Chapter 1 - Chocolate!

Meena and Luna info: They moved in with the bladebreakers after helping them escape a castle.

Let the stupidness begin!
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Meena: Hey Kai! Look at this clapping game I just learned!

Kai:....

Meena: Bang bang, chu chu train! Wind me up I'll do my thang! Peace, punch, captain crunch- I got something you can't touch! Reeces peices buttercup- you mess with me I'll mess you up! *accidently punches Dunga*

Dunga: Ouchies! I make you go hurt now! *punches at her*

Meena: Eep! *dodges- punch hits Kai*

Dunga: Oh crap!

Kia: *Death glare*

Dunga: GAH! *Jumps off a cliff*

Tyson: Oh my gawd! How did you do that Kai?!

Kai: *Death glare*

Tyson: AAH! *Runs into the street and gets hit by a bus*

Kai: MWUHAHAHA!

Everyone: .....

Kai: What?! I didn't use mind control powers to make them run to their deaths if that's what you're thinking!

Hillary: AAAHHH! LOOK OUT! A GIANT KITTEN!

Kitten: Meow!

Hillary: Aw! How cute- *kitten squishes her*

Everyone: AAHH! *runs*

Dunga: *runs up to them* Look everyone-I still okay!

Kitten: *Squishes Dunga*

Kai: Mwuhahaha- such destruction! *Gets on top of cat* Go forth and destroy!

Max: OH NO! A GIANT TELETUBBY!

Teletuby: Eh oh, Po!

Meena: Now THAT'S just disgusting!

Kenny: *Jumps and bites teletubby's leg*

Meena: WHAT IS GOING ON?! AAHHHH!

Kai: *Tries to squich her with the cat*

Meena: *Jumps out of the way, pushes Kai off of the cat and pinns him against the wall*

Kai: *hisses* *death glare*

Meena: *Kisses him*

Kai: Wow! *Kisses back*

Hillary: AAHH! A GIANT CHOCOLATE BAR IS ATTACKING TOKYO!

Luna: YUMMY! *Eats it*

Dunga: *Beat up giant teletubby* Yes! I are winner!

Kai: *Punches Rei, kisses Meena*

Meena: I like this story!

Tyson: *Cough* I survived!

Max: Look out!

Rabid pink squirell: *Roar!* *Eats Tyson.*

Everyone: o.O

Kai: Oh well. *Kisses Meena*

Meena: *Thinking* Please let there be a sequel!

Santa: Looks like my work here is done. *takes his leave*

THE END.

(No- it WASN'T supposed to make sence.)

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