog
Enjoy! ^-^
Reporter: Once a strong hold of forces for captured dictator Robotnik, the city of Robotropolis, on the southern side of Mobius, is now firmly under control by Red Faction movements. Or is it? These members of the Freedom Fighters resistance forces think otherwise. Yet there different approach of handling such situations can cause an argue among them. Here I stand with sergeant Blain of the RRTS.
Blain: Well hey! It’s not my fault they get killed and all! I mean come on!! You saw them! They were walking right through my artillery strike! The one they asked for! Jesus Christ!
Jasco: Hey sergeant!! You SUUUUUUCK!!!!
Blain: Those bastards ask for a lot!! They even get mad on me when I give them a supply drop!!
Jasco: Requesting supply drop at this coordinate!
Blain through radio: Roger on the supply drop over.
Jasco gets squished by supply crate…
Blain: Those ungrateful sons a doges pisses me of so much… So I decided I’d actually give that… Commander assistance… Hee hee hee…
Flash: Position cleared and under control!!
They all got bombarded…
Blain: I cant seem to win… They always find a way to backstab me… It’s not fair!! … Urgh… Goddamn I hate my job…
Talon: Doo doo doo, oh!! There’s one there, right there…
Talon snipes a rebel…
Talon: So… Yeah… I, like… Kill people and stuff… I… Kinda had to much to drink last night… Hee… Anways, I work alone… But the others disagree on my decisions… They say I’m not a…. Teamplayer orrrrrrrr ssssomething!! Yeah right! They don’t ever listen, nor do they care! Eeeeeeerm… *sniffs* Is that so wrong?
Flash: SNIPER?!! AW shoot I HATE THAT MOTHERfrackER!! This one time I was climbing up a ladder, and out of nowhere, BOOM!!!1
Flash climbs up a ladder… And sees a claymore mine in front of him when he reached the top…
Flash: Oh fuc-
*BOOM!!11*
Talon: Giggity giggity giggety!
Flash: I SWEAR TO GOD!! AS SOON AS I SEE THAT ASSHOLE AGAIN, IM GONNA RIP OFF HIS SCOPE AND SHOVE IT UP HIS MOTHERfrackING @$$!! THEN IM GONNA LOOK FOR HIS MOTHER, PLACE MINES AROUND HER AND-
Airtransport crashes in the background…
Flash: WHAT?!!! WHAT THE frack WAS THAT?!!!
Tails: Yeah so eehm… I work on the tanks and vehicles and all… But eeh… It hasn’t been so easy lately… For some reason the guys never seem to see me… I always shout HEY I’M RIGHT HERE!! But its like they enjoy running me over…
Tails fixes a tank and gets hits by a car…
Flash: TEN POINTS!!!
Tails: I think its because of my gadgets… I mean, I’m always trying to protect them, but… They may get the wrong idea don’t ya know?
Blain: PULL UP THE IPS SHIELD!!
Flash: Oh damn… Blain: What? Flash: Forgot to charge it…
Blain: GODDAMN IT TAILS!!!
Tails: It’s getting REALLY obvious lately!! There’s always a big road! And I’m always in the drivers path, no matter WHERE I’m at!! So… I make it obvious to them… Ahem… As some may know this, conquering outposts gets a lot harder for SOME reason… Heeheehee…
Tails placed explosives on an armoured vehicle…
Jasco: All clear! Position under control out!
*BOOM!!!1*
Tails: Yeah I have my fun…
Cyrus: SO LIKE!! YEAH MAN!! LIKE!! BOMBS ARE LIKE SOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!! JASCO GAVE ME THESE BOMB TO BLOW shoot UP!! IT’S LIKE IM SOME KIND OF TERRORIST MAN!! HELL YEAH!! *giggles insanely* LIKE!! I GET TO DRIVE A CAR!! LALALALALALALALA!!! THEN I SEE SOME REBELS AND IM LIKE, HEY!! WASSUP GUYS!! LETS HAVE A PARTY!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Cyrus blows himself up…
Cyrus: DUDE!! I PLAY JOKES ON THEM TOO!! IT’S LIKE, EVERYTHING IS FINE!! HERE WE GO, IM LIKE OMG, HERE WE GO AND BOOM!!!!1 THEN ITS LIKE!! IN YOUR FACE!! AAAAAH!!! GOD I LOVE THIS shoot!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *blows himself up*
Tyone: Hi! Meh name ish Tyrone! I blow up tanks and-…. WHERE’S MOMMIE?!! MOMMIE WHERE ARE YOU?!! MOOOOOMMIE?!!1 *blows up random guy with anti-tank weapon*
Flash: JESUS!! DON’T LET ME START ABOUT THAT ANTI TANK ASSHOLE!! I RATHER GET HEMOROIDS THEN THAT DIPshoot COVERING MY @$$!!
