Chapter 1 - Ask Seto Kaiba

Great idea Puff! Ummm... And Seto, what was your first word? And do you have a crush on Serenity?

can i ask?? please? if so i'll get outa ur face seto ^^

Hey Seto. What's Mokuba's favorite color? What's your favorite candy? And what's your favorite drink at Starbucks? If you don't like Starbucks than you're crazy.
Thanks!
-Cat

Seto-sama! i have questions!

1.whats the square root of the third desimal of pi muliplyed by your hight and then devided by your **** size?
2.Will you lend me some money?
3.is it true that your acctually very short and walk around on stilts and thats why your 'legs' are so skinny?
4.will you sign all my yugioh cards? or just the kaiba cards at least.?
5. could you also sign my manga and posters?
6. and my other misc. seto orientated items?
7.if i resque you from PuffBubble do i get a 'prize'? *winks*
8. so are you gonna lend me some money?
9.my brother wants to know exactly hoe you got all the blue-eyes, i know you made one guy comit suicide and i think you bought one and we all know how ya got the one of yugis grandpa... did you have any one killed for it <3?
10. in the movie you just seam to leave all your cards allover the floor why? and did yuo get annother spear dragon cause i think you got a bit exited cause ya ripped that one...wouldnt just putting it in the gravyard surfice?

hmmm while were on the subject of the movie
11. his your arm ok?
and yugi must have been cheeting cause i worked it out and he would have run out of cards cause of your virus thing so he must have had more than 40 cards and thats against your rules... if you wanna take him up about it ill bring proof.

12. you dont mind answering so many do you?
13. whats your shoe size?
14. can i have your english voice actor to keep in my cubord and talk to?
15.is it true you have a pet bunny called Mr. fuzzlepants?
16.why do you always end up getting involved with what yugis doing, mean after battle city nothing makes sence, thats why i stopped watching it.
17. are you sure you dont mind so many questions?
18.do you like Pierrot? i think you would.
19.do you wear glasses? cause all that time in front of a computer cant be good for your eyes plus you'd look suuuper cute... if you say no...
20.can i poke one of your pretty eyes so you have to wear glasses so ya can look cuter?

so are you gonna lend me some money then?
later Seto-sama *hugz*

Another few possibilities...
1. What if I caught you and locked you up and forced you to marry me?
2. What if you didn't have a chance to escape?
3. What if I found you?
4. What if we had an arranged marrage?

DarkDemonGAL- Your welcome. Yep. How many hours a day do you work, and how many days a week do you work?
PuffBubble: FINE! 3=

Anita-Ishtar- I would probably except to marry you, then refuse to marry you at the alter and escape from there.

Atems_Little_Girl- No. No, because it's bad for your health. Because that's how you run a company at Kaiba corp.'s level. Not really. No. I don't hate Joey, I simply like to watch his funny reactions to my insults. No, I'm not homosexual or Bisexual. Sometimes. No, because I don't know where you live. Yes. Not really. Uhhh,,, *blushing like crazy* No? Sort of. No. *thinking* She's insane...

(KAiba is walking, and I pop out of no where)

ALG- BOO! ME IS BACK!

Seto- -_-' Not you again!

ALG- I HAS MORE QUESTIONS?! Do you like yaoi? Do you like to eat a bag of sugar? Why you alway work? Am I annoying? Do you watch Nascar? Why do you hate Joey? Do you think Yami is cute? Do you like to eat pizza? Can you get me some pocky? Do you like pocky? Do you go on dates? Do you want to marry Serenity? Do you think Tea is a friendship monster? DO you think Purple is cute?

(Then two tall aliens come over)

Tall Alien #1- Pandora stop bugging the humans

Tall Alien #2- Yes listen to your brother.

ALG- HI RED! HI PURPLE! Kaiba meet Red and Purple. Red, and Purple meet Kaiba.

Kaiba- ....

Hey, seto? I have a question... if I kidnapped you, would you marry me JUST to get away or would you stay with me?

thanx, i run an anime/manga company....and it also has an extention of clothes designing.i bet u know how easy it is to make deals by deuling.huh?.

P.S.: puffbubble don't give Mokuba sugar...or u'll hav to handle it

Seto: Your welcome. Thank you. Well, it depends what type of a company you run, what you have to do in a day, and how many hours a day you need to work.

Mokuba: HELLOOOOOO! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Seto: LIZ! Did you give Mokuba sugar?!

PuffBubble: Yes... Heh heh. *runs off*

Seto: IDIOT! *chases after PuffBubble*

Mokuba: I FEEL SO ALONE!

me:ok thank u seto....now i just have to get rid of vegeta somehow..SETO u are quite the genius and i have a headache from running my company! could u think up of a quick plan that won't interfier with my scheudule
vegeta: who the hell r u with??? trying to cheat on me huh???
me: vegeta!!!um g2g comment back A.S.A.P
vegeta: damn u seto ur just luky that she toke off!

PuffBubble: Thankies! ^-^

Seto: Glad to talk to you too.

Neat idea! I like it! Glad to talk to Seto! = 3

PuffBubble: Sorry about the wait! My internet connection was all weird, until Seto fixed it, plus Seto's been busy at his company! ^-^

Seto: Great, I get to answer more questions...

Answer to DarkDemonGAL's questions- Okay? Red heads are okay. I don't really judge people by they're hair color.
I don't really listen to a lot of music.
A girl who doesn't try to boss me around and act like she's the queen of the universe, basicly the opposite of this girl Gozuboro wanted me to date...
I don't watch T.V, well sometimes I see what the weather is like on the News, but other than that, I don't watch T.V.
Thanks.
Thank you again.
*whispers* weird.

