100 things to do in class when you're bored
Submitted August 21, 2005 Updated August 21, 2005 Status Incomplete | Well...er...a hundred things to do in class when you're bored.
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Chapter 1 - 100 things to do in class when you're bored
Submitted: August 21, 2005 • Updated: August 21, 2005
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purplegirlygirl on July 31, 2007, 1:20:51 AM
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moorganxx on July 24, 2007, 10:31:33 PM
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That made my day. Seriously.BlueSpottedDog on July 24, 2007, 5:30:37 PM
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So so funny I will try most of them at school tomorrow :Dthat1guy on July 20, 2007, 5:59:59 AM
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funniest thing i have ever readSasukeAndMomijiHaHa on July 16, 2007, 6:51:23 AM
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I WAS IN HYSTERICS. SERIOUSLY FUNNEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! READ MY STOREH "REAL THINGS MY TEACHERS HAVE SAID" ITS ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!!! I FAVS!!!!!!!!!! ME AND MY FRIEND TRIED T ENTER THE X FACTOR ART SCHOOL WITH SOME OF THOSE. WE DIDDNT MAKE THE AUDITIONS. HA HA!!!!!!!!!! U ARE THE FUNNIEST!!! WAS IT ALL UR IDEA??? IS BOB AFTER ME? AM I DOOOOMED??? why in the hell am i in caps loc? oh well. what can ya do? (my catchfrase lol) momiji said it best. YAAAYS! u roc!!!!!puppylover22895 on July 12, 2007, 7:35:02 AM
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LOL 2 FUNNY!!!!! mayb i should try some of these when skool starts...anyway FAVS!!!!!!manga0akita0of0pie on July 6, 2007, 1:00:12 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MarioSonicHamtaro on July 3, 2007, 11:30:28 PM
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I acted like I was in the Army on the last day of school! That was the day we were getting autographs for our yearbooks, so whenever I wanted someones autograph I marched over to them and said, I WANT YOUR AUTOGHRAPH SIR/MA'AM! XDShamanKinglover1995 on July 3, 2007, 5:36:47 AM
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love it!!NinthDragonOfShadows on June 30, 2007, 1:34:25 PM
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When summer vacations over I may just try one of these, but I think I will try speaking like a pirate and call my teacher to walk the plank if he/she gives us homework,or maybe say something about crickets taking my sanity and then whistle like a cricket, Ive gotten all my teachers with it making them think theres a cricket in the room, and now my sanity is long gone
Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.
If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you
When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I'll never tell' and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven't been allowed to answer a question yet.
Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say `I just did'
the one about being excused to skip class
the petition against petitions
the voice
Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up, run into the wall and pretend to faint. Lay there until someone runs over to help you up, then walk out the door to go to the bathroom.
Purposely drop your pen. Ask someone to pick it up, and when they do defensively say `That's mine!'
the pillow onesTell your teacher you don't need to do your homework because you're skipping school tomorrow.
Tell your teacher that you're going to be sick tomorrow.
the mirror one very funny
Create a map of the classroom. Use the map whenever you need to find your seat or a tissue or the pencil sharpener.
and the dream job to be a janitor
HILARIOuS FAV