Tyrone: AAHAHAHA!! I WANT MY MOMMIE!! MOMMIE WOULD TAKE ME TO MCDONALDS FOR A HAPPY MEAL!! BUT I DON’T HAVE A HAPPY MEAL!! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! GODDAMN IT!!
Jasco: Why hello there! Well I certainly enjoy breaking a sweat for these poor souls! Always be there when they need me! ^-^
Jasco stands at a dead guy throwing medic bags at him…
Jasco: Here silly! Oh! There’s chocolate pudding back at the base!
Jasco: I just love these medic bags! Oh these things are just sooo cute!! Ohmygawd!! ^-^
Blain: Ahem… Medics huh…? Well… Hell, why do I even bother…? That guy just isn’t right… Prancing… Dancing…
Blain looks at Jasco frolicking through the street…
Blain: But, right now when I think about it… The whole RRTS consists out of fracking idiots…
Looks at the others prancing and dancing and giggling…
Jasco: Well I try saving everyone! But I get so confused!! My little defibrillator cant see the differences between enemies and allies!!
Blain: Jasco, put that thing away before-
Blain gets shocked
Jasco: Somehow the others think I’m a menace!
Everyone does a dogpile on Blain
Jasco: Hey stop it you guys! Hey does anyone want some chocolate pudding…?
Flash: MAN THAT MEDIC IS JUST A PUSSY!! THEY NEED TO TAKE A LOOK AT A REAL MAN FOR EXAMPLE!!! BLOWING shoot UP IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!! ……… shoot yeah…
Upham: Ok see this gun?! This is my life! Ammo is not my responsibility!
Flash: OOOOOOOH!! THAT MOTHERfrackER PISSES ME SOOOO OFF!! THIS ONE TIME WE WERE UNDER FIRE!! I WAS OUT OF AMMO AND I KEPT ON SCREAMING, GIMME SOME!! GIMME SOME!! BUT HE JUST SAT THERE!!!
Upham: DON’T LOOK AT THIS STUPID AMMO BAG!!
Flash: THIS GUY IS frackING HOPELESS!! THAT dog JUST HAD TO GO!!1
Flash: Gimme some ammo motherfracker!
Upham: No!! NO!!
Flash: JUST GIVE ME SOME ASSHOLE!!
Upham: NANANANA!!!1
Flash: O_o
Upham: ^-^
Flash: *shoots Upham*
Upham: I hate this stupid bag…
Blain: You ever played chicken with those rebel assholes?! You know?! Driving to each other and see who dodges first?! HA!! I ALWAYS PUSH THEM DOWN A CLIFF!! AND THE SURVIVORS?!! HELL THERE OUR PRISONERS THEN!! WE GET TO THROW AMMO AND MEDIC BAGS AT THEM ALL DAY!!
Rebel: Stop it!! *gets bag thrown at head* OW!! STOP IT!! *gets bag thrown at head* HAVE MERCY!!!
Upham: Those drivers are retarded!! … Or something… They hit a cameraman today and they had no clue what was going on… Why the hell were they driving anyway?!
Everyone stands at a busstop…
Flash: What?!
Jasco: Hey! Anyone want some chocolate pudding?!
Blain: Take another simple thing really… Like… Using the parachutes…
Blain: Ok, watch me closely!
Blain jumps off a titan and uses his parachute…
Jasco: Oh that looks so easy!
Then everyone else jumps…
Flash: GEEEEERONIMO!!!
Tyrone: EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
Jasco: CHOCOLATE PUDIIIIIIIIIING!!
