Chapter 1 - 67 things to do in a mall when you're bored

Disclaimer: I do not own any restaurants, anime/manga, or any people that have been stated in this story/list.



67 things to do at the mall when you're bored

1. Put clear string on the back of a dollar bill, put it on the ground, and once someone tries to pick it up, pull the string.

2. See how long someone tries to catch the bill

3. Call someone and ask them the whole time you're in the mall, “CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?”

4. Hide in/behind plants and throw water balloons at passer-bys

5. Have a water gun fight

6. Go up to random people and ask, “Haven't I met you before? You seem familiar…”

7. Wear a black cape and claim that you are batman

8. When you run into things (on purpose or by accident), yell, “Ouch! That *point to whatever you ran into* bit me!”

9. Get into one of the display cars, act like you're driving, and when people are walking by, say, “I didn't know that you could keep up with a car at 60 mph!”

10. Pretend to sleep on one of the display beds

11. Have a friend ask if you are ready, and act like Spongebob by franticly yelling, “I'M READY, I'M READY!”

12. Continue # 11 for about five minutes and see what people's reactions are

13. Give people your autograph and tell them, “It'll be worth something in the near future, so treasure it dearly.”

14. In the costume store try on one of the Viking hats and exclaim, “I'm `horn'-y.”

15. After doing # 14, see if anyone noticed. If they didn't, just exclaim it again.

16. Try to give cashiers pieces of green paper with smiley faces and numbers on it

17. Hand-cuff you and one of your friends together

18. After doing the previous, make a scene by yelling and franchising that you two are going opposite ways

19. Dress up as a hero from an anime/manga and try to save someone who is in danger

20. Pretend to smoke in a non-smoking area

21. Act like you lost your balance and walk in a zigzag line (for more fun, “accidentally” run into things, like walls, chairs, and people)

22. Say one, and only one phrase: Yo quiero Taco Bell

23. Go up to a security guard, and tell him you like his pants

24. For more fun, ask him if you can have his pants

25. Say to someone near you, “*Austrian accent* I like your tight pantalones!”

26. Tell random people that you are playing a game called `Donde esta mis pantalones?'

27. *In a Swargennager (however you spell the governor of CA's last name) voice* I'll be back *Walk off somewhere and then return to whoever you said `I'll be back' to

28. When you're hungry, say to your friends or people near you, “Did you hear that? Food is calling muh name!”

29. Randomly yell out `WA-WHO!'

30. Hold you arms out so that they're parallel to the ground. Run around and claim that you're flying.

31. Have a piece of paper (or anything you can hold in one hand, for that matter) and claim that the object is floating.

32. Have a poking contest with your friends. Whoever pokes the most people in one hour wins! XD

33. Have you and a couple of your friends act out a skit you put together (it can be any kind of skit, but for most fun, use a suspenseful one) and say `dun dun dun' as many times as possible.

34. For more fun, keep changing the tone of the `dun dun duns'

35. When you're at a Chic-fil-a or another other `chicken' restaurant, ask, “Do you have any `moo-cow' on your menu?”

36. Ask random people if they are a hanyou (it means half-demon in Japanese)

37. For more fun, if you see the person you just asked if they were a hanyou do anything weird, announce in a somewhat fearful tone, “Get away from me you wretched hanyou!”

38. Say to random people, “Yo quiero tu!” (I want you)

39. Bring a soap opera script (a good one at that) and start acting it out with a couple of your friends

40. When you need more characters for the soap, ask anyone in site if they'd like to act it out.

41. If they refuse, have a camera ready and tell them you'll be famous on TV!

42. Have a wet willie contest against your friends. The one who did the most wet willies at the end of your mall escapade wins

43. Try to sell something back to a store you just bought it from and ask for a higher price than what was retailed.

44. Try to sell jewelry that you made

45. Start showing off your special talent. Be sure to have a hat or box in front of you to see if anyone will put money in there

46. Follow someone and ask them a question over and over again

47. See the person's reaction

48. Sneak up behind people and yell, “BOO!”

49. RUN!!!! And scream your head off!!!!!!

50. Ask someone, “Can you really scream your head off?”

51. If they said no, tell them, “But I just screamed my head off when I ran from a person I said `BOO' too!” *smile big*

52. Kiss random people

53. Ask random people, “Would you like to know what I do when I'm bored?” *smile big and wink* ….teehee….

54. Take a poll by asking people if they like to blow up flammable objects

55. See the reactions and answers to the poll

56. If the majority of the people like to blow up flammable objects, go to the manger and ask if you could have a `blow up flammable objects contest'

57. Cross-dress

58. See how many people thing that you are of the opposite sex

59. Act like a zombie

60. Try to jump off the walls

61. Act like you're in a musical and sing instead of talking

62. Draw transmutation circles and try to perform alchemy

63. Play hide-and-go-seek

64. Put some kind of necklace around a friend and every time you say `sit' or `sit boy' your friend has to pummel to the ground

65. After doing # 64, see if anyone noticed that your friend and you were imitating Inu-Yasha and Kagome

66. Ask the people around you, “What do you do when you're bored?”

67. Recite this paper over and over again to the people in the mall



Thankx Erin, Caryn, and Ashley for helping me out with some of these! I really appreciate it! ^_^

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