Answer to thiefchild's questions-
I would think I was dreaming.
Ummmm... I don't really have a preference, as long as I'm not a girl.
Sort of, I guess.
Yes, although I don't eat much candy.

Answer to Atems_Little_girl's questions-
Hello.
I haven't seen Charlie and the chocolate factory. Well I haven't seen the new version by Tim Burton.
Yes.
No, I don't drink alcohol.
No.
Sort of.
I'm pretty good.
No.
I don't know.
No.
I want to be the King Of Games, because, I am the best at everything I do but when it comes to duel monsters that idiot Yugi always beats me, so I would like to beat him. Plus he beats me at one game and he gets the title King of all games.
Because when I was a child Mokuba drew me a picture of the blue eyes white dragon and I swore to get it, and it's a powerful card.
I know it's a color, but I've never met a living being by the name Purple.
Okay?

Answer to Ramuk's question- It's strange. *sees a girl on this window gaping at him* VERY strange...

I got a question. How does it feel to have so many fangirls? XD

yo answer me!!!!!

ALG- ^o^ BOO! I'm back with some more questions to ask!!!!

Seto- -_-' Not you again

ALG- ^-^ Do you think Mr. Willy Wonka is cool? Do you ever kiss a girl before? Do you drink? Do you think I'm a hoimical manic? Do you like sugar? Can you draw? Do you have a girlfriend? Do you think my step-brother is an idiot? Do you think I'm a crazy person? Why do you want to be king of games? Why do you like Blue Eyes White Dragon? Do you know Purple?

(two tall people come)
Red- HEY! PURPLE THERE SHE IS!!!! (points at ALG)

Purple- PANDORA! STOP BUGGING THE HUMANS!!!! (They drag me away)

ALG- DO YOU KNOW NNY?!

Seto-....

hi seto! um...well i have a question... what if you came to your mansion one night and it had been transformed into hogwarts( the castle from harry potter) and what character would you rather be in harry potter AND (last question) do u think yourself as hot? well of corse u do coz u r really hot!!!! *drools* and do u like chocolate?????

me: back again, ok i am not exactly lik ur other fans seto im serious. that's y vegeta follows me alot. i guess he's my boyfriend now. in his head. well i gotta send u a pick of wat i look lik in the other world and im here to test how smart u really r seto kaiba
kitu*cat*:meooooww.
me: *yells*go home kitu
kitu: well how rude.
me: he talks! well here r sum of my questions. i kindly request that u email me when u answer. im very busy as u saw b4 to look everyday.
1. do u lik redheads?
2. what is ur fav type of music?
3. what kind of grl do u prefer?
4. wat is ur fav show?
5. i think u look hott in ur knight offit on the cover of the video game 'deulists of the roses"commenting
6.i dont lik many brown haired guys but u and vegeta take the cake!
----vegeta! i completely 4got! he wanted cake tonight. hopefully he wont want anythhing per-
vegeta; again!
me; shoot
vegeta; let's go now *grabs and flies off*
me:*yelling from a distance* ull be hearing from meeeeeeeeeeee!

me:ok well i got a # of questions for hotty seto there. hold on *whispers* "sry dear vegeta"
vegeta: ah ha! caught you cheating on me.
me: VEGETA! w-w-what r u doning here
vegeta: i came to ask u that!!!
me:well g2g THE GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL PRINCE VEGETA MUST BE CATERED.
vegeta: where's my special rice and sushi
me: oh the maki sushi!*whispers to u* ull be hearing from me.

PuffBubble: ^___________^

Seto: I haven't ever met you, so I don't know if I like you. Purple is a color. In the day the sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight. Mokuba looks girlish, because he looks more like my mother, than my father and he has long hair. No I do not think the Irken (whatever they are) race will take over earth. I haven't a clue. You are very strange...

ALG- ME HAS A QUESTION! ME HAS A QUESTION!!!! SETO DO YOU LIKE ME? DO YOU KNOW WHO PURPLE IS? WHY IS THE SKY BLUE? Why does Mokuba look like a girl? Do you think the Irken race will take over earth? Do you think Yami likes me? Why AM I ASKING TO MUCH QUESTION!!!!

Seto Kaiba- ....

PuffBubble: LOL!

Seto: You are completely insane, aren't you? Thank you... I think.

LOL! Seto, boxers or briefs? LOL! Just kidding, I think I know, I draw you in them all the time. O_O LOL! Just kidding. You're not even wearing anything. LOL! Just kidding again... Well... Uh... Maybe I better just stop before I make PuffBubble's eyes pop out of her head. Okay, Seto, all seriousness here, "I LOVE YOU!!!!" *Drools and foams at mouth like crazy fangirl*

Seto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

PuffBubble: THANKIES! ^-^

Seto: Probably not, because I can stand those idiots and there blabber about the heart of the cards. I don't really have a favorite kind of animal.

He he he, I love it!

So Seto, will you ever pacth it up with yugi and the gang? And what is your fav animal?

PuffBubble: Thankies! And if was my friend's idea!

Seto: My first word was 'mommy' and I may have a small crush on Serenity, but not a big, one.

PuffBubble: He's blushing like there's no tomorrow, so yes, he does have a HUGE crush on Serenity!

Seto: I do not!

PuffBubble: Sure you don't. LOL!