Blain: Hell, they think there so good, they even started to bet…
Cyrus: Whoever dies first gets $20 dollars!
Cyrus: YESH!! The vehicles! I was wondering when that was coming! So… Bascially… My motto is… IF I cant get a plane, no one gets a plane! I rigged the planes with explosives and if they take off, BOOM!!11 I love to see there looks on there faces!! *giggles insanely and blows himself up*
Tails: I don’t know if these guys do a lot of drugs… Or… something… Because, these guys are retarded! I mean they do the stupidest things I’ve ever seen! I cant get away from it! They are total dumb asses!! I hate the RRTS!! I HATE THE RRTS!!
Blain: So like, when the others fly the planes… I’ve never seen them actually HIT something in my entire career… Or… Actually shooting…
Reporter: So the RRTS may have arguments among them, there still disciplined soldiers who fight for the freedom of the nation!
Talon: EH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!! Oh my God… Does anyone want to play DDR or something…? AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Upham: Its just me!! And my gun!! NOTHING ELSE!!!
Squad gets squished in the background by a supply crate…
Upham: What the…?
Jasco: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!! OHMYGAWD!! I just wanna thank everyone for watching this! And we’re gonna make something like, fruitcakes, and chocolate puddings, and you’re all invited to-
Cyrus giggles and blows himself up in the background…
Jasco: Oh dear…
Tails: That’s it!! I’ve had it!! THOSE frackERS ARE GETTING PAYBACK!! MWHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Turns around and looks at everyone getting hit by a car…
Flash: COME ON!! I’LL TAKE ON EVERYONE!! JUST BRING IT ON YOU REBEL BASTARDS!!! I CAN TAKE YOU!!! BRING IT ON!!!!!! I’LL SMOKE EVERY MOTHERfrackER RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!
Turns around and sees 3 Rebel battlewalkers standing there…
Flash: Oh shoot…
Cyrus: YEAH MAN!! LIKE!! NO ONE DRIVES!! NO ONE FLIES!! I SAY WHAT GOES MOTHERfrackER!! OHMYGAWD!! I DECIDE WHO-
Turns around and airtransport crashes on him…
Tyrone: AHAHAHAHAHA!! I LOVE MY GODDAMN HAPPY MEAL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Blows up Freedom Fighters vehicle…
Blain: Well eeh, I would just like to thank everybody and eeh- *gets blown up*
The others are hiding behind a wall…
All: *lmfao*
Jasco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!11
Flash: SERGEANT YOU SUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!
*Take 2*
Blain: Ahem… I was just trying to say that I want to thank everyone for- *gets blown up*
Cyrus: HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!1 DID YOU SEE HOW HIGH HE WENT?!!1
All: *lmfao*
*Take 3*
Blain: So anyways… I was just trying to… *turns around*
Everyone hides behind wall…
Blain: *turns back to face camera* I swear… I’m gonna… I want to say that- *gets blown up*
All: *insane giggles*
Blain: THAT’S IT!!! YOU frackERS ARE DEAD!!! *detonates remote explosives* HA!! HAHAHAHHAHA!!! HAAAAAAAHHAHAHA!!!
Everyone gets together…
Blain: Well! I hoped you enjoyed this… Documentary of the RRTS… WELL GUYS I GUESS ITS TIME FOR US TO GO!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
They all got hit by artillery fire…
Reporter: And there you have it… Brave men fighting for our freedom… To overthrow the Metal Warmachines and claim back the planet of Mobius! Marching through the streets with pride in there hearts! And- *gets ammo bag thrown at his head*
Blain: WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?!!
The end! O_o
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ShadowsGirlfriend1_0 on March 22, 2007, 5:42:48 AM
AngelicZero on March 21, 2007, 6:58:06 AM
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lmao that is funny nice job gimp lolChild_of_the_feral on March 21, 2007, 6:54:18 AM
*Dies* That was funneh shoot!! ^_^Heh. Tyrone luuuuuurvs his goddamn Happy Meal. *Throws one at him*
Must have bombs so i can destroy that stupid pudding!
That was completely random to the max! Nothing on earth can be as random as this stuff right here, 'cept for happy meals, they always have a different toy inside, ALWAYS!!!*blows up*